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Anonymous No.937340499 [Report] >>937340652 >>937340688 >>937340718 >>937340981 >>937341506 >>937342166 >>937343699 >>937344301 >>937347163 >>937347179
Technically, it's only moral to bat the Christian baby. It will go to heaven, and you become a millionaire. If you bat an atheist baby, it will go to hell, and you will go to hell. This goes for all murder. It's perfectly moral to kill Christians, because you're just sending them to heaven. It's immoral to kill anyone else, because you're not giving them a chance to go to heaven.
Anonymous No.937340625 [Report] >>937341428
Only one group is constantly thinking about Christians and Nazis.
Anonymous No.937340652 [Report] >>937340721
>>937340499 (OP)
how is it moral to hit a baby with a bat?
and it doesn't make any sense in the first place as baseball players don't get paid millions of dollars for hitting a single homerun, and probably wouldn't even count in the first place as it was a baby and not a regulation baseball
Anonymous No.937340688 [Report] >>937340743 >>937340835 >>937344311
>>937340499 (OP)
its always immoral to kill anon

god just protecting children
Anonymous No.937340718 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
Christians, imagine you're a famous ass eater and are about to eat the best ass ever. Accidently, the Lord causes the ass you're eating to shit in your mouth. If you eat the turd, satan wins a bet with god. If you don't, you lose the title of world champion ass eater. Do you eat the turd?
Anonymous No.937340721 [Report]
>>937340652
A fast-pass to heaven. It didn't even have the chance to fuck it up. It's the most moral thing to do.
Anonymous No.937340743 [Report] >>937340780 >>937340818
>>937340688
Nah. Baby is going to heaven. The longer someone lives, the more chances they'll get to sin and go to hell.
Anonymous No.937340780 [Report] >>937340851 >>937343025
>>937340743
your gonna burn in hell for killing the baby

how is that the moral choice?

to sell your soul I guess?

is moral ?
Anonymous No.937340799 [Report] >>937340873
937340721
>A fast-pass to heaven
how so?
Anonymous No.937340818 [Report]
>>937340743
so you're saying abortion is the most moral action there is
Anonymous No.937340835 [Report] >>937340851 >>937340911
>>937340688
Jesus died for everyone's sins. If you go to hell in order to save babies from hell, your sacrifice is greater than that of Jesus himself. And that will redeem you in God's eyes. He will understand the gravity of your sacrifice and forgive you.
Anonymous No.937340851 [Report] >>937340878 >>937340911
>>937340780
See >>937340835
It's the greatest sacrifice anyone has ever done.
Anonymous No.937340873 [Report] >>937340933 >>937340986
>>937340799
Pay attention. The baby is Christian, so it will go to heaven. The longer it lives, the more chances it will sin and go to hell. You're literally saving it from hell.
Anonymous No.937340878 [Report] >>937341130
>>937340851
Jesus didn't sacrifice anything, he's a god, and just went home
Anonymous No.937340911 [Report] >>937341195 >>937341436
>>937340835
>>937340851
theres a catch to being saved

you have to accept god into yourself

you can't just claim to be a good guy

god would obviously use his omnicience to see you for the greedy kike you are sparta kick you into hell with the rest of em
Anonymous No.937340933 [Report] >>937341208
>>937340873
but killing babies with bats isn't moral, why would you do something immoral for some random baby?
Anonymous No.937340981 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
According to the rule book it would not count. So no, I would just take the walk.
Anonymous No.937340986 [Report] >>937341239
>>937340873
>Pay attention. The baby is Christian
the question was directed at atheists, why would an atheist think heaven or hell is real, or that killing a baby is moral?
Anonymous No.937341130 [Report]
>>937340878
>jesus fw everyone is asking him how he can be alive if he sacrificed himself for their sins
Anonymous No.937341195 [Report] >>937341209 >>937345253
>>937340911
It's not greedy to sacrifice yourself to save babies from hell. It's greedy to avoid risking your own self and want heaven only for yourself. You will certainly burn in hell.
Anonymous No.937341208 [Report]
>>937340933
Yes it is. It goes to heaven.
Anonymous No.937341209 [Report] >>937341286
>>937341195
you do know god is omniscient

