>>937330366 (OP)
Imagine a big turd dangling from that

Boring no edition edition

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937330439
>>937330439
>>937330439

>>937330366 (OP)
nice

>>937330366 (OP)
That's just a whore dancing at a strip club. Post real celebrities.

>>937330366 (OP)
this is a celeb thread

Guess I got a few screws loose.

You were flying today, buddy.

You were flying today buddy.

cringe

>>937330675
thats a fake

>>937330772
based

>>937330830
Just vibin.

Hell of an idle animation.

>>937330829
Is it tho?

How will I know?

>>937330862

>>937331018
Hundreds of cleavage pics/vids of this slut but no pokies or see through exist? Fuck

>>937331018
+ That long luxurious raven hair.
+ That deep back arch.
+ Drawing attention to her hips.

- [THIS SPACE INTERNATIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

roach

Ideally I would be friends with everyone in here but the reality is I don't know how to make that happen.

Gonna fall in love under the moon baby then I'm gonna
call ya
call ya

>>937331095

>>937331138
New July 2025 pic of me.

Thoughts?

>>937331168
>*Gets down on my knees and starts kissing her tummy.*

>>937331167
its impossible atp, youve shitted all over this community for too long.

>>937331238

>>937331167
kys

>>937331241
I... chase... redemption...

But it is faster than me.

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

absolute reject

>>937331295
you dont know what that word means
you still think youve done nothing wrong

>>937331261
Might slip my penis into my Fleshlight for a minute or two... but no more...

>>937331327
He j/k'd a little too much...
I don't think he was even payin attention...

I just farted

>>937331241
this

>>937331167
>Ideally I would be friends with everyone in here

nobody wants you

You walk among Titans.
And that is a good way to get crushed.

What does that mean.

It means that when you are in an environment where you are interacting with Titans you are more likely to get crushed (hurt) by them.

If you live with a longhorn in your bedroom, you have to expect to get gored.

When you are in a thread with BD, you have to expect that you will get crushed.
Hurt.

You're walking among Titans.
And that's a great way to get stepped on.

There are Titans here.

Watch your step.

>>937331778
you are the one who is getting stepped on - by everyone else

there are homeless here

hold your nose

>>937331167
I've seen TONS of people trying to be nice to you and you always throw it back in their face.

>I was going to buy a trip to the UK,may as well buy a car instead.

>>937331845
this made me chuckle
have a brand new otter pic

>>937331917
he has learned no impulse control and considers his needs the most important to be satisfied
the development state of a first grader
and apparently also the ability for higher reasoning

>>937331917
You have to plan to get stepped on.

When you are in charge of 100+, maybe then you will understand.

You have a long ways to go.

When you swing The Hammer.

You will understand.

But until then...
...
...
...

At the same time

>>937332040
you have no concept of what leadership entails

the only thing you are in charge of is feeding those bed bugs

>>937330366 (OP)
>>937331018
Some Rodrigo clips are impossible to watch less than 10 times

The Hammer is anything but an instrument of precision.

It is an instrument of compliance.

When you are new to your job.
You clean every corner. Every nook.
You get on your knees and clean under the legs of the tables.

When you are more senior.
You realize that that is not a task possible.
It is not feasible.

You put down the scalpel.
And you pick up The Hammer.

When you swing The Hammer, people get hurt.

There is no time to dot the i's. Cross the t's.

You just swing.

I swing The Hammer.

And people in the way get hurt.

Simple.

>>937331949
thanks muchly otterdude

>>937331917
he's not capable of being nice back so why bother lol

>>937332240
i dont understand

Baldie McPizzaface

>>937332302
he's a selfish prick, now you understand

>>937332288
you are very welcome. here's another brand new otter pic. I really liked how Aty (otter on the left) looked.

I luv Choli.

>>937332302
It means that it has gotten to a point now where I am trying so hard to maintain the integrity of these threads that I am no longer able to be precise. I have to choose the hammer and swing.

It means that things have become dire. And even I struggle to keep up.

>>937332397
I would like to shake his lil hands

>>937332273
She looks so good sometimes

>>937332403
Fk off nigger don't mention my name

>>937332440
same. i'd love to dress him up in a lil business suit and have him act like a CEO for a day. Shakin' hands, makin' moves.

you are the cancer that destroyed cel

>>937332459
based Choli

>>937332547
i am posting this webm for you
>>937332555
:DD

>>937332547
You got caught in the swing.

I'm sorry.

I missed you.

I've been thinking of how to approach you without getting ignored...

I'm not so good with the getting ghosted thing.
Something you seem to enjoy doing.

I need to get a lot better before I get to talk with you.

Something I can put on my calendar.

>>937332693
don't @ him
you're pathetic

>>937332503
holy
world's first billionaire otter

IL Choli.
IL Brocky.
IL Alice.

they're on his ass today

die

>>937332778
none of them like you

>>937332848
I know.

>>937332745
:))

I hope some other hobo pisses on your cardboard and you toss around sleeplessly on a rainy night

>>937332895
and with good reason

>>937333001
thanks, I spit out my coffee laughing

>>937332933
nose pats

>>937333001
Kek... there's a lot of information that I have omitted. That you obviously do not know.

But I understand the sentiment.

This one really got to him heh

I love Choli.
I love Brocky.
I love Alice.

I would have them all here with me, I would wrap them all in a big blanket. And I would hold each of them. I would snuggle them.

They would fall asleep. And I would check on them.
To make sure that they are okay.

And that they do not need anything at that moment.

Everyone needs something.

I would never discount that.

I would snuggle them.

I would wrap them in a big blanket.
And I would not stop until they were safe and sound asleep.

Safe and sound.
No worries.
No hurt.

Mine.
All mine.

