Most pathetic gooner shit you've ever done? I'll start

>like girl in group of friends
>nothing will ever happen between us, she's engaged
>get idea one day
>start recording her in Discord when we play games together
>end up with hours long recordings of her voice
>chop out any moans, grunts, laughs, or words that are vaguely sexual or arousing
>stitched together a few erotic audios using the clips
>got a really good "fuck me!" today

It's giga loser shit I know but I bust the fattest nuts to these

>>937331070 (OP)
I was going through a dry spell after my ex broke up with me years ago, so I followed a guide from b to make a rice paper pocket pussy lol. All things considered, it feels good, fits perfectly, is cheap, can be used with lube, etc.

Not such a bad thing, but now the smell of rice paper makes me queasy somehow.

send them to her from a burner

>>937331070 (OP)
I was a protogooner back in the day, talking like back in 98-00. I would hold off from jerking it for a month, until the new magazines came out (hustler, playboy, penthouse etc.), then hit the bookstore and buy them all. I would then spend 2 days beating my dick furiously only to repeat the process next month.

>>937331070 (OP)

> Started with deepfakes of celebs
> One day watching porn and realize Gina Valentina looks like my mates fiancee
> Make deepfake, jerk off. kind of hot
> Start thinking if any other females I know look like porn stars
> Spend weekend gooning and browsing pornstars for resemberlance to IRLs
> Even did the local coffee shop F2M trannie as a M2F trannie as it looked like her but with a dick
> Realize im going down a spiral as I do double take of the redhead in the office and get a hard on as I now see her as a pornstar
> Delete everything
> Relapse and start creating again.
> repeat till today.

I hate how much of a gooner & loser i have become but love the fakes

>>937331070 (OP)
Also kept a audio clip and edited it of voice notes of an ex just cussing me out.

>>937332687
Silver lining i got better with AI tools and photoshop

>>937331070 (OP)
Lezanon who fantasizes about men perving over other women, this is wild stuff to read

>>937334513
>>937332687
How many other men do stuff like this?

>>937331070 (OP)
>therapist
bro just listen to me once in a while
>mommy
do not want
>sex toy
bro just communicate with me, I know you got a sex drive too. how about you stop brandishing sex like it's some kinda reward for good behavior and communicate with me about your needs?
>best friend
bro if you're not even gonna be my best friend then this ain't gonna work out
>worst enemy
lmao sorry babe I'm my own worst enemy mmk
>life coach
whoa bro, you need to back off. I'm not taking live advice from someone who can't even do middle school algebra.

>>937334623
Talk about the gooner things you've done anon don't waste time dissecting bad memes

>>937334749
I've gotten so bored with porn before that I'd goon to the thought of being railed by bbc niggers and other gay shit just for the pure novelty of it. of course, after the post nut clarity hits, you feel bad about it and end up arguing with yourself and trying to insist that you're not a faggot, and even if you know it deep down, it really does make you call your sexual preferences into question. yes it's pretty pathetic but I ain't never sucked dick before so as far as I'm concerned I'm bi curious at best.

>>937331070 (OP)
I'm going go top 3 because it's hard to choose
1 Making a DIY fleshlight and staring into a picture of an egirl eyes
2 Trying prostate play
3 Spending 2 hours looking for the source of a JAV
A couple of honorable mentions
Writing a JOI script
ERPing with another man

>>937331070 (OP)
>>937334749
>>937334889
>>937336275
The path to perpetual virginity.

>>937334513
OP here, I've done other degen gooner things if you like that

>best friend of girl I'm dating at the time brings her laundry over to do at our house
>she sits her clothes bin in the laundry room while they go smoke a bowl outside
>I walk past it and curiously look in the top
>dirty panties and shorts just on top, won't even be hard to put it back convincingly
>sniff the crotch, instant boner
>jerk off while huffing my gf's friends panties, bust in like a minute

>find OF of girl I went to school with
>I don't fuck around with OF at all but this girl was very hot so I make an account and load a Visa gift card just to sub, save her content, and make some custom requests
>still have all that shit on my PC, frequent fap material

>years ago, rooming with my best friend and his gf
>one night we all get home tipsy from a party
>we all go to bed but I stay up a little
>start to hear stuff, pretty sure they're fucking
>their room is across the hall from mine so I lie in the floor ear pressed to the crack
>can barely make it out but they're definitely fucking
>quickly download some "spy" app that let's you enhance sound from far away
>plug my headphones in
>I can hear it perfectly like I was in the room by placing my phone in the crack under the door and pointing the mic at their room
>jerk off to my best bud fucking his gf including their pillow talk after where she teased him about cumming too soon