I am not god and even i know your lying
Anonymous No.937341239 [Report]
>>937340986
It doesn't matter how you feel. Only thing that matters is saving the babies from hell.
Anonymous No.937341286 [Report] >>937341323 >>937341388
>>937341209
>you do know god is omniscient
Yes. And it's obvious that it's a great risk to oneself. But you have to have faith in God that he will see in your heart that you're doing it for the good of the babies.
Anonymous No.937341323 [Report] >>937341432 >>937341436 >>937341615
>>937341286
your just lying again

if you were truly saved you would have too good of a heart to kill a baby for profit

sacrifice is expected of you

you would be expected to be poor over killing the child by gods standards

you are just lying over and over again

you don't care about the baby

you know this

I know this

god would obviously know this
Anonymous No.937341388 [Report]
>>937341286
>But you have to have faith in God
atheists and non-christians don't have faith in the christian god, or heaven or hell
Anonymous No.937341413 [Report]
>Become millionaire
>Donate 1k to African, nigger, babies
>Profit
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/320788300_Christianity_2018_More_African_Christians_and_Counting_Martyrs
Anonymous No.937341428 [Report]
>>937340625
show me how you do it senpai rawr xD :333
Anonymous No.937341432 [Report] >>937341500
>>937341323
god doesn't really care.
all you have to do is repent and accept christ and you could have killed and eaten ten thousand innocent babies and you'll go to heaven.

If you try to stop someone from eating babies and you don't accept christ you go to hell.
Anonymous No.937341436 [Report] >>937341500 >>937341605
>>937340911
>>937341323
Matthew 6
"19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.
20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.
21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also".

It's not greedy to seek your rewards in heaven. Jesus told us to do it. It's earthly greed that is sin. It's your earthly greed that is a sin.
Anonymous No.937341500 [Report] >>937341664
>>937341432
>>937341436
jesus said it himself

its easier to a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven

you guys dont understand what it means to be saved

your just locking into contrarian thoughts

w/e I guess
Anonymous No.937341506 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
>your about to bat
im on defense
Anonymous No.937341605 [Report]
>>937341436
Anonymous No.937341615 [Report] >>937341637
>>937341323
You're so caught up in this earthly life you have been corrupted by Satan. Jesus is clear on this matter.

"store up for yourselves treasures in heaven. where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."

The only moral choice is to bat the baby. If you don't, you're just greedily trying to store up treasures on earth, and you will surely burn.
Anonymous No.937341637 [Report] >>937341671 >>937341720
>>937341615
you can repeat the same lie over and over again

but it means nothing anon

I don't know how many ways I can tell

its obvious your lying
Anonymous No.937341664 [Report]
>>937341500
>its easier to a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
Anonymous No.937341671 [Report] >>937341688
>>937341637
calling scripture lies is blasphemy and you go straight to hell for that
Anonymous No.937341688 [Report]
>>937341671
im calling you a liar anon

just switching lies doesn't mean anything
Anonymous No.937341720 [Report] >>937341746
>>937341637
>I don't know how many ways I can tell
You haven't said anything. You're just harping on about earthly life. You haven't disproven the word of Jesus even once. You know I'm right, but you're so obsessed with your earthly sins, that you cannot see God's truth.
Anonymous No.937341746 [Report] >>937341810 >>937341839
>>937341720
you literally just lied

do you think your a good liar or something?

are you trying bro?
Anonymous No.937341810 [Report] >>937341832 >>937341854
>>937341746
Where did I lie? I'm speaking the word of God.
Anonymous No.937341832 [Report] >>937341859
>>937341810
u just lied again

c:

about being a liar

while everyone knows ur lying
Anonymous No.937341839 [Report] >>937341866
>>937341746
Matthew 6

19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.

20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.

21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Anonymous No.937341854 [Report] >>937341901
>>937341810
god didn't speak English
Anonymous No.937341859 [Report]
>>937341832
Matthew 6

19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.

20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.

21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Anonymous No.937341866 [Report] >>937341878 >>937341889 >>937341942
>>937341839
so just another lie then?
Anonymous No.937341878 [Report] >>937341913
>>937341866
Matthew 6

19 Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.