>>937333200
subscribe for more homeless psychology facts

>>937333350
I almost threw up.
Imagine that goat face hugging you.

>>937333140
one last otter before i go play some overwatch!!!
this is my favorite otter Kotaro

>>937333394
>pic

ropemaxx you inbred retard

>>937333415
Enjoy your Overwatch session

>>937333415
laters otterdude, enjoy your vidya

>>937333433
A cactus is prickly.

But such a rewarding plant. <3

You're mine.
Mine mine mine.

I saw you first.
Mine.

>>937333536
nobody wants damaged goods

HE'S FUCKIN DRUNK

>>937333453
thank you, thank you! i'm trying to grind to diamond (i'm one win away from platinum currently)
>>937333500
<33 i'll be back later to post some more otters for ya. I know you enjoy them

>>937333566
I will be asleep by then but they will reach me in my dreams I'm sure

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

>>937333653
Her baby teeth are kinda freaky looking

>>937333690
>GROOVY

>>937333653
babs should make any self respecting man touch himself

cunt

I admit that I am selfish.

I wait for the night that Choli needs someone to talk to.

And he talks to me.

Because Choli is so nice and pleasant to talk to.
Hopefully he talks to me...


I love his otter pics. I have a script that saves ever picture inside celeb threads.

Every single one.

And I make sure I keep all the otter ones.

So that if one day he decided to talk to me.
I could post one of them that he cared about.

To show that I cared.

>>937333755
I'm too broken.

And it may be possible that I never know how to care for anyone properly ever again.

But you were a good one.

I want you.
You are wanted here in these threads.

I hope one day you will chat with me.

>>937333736
It always feels.......
So Good.......

kys

>>937333914
Hey.

Every thread with BD is a bad thread

I will be completely obliterated in the next 10-15 minutes.

I will no longer be a part of this sentient plane.

I am gone.

do it
nobody wants you
many good people left because of you
I'd say do a flip but I know you'd fuck that up too

wasn't expecting entertainment before I go to bed but I'll take it

>>937334225
good night
sweet dreams <3

>>937333855
of course babs feels good silly

->>937333566
I love you.

>>937334150
I love you.

rope is calling
bye bye faggot

lots of farting

>>937334319
The most pricky cactus.

I'm gonna pay the MOST attention to you...

<3

>>937334361
you are just going to make him leave again
you are a seflish bitch

There is nothing but further discomfort and humiliation in store for you
kill yourself

Goodnight to my loved ones.
<3


If you need anything talk to me please.

:) Goodnight. I will be thinking of you.
If you need someone to talk to... please let it be me.

Goodnight.

>>937334446
He's all mine. I want him.
All for myself.

For my own selfish reasons.

Mine mine mine.

>>937334502
I love that image

I love you Choli.
I love you Brocky.
I love you Alice.

You are my priority.

No one else.
Ever.

Goodnight.

I will be back soon. <3

>>937334502
Based

>>937334507
i'm gonna put my greasy hands on you

Now that he's gone. What is /cel/ doing tonight?

>>937334660
he hasnt left, he will drunk post for hours

Your whore mother should've swallowed that night

>937331018
>937330862
>937331018
>937331095
>937331168
>937331238
>937331261
>937331347

That whore is an industry plant. Not even close to being a celeb.

>>937334687
RIP my hopes and dreams

>>937334660
goodness

three more of the princess Belle Delphine's
cats disappeared last nights! the weird entity
daub known as the Red Blizzard must have
snuck into the princess Belle's bedroom last
nights and must have whisked them all away!

he must have waved his sneakish fawn
scepter and caused them to vanish into
a bluster of thin pink smoke!

poor Quite! poor Nap Master! Fisheye!
gone!

>>937334765
hmm?

>>937334824
babs has the magic of fertility

>>937335094
She has no children.

>>937335201
said like someone who obviously lacks the magic of fertility...

>>937335281
>men
>fertility

>>937335094
it's your job to do the deed

>celeb

Who tf are these people?

>>937335094
Can I stroke for Anya?

>>937335542
be sure to call an ambulance beforehand

>>937335644
lol either kind of stroke to Anya might require it

>>937335676
so you got my joke :>

>>937335323
it is? how much do i have to pay?
>>937335542
can you?

>>937335706
i did and i enjoyed it :3

>>937335749
it only requires all of your semen
>>937335763
sorry I don't have Anya

>>937335749
i could but permission makes it that much better

>>937335749
hnggggg, those soles <3

>>937335801
that's okay :3
i hope you have a wonderful night <3

>>937335801
fuck, all of it?
>>937335803
i suppose you may ;)
>>937335805
a man with taste

>>937336044
you are going to feel empty
cleaned out
both physically and mentally

>>937336044
thank you <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOlqJHvAZo&list=RD9NOlqJHvAZo&start_radio=1

>>937336113
i didn't realize babs was so needy
>>937336151
you b etter enjoy yourself

>>937336251
it's that greedy Hungarian pussy

>>937336251
i most definitely will!
anya is just too perfect not to

>>937336222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU

>>937336283
the magyar body demands tribute, i do know this
>>937336388
lil marble fairy queen

>>937336566
:3
sweet porcelain princess

>>937336632
pure china white

>>937336682
she pulls off every hair color x
but what is your favorite?

>>937336566
>hfw

>>937336745
i like the darker stuff but stark white blonde
>>937336835
did someone put magnets in those hips because i can't resist

>>937336868
good taste stark white blonde is a great look
but for me it has to be ginger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwSeH9oocpM

>>937336966
i will never fault anyone for lusting after a ginger

kim minji kim minji kim minji

>>937337110
theres just something about her perfect pale skin and that fiery red hair together <3

>>937337690
>>937337690
>>937337690