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Anonymous No.937330366 >>937330456 >>937330513 >>937330514 >>937330576 >>937332234
Celeb Thread
Anonymous No.937330456
>>937330366 (OP)
Imagine a big turd dangling from that
Anonymous No.937330471
Boring no edition edition

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937330439
>>937330439
>>937330439
Anonymous No.937330513
>>937330366 (OP)
nice
Anonymous No.937330514
>>937330366 (OP)
That's just a whore dancing at a strip club. Post real celebrities.
Anonymous No.937330576
>>937330366 (OP)
this is a celeb thread
Anonymous No.937330642
Anonymous No.937330675 >>937330829
Guess I got a few screws loose.

You were flying today, buddy.
Anonymous No.937330705
Anonymous No.937330711
You were flying today buddy.
Anonymous No.937330752
cringe
Anonymous No.937330772 >>937330841
Anonymous No.937330829 >>937330889
>>937330675
thats a fake
Anonymous No.937330830 >>937330862
Anonymous No.937330841
>>937330772
based
Anonymous No.937330862 >>937331018
>>937330830
Just vibin.

Hell of an idle animation.
Anonymous No.937330889
>>937330829
Is it tho?

How will I know?
Anonymous No.937331018 >>937331088 >>937331095 >>937332234
>>937330862
Anonymous No.937331088
>>937331018
Hundreds of cleavage pics/vids of this slut but no pokies or see through exist? Fuck
Anonymous No.937331094
Anonymous No.937331095 >>937331168
>>937331018
+ That long luxurious raven hair.
+ That deep back arch.
+ Drawing attention to her hips.

- [THIS SPACE INTERNATIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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Anonymous No.937331138 >>937331207
roach
Anonymous No.937331167 >>937331241 >>937331262 >>937331556 >>937331917
Ideally I would be friends with everyone in here but the reality is I don't know how to make that happen.

Gonna fall in love under the moon baby then I'm gonna
call ya
call ya
Anonymous No.937331168 >>937331238
>>937331095
Anonymous No.937331207
>>937331138
New July 2025 pic of me.

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.937331238 >>937331261
>>937331168
>*Gets down on my knees and starts kissing her tummy.*
Anonymous No.937331241 >>937331295 >>937331531
>>937331167
its impossible atp, youve shitted all over this community for too long.
Anonymous No.937331261 >>937331347
>>937331238
Anonymous No.937331262
>>937331167
kys
Anonymous No.937331295 >>937331338
>>937331241
I... chase... redemption...

But it is faster than me.
Anonymous No.937331308
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
Anonymous No.937331327 >>937331375
absolute reject
Anonymous No.937331338
>>937331295
you dont know what that word means
you still think youve done nothing wrong
Anonymous No.937331347
>>937331261
Might slip my penis into my Fleshlight for a minute or two... but no more...
Anonymous No.937331375
>>937331327
He j/k'd a little too much...
I don't think he was even payin attention...
Anonymous No.937331400
Anonymous No.937331419
I just farted
Anonymous No.937331531
>>937331241
this
Anonymous No.937331556
>>937331167
>Ideally I would be friends with everyone in here
Anonymous No.937331586
nobody wants you
Anonymous No.937331733
Anonymous No.937331778 >>937331829
You walk among Titans.
And that is a good way to get crushed.

What does that mean.

It means that when you are in an environment where you are interacting with Titans you are more likely to get crushed (hurt) by them.

If you live with a longhorn in your bedroom, you have to expect to get gored.

When you are in a thread with BD, you have to expect that you will get crushed.
Hurt.

You're walking among Titans.
And that's a great way to get stepped on.
Anonymous No.937331805
There are Titans here.

Watch your step.
Anonymous No.937331829
>>937331778
you are the one who is getting stepped on - by everyone else
Anonymous No.937331845 >>937331949
there are homeless here

hold your nose
Anonymous No.937331865
Anonymous No.937331917 >>937332018 >>937332040 >>937332288
>>937331167
I've seen TONS of people trying to be nice to you and you always throw it back in their face.
Anonymous No.937331926
>I was going to buy a trip to the UK,may as well buy a car instead.
Anonymous No.937331949 >>937332288
>>937331845
this made me chuckle
have a brand new otter pic
Anonymous No.937332018
>>937331917
he has learned no impulse control and considers his needs the most important to be satisfied
the development state of a first grader
and apparently also the ability for higher reasoning
Anonymous No.937332020
Anonymous No.937332040 >>937332167
>>937331917
You have to plan to get stepped on.

When you are in charge of 100+, maybe then you will understand.

You have a long ways to go.

When you swing The Hammer.

