What would you do if you woke up tomorrow 15 years in the past and it was all just a dream?

>>937315619 (OP)
>wake up tomorrow
>15 years in the past
>tomorrow
>in the past

>>937315619 (OP)
15 years as a dream? I have to go through it all again?

No, I rather live the nightmare just once

>>937315691
I’m glad you can read but I’m sad you can’t understand.

>>937315745
No just it was all a dream. So Covid, Trump, harambe (rest in peace) would you do anything to stop it? Would you use your knowledge to change your life?

>>937315759
Your premise makes no sense. How do you wake up tomorrow but in the past? Tomorrow isn't in the past

>>937315807
The phrase “woke up tomorrow in the past” is poetic. it blends the idea of “tomorrow” (your next conscious moment) with “15 years ago” (a new starting point). It’s not meant to be a physics lecture. A hypothetical, silly goose

>>937315793
>just it was all a dream

Exactly, that would piss me off. I don't want to go through it again.

>Would you do anything to stop it?

I'm not a super hero, I have no control over reality

this is just like the part in scary movie 3 when kevin hart and the other black guy were arguing about how you can wake up dead. hahahaha. hahahahahahaha. haha.

>>937315619 (OP)
>buy bitcoin

>>937316005
You could change your life

>>937315691
>>937315807
retard alert

>>937316008
I don’t get the reference

15 years ago I’m contacting nuri and convincing her to love me instead

>>937316236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr_nhywjNHM

>>937316220
Not interested, I already made my choices.

>>937316413
Well now I wonder can you wake up dead

Come right the fuck back here to waste another 15 years of my life, probably.

>>937316476
I’m jealous

I’d kidnap Josh. Wait was he born 15 years ago?

>Stop drinking
>Buy Bitcoins & Apple stonk

>>937316529
Don't be, my life is shit

>>937316651
Then why not change it

I would have not bragged and continued to troll you without you knowing who i was

>>937315619 (OP)
That would be an absolute miracle. That was for enough in the past that I hadn't irreparably fucked up my life yet. If I could proceed with knowing what I know now, I'd make so many changes.

>>937315619 (OP)
I would get Jeb elected

https://youtu.be/N6O2ncUKvlg

>>937316742
Because it is what it is. I don't want a second chance, I want to get this over with

>>937315691
>Wake up tomorrow 15 years younger
>It was all a dream
>You dreamt these "15 years" and you're actually 15 years younger than you are right now
>What you thought was the next 15 years of your life was all one dream

>>937316776
Is that you? You’re pretty cute

>>937317077
>nigga, how you gonna wake up dead

>>937317534
you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in a bed

>>937317431
that nigger ugly he has a double chin

>>937317631
That’s a beard, don’t be jealous

>>937317684
that is pubic hair not a beard

>>937317731
Pubic hair is on the genitals

>>937317431
Are you sure about that?

>>937317797
Yes

>>937317797
Iphone poster

>>937317905
You have questionable taste.

>>937318020
Eww, no

>>937318770
Maybe.. you just look like a farting twink..

Can't return these without a receipt

>>937318968
What do you mean?

>>937320201
You didn’t watch it!

>>937320375
Exposed

>>937320856

>>937316830
Good idea vs W for real.

>>937320375
Watch what?

>>937321225
It is a good idea and a massive w

>>937321536
I’m gonna punch you in the solar plexus now

>>937317609
>>937317534
A genuine lol, good woke anons. I haven't seen that in years.

>>937322278
Listen, I'm eating candy in the forest, okay? Leave me alone

I'd roll over and sock her right in the taco

>>937315619 (OP)
>re-dump my ex
>quit my dead end job 6 years earlier
>invest

>>937315691
My eyes started to cross a bit reading OPs sentence but I understood it enough.

I want to get molested

>>937315619 (OP)
I'd focus on being a normie I'd go hang out I'd probably beg family to take me to a library I'd keep a clean tidy place growing up I'd study really fucking hard and not say such sperg things like I did .. I would avoid all gooner slop sites and focus on a IT field or something moderating my doomscrolling on the internet I'd help people and shit and then do everything correctly on time instead of being a loser who couldn't drive till he was an adult and was NEETING

>>937324526
Oh and I'd buy Bitcoin not like to get rich but to actually jumpstart my life and get on with being normal

>>937324587
What if when you bought bitcoin you ended up crashing the market and crypto never exists

>>937324587
too late nigger my fam got rich off bitcoin and microsoft and you would make a minimal profit smart investing now. No risk no reward

