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Anonymous No.937356812 >>937356814 >>937356815 >>937356819 >>937356822 >>937356831 >>937356833 >>937356845 >>937356852 >>937356862 >>937357014
>2025
>still no Labubu video game
Anonymous No.937356813
I bet there's some monkey hard at work on making one as cheaply as possible.
Anonymous No.937356814
>>937356812 (OP)
Switch got one now anon.
Check the AI slop section on the eshop.
Anonymous No.937356815
>>937356812 (OP)
These are disgusting, smart marketing can make people want anything
Anonymous No.937356816
>funkos
:/
>funkos zoomtard
:O
Anonymous No.937356817
>the whole world got tricked into buying chink mind control devices
Sad that this is how we're going to lose
Anonymous No.937356818
Do NOT pursue Labubu
Anonymous No.937356819 >>937356824
>>937356812 (OP)
WTF is this shit
Anonymous No.937356820 >>937356821 >>937356823 >>937356825 >>937356827 >>937356832 >>937356840 >>937356854
I still don't know what the fuck these things are.
Anonymous No.937356821
>>937356820
Modern day beanie babies, now with gacha
Anonymous No.937356822
>>937356812 (OP)
why are these even popular they look ugly and not cute
Anonymous No.937356823
>>937356820
Gunpla for art hoes and astrology bitches
Anonymous No.937356824
>>937356819
deadass? demon
Anonymous No.937356825 >>937356826
>>937356820
Amiibo for retards
Anonymous No.937356826 >>937356829
>>937356825
So Amiibo?
Anonymous No.937356827
>>937356820
overpriced designer toys for girls

don't have one? you're uncool and cringe, get ready to have your head in a swirly nerd bitch
Anonymous No.937356828 >>937359017
those things remind me of pic related
Anonymous No.937356829 >>937356839
>>937356826
Ok snoy
Anonymous No.937356830
Less stupid than those fucking bears that were all the rage a few years back
Anonymous No.937356831
>>937356812 (OP)
Labubus are fucking foul.

Dimoos should get a game.
Anonymous No.937356832 >>937356834
>>937356820
blind box toys have been a thing for a while now, even more if you remember vending machines
this one somehow really broke out toy collectors space and got really popular with kids and youtubers
Anonymous No.937356833
>>937356812 (OP)
will I get an asian gf i f I carry one with me all the time
Anonymous No.937356834 >>937356836
>>937356832
>somehow
Kpop idols promote them. That's kinda the meta in marketing now.
Anonymous No.937356835
>Buying something because your fave celeb idol has.
Same as it ever was...
Anonymous No.937356836 >>937356838
>>937356834
Aren't you bored of getting banned for bringing up kpop in every off topic thread?
Anonymous No.937356837
>Ehhh, Squishmallow? Never heard of 'em. You should take me home instead!
How do you respond without sounding mad
Anonymous No.937356838
>>937356836
You're in the Labubu thread on /v/. Also you got the wrong poster, racist.
Anonymous No.937356839
>>937356829
okay eric
Anonymous No.937356840
>>937356820
Chink forced beanie babies for gen z
Anonymous No.937356841 >>937356844
It's just a fad toy, this has been a thing since the 80s. It'll pass and something new will pop up. It's not the 'le decline of society' you think it is.
Anonymous No.937356842
>labubus
Tired
>Jellycats
Wired
Anonymous No.937356843 >>937356851
I think they stole Nugget's design!!
Anonymous No.937356844 >>937356846 >>937356859 >>937356865
>>937356841
It's the implication that's disturbing. This one Chinese toy comes out of nowhere and nets the Chinese company a 40 billion shekels market cap overnight (in comparison Hasbro is 10 billion). All that in the middle of a trade war and under brutal propaganda against China. Yet they just waltzed in and effortlessly sold their branded toys to American zoomers and brainwashed them into having literal brawls in shopping malls over them.