You will understand.

But until then...
...
...
...
Anonymous No.937332158
At the same time
Anonymous No.937332167
>>937332040
you have no concept of what leadership entails
Anonymous No.937332182
the only thing you are in charge of is feeding those bed bugs
Anonymous No.937332234
>>937330366 (OP)
>>937331018
Some Rodrigo clips are impossible to watch less than 10 times
Anonymous No.937332240 >>937332302
The Hammer is anything but an instrument of precision.

It is an instrument of compliance.

When you are new to your job.
You clean every corner. Every nook.
You get on your knees and clean under the legs of the tables.

When you are more senior.
You realize that that is not a task possible.
It is not feasible.

You put down the scalpel.
And you pick up The Hammer.

When you swing The Hammer, people get hurt.

There is no time to dot the i's. Cross the t's.

You just swing.
Anonymous No.937332273 >>937332444
Anonymous No.937332276
I swing The Hammer.

And people in the way get hurt.

Simple.
Anonymous No.937332288 >>937332397
>>937331949
thanks muchly otterdude

>>937331917
he's not capable of being nice back so why bother lol
Anonymous No.937332302 >>937332366 >>937332403
>>937332240
i dont understand
Anonymous No.937332343
Baldie McPizzaface
Anonymous No.937332366
>>937332302
he's a selfish prick, now you understand
Anonymous No.937332397 >>937332440
>>937332288
you are very welcome. here's another brand new otter pic. I really liked how Aty (otter on the left) looked.
Anonymous No.937332403 >>937332459
I luv Choli.

>>937332302
It means that it has gotten to a point now where I am trying so hard to maintain the integrity of these threads that I am no longer able to be precise. I have to choose the hammer and swing.

It means that things have become dire. And even I struggle to keep up.
Anonymous No.937332440 >>937332503
>>937332397
I would like to shake his lil hands
Anonymous No.937332444
>>937332273
She looks so good sometimes
Anonymous No.937332459 >>937332555
>>937332403
Fk off nigger don't mention my name
Anonymous No.937332503 >>937332745
>>937332440
same. i'd love to dress him up in a lil business suit and have him act like a CEO for a day. Shakin' hands, makin' moves.
Anonymous No.937332547 >>937332613 >>937332693
you are the cancer that destroyed cel
Anonymous No.937332555 >>937332613
>>937332459
based Choli
Anonymous No.937332613
>>937332547
i am posting this webm for you
>>937332555
:DD
Anonymous No.937332623
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Anonymous No.937332693 >>937332724
>>937332547
You got caught in the swing.

I'm sorry.

I missed you.

I've been thinking of how to approach you without getting ignored...

I'm not so good with the getting ghosted thing.
Something you seem to enjoy doing.

I need to get a lot better before I get to talk with you.

Something I can put on my calendar.
Anonymous No.937332724
>>937332693
don't @ him
you're pathetic
Anonymous No.937332745 >>937332933
>>937332503
holy
world's first billionaire otter
Anonymous No.937332778 >>937332848
IL Choli.
IL Brocky.
IL Alice.
Anonymous No.937332804
they're on his ass today
Anonymous No.937332828
die
Anonymous No.937332848 >>937332895
>>937332778
none of them like you
Anonymous No.937332895 >>937333007
>>937332848
I know.
Anonymous No.937332931
Anonymous No.937332933 >>937333140
>>937332745
:))
Anonymous No.937332986
Anonymous No.937333001 >>937333117 >>937333180
I hope some other hobo pisses on your cardboard and you toss around sleeplessly on a rainy night
Anonymous No.937333007
>>937332895
and with good reason
Anonymous No.937333117
>>937333001
thanks, I spit out my coffee laughing
Anonymous No.937333140 >>937333415
>>937332933
nose pats
Anonymous No.937333180
>>937333001
Kek... there's a lot of information that I have omitted. That you obviously do not know.

But I understand the sentiment.
Anonymous No.937333200 >>937333394
This one really got to him heh
Anonymous No.937333350 >>937333396
I love Choli.
I love Brocky.
I love Alice.

I would have them all here with me, I would wrap them all in a big blanket. And I would hold each of them. I would snuggle them.

They would fall asleep. And I would check on them.
To make sure that they are okay.

And that they do not need anything at that moment.

Everyone needs something.

I would never discount that.

I would snuggle them.

I would wrap them in a big blanket.
And I would not stop until they were safe and sound asleep.

Safe and sound.
No worries.
No hurt.

