Celeb Thread - /Men like Beady do more than protect us, they provide for us/ edition.

straight gruntin my schmeat to jinny
- choli

allison if you are here i would like you to know im having pork chops tn :>

>>937374339
lovely <3

>>937374431
I was about to say that you were busy and I was gonna pass it along
:P

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

>>937374472
taking a little break 'cause i found some stuff in a drawer i know my brother would love and i'm sending him pics

>>937374431
:DD and carbonara pasta

- _ - Wish I had some 'chops...

>>937374553
how does that go together?
>>937374510
mhm, share those treasures <3

Chork Pops

>>937374616
i eat it

>>937374553
i went nuts buying pasta a while back, so i'm gonna have to eat a lot of it in the coming months

but it'll be fun to experiment with sauces and whatnot :D

i hope you enjoy <3

>>937374616
finding so much cool stuff! i need to look into some tasteful frames and display cases for some of this

Bump

I watched Megan 2.0 is was bretty good. I liked it but according to the reviews that may not be the case for everyone.

>>937374758
that sounds exciting
>pasta
if you need some recipes then let me know <3
>>937375052
kill yourself
just do it

>>937374700
I allow it
not that I could stop it anyways

>>937375052
I haven't read any reviews, if anything it was the worst thing to happen to a beloved character and a complete deconstruction of the status quo. And it still was amazing.

Reviews are always wrong. You don't watch movies for objective reasons, you watch it for mommy. The way she carries herself is integral to the plot dammit.

>>937375245
This anon DID NOT like the movie, this much is certain.

>>937375990
>You don't watch movies for objective reasons, you watch it for mommy.
Wh-whaaat... o.o

I mean y-yeah!
We do it for mommy!

milk time

>>937376135
Doesn't look like milk to me

>>937374596

She was great in Splice.

>>937375990
You are talking to an Anon who has been continuously ruining the threads for over a decade. I dont care about the movie.
>>937376095
Just kill yourself
>>937376135
Enjoy

>>937375245
gotta muster up some more motivation to keep this project going and finish up

>>937376079
>sigh
wife

>>937376326
I need to sleep. Make me sleeeeeep
As for your motivation: Just keep going, you are almost there.

Ceterum censeo:
And BD needs to kill himself.

>>937376196
i'm drinking milk idk what eunchy is drinking
>>937376322
will do!

also allison i fell asleep last night but i really have a ton of new otter pics for you.

>>937376397
i shall wish you happy, comfy sleep ᓚᘏᗢ

>>937376443
dat fuzzy lil chin <3

>>937376486
look at these new kotaros!!!

>>937376095
Always the way isn't it? And then you look back at the reviews and just laugh, genuinely, and think to yourself that you were among the few who could see the best in her and appreciate her everything, it's like she chose me.

>>937376322
Oh. I'll be careful then. It's not like we're talking, it's mostly me taking the opportunity to say things. Don't hold that against me okay?

eunchae is my personal piss drinker

>>937376648
please do not say such things about eunchy

>>937376639
Actually, you know what you're talking about albeit petty or nonsense to most Anons.

We watch movies because mommy is in. Cut and dry. Wham bam thank you m'am.
>But the movie is bad!
Don't care still watching it.
>But she's barely in it!
Don't care still watching it.

We care about only one thing: MOMMY

I don't even read the reviews until after I've watched the movie cause IDGAF I'm watching it no matter what.

Go ahead and downvote me.

>>937376713
she begs me for my urine

>>937376751
jesus christ shut up

>>937376782
nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

>>937376486
Good night <3
>>937376639
Don't worry. I don't mind who you talk to or not. I am not your boss. Enjoy your stay here and do whatever, lol <3

I am just telling BD to kill himself. I am not the only one.
>>937376751
Kill yourself.

