Thread 937370498

What do you do in this situation, legitimately?

>>937370498 (OP)
Well it's a lotus exige so 4 of you could pick it up.... Just saying.

>>937370498 (OP)
Call the cops, take pictures

>>937370498 (OP)
Say to myself "wow, what a dick" then go on about my business.

>>937370654
based concerned and responsible citizen

>>937370498 (OP)
I shit in toilets today.

>>937372244
Well done anon, did it ALL go in the toilet?

get someone else to help me box him in to show him he is nowhere safe

>>937370654
>>937371481
i don't like your brand of fascism.

>>937372343
Yes and I fuck friends mom's ass after she showed me her tits. My friends molested a plastic bag and then my friends ticklmk4twe plant's ass.

>>937370498 (OP)
Find laxitives. Take them. ALL OF THEM Smash the window.
Coat the inside with so much scat. When the owner comes out. Spray them with scat. Use your ass powered mega blaster to shit on everyone and everything. Make it worse than a septic tank explosion.

Use the owners face to wipe your ass clean.

Someone will call the cops.

It will make the news.

The owner will forever be known as an asshole who is a shitface.

>>937372441
>calling the cops to report a crime is fascism
Ok liberal

>>937372452
schizo faggot

>>937370498 (OP)
probably just a luigi on the bottom left windshield where the driver will definitely see it (that's how you spell it right, that or a wario)

>>937370498 (OP)
Laugh, really hard.

He’s doing it to troll everyone and it’s working. It’s so obnoxiously stupid it’s funny

If anything troll him back

>>937373120
I dance with ghosts of the famous 1980's tv show the three stooges while cat plays the bongo's with chinaman's ass. After that we play nintendo and sega and then listen to Lionel Richie music until 12:00 am.

>>937373104
cops themselves represent fascism. we let weaklings thrive because we dropped survival of the fittest for fascism in the name of society. i spit on you your family and everything you represent, you dumb animal.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>937370654
what's the crime?

>>937373668
retarded government puppies don't know the difference between crime and contravention. they just know pigs gud.

>>937373668
Parking in a handicapped spot obviously you fucking dumbass. Probably reckless driving/disorderly conduct/improper operation of a motor vehicle too

>>937373755
I could have fucked up eyesight, but it doesn't appear to be really parked in a handicap spot.
> Probably reckless driving/disorderly conduct/improper operation of a motor vehicle too
That generally only applies to public roads

I'd check if I parked correctly, notice the mistake and re-park my car.

>>937373827
told you it's retarded.

>>937373668
Enjoying a meal.

>>937370498 (OP)
How is he handicap? is he just a retard or does he have a legit reason and not just being a fatass or some bullshit disability they added many years

>>937373950
he's not handicapped you fucking retard, look at the fucking picture, he's parked over 2 handicap spots. Do you generally park diagonally in 2+ parking spots? No, because you only use fucking 1. Are you literally blind?

>>937373879
you play it off like a friend of his, because it is true

>>937370498 (OP)
Wait for him to come out and give him a stern talking to. There will be much finger waging.

Chain around axle. Truck in 4 wheel/low. Drag it down the road and leave it! Go back and wait for expression! Priceless! Make a new meme!

>>937370498 (OP)
i would not give a single fuck because i'm not a nosy faggot

i came to this parking lot for a drug deal and nothing else matters to me bitch

>>937370498 (OP)
make sure my wheel of weapons are loaded and equip my hand grenades

>>937370498 (OP)
am I the driver?

>>937375635
you're thinking of just cause 2. pretty sure the video game op posted is something different

So many niggers in this thread

>>937370498 (OP)
Probably nothing myself, might loudly make a passive aggressive comment if they were in earshot though.

Got a sibling with a handicapped tag though and I guarantee if I was with him we'd jam that shitty Impala into one of those handicapped spots inches from that shitbox and make it as unpleasant as possible for that fucker to get out.

>>937370498 (OP)
Probably just let the air out of his tires, only takes a second.

>>937370498 (OP)
Pop the tires with my Crocodile Dundee knife

>>937370498 (OP)
Take the valve stem cores out of his tires.

>>937370498 (OP)
>What do you do in this situation, legitimately?
nothing. i'm not a narc.

>>937370498 (OP)
nothing. this is staged and the faggot taking the photo got back in his car right after taking this.

>>937370654
of your tiny cock and balls? or the cage around it?