Having your de facto enemies suddenly setting up trends is not something you want to see if you're a neoliberal corporate amerijewish person. Imagine if they get serious with their soft power. It's scary.
Anonymous No.937356845 >>937356847
>>937356812 (OP)
Are lububus rabbits? I might buy one when the fomo wears off
Anonymous No.937356846 >>937356848 >>937356853
>>937356844
It's still a fad. Hasbro's market cap is so low because they're in a steady decline of quality and raising prices. They're kept afloat by Transformers and Magic autists I imagine. You sound like an actual 1940s boomer who's worried about Pokemon leading to a Japponeese revolution.
Anonymous No.937356847 >>937356850
>>937356845
careful now
don't want to accidentally buy a lafufu and get laughed at now do you
Anonymous No.937356848 >>937356849
>>937356846
The only reason you're not speaking Japanese right now is because the Plaza Accords were more devastating than the two nukes combined.

Problem is, nobody can pull Plaza Accord on China. They don't have American military bases on their soil.
Anonymous No.937356849
>>937356848
>The only reason you're not speaking Japanese right now is because the Plaza Accords were more devastating than the two nukes combined
Anonymous No.937356850
>>937356847
.......no.......
Anonymous No.937356851
>>937356843
how do you walk in a suit like this
Anonymous No.937356852 >>937356856 >>937356860
>>937356812 (OP)
The whole appeal of plushies is that they're cute and huggable.
These actual demons are neither of those.
Anonymous No.937356853 >>937356857
>>937356846
imagine turning into a nationalist for companies that hate you because east asians are making better products
Anonymous No.937356854
>>937356820
I watched the tamers12345 episode "Trixie gets fired" and it gave a pretty good idea of what these are
Anonymous No.937356855
Labubu games are on roblox
Anonymous No.937356856 >>937356858
>>937356852
they're like the where the wild things are
they look like monsters but they're actually friendly
people like cuteness with a little edge
Anonymous No.937356857
>>937356853
We have to fight the CCP. Imagine if they were to conquer us and outlaw pride parades. I will not stand for their commie ways.
Anonymous No.937356858 >>937356864
>>937356856
Labubu is a girl
Anonymous No.937356859
>>937356844
Literally chinpokomon.
Anonymous No.937356860 >>937356861 >>937356863
>>937356852
Anonymous No.937356861
>>937356860
Russia is just one big retarded Alabama with snow.
Anonymous No.937356862
>>937356812 (OP)
More like Lapoopoo
Anonymous No.937356863
>>937356860
>saviors of the white race according to /v/ are afraid of a retard bunny
Anonymous No.937356864
>>937356858
okay?
Anonymous No.937356865
>>937356844
All that ever sells are the Labubu/Zimomo and Skullpanda dolls. Everything else is a shelf-warmer in comparison, even when Molly gets a collab figure every week or so.
Anonymous No.937356901
>>715966716
>out of nowhere
Popmart was founded in 2010, and Labubus have been around since 2019. It only just recently got rabidly popular.
> Yet they just waltzed in and effortlessly sold their branded toys to American zoomers
I think American celebrity endorsements had a lot of to do with that.
Anonymous No.937357014 >>937358922
>>937356812 (OP)
The fuck is a Labubu?
Anonymous No.937358922 >>937359755
>>937357014
>he doesn't know what a Labubu is
>he doesn't own Labubus
Oh no no no no...
Anonymous No.937359017
>>937356828
Based Maromi
Anonymous No.937359755 >>937359903
>>937358922
Fomo doesn't work on me.
Anonymous No.937359903 >>937359955
>>937359755
BUY
*clap*
A
*clap*
HECKIN'
*clap*
LABUBU
*clap*
Anonymous No.937359955 >>937360058
>>937359903
Anonymous No.937360058 >>937360096
>>937359955
Just do it and become trendy, this is the new normal.
Just buy Labubus lol
Anonymous No.937360096 >>937360122
>>937360058
Anonymous No.937360122 >>937360206
>>937360096
YOU CANNOT DO THAT!!
BUY A FUCKING LABU-
Anonymous No.937360206 >>937360368
>>937360122
Anonymous No.937360368 >>937360414
>>937360206
You vill buy ze Labubu und you vill be happy.
Anonymous No.937360414
>>937360368