His attempts at regular human conversation are actually more obnoxious than the spam
You can really see why he doesnt have friends IRL

>>937376751
This kind of thinking happens when you're a watcher. You know what I mean. You watch yourselves and others and you notice, you have to be a chooser, you have to be smart. But once in a while comes a certain someone, and she comes like storm and lightning, and sweeps you off and you just get it. It happens. If you know you know.

>>937376961
That's a great and humbling reality check, thank you. I gotta say if you hadn't choose to be wise, I'd have to do it for you in front of all those people. Glad it didn't come to that.

>>937377064
FORGOT PHOTOGRAPH

>>937377064
>>937377091
>But once in a while comes a certain someone, and she comes like storm and lightning, and sweeps you off and you just get it. It happens. If you know you know.
Legit gave me goosebumps.

HE'LL YEAH!

Speaking of, is that your mommy you're postin?
How rude of me not to ask sooner!

His name is Big Dishwasher. And he is a wish dot com looking version of Asmongold. He is harassing women and he is homeless.
He also thinks he is some big shot online, despite being ridiculed by everyone.
It is over for you BD. You will never find happiness. You will never make a real human connection. You will never have sex. Your life will stay like this.
Just end it.

watching more minji i can't be stopped!!!!

>>937377064
I don't care.

>>937377155
Well I can say yes to that but maybe she doesn't necessarily have to know it, but I feel it within myself that's what I'm talking about here.

>>937377224
I think you did. And that's good isn't it, to be responsible and not apathetic. Maybe you're just sleepy. No need to be rude or play the offended.

stopped watching minji and now i'm watching an anime

>>937377421
>but I feel it within myself that's what I'm talking about here.
dw dw your secret is safe with me. :x
:>

>>937377476
what aneem

>>937376561
that caption is like he's in a kurosawa movie lol

>>937377503
Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse
cheers

>>937377568
>kurosawa
i only recognize that name from that one barenaked ladies song i'm sure you know the song

new taylena

>>937377675
it's been two weeks since we got to see
cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry

wait, i may be thinking of the weird al version

this has been a difficult weekend for /cel/

throw it on the pile of difficult weekends we've had

>>937377779
Throw it on the pile of difficult weekends we've had.

>>937377496
My only secret is my identity, yet I don't need to share it with anyone because they suppose to know it de facto.

What's your secret?

>>937377877
he doesnt have secrets hes overshared every aspect of his miserable life here

>>937377765
when i was in highschool my friend used to know every single lyric to that barenaked ladies song. good times.

Many such cases

>>937377877
>My only secret is my identity
O-oh! Oh!
I didn't realize you were trying to keep that a secret...
I mean... with the way you talk and your filenames I thought you were trying to give away your identity lmao...

dw dw your secret identity is safe with me. ;}

>What's your secret?
I uhm... I like... breasts...
Lady... breasts...

God this is my first time saying this out loud, I don't know if what I'm feeling is liberating or vulnerability or both!

this sht mad dejj bruh

>>937377907
Maybe that's the secret in itself, to not have secrets.

>>937377997
I ssee you're goofing around. But! What about the filenames, those come with the picture, I've no control over that. So you see, you don't know me. And besides, I don't know that secret myself! There must be some one who will recognize me because he knew me all this time, and he will remind me of who I am. Because I've forgotten.

>>937377943
i only knew the weird al version :P
that's the case with many such songs come to think of it

they look so fuzzy and cozy <3

>>937378370
Bruh did MENSA school just get out for the day? This high IQ philosophy is waaay above my IQ grade.

I'm sittin at a solid 78 IQ.
And that's if I go by my highest score ever.

I'm guessing you're in the 290-310 IQ range.
Am I right?

>>937378433
i'll have to listen to the weird al version later i wasn't even aware he made a parody of that song.
and yeah, the video of them making their new bed is so cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wTs--oQtfo

There's no need for hostility.

