(W)incest thread

>be me 13yo
>have 2 sisters 15yo
>when parents are out, they're the assigned babysitters for me
>whatever we get along fine
>parents are out the house, it's the weekend
>saturday night have to pee
>hear stumbling and giggling in sis's room
>"wtf did she sneak in a boyfriend or something?"
>open door and peep inside
>see my sisters fooling around with each other
>"oh... my god!"
>they freak out for a sec
>"oh it's just anon"
>"come on in anon"
>brain on "uhhhhh" mode so I enter the room
>they're completely naked
>both of them sit up, space in between them, motion at me to sit
>sit down on the bed, blushing, still trying to comprehend what I just saw
>"ok listen anon, we've been doing this for a while now, and we told each other that if anyone would catch us, we would stop, but since it's you, we're wondering if.. maybe you want to join us?"
>"HUH??"
>"yeah I mean you're not gonna tell mom and dad are you? you've always been such a nice brother to us"
>"...well no I guess I wo-"
>sis A starts rubbing my crotch
>sis B starts kissing me
>"see, we can have so much fun with us three"
>puberty blasted horny me just goes "yeah OK"
>they put me on my back
>sis A sits on top of my face, teaches me how to eat her pussy while I play with her tits
>sis B basically edges/teases my dick (short sucks/licks, kisses, slow HJ, ...)
>dunno how much time has passed, could be 5 minutes, could be an hour
>suddenly do the cumblast3000.mp4
>sis B has cum all over her, tells me "wow anon you cum a lot, holy shit"
>sis A tries to lick some off of sis B's hand "oh ew it's bitter haha, you gotta start eating better little bro"
>i'm just lying there mind blank, trying to recover
>sis A "come on, let's all go and clean ourselves"
>i get up and we quickly go wash up
>"alright little bro, promise you keep all this quiet and we can have some more fun, what do you think? we'll switch around next time"
>just do a goofy smile and say OK
>did it plenty more times after that

>>937356412 (OP)
I've watched porn with my sister but I'm not sure that story counts as incest.

>>937356412 (OP)
Did you end up pissing yourself? Says you needed to pee

>>937356412 (OP)
LARPOMETER Score
+5 "Long, long ago..."
+2 Babysitter cliche
+10 Lesbian sisters converted to bi by brother
+5 Dumb horny-jail-tier sex descriptions
+5 Poster is natural sex god (face sitting, massive cums, etc.)
+10 patently ridiculous details (Suddenly bro has 2-sex partner harem because... he walked into his older sisters' room)
+10 EXTREMELY idiotic dialogue (basically all of it)

-1 dude perspective
-1 no "AND EVERYBODY'S DEAD NOW" cliche
-2 Acceptable length greentext

Result in range of --

40+ : You weren't even trying to make it believable

>>937358234
QUESTIONBOT STRIKES AGAIN

Tasha's brother was proven to be a fraud and larper in a previous thread. Any posts featuring rapunzel are forever associated with a sad old man posting fake incest stories for 12 years straight.

check 937290165 in the b archive for the obvious pwnage. Then go read any of the following incest stories from 12 years ago that don't feature a burned out larpfag trying to relive his glory days (though he got pwned back then by the Liliad, too)

GOOD STORIES FROM YEARS PAST
Amy & Cam
Gospel of Loliguard
Rob & Em
Liliad
Nurse-kun
DeafWifeAnon
Blindmute Loli
OHB
Romeo-san and Juliette
Uncle Anon

Any and each of these stories are from the same time period as the rapunzelfag's story, but are far better written and deserve a read, while his trash does not.

12 years, he's been posting in incest thread. Dedication or sad, lonely autism? You be the judge

>>937358650
Jealousy looks good on nobody

First time that my cousin and I were left alone while our parents went out because they thought we were old enough... was the start of some interesting times.

>>937358650
wow. What a petty little fuck you appear to be.

>>937358955
>>937358694
Here you are again. What a coincidence!

>>937358990
who?

>>937358234
that was after i went peeing

>>937358247
sorry to hear you're a massive retarded autistic faggot with no sisters, anon.

>>937358650
jelly

>>937358990
I'm just trying to figure out what point you're trying to make

I've been in a relationship with my sister for years.

We've always been abnormally close and moved around a lot growing up. It was hard to make lasting/close friendships because of it, and were also latchkey kids so for the longest time we really only had each other and always looked out for and took care of each other. We also grew up sharing a bed for a long time and a room even longer.

One day we were talking about sex, relationships, our sexuality, etc. She was asking me about kissing, specifically about when/how to initiate a kiss because she felt a bit awkward doing it. I said it was easy and leaned in like I was going to kiss her but didn't, and lingered for a moment and was like "See, easy?" She asked if I could show her again, and this time we kissed, and then kissed again, and again, and yeah. Now we've been together for nearly a decade.

>>937359461
LARPOMETER Score
+3 "Somewhat long, long ago..."
+3 wholesome "love with neglected relative"

+3 unlikely details (Just started talking, then kissed)
+4 Happy ending (husband and sister-wife open end)
+5 short with few details

-2 convenient closeness backstory (sharing bed with opposite gender sibling)
-3 no horny-jail-tier sex descriptions
-1 limited dumb dialogue
-1 dude perspective
-1 no "AND EVERYBODY'S DEAD NOW" cliche


Result in range of--

1 to 10: LARP, but acceptable writing

>>937358650
while it's very likely a larp, nothing was proven by another random anon saying he wrote it as a larp. I saw that, one line from an anon proved fuck all dipshit.

fucking butt-hurt faggots. sure, 90% of this is larp, so what. there's no truth police here.

>>937359851
tashfag

>>937359712
I've been posting here for years and have shared much more over that time. I've also timestamped probably a half a dozen times and even shared a picture or two with my sister and I. Not a LARP.

>>937359712
>-1 dude perspective
Also not a dude.

>>937359461
that's sweet. Have you had other relationships to compare to your sister relationship? how do they compare? what's your long term plans here, just stay together in secret and not have kids?

>>937359924
LARPOMETER REVISION
+15 female perspective without timestamp

Result in range of--

10 to 20: Obvious LARP, but maybe entertaining to somebody

>>937359939
Thank you :) I have, I'd been dating for years at that point. It's obviously very different, we're far more private and personal than any other relationship I'd had. A big worry we've always had was people we don't want to find out, finding out. We have a third and she's been instrumental in helping us keep things hidden from people we don't want knowing.

Every relationship is different, and at this point I've been with my sister far longer than any other relationship I've been in so it's difficult to really compare.

>what's your long term plans here, just stay together in secret and not have kids?

We're women so no risk of pregnancy and none of us want kids. We've been together nearly a decade now so the long term plan is to keep going as we've been going lol.

>>937359981
Imo she might be one of the only people here who is verifiably legit.

>>937356412 (OP)
I overheard my grandfather tell my sister that if she didnt let him put a baby in her, he would bring his shotgun to the next family dinner and kell everyone.

that was the 2nd day of a 2 week stay we had at his house..
her bedroom was across the corridor from his bedroom, i was sleeping on a pull out in the basement den.

>>937360531
Without a timestamp, she's another larp

>>937360790
She's timestamped a ton

If any femanons are here and have done it, I need some advice. Turns out my wife is really into her sister and has been since they were kids. How do I help get them together? I don’t even care if I’m part of it, I just want them to have fun.

>>937360843
So then she can timestamp when she posts, like today, can't she? Or maybe HE can't because HEs a larp

>>937360530
Oh good. See >>937360960 just looking for advice if you’re still around.

>>937360530
>We're women so no risk of pregnancy
ah, so you'll never really attracte too much attention if you live together/spend time together like a brother sister.

do you think you're both bi, or is it more the intimate nature of being sisters that brought you together? i.e. outside of her, would you ever seek other women or be interested in them?

>>937361099
Nice dubs and don't bother this Ass hats larping..

>>937360960
>Turns out my wife is really into her sister
How'd you find this out?

>>937361257
I'd like to bother his larp because its this sort of shit that drags down otherwise decent incest threads. Bad writing, bad larping, especially when it's female perspective, ruins threads. It's mostly troons fulfilling their fantasies of being a girl, but in other cases its just lonely autists with poor impulse control and bad writing skills.

