Thread 937379188

tradwife cooking edition

>>937372298

Mar

>>937379188 (OP)
I require Asian e-thots for my collection

I will never get to taste my fus salmon. Sadge

forsen

6tream 6tarting 6oon

Ugly Posters spamming on full force now that their Ugly is allowed to stream from her halfway house.

>>937379429
Why do you call authentic activity related to a streamer streaming while we're in the streamer thread "spam"? You fundamentally don't like what this thread is about.

>>937379429
halfway house streamer pog

i love complaining!!

>>937379495
I just.... I hate gooning alone so much....

>>937379429
shut up unless u are talking shit about that faggot bc the real maya dick fag is cool

anyone remember ice poseidons halfway-house trip stream

well someone has to webm that heart

always have a goon bro

speaking of gooning I tribbed jadey and it was unintentionally hilarious

>>937379645
Do explain your hijinks

>>937379578
i will later if u have a timestamp ill do it now

>>937379645
holy

>>937379671
well no exact timestamp but like 4 minutes ago

>>937379622
who is this

>>937379645
did you go OOOOO MOMMMY during it

>>937379645
can i pick yr brain?
what's the deal with tribs? what's fun about it?

>>937379775
me everytime...

Post 6 before stream

>>937379740
k but like get the time stamp lol

time 2 drink

>>937379758
Elizabeth Leslie

>>937379828
i’m a covert weird pervert and I hate myself because of it

there’s your answer

>>937379869
ditch

>>937379888
wasn't meaning to shame or anything sorry

i cant find it

think i wanna watch a jackie chan movie

>>937379924
no worries I know you weren’t

>>937379929
wat one

i keep getting shitty low quality screenshots

>>937379874
you reminded me i left a beer in the freezer so im gonna get it now

>>937379965
dunno any recommendations?

rush hour 1/2 always a good choice

anyway this video rules

>>937380001
i actually watched all 3 for the first time like 2 months ago

>>937380001
>>937379929
RUMBLE IN THE BRONX

>>937380017
MOTHER

>>937380017
mmmm plastic

>>937380017
I'm in love with this girl from last thread

>>937379965
this is me btw i just made this face >>937379975
old socks
>>937379993
drunk kungfu man or the one with the black guy
noooooooooo wait the forbidden Kingdom

>>937380030
they are good fun
>>937380045
also good choice

>>937380045
literally the only jackie chan movies i've seen are rush hour 1-3, rumble in the bronx, and around the world in 80 days

>>937380079
bayzed

>>937380074
they'll never know what it's like saving it for marriage with your fu

>>937380096
Watch the race driver lightning movie. It's kino, or cinema as the twitchfags say

>>937380116
im not very bayzed

>>937379929
Watch hard boiled instead

lol this is the first one

you have to watch police story, it’s all moot unless this prerequisite is met

>>937379123
maybe its just people posting streamers they find pretty? or the streamer herself trying to get the 4chan audience kek. i dont really see much to talk about when i can just whip out a catalog of lets plays by entertaining guys rather than watching a boring girl do a lets play. ive only had maybe 1 genuinely entertain me for more than a single video in the last 5 years. iirc her subscriber count is terribly low.

>>937379124
kek

>>937380096
Police Story is essential if you want to see some of his og Hong Kong stuff

guys this is too many choices i'm gonna cum
>>937380238
>>937380273
2 votes for police story i'll do that

>>937380238
is it gook moot or just moot

>>937380273
For real, police story has some of the greatest stunt work I have ever seen

>>937379896
Imagine getting ditch by your streamer lamayo

lets just watch spiderman instead

>>937379671
Are these old pics? Doesn't she live in some very cramped and messy house or rv now?

>>937380354
it's too late i'm already downloading jackie chan copaganda

>>937380354
which one
i took that screenshot and i regret it

gigi anon? i summon you

Hope she takes wonderful huge shits this week. I want toilet cloggers

Clipping 6elle saying "hunter schafer is actually a man" out of context

zoo poster i summon you

>>937380417
hello

>>937380487
i probablt would nt go for her but id greatly enjoy having her around she seems like shed be chill to hang with like itd be cool if like she was dating a friend of mine or somthing and she’d be around if we are all hanging out you feel me

i dont want her to cry
lol its the same pepoleopelpelpe

gigilips

>>937380487
post the good stuff don't edge me

>>937379989
dontw drink it. alcohol is poison

>>937380529
she has a bf
>>937380568
its all good stuff silly

i wanted to be ur fren kiki chan

>>937380639
if it wasn’t bad for you id drink it all the time instead i limit myself

>>937380639
why does it make me ok then, without it im in rage and i dont want to feel that way anymore

im gonna puke fk me

>>937380712
post the real john choi

>>937380475
BASED. Post to LSF now

>>937380735
former alcoholic, please stop before it gets to the point you are unable

I'm suicidal again

State mandated wive's have become law and you've been given the choice to pick one streamer to be yours, who do you pick?