>>937378758
Kek my bad, I didn't mean it in a hostile way, I was just bein silly. <3

HE FINNA GET PISSED

HE'S FRICKIN' PISSED OFF NOW

>>937378821

sex with men for women

I'm about to get P worded off if y'all keep cussin.

>>937378893
:3 My GF.

THE SEETHE IS RISING

>>937378902
The new (hetero) normal.

sex with maya higa

>>937378821
Okay. I understand that this conversation might have been a little one-sided. Maybe I'm just cranky because sleepy. I should go.

>>937379039
No worries no worries!
I'm sleepy too!

You go have a rest and get re-energized, we'll talk more next time when we're both feelin refreshed yeah? :}

>>937374472
Pedophile
>>937374498
>>937374596
>>937374616
>>937375245
>>937375413
Nobody cares, not celebs, fuck off you dumb faggots

BD BTFO KEK!!!!!!

HE'S GOING TO SPAM NOW

>>937376961
>>937376397
>>937377164
>>937377224
Fuck off
>>937377476
>>937377618
>>937377804
>>937378348
>>937378875
Not celebs

One good thing that came out of the threads being complete shit for most of the time due to certain retards is the fact I've cut my faps down to less than once per week

>>937379166
Okay, maybe. It's not like I'm getting many yous posting Sophia though.

>>937379168
Whose seen "touch me" where Olivia Taylor Dudley gets banged by tentacles? I'm still trying to find a streaming link.

>>937379428
There's been a yuuuge (You) drought as of late.

You got dozens of Anons all lookin for their next (You) fix but only 3-4 Anons giving them out. Trust me we're all feelin the pinch lately.

Sophia is not really Anons' cuppa.
They usually like em... younger.

But it's not about the quantity of (You)s it's about the quality as well. You don't really want half a dozen thirsty 'nons barkin up the Sophia tree talkin about "mmm my dick".

You'll find the right Anon, it takes time.

post maya higa or minji and i'll give out yous

>>937378596
looks promising! i'm gonna watch after i take my pup for a walk <3

>>937379907
Not a celeb

>>937379979
it's such an adorable video you'll love it

>>937380006
not a celeb

Apparently BlackPink is gonna be in Toronto on July 23rd.

IDK if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Probably bad tho.

blackpink in your area

Just looked em up NGL I'd probably let em have the D.
They are sufficiently attractive enough for me to let em have it for one night.

Especially the blonde on the far left.
She could get it twice.

>Apparently BlackPink is gonna be in Toronto on July 23rd.

>IDK if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
>Probably bad tho.

>Just looked em up NGL I'd probably let em have the D.
>They are sufficiently attractive enough for me to let em have it for one night.

>Especially the blonde on the far left.
>She could get it twice.

for me its jennie and jisoo
- choli

>My Asian waifu is hotter than Ch*li's.
That's embarrassing...

fuq off bd

mmm so many naughty boys playing with their lewd cocks tonight ;)

minji is my waifu

AN IDIOT'S IDIOCY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve8p8I0U36o

>>937380940
if kairi sane isn't in this i'll be severely disappointed

people in here have lewd cocks??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNgHMQqapuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NcH-2SDBYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLQvCA_f_U

Mine switches from wholesome to lewd and back throughout the day.

>>937381120
>>937381120
HEY GUESS WHAT YOU STUPID ASS FUCKING NIGGER

YOU
ARE
BALD

>>937381120
her face looks ghoulish

evens - i fapp my lewd bone
odds - idk play vidya

>>937381150
Most of the women that stupid ugly fucking nigger likes are really ugly.
He likes to pretend he'd ever have a chance of them even looking at his direction

I'm actually not bald at all. Not even a little bit.

kekoslovakia

I wonder if that stupid faggot has balded even more since he took that disgusting horrendous selfie.

https://youtu.be/0j82Oygrol0?si=8ea1D6XZRBZZZONt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6I3qX1QPA0

