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Anonymous No.937336329 [Report] >>937336366 >>937339803 >>937340022 >>937340192 >>937340568
how do i get a girlfriend?
Anonymous No.937336366 [Report]
>>937336329 (OP)
CLEAN YOUR ROOM, LOBSTER BOY
Anonymous No.937336437 [Report] >>937336553 >>937336554 >>937339941
You gotta have a big cock or plenty of money.
Anonymous No.937336536 [Report]
idk at this point i'm done trying. i never had a good life to begin with and no matter what i do or how hard i try it never matters
see you all in hell
Anonymous No.937336553 [Report] >>937340127
>>937336437
Having a big cock will not help you get a girlfriend.
Anonymous No.937336554 [Report]
>>937336437
Anonymous No.937337330 [Report]
stop asking these loser fucks and touch grass
Anonymous No.937339803 [Report] >>937340119
>>937336329 (OP)
Don't listen to JP for one. Or other drug users/addicts, sex traffickers, criminals, religious lunatics, or other shitheads. Start thinking of women like humans and talk to them normally until you learn how to behave among other people.
Anonymous No.937339941 [Report]
>>937336437
Funny how small-dick incels always think this.
You think women aren't interested in you because of your little dick, but they don't know you have a small dick until you show it to them. Unless you're just Donald-Ducking it, the reason they reject you is because you're an anti-social sperg with an attitude problem. That's the real reason.

Broke, normal and small-dicked guys get to fuck all the time. They marry, have kids, all that shit. You, on the other hand, is so mentally ill you're a walking red flag. Seek help.
Anonymous No.937340022 [Report]
>>937336329 (OP)
have money and treat them badly. Seriously
Anonymous No.937340119 [Report] >>937340350
>>937339803
So join a monastery? Thanks for your input, now shove your halo up your fat ass.
Anonymous No.937340127 [Report]
>>937336553
Incels are insane. They think women already know they have a small dick, even though no one has ever seen their dick. They're such spergs they scare away people with their anti-social behavior, but then think it's because of their dick and empty bank account. But they didn't even get to the point where she had seen his dick or could know he's broke.
Anonymous No.937340192 [Report]
>>937336329 (OP)
Chloroform or Rohypnol
Anonymous No.937340350 [Report]
>>937340119
>So join a monastery?
That goes against avoiding religious lunatics.

>now shove your halo up your fat ass.
See, this is your attitude problem. You're socially handicapped. You got some real advice that will in fact make women stop shunning you like the plague, but you're more attracted to advice from grifters and mentally ill people.

You're more likely to trust advice that says you should be an abusive dickhead, but you've tried that your entire life and it lead you to this point where you're asking 4chan for dating advice. Which is like asking a hobo how to succeed in life. Guess what. Women are intimidated by hyper-aggressive faggot like you. Unless you're going after the most broken bar sluts imaginable, most women rather have someone who makes them feel safe and happy.
Anonymous No.937340568 [Report]
>>937336329 (OP)
Go to war with your enemy tribe and kidnap a wife