>>937380790
i don't live in a state but poki

>>937380790
MINE!!!. SHE'S TAKEN BY ME!!!

>>937380790
i don't want a wife

>>937380765
Don't be duh... jk, just keep going until it's worth it, i mean somehow you made it through here didn't?

>>937380763
how far did u get

>>937380790
feels really gay if its just given to me and they're forced but if i had to pick one to be with itd be bonnie obviously

>>937380765
youre a pretty cool dude my dude, never comit suicide everything gonna be alright!!

>>937380790
she hasn't been posted yet but when she is, her (with her consent)

>>937380790
Amouranth for the scrilla

>>937380790
erobb, i would drink with him everyday

>>937380790
shondo but she will hate me because i don't look like jason vorhees
or lily

>>937380843
drink until blackout, wake up and immediately start drinking again to stop the awful hangover. 1.5 years sober

>>937380790
kwoli would be best wife

>>937380830
nope she’s mine sorry

>>937379888
i respect it at least you admit you a freak

>>937380885
i wish i could do that but i live with my mom and she worries

>>937380017
who?

are there state mandated husbandos?

>>937380790
As a 6poster i want pepo

>>937380959
you really don't, it was genuinely awful

to the anon about to watch police story don’t click (spoiler) but this still blows my mind

https://youtu.be/Wyh54oXB5j8

>>937381002
no husbando you have to pick a feminine malewife

>>937380790
not this /b/ meme kek. atleast its less graphic this time.

>>937380982
Maya higa

>>937381002
yes and im sorry but john is mine. I call dibs

>>937381026
like finn or wdym?

>>937380354
I literally watched spiderman 2 yesterday

>>937381011
yeah im mostly joking, seems rough

>>937381018
i'm not gonna click on it but now i know there's a cliff in the movie thanks for the spoiler jerk
jk ily the download is almost done

>>937380735
hope you choke on it

>>937380790
pepo, she vill bear me many children.

>>937381077
Did you download the dubbed version for maximum campiness? i don’t know if a subbed version even exists criterion probably put it out though

>>937381061
thats fine ill take felix then

>>937381074
>>937381011
I've been there as well. Had to go to rehab three times now. Sometimes you get to a point where it just clicks that you have a problem and you don't even know why you do it, because even when you're temporarily feeling good it doesn't last long and the hangovers and urge to drink gets worse.

And sometimes you end up doing something incredibly stupid and dangerous, or lose friendships, a job, find yourself in jail, and realize this can't go on because you'll kill yourself or someone else in the process.

>>937381126
good trade, although there will never be a day i can find felix hot. i have too much association with him over the years.

im stupid as fuck and mostly retarded

>>937381121
subtitles from yifysubtitles
i didn't know people watch old jackie chan movies dubbed

>>937381181
beautiful ass nigga

>>937381181
yeaa he was super cringy for years

>>937381230
fine shyt

>>937381238
i just see him as the lets play dude.

>>937381154
so far i've been sober on my first attempt, no relapses, i think it helped that when i was drinking, it was the lowest point of my life, so i have no desire to go back to that. the temporary fun feeling of being drunk is not worth the awful hangovers, cost, weight gain, mistakes and poor mental health

I’m not gay but I’d suck twink peen

Who is this

>>937381378
I mean I’d let a twink suck my peen

>>937381393
bad biiiiih latina that would domestically abuse you but only because her love is strong

>>937381393
maya higa

>>937381367
he stepped up in life as a man in a really sexy way buuuuut i get you

>>937381393
pokimane

>>937380790
Jenna Meowry but a version of her without fake tits. I just want a dommy mommy that will put me on my knees and choke me, then call me a good boy after

shut up and come back or else

>>937381432
not that I disagree but I’d like to know what you mean, are you just talking about his career decisions/moving abroad?

that wasnt a real threat im gonna go take ashower

>>937380790
yeah can I get a kyedae wife

>>937381475
idk he picked a good SO and had a kid and seems like a really good husband and father and he got in really good shape which is obv hot and he just seems like a really likeable and responsible guy
hes gotten a lot hotter physically too just by getting healthy and also just aging rlly well and he acts way more mature now
the screaming lets play guy is a turn off but hes not like that anymore at all and he has really good taste

i can hear pepo's chirp with my headphones off

>>937381694
i noticed that the first stream back when i left out of boredom to jak off