Timestamps vastly decrease the chance of larp, and CLAIMS of timestamps in the past but none today vastly INCREASE the chance of larp, since it should be trivial to provide what has already been provided in the past... unless it was a trick using internet pics in the past and he can't doctor them fast enough to be plausible today.

>>937361360
We were drunk fucking and talking dirty about chicks we know and I said something about how slutty her sister dressed and how hot she was and my wife was all “FUCK YEAH SHE IS” and climbed on top and rode me until she collapsed from orgasms. So since then I bring it up from time to time trying to drag out more stories or thoughts from her.

>>937361478
Well why not just ask her if she'd be interested in hooking up with her sister and you can go from there.

Fake: anon have sisters

Gay: anon was pleasured by his male fantasies

>>937361886
My wife? She absolutely wants to. My SIL I don’t know how to approach the subject.

>>937360531
>>937360843
I appreciate you defending me but I really don't care what they think.

>>937361235
>>937360960
I don't really know enough about their situation to offer advice. In the case of my sister and I, had she not made a move I know I never would've. I'd felt horribly guilty before that for how I felt about her, and while I thought she felt the same I was constantly telling myself I was just projecting and being stupid. I was scared to ruin things between us. If they have a good relationship I personally wouldn't want to risk changing things between them. If she wants to pursue it, that's one thing, but I don't think you should be trying to make it happen yourself.

>>937361950
shit larp

>>937361950
is this you?

i think it is

>>937362102
That's not me.

>>937362225
Then timestamp to prove it, troon

>>937361938
Is your wife too scared to make a move on her sister?

>>937361950
Yeah that’s why my wife doesn’t pursue it, she doesn’t want to ruin their relationship. But at the same time, I’ve made her squirt while she screams her sister’s name. It should probably remain in fantasy, but if I could set the mood it might lead to more fun for them.

>>937360666
Sounds like grandpa knows how to get what he wants

>>937362266
She doesn’t want to wreck their relationship. SIL has been burned so much she’s a little gun shy.

>>937362102
This is absolutely psychotic also this freak has feelings of grandeur the incest subreddits have hundreds of thousands of subscribers and probably millions of posts

Half them are not him, what a retard

>>937362270
I'd recommend keeping it a fantasy then, it's better that way than to risk ruining things between them. If her sister ever indicated she felt similarly, and your sister wanted to pursue it, that's one thing, but some things are better left alone.

>>937362394
yes, it's psychotic. Yes, he's completely out of his mind. And yes, he probably posts here. The sheer volume alone of stories should be a red flag. Every single incest thread has 30+ unique confessions of incest every 24 hours. by those numbers, that's about 11,000 incest couples revealing their secrets ON THIS BOARD ALONE every year. you say there are millions of posts on reddit. Fine. Then there are millions of incest couples who are willing to sign up and confess with the association to their tag. Now, given those facts, and what we see when we look at the real world (i.e., the news reports of people being arrested for incest), which is more likely?

1. There are millions of incest couples who got together because they walked in on a relative in the bathroom/bedroom/jerking off

2. There's a small subset of dedicated larpers who write dozens of short incest larps and then shotgun diarrhea blast them onto the internet to see which ones are picked up and attract attention

>>937362649
I agree most of it’s fantasy but I would also be willing to bet a not small minority of people have engaged in actual incest

Like maybe 5% of the population

>>937362649
Just because most of it is fake doesn’t mean it’s all the same small group of people

>>937358650
Don't forget about Suite life of Anon! He even got his cousin to send nudes and posted them the crazy bastard.

>>937362758
And of that 5%, 5% of them visit 4ch, and 5% of them would be willing to share their stories, so you're looking at minicule percentages, not 300 post limit incest threads every 2 days. Its a small number of bad writers doing all the writing.

>>937362776
Except we have evidence that there IS a small group writing massive numbers of separate stories. rapunzelfag and the reddit psycho are just the two most obvious ones right now. As someone who spends too much time in these threads, I can also say its VERY obvious over time when the same person is writing multiple unrelated stories/greentexts. Peoples' styles are hard to miss when you've seen enough of their work.

>>937362649
you DO know this isn't Reddit, right? What may be true over there doesn;t necessarily hold water here. I can't abide Reddit myself. it's too... busy

>>937362522
That’s unfortunate. But probably right.

>>937362863
Never heard of him. Approx. years of activity and did he post on /b/ or somewhere else?

>>937362309
he is probably the reason shes a man hating dyke now.

>>937362928
Except we have our own home-grown psycho. read about him here >>937358650

>>937362879
Fucking Sherlock over here, but you missed the biggest clue

>/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Get a fucking hobby, dipshit

>>937362978
>t. rapunzelfag

seethe, boy

>>937362879
>bro did you know that the incest threads are full of larp, fantasy and lies

We got a fucking genius everyone! Look at mommy’s smart boy.

>>937362959
yeah, I saw that thread yesterday. Hate to tell you this, but you were only one who came out of that lookinh sad and desperate, just as ytou're doing now. You're not getting the attention you're after so you're posting your self-perceived findings as if they're proof of anything

Come back when you've been here 18 years like the rest of us.

>>937363039
Funny how when backed into a corner, the larpers just immediately admit they're writing lies like it's no big deal.

Psychotic is a good word to describe their behavior.

>>937363079
>backed into a corner

Nigger what are you talking about?

>>937363062
it IS you, tashfag. You think "child" and "<18yrs" is a good insult, and you've used it every time you complain about being found out. You never actually deny it; you just call me underage. You really are a sad old man, aren't you

>>937362369
Do you or your sis know if SIL is bi?

>>937363167
my god you're a buffoon. Get an actual fucking life you moron

>tashfag

The dude who wrote that thing did more for /b/ than you could ever know. Bet you're just seething with jealous rage that someone with that much creativity, larp or not, is better known and more resptect around here than you could ever be.

Pathetic

>>937363303
...And the ever-ubiquitous QUESTIONBOT is here.

>>937363303
Not my sister. My wife. My wife wants to fuck her sister, my SIL. They’ve both been with other women. Recently. Like it wasn’t some hs/college barsexual phase.

>>937363367
>The dude who wrote that thing did more for
AHA HAHAHA

Look at your inflated ego. Holy shit. I mean, you've been starting incest threads for 12 years, so you do have, as >>937362394 said of the other guy, "feelings of grandeur".

YOU DID SO MUCH FOR /b/! WOW! ... No. You larped for 12 years. You lied to push down your lack of love in real life, and your larps comforted you, so you assumed they comforted the people in these threads.

You've had a good run. 12 years of larps. It's time to stop.

>>937363367
>someone with that much creativity
just admit its you dude
>larp or not,
so... it WAS a larp, then

>>937363401
Maybe host something at your place for just you three, like a movie night or game night, and make sure there's lots of alcohol around.

>>937363625
no, it really isn't. Shame IDs aren't a thing any more

>>937363454
if it makes you feel better about your sad little life to believe all this shit, you do you.

>>937364133
Don't worry. I'll make sure future threads have a reminder about you dropping your mask and revealing not only that your old story was a larp, but that you've been making incest threads and filling them with larps for years. I won't forget!

>>937358650
I don't give a fuck whether it's a larp or not, I enjoyed the story. Do you have the rest of amy & cam tho? I only have the beginning up to the restaurant. Also interested in liliad, nurse-kun, deafwifeanon, OHB and romeo-san and juliette if you have the sauce

>>937364071
>>937364133
>>937364321
Nobody cares that most of the stories are fake you autistic losers

>>937364321
>I won't forget!
LIke I said, you do you. No-one cares about the things that have been festering inside your little mind.

>>937364364
please don't lump me in with that retard

>>937364380
I'd worry more about your own festering larps. They've infected these threads for more than a decade.

>>937362931
here you go

>>937364426
you're really not worth any more of my time, but I will leave you with this:

You've been 100% wrong about every single thing you've tried to assert today, and your insane obsession with this shit says more about your own psychopathy than anyone else's

Adieu, and I impore you to seek help

>>937364532
>N-nuh uh! I-I'm leaving!
You're not fooling anyone, you know.

hey its me, anon from the other day who was talking about making a move on my sister when she visits me next. (not larp) i also forgot to include that when we were teens she also used to let me give her foot rubs all the time and she le me rest my face in her feet too (often with socks on, aside from me putting my head in-between her legs that one time) i remember how fucking amazing her feet used to feel. i wouldn't've lasted a damn second from a foot job..