Mine.
All mine.
Anonymous No.937333394 >>937333416
>>937333200
subscribe for more homeless psychology facts
Anonymous No.937333396
>>937333350
I almost threw up.
Imagine that goat face hugging you.
Anonymous No.937333415 >>937333453 >>937333500
>>937333140
one last otter before i go play some overwatch!!!
this is my favorite otter Kotaro
Anonymous No.937333416
>>937333394
>pic
Anonymous No.937333433 >>937333536
ropemaxx you inbred retard
Anonymous No.937333453 >>937333566
>>937333415
Enjoy your Overwatch session
Anonymous No.937333500 >>937333566
>>937333415
laters otterdude, enjoy your vidya
Anonymous No.937333536 >>937333548
>>937333433
A cactus is prickly.

But such a rewarding plant. <3

You're mine.
Mine mine mine.

I saw you first.
Mine.
Anonymous No.937333548
>>937333536
nobody wants damaged goods
Anonymous No.937333563
HE'S FUCKIN DRUNK
Anonymous No.937333565
Anonymous No.937333566 >>937333602 >>937334289
>>937333453
thank you, thank you! i'm trying to grind to diamond (i'm one win away from platinum currently)
>>937333500
<33 i'll be back later to post some more otters for ya. I know you enjoy them
Anonymous No.937333602
>>937333566
I will be asleep by then but they will reach me in my dreams I'm sure
Anonymous No.937333653 >>937333668 >>937333736
Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......
Anonymous No.937333668
>>937333653
Her baby teeth are kinda freaky looking
Anonymous No.937333690 >>937333735
Anonymous No.937333735
>>937333690
>GROOVY
Anonymous No.937333736 >>937333855
>>937333653
babs should make any self respecting man touch himself
Anonymous No.937333755 >>937333844
cunt
Anonymous No.937333764
Anonymous No.937333844
I admit that I am selfish.

I wait for the night that Choli needs someone to talk to.

And he talks to me.

Because Choli is so nice and pleasant to talk to.
Hopefully he talks to me...


I love his otter pics. I have a script that saves ever picture inside celeb threads.

Every single one.

And I make sure I keep all the otter ones.

So that if one day he decided to talk to me.
I could post one of them that he cared about.

To show that I cared.

>>937333755
I'm too broken.

And it may be possible that I never know how to care for anyone properly ever again.

But you were a good one.

I want you.
You are wanted here in these threads.

I hope one day you will chat with me.
Anonymous No.937333855 >>937334282
>>937333736
It always feels.......
So Good.......
Anonymous No.937333872
Anonymous No.937333914 >>937333974
kys
Anonymous No.937333974
>>937333914
Hey.
Anonymous No.937334089
Every thread with BD is a bad thread
Anonymous No.937334125
I will be completely obliterated in the next 10-15 minutes.

I will no longer be a part of this sentient plane.

I am gone.
Anonymous No.937334150 >>937334289
do it
nobody wants you
many good people left because of you
I'd say do a flip but I know you'd fuck that up too
Anonymous No.937334225 >>937334269
wasn't expecting entertainment before I go to bed but I'll take it
Anonymous No.937334269
>>937334225
good night
sweet dreams <3
Anonymous No.937334282
>>937333855
of course babs feels good silly
Anonymous No.937334289
->>937333566
I love you.

>>937334150
I love you.
Anonymous No.937334319 >>937334361
rope is calling
bye bye faggot
Anonymous No.937334327
lots of farting
Anonymous No.937334329
Anonymous No.937334361 >>937334446
>>937334319
The most pricky cactus.

I'm gonna pay the MOST attention to you...

<3
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Anonymous No.937334446 >>937334507
>>937334361
you are just going to make him leave again
you are a seflish bitch
Anonymous No.937334502 >>937334530 >>937334557
There is nothing but further discomfort and humiliation in store for you
kill yourself
Anonymous No.937334507 >>937334565
Goodnight to my loved ones.
<3


If you need anything talk to me please.

:) Goodnight. I will be thinking of you.
If you need someone to talk to... please let it be me.

Goodnight.

>>937334446
He's all mine. I want him.
All for myself.

For my own selfish reasons.

Mine mine mine.
Anonymous No.937334530
>>937334502
I love that image
Anonymous No.937334555
I love you Choli.
I love you Brocky.
I love you Alice.

You are my priority.

No one else.
Ever.

Goodnight.