>>937324684
Then I'd do the world a favour so kikes can't get rich off shitcoins

>>937324764
nice literally uy it all several billion to zero profit and youll make btc worth 0 bit you're not capable

>delusional faggot thinks he can single handly crash a public stock ehile not being in a cfo position

>>937315619 (OP)
I would tell my pap to go to the doctor and have his gut infection taken care of so it wouldn't kill him :(

Shane wants to get molested by Nuri that’s why he keeps attacking her

>>937324964
i literally attack lamb more

why doesn't nuri have an agatha2? tsukiko does even

tbh ever sonce 2017 it was low quality but now ultra fem there's literally a femboy thread but of nobody important in making more it's history. im a board owner i been since years but yeah please be more whorishly entertaining im tired of discord bs

>>937325037
Literally who

>>937325088
A what?

>>937325088
lol I know 4 year olds that edit better than you. Also a what?

>>937325789
What are you doing with 4 year olds, pedo?

>>937315619 (OP)
id kill myself

>>937326493
the sooner the better, am i right?

again

>>937326430
4 year olds exist, Shane. It’s an unfortunate fact of life

>>937326937
wrong also thankies

>>937326937
For you to molest

Why can’t Shane think of kids without immediately thinking of pedophilia. Is he okay?

>>937327312
Proof?

Anybody tried these yet? I will try them soon. They're limited edition

>>937327341
Proofophilia?

>>937327341
>>937326430

>>937327630
Pedophile you are

>>937327966
I mentioned a 4 year old and you immediately brought up sexual topics. You need therapy.

>>937328135
no u btw im 17 others you lost

Anybody try these? They're limited edition. I'll try them soon

>>937315619 (OP)
Assuming everything would happen the same way minus the things that I could directly influence myself, I'd create a spreadsheet, physical and not digital because fuck do I need competition for in case someone decides to snoop on me, be it hackerman or whatever globohomo corp like Microshit itself just doing random probing bullshit, of every year and the things that happen in those years, the major and minor events both global and personal. And then I'd do my best to exploit them to my advantage, of course. This is likely the most cookiecutter approach that most people in this situation would do.

>>937315619 (OP)
My bitch ex destroyed my life.... I Met her 13 years ago.

Where do i Sign up?

>>937328645
Lost of drugs

Jarvis, jork it a little

What??

>>937315619 (OP)
call moot a faggot

>>937333268
And tell him not to sell

>>937333268
and get dubs doing it

>>937315619 (OP)
I would save lives and buy crypto

>>937315619 (OP)
I think I would smile for the rest of my life and it'd really fuck up my facial muscles.

Pedophiles abound in these threads.

>>937315619 (OP)
i'd debtmaxxx, buy Bitcoin in a way that was entirely untraceable, hold it somewhere i could sell it for cash and spend the intervening time acquiring degrees in areas i actually care about

>>937336323
No you wouldn't

>>937336392
yes i would, that's what i did in my life already, except i foolishly transferred the btc i mined early out of tax havens into exchanges like a fucking idiot.

>>937315941
Only idiots think you're intelligent you pretentious cunt. The concept of the do-over is universally understood by the why not me types, the what if. There is nothing worth exploring it was all a dream. Salt' n pepa heavy d up in the limousine.

>>937336486
Start a business right now. Challenge yourself

>£30 each, different bookies, on Leicester City to win the premier league in 2015; Rory Mcillroy to win the US open in 2011 and PGA in 2012; Andy Murray reaching the Wimbledon final in 2012.
>buy 1500 BTC for £150
>buy stocks in Apple; Amazon; Netflix; Tesla; and Nvidia with any money I have left, as well as any cheap domains I can remember that are taken by big cats now
>Once more money comes in, invest in Uber; Airbnb; Stripe; Facebook; and Twitter
>Finally, start investing in PPE ready for COVID and buy dogecoin once 2013 rolls around ready for 2021 dump.

Yes

>>937339743
Yes?

>>937340710
Yeah pretty much

>>937341237
Oh. Well hells yeah

>>937341317
I’m gonna touch you

>>937341738
I have haphephobia

>>937341900
What’s that

>>937342011
It's a phobia of touching

>>937342068
I’ll touch you like this

>>937342159
Well when you put it like that...

Also hi Nuri. You been doing good today?

>>937342278
I’m fine, just reading the usual

>>937342541
Good, glad to hear.

Hope your book is satisfactory tonight lol

Also this

>>937342709
It’s bad but I have to finish it

>>937342720
Also this.

>>937342738
I appreciate the dedication. I'm excited to hear how wack it is when you do

>>937342894
It’s eerily quiet tonight..

>>937343005
Apparently. These threads usually have a lot more, uh... "debating" these days, yeah?