>>937363921
SIL doesn’t drink or smoke anymore. So that’s off the table.

>>937356412 (OP)
yeah it sucks but i just can't help but feel a bit bad about my thoughts about my little sister.

>be growing up with divorced parents
>stepmum is pretty decent looking, above average stay at home blonde wife
>start taking a bit more interest in her
>begin regularly raiding her panty drawer and part of her bedside table where her dildo was
>find mostly thongs
>find pink lifelike vibrating dildo
>cum many times to the panties and/or dildo, if i couldnt get my hands on them the thought would do.
>she gets her tits done somewhere along the way as well, so she is now proper MILF spec
>start staying up late enough at night to notice weird sounds from upstairs
>instantly realise its them fucking

the things i would give to tit fuck her just once........

>>937365050
Technically not incest

>>937364865
Well then I'm all out of ideas lol
Do you still drink? Would there be an occasion for SIL to be around when you are drinking?
My idea is: when you're "drunk" and alone with SIL then start dropping huge obvious hints about how your wife feels. If she picks up on them, good. If she doesn't or pretends she doesn't, then the next day you don't remember anything.
Easy peasy.

>>937365119
Yeah I’m leaning towards such a scenario. I know how to get a three way going, but this isn’t a typical scenario and has the potential to break a family.

Not literal wincest, but after my dad got caught having an affair my mom went nuts and drunkenly came onto me a few times. At the time i just kind of considered it a joke and I laughed it off, leaving her alone while she pouted. I was 16, not kissless but definitely still a virgin.
Anyhow she only did that a few times and never again, divorce happened, blah blah.
I think about it now and wonder how common that is or if i just wildly misread what was going on or something.

>>937365305
Yeah it's risky but big risks lead to big rewards. It might be worth the try.
Tell us more about what your wife says about her sister in bed

>>937365464
Not wincest and not really even incest. Nothing even happened.

>>937356412 (OP)
My sister suddenly had a hoe phase when we were younger and ended up fucking both me and my brother.

We both suspect something also happened between her and dad

>>937365679
Story

>>937365119
>My idea is: when you're "drunk" and alone with SIL then start dropping huge obvious hints about how your wife feels

This isn't a particularly good idea, because if she reacts poorly it could fuck up the relationship between them. If ANYTHING, I'd try to see if the sister-in-law has any feelings towards her sister, THEN drop hints if she did, and even then only wish your wife's permission. It'd be really scummy to potentially fuck up the relationship between them.

>>937365648
She tells me stories about how they’ve fucked the same guys, not at the same time. About how when they were in high school she would sit by the wall and listen to her sister fucking her boyfriend. She hooked up with a guy once because her sister was fucking his friend and she wanted to stay in the room and watch. She gave her sister a lap dance at a club and got kicked out because they stripped too mmany clothes off.

>>937365923
Oh I have full permission from my wife. And SIL knows we’re freaks. So any one off comment coming out of my dumbass mouth won’t amount to much. My general idea is to get them together and play the high school “oh you two look cute together” game. But fuck if that doesn’t seem immature.

>>937366098
Very hot and yeah it does seem to go back a long time.
Who are the women she's been with recently? I assume it's been since you've been married.

>>937366425
My wife or SIL? My wife has had a cuckcake we’ve enjoyed abusing the last few years. SIL has a girl…friend she’ll meet up with between boyfriends.

>>937365700
So when i was 15, my sister 11 at the time suddenly had a total personality shift.
She started wearing the skimpiest outfits she could, started modifying her t-shirts and making them all bare midriff and stuff like that.
My brother (13) asked me if she had started flirting with me too, since he had noticed she was flirting heavily with him and dad. Now i was totally oblivious but once he mentioned it i noticed it.

She would often come into my room in just her bra and panties on and this went on for a bit.
Then one day after i jokingly/mockingly asked her why she's wearing a bra when it has nothing to support she started coming into my room topless.
She acted like nothing changed, still coming in to annoy me and tease me.
So i jokingly said asked her to at least come in without panties on. a part of me wanted her to do it but when she did i was genuinely shocked.
She must have noticed quickly that i could not keep my eyes off her when she did that and she started sitting on my bed with her legs somewhat spread, not too much just enough to show a little.

One day i just went over sat next to her and started rubbing her pussy while kissing.
at that point it was all on rails after that.

After we first had sex i asked her if i was her first and she said no, but would not elaborate.
a few weeks later my brother buckled and fucked her.
It was shortly after that we noticed that her interactions with dad became very weird, like he didn't want to look at her but she was even more flirty.

And about 6 months after her ho phase started it abruptly ended. She still hooked up with me and my brother after that but not as often. and only for a year ish after

>>937366893
Did you ever find out who her first was or if your dad eventually gave in? What made her stop?

>>937366893
LARPOMETER Score
+5 "Long, long ago..."
+5 Some ridiculous details (Sister suddenly becomes family cumdump and everyone's okay with it, then it just stops and everyone's okay with it)
+2 pervert female sibling
+3 pedo shit

-1 pervert male sibling
-4 some knowledge of sister-like behavior (outfit changes)
-5 no dumb dialogue
-1 dude perspective
-1 no "AND EVERYBODY'S DEAD NOW" cliche
-1 for unlikely ending
-2 Acceptable length text

Result in range of--
<= 0 : MAYBE NOT A LARP!?

>>937366561
>cuckcake
Not sure what this is.
But boy if they both are as into women as you say they are then I would definitely want to see if I could get them into each other.

prime

>>937367028
No idea what made her start.
The times i have asked her about who was her first she has been very clear she didn't want to talk about it, so i have my suspicions that it was not by choice.
And We really don't know if dad folded. it what we suspect but its weird to ask hehr that now.

And i swear she just woke up one day wearing normal outfit and back to her usual self.
As if spontaneous Nympho syndrome was a thing and she was cured.


>>937367267
Correction, Noo so long time ago. specifically it was 6 years ago

>>937356412 (OP)
>be me 23m virgin
>have 22yo sister
>she has her own apartment, I'm still looking for one so I still live with our parents
>one day I text her to ask if she wants me to come over for diner, she says sure
>she cooks some pastas for diner, and eventually I go to the bathroom for the first time
>lying on the counter is a whole ass vibrator
>oh fuck that's weird
>when I come back to the kitchen I quickly let her know that she forgot something on the counter in the bathroom
>confused.jpeg
>then she realizes, laughs a bit to try and hide that she's embarassed but at that point the awkward tone has been set
>the awkwardness starts to tone down as we start eating
>later that evening she asks if I want to continue some anime we've been watching together for some time, I think it was Iruma-kun, banger show)
>both sitting on her sofa next to each other
>for some reason I always drift back to the toy I saw in the bedroom, it kinda gets me horny and I get hard just thinking about it
>she probably felt something 'cause she asked me if I was feeling good, I try to not make it obvious and tell her I'm fine
>I think she noticed I was hard because I forgot to hide it, without saying a word she just starts rubbing my leg
>heart starts pumping, dick also starts getting harder
>still being silent, she eventually starts rubbing me over my pants
>I put my hand in her pants, literally my first time touching a pussy
>she's super wet, I start fingering her and she clings on my arm while I'm touching her
>eventually she gets up and pulls her pants down, her panties are soaked
>pauses the anime and asks if I wanna go in her room
>sure
>ffw in her room, I lay down and she puts her ass on my face, I start eating her out while she sucks me off
>I end up cumming a couple minutes later
>we clean up and we finish our anime while cuddling
that was 2 years ago, no penetration but we do oral from time to time

>>937367331
It’s like a dom/sub thing where my wife is a cuckquean but doms another chick to use to get me off.

>>937367732
That's pretty hot. Where do you find these cuckcakes to use like this?

