Thread 937321115

Gibs me dat milk. I eat da Crumbl cookies wif da milk

Shaneta Claus needs milk and cookies as a tip for doordashing the presents

>>937321115 (OP)
Eyes widen gradually, pupils dilating like huge saucers in shock
Heart thumps softly at first: thump... then loudly THUMP! THUMP!
Brain short-circuits suddenly: ZZZT! CRACKLE! SPARK! POP!
Jaw drops with creak: EEEERRRK... CLUNK! (utensils scatter flying)
Eyes bulge on bouncy springs: BOING! BOING! BOIOIOING! (telescope ahead zooming)
Wolf whistle pierces: FWEEEEET! (loud echoing through room)
Tongue lolls out long: SLURP! SLUUURP! (unrolling over table, toppling shakers clatter)
Steam blasts from ears: PSSSSSHHHHH! WHOOSH! (fogging spectacles misty)
Heart pounds hard: BA-DUM! BA-DUM! BA-DUM! (shirt stretches taut)
AWOOGA! AWOOGA! AWOOGA! (car horn blares, head vibrates side to side)
Feet tap frantically: TAP-TAP-TAP-A-TAP! (dancing jitterbug while seated)
Hair electrifies: ZZZAP! CRACKLE! (sparks fly, forms wild pompadour)
Hands slap face: WHAP! WHAP! SMACK! (cheeks red, face inflates balloon-like)
Body shakes violently: BRRRRRRR! VRRRRRM! (chair rattles loudly below)
Yowl excitedly: YOWZA! HUBBA HUBBA! ZOWIE! (voice cracks, echoes reverb)
Tongue extends wrapping: SLOSH! SLURP! TWIST! (around chair, pulls scraping)
Eyes retract pop: POP! SCHLUP! (then out again: BOIOIOING! BOING! fast)
Sweat projectiles: PING! PING! RICHOCHET! (beads fly, hit bystander ding)
Legs become jelly: WOBBLE-SQUISH! SQUELCH! (slide under, knees knock KNOCK!)
Anvil falls heavy: CLANG! THUD! (flattens pancake, stars swirl above)
Body rebounds: SPROING! TWANG! (taller, neck extends giraffe-style view)
Howl wolfishly: AROOOOOOO! AWOOOOO! (head back tilt dramatic)
Arms wave chaotic: WHOOSH! SWISH! FLAP! (fan hot face, clutch pounding chest)
Tie transforms arrow: ZIP! ZING! (neon flashes HOT STUFF! bold)
Brain liquifies: GLOOOP! DRIP! SPLAT! (oozes ears, puddles form floor)
Confetti explodes: POP! FIZZLE! BANG! (hearts stars rain down adoration)

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