20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.

21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Anonymous No.937341889 [Report]
>>937341866
you directly called those bible verses lies.

heretic. enjoy hell
Anonymous No.937341901 [Report] >>937341946
>>937341854
God speaks every language.
Anonymous No.937341913 [Report]
>>937341878
you do know i know you don't follow any of those teachings right?

ur claiming to be a MLB pro while bein an obese man

if i can see that you dont god will?
Anonymous No.937341942 [Report] >>937341975
>>937341866
>calling jesus a liar
Anonymous No.937341946 [Report] >>937342072
>>937341901
then why did god never give us his direct word in every language, but only a couple, in ancient dialects no one uses anymore? in one corner of the world?
Anonymous No.937341975 [Report] >>937342026 >>937342040
>>937341942
another lie then?

geez two weeners
Anonymous No.937342026 [Report] >>937342052
>>937341975
oh, you're muslim. I see. burn in hell XD
Anonymous No.937342040 [Report] >>937342065
>>937341975
I only have one wiener.
Anonymous No.937342052 [Report]
>>937342026
ya got me anon

shalom selakum
Anonymous No.937342065 [Report]
>>937342040
another lie

geez anon
Anonymous No.937342072 [Report] >>937342091
>>937341946
He did. You just weren't listening because you were to obsessed with sinning. Stop touching your penis and accept the word.
Anonymous No.937342091 [Report] >>937342133
>>937342072
>He did
when and where? and why is there no record of it?
Anonymous No.937342133 [Report] >>937342165
>>937342091
The bible is in every language. Look it up.
Anonymous No.937342165 [Report] >>937342205 >>937342258
>>937342133
it literally isn't, humans have translated it themselves, many times, and none of them say the same thing, none are the direct word of god in each respective language
Anonymous No.937342166 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
>mfw i bat the christian baby and is granted eternal life in heaven
Anonymous No.937342205 [Report] >>937342300 >>937342490
>>937342165
God works through people. Guiding their hands. Every bible is his word.
Anonymous No.937342258 [Report]
>>937342165
Face it. God wants you to bat the Christian baby. It says so in the bible. It's the only moral choice.
Anonymous No.937342300 [Report] >>937342334
>>937342205
>God works through people.
then it isn't his direct word now is it
>Every bible is his word.
then why do they not agree? why are there so many editions of the bible that have content added, removed, and changed?
Anonymous No.937342334 [Report] >>937342414
>>937342300
>then it isn't his direct word now is it
yes it is.
>then why do they not agree?
they do.

bat babies for christ or burn in hell.
Anonymous No.937342414 [Report]
>>937342334
>they do.
I guess the KJV doesn't exist
Anonymous No.937342490 [Report]
>>937342205
nice, so I can write a bible and whatever I put in it is god's word, good to know
Anonymous No.937343025 [Report]
>>937340780
I'm an atheist. I'm not going anywhere but dirt.
Anonymous No.937343699 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
God is omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. He has the power to place a safety force field around the baby. He also has the ability to be there physically to protect the baby as it’s being pitched. He also has the power to change the outcome of any situation, anywhere, at any time. Yet he allows many children to suffer and die in cancer wards, while others are being diddled by Trump on Epstein island.
Anonymous No.937344301 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
Technically christian babbies don't exist since babbies aren't even capable of comprehending a god claim, let alone accepting one.
Anonymous No.937344311 [Report]
>>937340688
>its always immoral to kill anon
lol, tell that to god.
Anonymous No.937345253 [Report]
>>937341195
what the FUCK are you idiots talking about
Anonymous No.937347163 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
How the fuck can a baby be Christian? It can only be the baby of Christians.
If the games rules specify using a ball, (its literally called baseball), how would hitting a baby out of the stadium "win"?
Even if you did hit the baby, you'd likely get arrested and sentenced to life in prison at the least.
Disregarding even all that, why would atheism = a disregard for basic fucking morality? Only a completely amoral sociopath would even consider hitting the baby.
Lulz lul wut No.937347179 [Report]
>>937340499 (OP)
Glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan 666 kill yourself you faggot glownigger swine lulz