Lame one here. way back when I used to play doctors with my 2 cousins, I mean fucking decades ago. female was older by a year, male was younger by a year. One of them would get under the bedsheets and pull down their pants, and whoever was left would just 'examine' them, pulling things apart, flicking other things, getting silly & giggly about it then swicthing around. But somehow I never participated, and they didn't mind
We only did it a few times (we were very young, but I have autism so I remember shit from that far back. Anyway, the last time we did it, I think I was 6, she was 7, and I got a bit adventurous and started poking things, and also discovering there was a pretty deep hole I coudl get my whole finger in and play around. After a few seconds she flinched away and that was the end of it.

At that age, I didn't know what a hymen was, and how the lack of one on a 7 year old girl could probably mean something. But that was the end of that, we didn't do anything adventurous again for about a decade

Was over there for some reason for another when i was about 11-12? Got banished upstairs as the adults had grown up stuff to talk about. Male cousin had skalextric, female had Sindy dolls (like Barbie, but without the PR). After a while the toys got boring so started reading old Beano comics on the bed. male cousin was fixated on the little cars whizzing aroudn but the girl got onto the bed beside me and put her hand directly on my groin

She put her finger to her lips and grabbed my free hand, placing it on her tiny boob over her tshirt. Not huge but more than I woudl have expected, or had noticed before. No bra either I realised as she moved my hand, lifted her shirt and replaced me onto her bare skin

For someone who was still awaiting pubic hair & puberty in general, it was confusing as fuck, but still something stirred down there, and my face started radiating heat.

>>937368103
She pulled me onto my side (no idea where the Beano had gone) and started to undo my trousers (Brown, I think. I wasn't yet at the denim stage), slipping a hand in and grabbing onto what little I had down there, but she smiled anyway.

Next thing, she's grabbed my hand and put somewhere I wasn't entirely sure. It was hairy, and warm, and a squidgy bit under 2 of my fingers felt wet. I have crap short term memory so didn't actually remember that she was wearing long skirt when we werre playing with the toys. If she had removered her knickers or just wasn't wearing any I didn't know, but she was manipulating my fingers over the wet part and breathing rather heavily, closing her eye and tugging on my mittle fella quite hard. I was going to say something but she stopped moving, went quite stiff, and started shaking all over.

A minute later she just got off the bed and left the room. She didn't come back in, and I didn;t see her agin until we were called downstairs as mum mum was leaving. She was sitting on the sofa, looking innocent as fuck, and didn;t make eye contact with me.

That was it, really. I saw her tits again when she turned 18 and got so drunk she fell out opf her dress.

She's a fucking elephant now, so really quite happy, in retrospect, that I got to feel it up when it was moderately fuckable, mr Epstein

>>937368364
I apologise for all the spelling mistakes in that. I type as fast as I think and forget to check grammar

>>937367928
This one had a thing for my wife. She’s a dyke and I wasn’t too interested in her and was just going to let them have their fling or whatever but one night my wife was just like “yeah she’s getting too clingy I want you to fuck her out”. And that first time was pretty much my wife holding her down and beating up her clit while I pounded her out. Whatever that dyke gets up to with other dykes it doesn’t involve fisting or large dildos. Her dyke cunt felt damn near unused. Anyway we forced orgasms on her until she was semi conscious and then my wife grabbed her hair and said “you’re going to make my husband cum” and then jerked me off with her sluts face.

Probably the last place in the world to get anything real but has anyone actually had sex with their mom?
I know i sound pathetic but after hearing her cheat one time while secretly skipping school, she's been my dirtiest but also biggest fantasy. Carried it with me for years and not sure how to get rid of it.

>>937368103
cousins aren't incest

>>937368691
Maybe in Arkansas, but over here in britbongland it's seen as such, or at least is seen as taboo as such

>>937368853
Normal for pakis but not for us. In the words of my sexually inappropriate mummy who gave me a wincest fetish, "you can't fuck your cousin". Smdh.

I've been really into reading some of the incest stories on literotica or r*dd*t, but i'm yearning for more.

Is there a better site that doesn't have as strict rules on ages or whatnot?

>>937370404
Alt.sex archives.

>>937368475
Pic of wife or SIL?

>>937370900
Checked

Oh hell no.

Not quite my story, but I'm pretty sure that my ex was fucking her brother the entire time we were together.

>>937371310
My ex got with her sister when they were young. Typical story I read. They shared a room and that meant sharing a bed so they could stay up and giggle. As they started getting older they explored their bodies right next to each other and then would try things out on each other. Went on for years but it wasn’t really a relationship type thing more of an exploration and learning type thing.

>>937356412 (OP)
Told this story, will do again.

I have an adopted sister, parents adopted her at 16, I was also 16 but she was half a year older. 5' 2", brunette, pale complexion with light freckles, curly hair, big nose and HUGE tits. (maybe Jewish? Also did my parents want me to fuck her?). Low confidence, artsy, nerdy, into anime and jap-shit. Got into fist fights with people because she was an easy mark and all the high school douchebags knew it. From the beginning, there was a clear attraction, we both knew it but we cant because we are technically family. Over time, she made a lot of mistakes, became an alcoholic (welcome to the family), wrecked her life and started living with me (two kids, wife, own a business, decent house). Wife detects the long standing attraction, but understands that family is family so lets her stay. She usually goes to bed at 8ish with the kids and my adopted sister, and myself, are night owls so we usually hang out in the hot tub and drink.

Do you want to know more?

>>937372436
How far did they go trying things out on each other?

>>937372669
>Wife detects the long standing attraction
Was she okay with you two messing around?

>>937372679
Making out. Fingers. That’s as far as they admitted to.

>>937372958
No, not at all, it would destroy my marriage if she found out what we did.

>>937373079
Based on what you know of her, do you think they went further?

>>937372669
Yeah id like to know more.

>>937373145
My ex would have been down to go down. Not sure her sister would have, but she probably would have laid back and enjoyed it.

>>937373273
Alright.

So, over months of her and I hanging out in the hot tub and drinking, I massaged her shoulders, she sat on my lap, joked about us being hot for eachother and living in the same house now and as teenagers etc. Had a few wardrobe malfunctions (Most of which I think she engineered, but all but one seemed organic. Her tits are fantastic. small areolas for such large jugs but it works and pastel pink nipples) and was super upset one time when she thought I saw her pussy (I didn't actually but she was organically upset about the idea that I did). Anyway, she got a place in the trailer park with roomies about half a mile away. I still hangout to check-in on her and have a designated drinking buddy. Some snuggling and leaning goes on there, but one night she informs me she is leaving to Oregon and will be leaving tomorrow.

Sister convinced me to start masturbating and helped me the first two times

>>937373853
I am legitimately pissed. I knew she was talking about it for awhile but she didn't tell me she was actually gonna do it and much less do it the next day, plus she is such a mess that she doesn't have anything packed and is already hammered (par for the course with her, but keeping up with me drinking aint easy). I start packing up her shit while she cheerleads from the couch and drinking those shitty lime-infused Bud lites. Her roomies are off on a camping date so just me and her tonight. I hate her cats (which she is obsessed about because as a autistic single women, of course) but finally catch the hairy fucks and get them in the travel cages. At this point I'm angry, drunk and clawed so I grab my tequila and a beer and sit next to her as the couch is the comfiest place to sit

>>937374175
and?

>>937374175
She is sloppy and yes, oh so happy that I am doing all the work for her. She is leaning on me, trying to make jokes while I'm being a dick, silent, just stewing and slamming Poncho Villa. She lays out on the couch, head on my lap. I look at her in the first time in hours and she gives a guilty smile and says sorry for making me do this and for taking care of her since forever. I stop being angry and am thinking how to tell her that I'm going to miss her, im worried how she is going to make it and that taking care of her wasn't so much a hassle but before my drunk brain can write the script she takes my left hand and starts sucking my fingers. My brain goes nuclear and I am dumbfounded watching my not-sister lavaciously sucks and licks my pointer finger and palm. Her body is slowly undulating but I am frozen stiff, I am in shock. Alcohol haze gone, still drunk but perceptive. She slurs she wants to thank me and rolls over and undoes my zipper.