>>937380508
Lmao
Looks exactly like destiny
Same phenotype. They both act the same too. Completelt insecure and sociopathic. Total entitlement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjpyp-3WnRM

>>937381325
>>937381375
You can get wigs personally made for you. So nobody can tell it is fake and you can trick other people into thinking you arent a disgusting bald golem looking fuck. Lmao

>DUHHH ANY GIRLS 4 ME? GONNA POST 4 ME???? DUHHHH

>>937381406
troy do you like the song field trip by kanye west

>>937381444
he doesn't have any songs so who did he steal it from?

https://youtu.be/wIjKoFTG5Ww?si=Yx-UIB_mmrmwP7N8

is there anything happening tonight anons

>>937380921
Bro is so hot

>>937381500
No one is posting here besides me in because a mentally ill guy here spams everday and never shuts up

So to answer you, nope. Nothing here is happening
Until homeless baldy schizo asshole finally fucks off and shuts the fuck up, then this place cant thrive

>>937381540
choli and I are here too

Kpop nip slip

>>937378596
the egg pod thingy reminds me of 2001 a space odyssey

them otters are gonna go on a journey

>>937381500
it's quiet

a little too quiet

https://youtu.be/RMpCrcS4QvM?si=mDRaOCMRnEF8f1rw

>>937381540
that's also me
>>937381623
yo
>>937381635
kinda based
>>937381654
I'm gonna cause a ruckus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AXzLdttiUY

Fat nigga troy

>>937381681
you should break something
maybe knock over a lamp

https://youtu.be/0FlMj3ATaTQ?si=6wruqIwPo_CsJrYa

>>937381654
its too bad both the otters are terrified of it lol

TROYS PISSED

>>937381885
Is that her sister?

>>937381928
Hmm im not sure tbh

https://youtu.be/wqAzZ1rlSR0?si=DLQkECFW2b8XQ91V

>>937381840
silly babies

i bet they'll get used to it and we'll get footage of them snugglin' in there

>>937381960
Who's the model in the background? I recognize her from somewhere

>>937381793
why do you hate lamps anon also I saw this webm of Margaret dancing with some girl and it was hot

>>937381963
Shit's cash

>>937382082
taylor? but i hope you wouldn't refer to her as some girl. she's the girl.

>>937382010
one can only hope!

https://youtu.be/W40Mu0FvNNY?si=qRLEyN7qF1sT-lyn

>>937382082
naw but you gotta knock over one of those old lamps that has a porcelain base so it makes a comedic sound effect indicating a ruckus

if i see that webm anywhere i'll let ya know

>>937382183
Kill yourself disgusting freak

>>937382239
Why don't you ever say anything interesting or unique?

>>937382183
you gotta belieeeeeve

>>937382269
Because it's beady. He samefags and fills up the thread

I wonder what changed to make this thread go down in quality so quickly. Hmm...

>>937382154
Taylor who
>>937382239
ahhhh look at that leg movement it's so hot

>I wonder what changed to make this thread go down in quality so quickly. Hmm...

https://youtu.be/T5ByLJ5CMew?si=_PutcQDxAlliMFvS

>>937382269
yeah, what this guy said or something i don't know i'm not unique or interesting >>937382291 best to just ignore me

>>937382319
maggieleg is a powerful natural resource

>>937382302
the only ones shitting it up are you and troy

Kill homeless people
Kill homeless people Kill homeless people
Kill homeless people Kill homeless people Kill homeless people

>>937382243
i'm not bd
>>937382286
i'm going to pray every night and hopefully it'll happen

>>937382381
Kill yourself you beyond annoying fucking faggot

>>937382426
>becomes homelless from celeb threads
Lmao pathetic nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXXb7PO1AT0

>>937382440
you know i'd only mess it up, so why don't you come do it? <3

>>937382500
>>937382500

>>937382492
Fuck off with that passive-aggressive bullshit, you annoying stupid faggot. Look up what passive-aggressive means and knock it off.