I will be back soon. <3
Anonymous No.937334557
>>937334502
Based
Anonymous No.937334565
>>937334507
i'm gonna put my greasy hands on you
Anonymous No.937334626
Anonymous No.937334660 >>937334687 >>937334765
Now that he's gone. What is /cel/ doing tonight?
Anonymous No.937334687 >>937334751
>>937334660
he hasnt left, he will drunk post for hours
Anonymous No.937334704
Your whore mother should've swallowed that night
Anonymous No.937334723
>937331018
>937330862
>937331018
>937331095
>937331168
>937331238
>937331261
>937331347

That whore is an industry plant. Not even close to being a celeb.
Anonymous No.937334751
>>937334687
RIP my hopes and dreams
Anonymous No.937334765 >>937334824
>>937334660
goodness
Anonymous No.937334799
three more of the princess Belle Delphine's
cats disappeared last nights! the weird entity
daub known as the Red Blizzard must have
snuck into the princess Belle's bedroom last
nights and must have whisked them all away!

he must have waved his sneakish fawn
scepter and caused them to vanish into
a bluster of thin pink smoke!

poor Quite! poor Nap Master! Fisheye!
gone!
Anonymous No.937334824 >>937335094
>>937334765
hmm?
Anonymous No.937334942
Anonymous No.937335094 >>937335201 >>937335323 >>937335542
>>937334824
babs has the magic of fertility
Anonymous No.937335201 >>937335281
>>937335094
She has no children.
Anonymous No.937335281 >>937335322
>>937335201
said like someone who obviously lacks the magic of fertility...
Anonymous No.937335292
Anonymous No.937335312
Anonymous No.937335322
>>937335281
>men
>fertility
Anonymous No.937335323 >>937335749
>>937335094
it's your job to do the deed
Anonymous No.937335491
>celeb

Who tf are these people?
Anonymous No.937335526
Anonymous No.937335542 >>937335644 >>937335749
>>937335094
Can I stroke for Anya?
Anonymous No.937335566
Anonymous No.937335644 >>937335676
>>937335542
be sure to call an ambulance beforehand
Anonymous No.937335676 >>937335706
>>937335644
lol either kind of stroke to Anya might require it
Anonymous No.937335706 >>937335763
>>937335676
so you got my joke :>
Anonymous No.937335749 >>937335801 >>937335803 >>937335805
>>937335323
it is? how much do i have to pay?
>>937335542
can you?
Anonymous No.937335763 >>937335801
>>937335706
i did and i enjoyed it :3
Anonymous No.937335801 >>937335826 >>937336044
>>937335749
it only requires all of your semen
>>937335763
sorry I don't have Anya
Anonymous No.937335803 >>937336044
>>937335749
i could but permission makes it that much better
Anonymous No.937335805 >>937336044
>>937335749
hnggggg, those soles <3
Anonymous No.937335826
>>937335801
that's okay :3
i hope you have a wonderful night <3
Anonymous No.937335970
Anonymous No.937335989
Anonymous No.937336044 >>937336113 >>937336151
>>937335801
fuck, all of it?
>>937335803
i suppose you may ;)
>>937335805
a man with taste
Anonymous No.937336113 >>937336251
>>937336044
you are going to feel empty
cleaned out
both physically and mentally
Anonymous No.937336151 >>937336251
>>937336044
thank you <3
Anonymous No.937336222 >>937336433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOlqJHvAZo&list=RD9NOlqJHvAZo&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.937336251 >>937336283 >>937336388
>>937336113
i didn't realize babs was so needy
>>937336151
you b etter enjoy yourself
Anonymous No.937336283 >>937336566
>>937336251
it's that greedy Hungarian pussy
Anonymous No.937336388 >>937336566
>>937336251
i most definitely will!
anya is just too perfect not to
Anonymous No.937336433
>>937336222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
Anonymous No.937336566 >>937336632 >>937336835
>>937336283
the magyar body demands tribute, i do know this
>>937336388
lil marble fairy queen
Anonymous No.937336632 >>937336682
>>937336566
:3
sweet porcelain princess
Anonymous No.937336682 >>937336745
>>937336632
pure china white
Anonymous No.937336745 >>937336868
>>937336682
she pulls off every hair color x
but what is your favorite?
Anonymous No.937336835 >>937336868
>>937336566
>hfw
Anonymous No.937336868 >>937336966
>>937336745
i like the darker stuff but stark white blonde
>>937336835
did someone put magnets in those hips because i can't resist
Anonymous No.937336966 >>937337110
>>937336868
good taste stark white blonde is a great look
but for me it has to be ginger
Anonymous No.937337083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwSeH9oocpM
Anonymous No.937337110 >>937337244
>>937336966
i will never fault anyone for lusting after a ginger
Anonymous No.937337183
kim minji kim minji kim minji
Anonymous No.937337244
>>937337110
theres just something about her perfect pale skin and that fiery red hair together <3
Anonymous No.937337706
>>937337690
>>937337690
>>937337690