>>937375397
While my mind is gone, my body takes up the slack and I have a decent chub going on. She kisses and I feel her hot, humid breath on the base of my shaft through my boxers. At this point, I wish I could tell you all that I had the sloppiest, most cathartic blowjob of my life, or that I bent her over the arm of couch, tasted and pounded her pussy into oblivion, but that didn't happen. She raised up, seemed nauseous and jarred her way to the bathroom. When my brain came to, I went to find her passed out by the toilet. I picked her up, put her to bed and finished the packing. Finally I loaded all her stuff and her into a 5:40AM taxi to the airport she had the uncharacteristic foresight to order and drove back home to my wife waking up to make coffee.

This story is ongoing as she wants me to visit her in Oregon. Don't want to cheat on wife, but the temptation "to go visit" is there.

We used to jerk off next to each other with sister when we shared room

>>937376291
Hard to suggest you go either way. on the one hand, you guys have been edging basically since your teens so there's clearly something yall have wanted to do for forever. On the other hand, youre probably the most stable male in her life and she might be projecting a LOT on to your relationship, could make her go crazy town. plus, the wife thing. I would suggest that if you do end up going there for other reason, broach the subject before you get blackout drunk cause otherwise she'll probably jump you if she hasnt found someone up there.

>>937356412 (OP)
At least attempt to make it believable

Why aren't people reporting the underage autist?

>>937358247
>>937358650
>>937358990
>>937359712
>>937359981
If all these underage reports were made, he could also be hit for ban evasion
Just saying

>>937364694
SHE'S NOT INTO YOU RETARD

>>937377717
>underage
>knows blindmute loli

lol

>>937377628
>stumbling and giggling in siss room

aye, that's my little sister, she gets into everything i do not like

>>937377717
hi rapunzelfag

>>937378484
Coomers can read
And obvious underage poster is obvious

>>937376876
Thanks for reminding me that I'm the most stable man in her life. Doesn't help that I have a dad-daughter kink. Duty vs. Desire is on play here.

shameless bump

>>>
I’ve always found something crazy attractive about my sis. As far back as I can remember really. I’m six years older.

But recently, us now into our 20’s I found a usb in her room and omfg.
Clips of my friend from the neighbourhood railing her. He’s one year on me and he’s black and these go way back. Crazzzzyyyyy

>>937379878
shalom, faggot

Got my step sister wet then fingered her butthole once

Interest?

>>937380505
no

My dad watched porn in the middle of the night when we all had to share a bedroom. Introduced me and my sister to it at an early age.
When we moved to a 3-bedroom apartment. I was kind of addicted to porn. Eventually my sister and I (10M and 9F) had sex almost every night. Mostly sneaking and under the sheets stuff because we still shared a room with a younger sister who was 6 years old.

>>937381767
Shit larp

>>937381898
Nah, real.
Just too lazy to get into detaila since I did it like 4 times already in other threads

>>937381985
>I wrote lies before so I'm not writing the same ones again
Good. Next step, not writing this post here >>937381767 and fucking off

>>937382089
Damn, bro really wants his novelized incest stories

>>937382214
Professionals have standards

>>937380505
Not if you're going to write it poorly

>>937381985
Why wouldn't you just repost the saved text?

>>937362649
We know from genetic analysis in the UK 1/7000 is the product of parent child or sibling sibling incest.

That is male female unprotected sex after puberty before menopause resulting in a pregnancy which came to term and was delivered without any abortion or morning after treatment.

25% of all abortions in the UK are aborted with a traditional abortion, estimated 70% total counting morning after pills. I would guess this is over 90% in incestuous pregnancies because reasons.

So that would make 1 in 700, then if you presume most incest that could result in a pregnancy would use some form of birth control, so 1 in 400. Then add in the gay incest, prepubescent incest and the post menopausal incest. Probably 1 in 250 people in the UK have had incest.

That would be 272,000 people in the UK that have had incest. If we presume a similar 1 in 250 globally we get 32 million people have had incest.

But at a minimum based on the UK's 1 in 7000 being the product of extreme incest, we know the base number is well over a million.

Imagine fucking your married aunt as a teen and creating an incestous bastard you never openly acknowledge to eachother that she's yours. Then in your 30s your "younger cousin" has a crush on you and thinks it's okay because you're hardly related. Add to that her daddy kink.

>>937358247
>+10 Lesbian sisters converted to bi by brother
This should be like +100

>>937384036
Based inbreeding makes the Anglo stronger.

closest I've gotten to incest was masturbating in the same room as my sister while she was on the phone with her boyfriend.

>me 15
>her 17
>hanging out in her room
>bf (out of town at college) calls
>ask her to phone sex
>sister puts him on hold to "get ready"
>I ask if I can stay
>she agrees but only if the lights are off
>I get horny at the thought of her naked in the room (probably only took off her pants)
>slowly stroke dick laying on floor
>hear her moan and wet noises
>precum, start making wet flapping noises of my own
>we both speed up in rhythm
>cum all over my stomach
>she's still going
>sneak out and clean up

only ever did it once. almost got a blowjob for her at a party so I'll tell that story in next post

>>937384520

>>937385141
party almost blowjob

>me 18 - sister 20
>my friend's graduation party
>we're at a shitty hotel
>friend has like 3 bottles of shitty vodka and case of smirnoff
>we're all drinking
>sister calls me, bf just dumped her
>I tell her to come party with us
>few hours pass
>3 guys head down to the mexican restaurant to get churros or something
>just me, my sister, and one friend (female) left
>friend gets a phone call and walks outside to talk
>sister and I lying on bed, sibling cuddling
>talking about relationship shit
>subject changes to me being a virgin and not even having had a blowjob
>she says she'll pop my cherry
>she goes and gets a drink (dry mouth)
>I take my pants off and get under the covers
>she comes back into the room and starts taking off her shirt
>friend on the phone comes back into the room
>sister pulls shirt back down
>more drama
>sister goes off with girl to comfort her
>friends come back with churros
>ask why my pants are on the floor
>act drunk and confused

went off to college after that, she got in a relationship, had a kid, we never talk about it

meanwhile, I've only had 2 blowjobs in my life and I paid for one of them (now 28)

>>937385141
>>937385381
both of these are crocks of shit

>>937385602
k, whatever helps you sleep at night

>>937385602
So you're saying that anon has had more than 2 blowjobs or that he only paid for one?

>>937385718
I've only paid for sex twice, once was a blowjob that I didn't get to completion and instead had to jerk off in front of the hooker, and the 2nd was a massage that turned into sex (penis in vagina), which I didn't expect going into it but probably should've

>>937385381
I'm pretty sure you were just drunk and imagined all of that if any of it even happened to begin with. More likely, you jerked yourself off in your room while cool kids were having a graduation party you weren't invited to.

>>937386007
hear stumbling and giggling in siss roomwtf did she sneak i in

>>937368475
That's hot

>>937388171
It was.

why /b/ so incestuous lately?

>>937388247
Was that the last time your wife dyked out?

>>937388429
incest is permitted per the bible. Lot took his 2 daughters to a cave outside of Sodom and impregnated them

>>937388802
No, that is an untruthful and polluted way to interpret the story of Lot. Are you Jewish?

Much like Eve, caught in her sin, sought her husband to direct fault to, so does Lot's daughters, thinking their world has ended, sought their father in the profane hopes of living their life in the old world.

>>937388989
uh no
they got dad preg so they could have his kids
and they did
and the kids founded 2 important tribes, rewarding the act

>>937362649
>>937362758
>>937384036
Yea. "Oh, the volume is unrealistic"
Another way of looking at it is, what about the volume of people CONSUMING it? Even if you assume that 90% of whats written out there is fake, there's at least 10x, probably more like 100x, more people consuming it and liking. Tens of millions of people. That's kind of evidence in itself.
With its shitty acting and purposefully offputting caveats("step"), Incest porn is top 5 fetishes in popularity across multiple media types. Probably top 3 if we're considering Literotica and Manga.
You talk about those two larpers, but I've been reading incest fiction(or otherwise) in my mother tongue (not English) since the early 2000's. There was no Reddit but it was probably the 2nd most popular category on the main literotica websites from my country.

>>937389024
You view earthly benefit as holiness. Are you Jewish?

No, there were no important tribes from Lot, please provide references for said statement. What the bible states is that the Moabites and other pagans came from that incestuous breeding.

>>937389191
If you ever looked for it, you'll be familiar with the HUGE amounts of REAL bestiality porn out there. Which is something that does not require any "proof", and is on average much "weirder" and offputting to the average person (at least publicly) than Incest. Even being illegal on some jurisdictions. Despite all that, you have TONS of it.