>>937343288
Don’t know, I can hardly keep up anymore lol I’ve been trying but it turns my brain to mush

>>937343457
Yeah, same here.

Except I got mush brain 24/7, so these things tend to work themselves out usually lol

>>937343593
It looks like you and I are the survivors so I accept it. Time for me to do what I do best..

>>937343639
>Time for me to do what I do best
And what might that be?

>>937343731
Injecting crumbl and taco bell and being a product placement as Shane would say

>>937343881
That is worthy of my respect. I spend at least $100-200 at taco bell every week, so I find that quite honorable

>>937344069
Yeah.. don’t get me started with your crazy spending habits..

>>937344254
My spending habits are fine, I don't know what you're talking about...

>>937344384
So how’s lord of the rings

>>937344409
Listen, that was only $500. It's a collector's edition.

Also I'm heavily considering keeping it pristine in the plastic and everything. It keeps a powerful vibe, especially in the closet never to be seen again

>>937344609
Tru or you can make a video burning it to write it off for taxes

Start a fitness routine, be more outgoing, risk more, fix diet, read more, spend more time outside and enjoy it before everything becomes about computers. So much shit. I'd do everything differently tbh. But if I don't get to keep current knowledge and IQs then I guess I'd make all the same mistakes.

>>937344775
Same

>>937315619 (OP)
transition

>>937315941
it's week bait to derail the thread, level up if you want to survive

>>937315619 (OP)
not much i guess. first i'd try to verify by checking current events 15 years ago and try to predict them
then buy tens of thousands of bitcoin and just try to use my wealth for more good that most current billionaires

I want Nuri to crush me with her thighs

>>937315619 (OP)
Never drink alcohol. Knowing what I know now, I would never taste it ever in my life. Its ruined so much of what I wish could have happened. Now that I know what its like I cant ever give it up.

>>937337493
I'm good financially and investments for pretty much all my blood can relax and explore.. Can't wait for Waterloo to use their patent on the zinc surplus coming in the next few years. If you drop 1k on zinc mining operations, 5 years, it won't ever go down in price. Look at them, it's as predictable as crypto but scarcity increases value.

>>937315619 (OP)
Glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan 666 kill yourself you faggot glownigger swine lulz

>>937347225
Is this even English

>>937315619 (OP)
get to a doctor sooner.
make more stuff while I could.
shortcut 12 years of academic research...

and maybe think about getting a phd after all.

Well I found out what Nuri does for work. She’s a cowboy. Think about it, she went to Wyoming, she says she’s outdoors all the time, and she’s becoming muscle mommy.

>>937315619 (OP)
Fucking off myself.

>>937347210
This is beyond quant shit. Those hints put it all together. I dropped a few schmeckles in some mining companies and looking what becomes of the zinc now us pennies are no longer produced. You niggas best dump all into what this is talking about. Lithium is too fucking dangerous, fucking fire departments can't even extinguish car ev fires. Fucking toxic. Fuck yeah zinc gonna make us rich in 15 years faggots. This won't be repeated.

>im back at the start of high school
The damage has already been done, if by some chance I remember everything, I’ll be a very different person.
I’m just gonna be the person I developed into but without the repression I imposed on myself as a teenager. And with my current intelligence I’m going to absolutely kick the shit out of anything I want to do for a job.
I will take the opportunity to fuck that guy i met in sophomore year srt again though

>>937348771
>Fucking a guy
What are you gay, you haven't learned anything!

>>937349015
you're gay and why are you necrobumping the fuck out of this thread? HOLY FUCK YOU ARE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
GOD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT

>>937315619 (OP)
Not be a fucking pussy and just talk to her ... fuck

>>937349601
Well too bad because you are a pussy just kill yourself. Who the fuck lingers in the past and calls themselves a man?

>>937315941

look at all these midwits that are nitpicking poor writing style instead of answering the question. you are spool smart bro

>>937349671
Take nigger dick in the butt

>>937349015
Yeah
Highschool was when I leaned there’s a lot of gay guys who really want to be on bottom and I am the kind of deviant weirdo who really wants to fuck someone in the ass. A match made in heaven
And made twice in the B gym men’s room fire access hallway

>>937315619 (OP)
buy bit coin

>>937350492
the next 15 years went real fast.

>>937347210
>all my blood can relax and explore
That's one hell of a sentence. Now everybody eats. Good stuff. Respect.

>>937354348
Everybody eats poop

>>937315619 (OP)
I assume I am aware of the 15 years. I would have to sacrifice myself as a messiah and try to save the world as a super prophet.