>>937338397
>>jerk off while huffing my gf's friends panties, bust in like a minute
Fuck, where did you cum
>find OF of girl I went to school with
a dream of mine holy fuck I want that. What kind of custom stuff do you get from her? Does she suspect anything do you think? How did the vibes of your relationship change with her if at all?
>jerk off to my best bud fucking his gf including their pillow talk after where she teased him about cumming too soon
Loooooove overhearing sex it's so fucking hot to me but rarely happens. Once had a neighbor who'd go for hours and hours sometimes with LOUD fake moaning-- still incredibly hot though. Had to pretend to be annoyed when my roommate was around but I had my legs spread fully nude rubbing my pussy whenever I was alone. I never recorded or used sound enhancing apps though.

Thank you for sharing anon this was lovely. I'm so turned on now that I'm sneakily rubbing over my clothes in the corner while friends wait to start a movie. I could probably get away with fully going at it since one friend sitting in front of me is deaf and others are dawdling in a different rook, but what if she turns around

>>937334889
If you fantasize about being fucked by men youre gay. Period. You can try to rationalize it all you want but straight men dont do that. There is no combination of words, thoughts, or ideas that can change that. Not only are you gay but youre a fucking weak loser who lacks the courage to just admit it. You can't even admit it to yourself inside your own mind let alone out loud because you're a coward. Youre not even a manly confident gay dude. Youre literally a little faggot bitch boy.

>>937339043
Anon is likely bi but we should encourage everyone to feel confident about their sexualiry instead of berating them for being impacted by the way people view them

>>937339043
a child wrote this.

>>937331070 (OP)
I'm currently in the process of writing a shitty smut story/audiobook about how I encounter a certain "youtuber" in public and proceed to get her drunk and absolutely destroy and degrade her in the sack, complete with AI voiceover of her reading said story.

I'm currently on hold with it, though, because I had a moment of clarity and a "what the fuck are you doing?" moment. Will definitely be continuing it, though, because I'm sort of obsessed with her, to an extent.

Jerk off next to my mom while watching a movie. I was really desperate.

Spend hours walking around outside taking creepshots of girls in my neighborhood
Fap with little girl panties and a swimsuit I found on the side of the road.
Fap behind trash can at work.
Spend hours looking at my neighbors window just to see her get in the tub.
Have dog lick my ass while I fap to porn.

>>937339223
Don't jerk off for a week at least. Let your horniness build in side you. Start watching her videos regularly during this process. When it's time to write, slowly stroke to her vids, pix, PMVs, anything you'd like. Get yourself nice and edged and then write the thing. No cumming until you've written a significant portion.

Also who is she

>>937339539
>Spend hours walking around outside taking creepshots of girls in my neighborhood
>Spend hours looking at my neighbors window just to see her get in the tub.
>Have dog lick my ass while I fap to porn
Share more about these

>>937331070 (OP)
B A S E D

>>937339768
I live in a place that’s somewhat wooded but also suburban, so it’s easy to do some voyeuristic stuff. Hottest thing I got to see was 3 teens in a hot tub while I jerked filmed them through a wooden fence with my phone. Love going on walks in the summer and listening to who is having pool parties outside. Find places to hide and spy on them that are off the walking trails. Got caught a few times window peeping which is more dangerous, but was able to run away….. If ever you do this make sure the house doesn’t have cameras before going up to it. Also beware of dogs outside that will alert owners.

>>937339948
>Hottest thing I got to see was 3 teens in a hot tub while I jerked filmed them through a wooden fence with my phone. Love going on walks in the summer and listening to who is having pool parties outside
I'm more wet than the girls in the pool anon

>>937340037
Show us

Started working at an office job with lots of hot milfs (mostly in sales). Most of them kept like 6+ pairs of shoes/heels in their office because they're women ofc. I'd check their schedules to see when they go on vacation, then take my favorite heels of theirs home and fuck them until she'd come back. It was so hot seeing them wear the heels I creampied a couple days earlier, with their bare soles rubbing the remains of my dried up cum.

Also stole a few pairs of socks they left in the shoes sometimes. Kept them in ziploc bags and they stayed stinky for months.

I fucked a bunch of kids then became president of the United States.

>>937340137
Not alone, not that I would otherwise
>>937340300
I'm not into feet at all but you using their shoes like that is hot to me. Not the fact that you fucked the shoes but the way you *planned* it is hot

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