And that's the small minority that did it multiple times, that liked it enough and was low-inhibition enough to record themselves, and send/upload it to someone, and that were attractive enough for other people to bother saving/sharing it.
When the exact same situation happens w/ Incest, the majority of people will not realize, because to them it'll seem like any other amateur couple, or at most one with an age gap. Not to mention the legality and repercussions for Incest being stricter in most places.
I personally have found a few videos which had no indication in their title or anything, that I'm pretty sure were Father/Daughter incest, based on their physiognomy alone. I'm good at this sort of stuff.

Do you really think people are on average more open to stinky animals than to another, related human? Hot and fit people also have families, and I wouldn't be surprised that their dynamics are slightly different because of it.

>>937388989
>>937389213
Lol check out this guy telling everyone what the bible *ackchyually* means

>>937356412 (OP)
>spent a summer at a lake house with the family when i was 9
>only 2 beds so had to share bed with 13year old brother
>would wake up in the middle of the night to him playing with his dick against my ass cheek
>too afraid to say anything
>goes on for days
>wake up one night and my panties are pulled down and his dick is now hotdogging my ass cheeks
>actually kinda feels good
>runs out of clean clothes because mom did laundry late, and all the clean clothes are hanging to dry
>go to bed naked
>wake up to brothers dick poking out between my legs
>watch as the tip pookes out and goes back in
>end up letting out a little moan
>brother asks me if im ok
>say yes
>he picks up the pace and fully fucks my thighs
>cums all over my legs and pussy lips.
>next night we talk about things and we both agree to sleep naked from now on and see where things go.

it went pretty far.

>>937388740
That’s the last dyke I know she was with if that’s what you’re asking.

>>937388802
Based daughters.

>be 13
>share the bed with my grandma when in spent summers in her trailer
>i jerk off quietly next to her while she sleeps
>this leads to me humping her and touching her under her nightgown
>one night i slowly hike her gown up and stick it in her pussy
>she moans a bit as it goes in
>accidental grandma creampie

>>937389629
So this is way i dislike jews. It doesn't have to be this way but you keep doing it to a fault. You always deviate from the argument. You don't have the intellectual strength to promote your ideas because: 1. you know it is unbiblical and 2. because it exposes jeduism as a hierarchal eugenic system that the vast amount of humanity doesn't agree with.

When you disagree you type-cast and character-assassin because you believe that the ignorant masses will fall for it.

By nature, you are a coward.

>>937390049
That's nice. What are you doing hanging out in an incest thread?

>>937390348
Because I have unresolved issues with an adopted sister. Are you Jewish? You seem weak.

>>937390508
Cool. Is it hard to type out those bible lessons while you jack off?

>>937388429
Nature is healing.

>>937388802
>>937388989
The Joos want to keep incest all for themselves, in order to gain power. That's why they're extremely inbred while pushing interracial (the literal opposite of incest) to the goyim.
You have 8K Blacked with women fucking monkeys all over the internet but we can't get a half-decent incest video w/o relatives of different skin tones and mentioning "Step" garbage every 6 seconds. Can't have a mere caption subreddit w/o it getting quarantined to hell.

Both Incest and Teenage marriage were historically common and based, but have now became the apex of tabooness and evil, while actual degeneracy like homosexuality, female promiscuity, and mingling with negros is normalized.

Got fucked by my dad when I went to live with him because my mother was an alcoholic.

>>937391145
Shit larp

>>937391145
Ever sit on his face?

>>937391489
Well yeah, I did actually

Had consensual sex with my (a lot) older brother. Parents never found out

>>937391735
Shit larp

>>937391530
Who enjoyed it more -- you or Dad?

>>937391783
Idk. Probably him although I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my fair share of orgasms

Larpers don't even try. comprehend what I just saw
>"ok listen anon, we've been doing this for a while now, and we told each other that if anyone would catch us, we would stop, but since it's you, we're wondering if.. maybe you want to join us?"
Reads like some low-effort filler episode shit. Maybe run your shitty fiction through an AI next time and ask it to sound credible/engaging. Fucking loser :')

>>937391855
Tell us a story about one of the times he gave you oral -- first time, best time, etc, whatever.

>>937392064
First time was pretty awkward because i was extremely self conscious about his face being between my legs. It was a,so the first time I'd seen his erect dick so I was preoccupied with watching that bobbing about. He went down on me for about 15 minutes and apart from the embarrassment it felt good. He finished himself off on my tummy

>>937392174
How would he let you know when he wanted to have sex?

>>937392300
He would usually just become obviously tactile. But it was often either after school, or first thing in the morning. He'd sometimes text me as well

>>937392357
Did he fuck you in your school uniform?

>>937392433
Yeah. Seemed to be a part of the appeal for him I think

>>937392357
Did you ever initiate sex with him?

Me and my older female cousin would play this game where we'd essentially lock our thighs together, and basically bump eachothers genitals, as a form of "Wrestling" I think we both realized we were getting eachother off but we never treated it that way, but we made sure to only do it where no one would see. I'm pretty sure she had an orgasm once or twice when we were doing it, she had a moment where she squeezed her legs together, and really pushed her pussy hard against my knee, and grunted, and twtiched.

>>937392514
Same.

>>937392553
Yeah, the longer I go on it seems that everyone found ways to explore with similar aged cousins growing up.

>>937392505
We didn't always sleep in the same bed but sometimes after watching tv I would fall asleep in his bed. He always slept naked and in the morning I would sometimes initiate if he had morning wood and would wake him up by giving him a slow tug or I would start sucking him

>>937392617
How old were you when you stopped having sex with him?
And why'd it stop?

>>937392648
15 when it stopped because I went back to live with my mother

>>937362879
There are like 1.5-2 billion people who speak english in the world, 5 percent of that is 100 million people. Not to mention, newer generations are pretty much all addicted to porn, and constantly watch "Pseudoincest" porn step-bro, step-sis, stepmom, it's one if not the most popular genre. Especially considering global lockdowns resulting in proximity attraction due to isolation, the number maybe even greater.

>>937392688
Did you fuck a lot of guys in high school?

>>937392764
Not to mention that cousin marriage is outright legal, in New York, New Jersey, Florida, California, and 14 other states. I mention those states in particular because it is outright completely legal in those states not legal by technicality, and they have the biggest population centers and concentrations in the US.

>>937392789
A fair few. I developed early so guys were around trying it on a lot of the time

>>937392843
What's your relationship with your dad like now?

>>937392886
OK, platonic. We don't see each other that often

>>937392918
What's your favorite sexual experience with him?

>Be me, 21
>Cousin 20, in college
>No liscense
>her dad pays to drive her to college
>Commuity College, 40 ish minutes away
>Start stopping by my place with her
>Sometimes she comes over
>We don't live far from eachother
>Grow really close
>We end up feeling things for eachother
>There wasn't much lead up
>We just sort of started fucking
>Went on for three years
>Would leave family gatherings to go swim in her pool
>At her house for hours alone with her
>No one suspected a thing
>End up getting a job a long way away
>We stop seeing eachother,
>Visit her, things are awkward, and she doesn't really talk to me
>She ends up getting married,
>Has a kid almost immediately after marriage
>Good while it lasted
>One of the hottest chicks I've ever been with
>Petite, brunette, big perky tits, cute face like Anna Kendrick
>Voracious sexual appetite
>Fuck Man

>>937390007
I haven't heard of a single case where grandmas rejected the advances. Even mine is a little bit weird even if innocuous.

>>937388802
A story being told doesnt automatically mean its permitted. There are also a bunch of stories of child sacrifice too, but you're a moshe so you probably did interpret that as permissible.

>>937393177
The bible directly forbids sex with mother, father, father's wife, sister, daughter of father (So even step-sibling is out) Aunt, but I do no think it specifies cousins as forbidden.

>>937358650
What about Columnfag?

My old is showing…

>>937393255
>but I do no think it specifies cousins as forbidden.
It does, you're confusing bible with the quran.

>>937393290
According to Leviticus 18:6-18, a man is forbidden to marry the following people:

Daughter.
Stepchildren.
Aunt.
Sister or half-sister.
Stepsisters.
Daughter-in-law.
Granddaughter.
Step-granddaughter.

Cousins are not on that list, maybe read your bible poser.

>>937393324
>dont fuck your stepsister
>fuck your cousin
Yeah that adds up perfectly

>>937393383
Hey man, I didn't write it

>>937393324
>>937393415
You didn't even read the very first verse.
Lev. 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the Lord.

Given the context (even non blood relatives being off limits), first cousins obviously fall under that category. I have a hot blondie cousin too but better luck in next life my guy.

>>937393512
That is an assumption on your part, it specifies who counts as forbidden, but directly does not mention cousins, so it must be permitted.
If the verse ended at you shall not approach any that is near of kin, but then doesn't have anyting following that then you would have a point as it would be open to interpretation, but because the details were specific.
And this is leviticus, where exact numeric mesurments for altars, and subtitue sacrifices for poorer people are specificied. If cousins were forbidden, then it would have been expressly mentioned, as daughter of your father's sister.

>>937393601
Sounds encouraging, but the very guys that compiled the bible don't think so and it seems they were right, since cousin marriage produces places like pakistan, caucasus, and beautiful people of england. But now i feel 1% less bad about having my cousin in my crosshairs, thanks.

>>937393842
Cousin reproduction only results in significant mutation after multigenerational interbreeding, having sex witn your cousin is fine so long as it doesn't happen continuously. Also, generally speaking the ugly a person is the more inherent genetic flaws they have, so if you and your cousin are both on the upper end of attractive, then it means you likely won't have any adverse effects.

>>937393988
This literally applies to any category not just cousins. First generation of even sibling and parent-child fucking rarely has adverse effects, but i dont think you'd advocate for those.

>>937365050
Did you start to spy on them?
Could you watch through a crack/keyhole in the door?
Could you hear them clearly or was it mumbled?

Tell me more!!!

>>937391145
Who initiated between you and your dad? I teased mine until he broke down.

>>937395644
Not that Anon, but my very similar experience was 100% initiated by my dad.
the man did his best to be romantic from the moment i walked in the door.

>>937395932
Mine was the same way. From the day we started until today he tried (and was) the most caring and generous man I’ve ever been with.

>>937396002
Mine was absolutely in the "tried his best" class of guys.
it worked on me, but he really showed me why mom never considered him very romantic.

>>937396071
What do you mean he wasn’t romantic with your mom?

My mom left us when I was young so I was his only for many years.

>>937396151
So my parents split for very mild reasons, and my mom always said one of his flaws is that he was boring and not very romantic.

I went to live with my dad because my mom had to start working a real shit shift, so it was much easier for me just to move in with dad and spend some weekends with my mom.

now he tried his best to be romantic, really laying it on thick, but we are talking plastic flowers, take-out on nice plates, kinda stuff.

he was very loving and sweet and it worked well on me.

Idk if it counts as incest. I see incest only as sex with siblings, uncles or aunts or anything directly up or down the family tree. I've been in a relationship with my first cousin for 3 years now and I can't say it's any different than my previous relationship. Where I'm from, cousin marriage is not *normal* but it is legal. It's looked down upon by some, but nobody really makes a big commotion about it anyway. I think it's only controversial if there's:
> 1. A big age/power imbalance
> 2. Huge overlap of DNA with intent to breed
> 3. A potential rift in family relations
Reason number 3 depends a lot on how the family dynamic works.

At the end of the day, it doesn't make the pussy tighter. It doesn't change their personality either. You don't unlock any superpowers. You might however ruin a family dynamic or get a retarded spawn if you're closely related. You either really go for that person because you truly love them or you just keep it in fantasy land. I wouldn't recommend chasing incest purely for the kink of it. It might cost you more than you've bargained for. I know that this relationship is working out fine, but if I doubted for merely a second, I wouldn't have done this. Because if we fuck this relationship up, it could mess with how my mom and my uncle see eachother. We are aware of the rift we could cause in the family. We are also aware of the chances of birth defects (we have been trying for a baby for the last 3 months), but if the internet is to be believed, that's a 2-3% chance as opposed to the 1-2% for regular couples. We'll take those odds. We're going for maximum 2 kids before we both get the snip. We're not gonna start a baby mill and roll the dice until we hit a Nat-1.

>>937396340
Ahh ok. That makes sense. Mine went above and beyond for me. But he wasn’t dating anyone else and neither of us let he other want for anything.

>>937396404
lol mine stayed loyal to me too.
I have wondered how I would feel if I had to share him.

kinda fucked up to think about all the bad stories and then we sit here gushing over our dads :P

>>937396483
Right? I feel so lucky to have what I have.

>>937396625
you two are still a thing?

>>937396671
Yes, we stopped for a while when he married my stepmom but we started again last Thanksgiving time. You?

>>937394082
this is true, particularly in prize cattle breeding. Mother/son, father/daughter pairing is normal, although they don't let it happen continuously, but it is selected to happen a number of times in the line to get to where they want genetically. It's all tracked for premium animals, you can look this up - you'll see the M/d F/d cross occasionally. B/s is more common, and when you get into cousin, well that's usually all they do other than bringing in an outside line to change something.

it's like the other anon says, if you start with good genes, you'll generally have good outcomes.. if you start with goblinas and mutts you end up with Arkansas genetic horrors pretty soon.

>>937395932
>>937396002
One of you is the girl who started flashing her dad I feel. this is why tripcodes would be handy, but I guess then again it would expose most of \b as being a small group of regulars and a ton of bots.

>>937396379
> I've been in a relationship with my first cousin for 3 years now
you seem quite aware of the issue, so why did you choose to get intimate with your cousin? lack of other options, or was the attracting that great to override all your other concerns?

>>937389652
>Pretty far
Like across the country?

>>937396379
>Idk if it counts as incest. I see incest only as sex with siblings, uncles or aunts or anything directly up or down the family tree
Same. I don't get why people make so much fuss about cousins being together.
I envy you. I love my cousin but she didn't love me back and it caused a rift in the family because she (and her parents) also think a relationship between cousins is not normal.

>>937392810
You expect an autistic child to understand logic that differs from their cognitive construct?

test

>>937358650
what ended up being the consensus on siscon-chan? i remember liking his tale even though he was a massive faggot. his stories had SOVL and werent just constant sex. wonder if his kids ever found out that their parents were siblings lol.

>>937392592
Not me

>>937399580
My cousin stole her moms sexy lace lingerie to wear for me.

Uncle told me he wanted to fuck my 16 year old sister

>>937356412 (OP)
>be me
>be 17
>be decades ago
>weekends out on the lake
>singapore sessions in full effect
>we land in the field
>nobody really knew
>our cabin is nice but still "the pleb" compared to our extended
>just barely considered family by them
>prepare for eternity of hazing
>turns out they are polite
>lazy day swimming
>backstroke
>butterfly
>backstroke
>breast stroke
>go under
>hold breath
>keep holding
>hold
>lungs to burst
>erupt from the water
>gasp for air
>hair slick back
>open eyes
>look at hilltop
>there she stand stalking back and forth
>short hair
>tight leggings
>think that cant be her
>her parents bring her down
>almost forgot about her
>so cute now at 11
>cant believe her chest now!
>comes to swim with me
>socialize and they need to unpack so watch her
>she strips down
>wearing bikini underneath clothes
>top too big and hard shape
>afraid to go under so stands in hip deep water
>huge gap between cup and tiny breast
>diamonds underwater
>try not to stare
>is she unaware or savvy?
>find out later and im shocked by the knowledge

>>937397036
No only lasted 3 years for us. but it was 3 years it truly felt like we were a true couple.

>>937398190
Well its not me (i'm >>937395932 )

>>937398245
Well, the thing is that ever since childhood we've always gotten along. We're both very diplomatic, as in, we really know how to talk things through in order to even avoid most arguments. And we'd likely separate amicably before the arguments would become explosive. We like to plan ahead before incompatibilities arise. If your family member is "chill like that", it can be quite the relief. Virtually the only thing that could make this go sour would be something abrupt and disgusting like cheating. But I don't see either of us ever coming close to that. My last relationship was an explosive one - girl wasn't really right in her head. I already used to have feelings for my cousin before her, but she proved to me that I needed a calm spirited woman. And I had one in my life who had been one of my best buddies for life. It's also the reason why I dared to ask her out, because I *knew* she wouldn't freak out at the question even if she would've been completely against it. That's also a thing I forgot to say: never EVER ask a family member out UNLESS you're sure they and your family would be on board with it. Nothing sucks more than being known as Mr. Incest and being shunned by your cousins - even the ones that you're not attracted to. But like I said, I knew it'd turn out okay.
>>937398436
In your case it'd be very tricky. Unless the both of you explicitly feel like you're "the one" for each other, don't get yourself involved in that mess. You shouldn't live or date just for your and your partner's sake, but many relationships fail when the parents put pressure on them. Even moreso when it's an "incestuous" one.

>>937400167
Based uncle
>>937399580
Me neither, my cousins are all aspies and dudes.

>>937400243
Literally what the fuck is this waste of a pasta post. Can you at least make it make sense to someone on this planet. This literary Picasso shit isn't working

>>937401317
>Well, the thing is that ever since childhood we've always gotten along.
so would you say, the similar genetics and general behavior of the cousin led to a mate that is more compatible with you than say an outgroup like a random female with different genetics and most likely a very different bahaviour from that? I mean, I have lots of cousins, and it's quite obvious how much alike we all are, and how well we all get along when we have similar upbringings. The few cousins who are "different" are that way because their dad/mom were different than our aunts, and they came out different. Hard to say if it's genes or nature that creates that distance, probably always a bit of both.

I guess what I'm saying is that without the social taboo, we'd all be with cousins or family members because it's so much more comfortable in most cases..

>>937399856

Eh.

>>937401358

One a guy and an aspie, and the other is married and kinda too unreliable fir my liking, even if she did have killer tits and a juicy ass... but that boat sailed long ago.

>>937401391
Am sorry... the English isn't. :-(

>>937393324
You know there's like 3 verses that contradict that shit. FFS, moses, lot fucked their daughters and abraham fucked his half sister and god gave them blessings. They were all examples of holy men, blessed, and righteous.

Like seriously you can't use the bible to say anything is moral because 95% of the bible contradicts itself.

>>937401919
Yep. On average you will likely live in the same area and have similar values passed down, as well as natural genetic factors. We look alike enough to be attracted to similar features (e.g. eye and hair colour), but not that similar that it's like "Definitely related! Red alert!". There are still plenty of differences both in looks and behaviour, but the similarities are definitely more likely to be bigger between related people. Exceptions exist, but that's the rule.

>>937404071
So the real question is: are we wired for incest, and somehow for somereason a strong societal taboo had to be created and handed down to stop this natural urge?

We know elites practices incest, was it something they initiated to stop the plebs from doing the same? Did pleb incest keep going down the drain too quickly (probably, since you're often starting with poor stock)

How organic is this whole porn-incest drive? I know (((they))) love to subvert, but is it a natural urge from the population that they are just monetizing - (((they))) don't care if they fuck other plans, as long as they get their money.

>>937404268
>elites not of poor stock
>the elites: picrel

>>937404268
Ancient Egyptian plebs married their siblings to keep what little property they had in the family.

>>937404727
didn't know that. It is one advantage of incest. If it's ancient Egypt, it's not related to the current inhabitants of Egypt today.. anything remaining on this that I can read up on, or any vaild historical commentary over the years?

>>937404268
I don't know, but we cant be wired against it. Too many people, myself included, have/had strong attractions to family. I still find my sis and my aunt attractive to this day

>>937404870
The Story of Civilization Vol 1: Our Oriental Heritage by Will Durant. The chapter on Egypt. It's from the 1930s but I don't think our understanding of ancient Egypt's poorest masses has changed much in the last 90 years.
It

>>937404268
I think that over the millions of years that humans have mated, we found out that extremely close relations lead to lots of defects. We're also biologically hard-wired for reproduction. Not just any reproduction, but also to deliver quality offspring. Through experience we have learned that the best results come from similar people, but not too similar because it otherwise fucks up the genes. Siblings just outright have a 25% chance of getting a vegetable and 50% chance of getting small deformities. First cousins are relatively okay, but if we get kids they should NOT marry their cousins, because then the chances are getting tricky. You'll get Pakistani levels of congenital diseases. Always best to keep one generation between it. But second and third cousins? My parents themselves are 4ths. They didn't even know until I found that out lol. You can have distant cousins multiple generations in a row and nothing special would happen.
>>937404727
>>937404870
Picrel: ptolemaic family tree ultra kek.
>>937404999
I think that ultimately we are wired to finding balance. But as always, the existence of a norm doesn't include wild, or even many, outliers. There are people who want to bang their own mom and on the other hand there are some that chase after filipino femboys or drown in jungle fever.

>>937405280
doesn't exclude*

Yeah and they sterminated some lost Indian tribe. Sometimes the brown sweaters win. Sometimes they don’t.

>>937404870
Hilariously, google actually will block results if you search for "ptolemaic egypt incest among egyptian plebeians". You have go to to yandex and search to get to these sorts of links
https://www.jstor.org/stable/2089618

>>937356412 (OP)
Probably the biggest larp I've ever seen

>>937405577
Hear stumbling and giggling in sis's room wtf

>>937405483
see, that's the type of suppression of knowledge that makes me suspicious. If this isn't being suppressed at some level, why does google censor it? Someone made the choice to include that into the filters.

what ancients did thousands of years ago shouldn't be caught in any modern anti-hate, diversity/etc filters.. unless it's all by design to keep us from knowing the truth.

>>937405650
Google censors a lot more than you know.

>>937396071
How was the sex with him?

>>937405483
>>937405650
It's not being suppressed you fucking schizos. Just remove the word "plebeians" and you'll get all the results you want. Nobody uses that word.

>>937407369
Yes, and you get nothing but results saying "it was royals only, and not commoners" but when you look at the research paper in >>937405483
it says the opposite

>>937407420

They both did it. Royals did it to keep the bloodline "pure" abs limited familues meant your choices were also limited. The poor did it because (for dads molesting daughters) they knew nobody would do a damn thing about it.

>>937407420
https://www google com/search?q=ptolemaic+egypt+incest+among+egyptian+commoners
Schizo

>>937407569
Not one link on the front page says "yes it was common". Every link is NO NO GOYIM IT WAS ONLY THE ROYALS AND THERES NO EVIDENCE IT WAS COMMONERS TOO and we know damn well that there IS evidence of it, per the research paper.

>>937407656
From the same goddamned link I spoonfed you.
It's not Google's job to support some conclusion in a random esoteric scholarly publication you just happened to find.
Schizo.

>>937408012
Are you illiterate?

The AI is saying it was only the royals in your pic, and you think "whelp, there's the truth"?

>>937408012
>ai overview

>>937408088
The word "only" doesn't appear once in the screenshot I spoonfed you, schizo.

>>937358247
>+5 to larp for massive cums
>2025
>not am cums big
Shame anon.

>>937398190
Maybe me. I wasn’t flashing him but I did wear very little around him and let him catch glimpses of me.

>>937400586
When we were in our first four years, it felt like we were a couple too. Especially when we went on trips or vacations.

>>937408334
>t. Illiterate retard
Confirmed

>>937408195
What does limited mean to you?

>>937408443
Guess I'm the retard too, since this was meant for >>937408195

>>937408512
Son, this is /b/. We're all retards.

>>937358247
-20 if it's gay incest because fags being nonces is always more believable.

>>937404727
>Ancient Egyptian plebs married their siblings

100% wrong. Throughout human history the only people allowed to do incest has always been royalty. And it was always brother/sister, uncle/niece, aunt/nephew.

Silbing marriage incest was forbidden across all cultures amongst the commoners. And incest between father/daughter and mother/son was unheard. Literally no culture on Earth allowed that.

Less talk, more cest pic postings. I want to CUM!!

>>937410047

To add, the main "royal incest" cultures that have been documented was
>Egypt (brother/sister)
>Japan (uncle/niece)
>Hawaii (brother/sister)
Cousin marriages isn't really considered incest. There are some European royalty that allowed uncle/niece and aunt/nephew.

>>937410047
So Will Durant was full of shit then.