>>937381393
bazinga

>>937379319
Ugly, I reallly hope someone kills this bitch

>>937381853
i hope someone kills you, poki is sexy and a chill girl

>>937381853
>>937381900
you should both just be indifferent

>>937381815
>>937381436
>>937381422
>>937381424
This wasn’t a wrong answers only

>>937381900
She’s a whore and ugly as fuck. Plus she’s poopjeet “Canadian” from Toronto . I hope some simp murders her

tourist mad lol

>>937381994
thats bazinga

>>937381994
jackie chan

>>937382013
>she’s poopjeet
calling Poki a pajeet? You just know Poojeet hands typed this

>>937380790
Jodi

>>>/wsg/5928365
>>>/wsg/5928367
>>>/wsg/5928369

>>937381769
these are really passable femboys

>>937382104
I wish someone like Poki would make fun of my penis like this

>>937382218
big fan of the third one

pepo cooking stream vs belle cooking stream but belle is just microwaving a sandwich

Someone asked about nikumai but she didn’t see damnit

>>937382413
for a long time that clip was the only thing she was known for kek

I need a pepo stream where she washes her panties by hand

jackie chan was pretty handsome when he was younger

>>937382218
Why is it that sometimes Webms end up being flashing green images for me? Like they do't play smooth, it's just glitchy and weird. Not always though.

>>937382678
sounds like hardware acceleration issues but I have no idea
what OS/browser?

>>937382676
He paid the ultimate price though (short)

>>937382769
are all good stunt guys short? Cruise is tiny too

>>937382719
Macbook Pro. No idea the specs of it, I bought it in 2021

>>937382769
heh yeah imagine being 5'9...

>>937380645
giig

>>937382989
smolly

>>937382989
super pretty

>not "BACKSEATERS WILL BE COOKED"
Shame on you vivs

>>937382935
that’s pretty short

felix watching some race war shit on stream

>>937383239
I'm not ashamed to say I'm 5'9 and genuinely never had any problems with it. Never seemed to bother any of the girls I dated. Except one who kept saying she wishes I was taller as a "joke" but obviously it wasn't. Plus, everything is made for my size

>>937383351
Pewds streams?

>>937383388
yeah whatever makes u cope shortoid
(i'm 5'10)

>>937383388
im just joshin around just jokin around just engaging in som foolery

>>937383287
good edit kek
caroline is nice too

the cutoff for short niggas is 5'6, im pretty sure average is 5'7

>>937383422
just a 24/7 youtube video rerun stream he does
its all just old content

>>937383473
i’m 6 foot but every body just thinks imm lying so I say 5 11

>>937383239
i am going to fell you like a tree dog

>>937383388
its rlly not a bad height
its definitely "short" but not unattractive and not short in a real way

respectfully my BITCH better not be within 7 inches of my height either 6 foot 7 or 5 foot 3 no inbetweens

>>937383625
>within 7 inches of my height either 6 foot 7 or 5 foot 3

>>937383693
nigga has tippytoes days

PASSES

>>937383693
fuck u

>>937383756
you silly european

Why doesn't my Fu just accept me as her toilet? Like it's not a hard concept to grasp, and I'm not asking for much.

>>937383351
Race war NOW

>>937383701
Women have no idea how to be hot

>>937383793
Ok that’s embarrassing

>>937383789
If she isn't going to kiss Maya she isn't going to shit in a stranger's mouth

>>937382935
No way Jackie is taller then the average american.

>>937383849
i was about to say how do you even get an image that small also cute

>>937383843
some do some dont
fanfan very obviously did not grow up thinking she was sexy
when she first dipped her toe into sexual content she very clearly felt the premise of viewers finding her attractive to be absurd
shes also just fucking around a lot of the time
but there's endless examples on the internet of women who very much do know how to be sexy it just depends mostly on experience

>>937383862
It's Maya that is the prude

>>937383735
what did she mean by this

fanfan is a cute trying to be a sexy

every day do your best to please fauxre, hold her in the highest regard, recognize her beauty and charm, and your life will be better for it. this is very important to do this every day for fauxre.

>>937383985
I agree and I find it far more endearing than whatever porn brained taste that other anon most likely has
he just assumes whatever he thinks is hot is the objective goal even though she came across as really cute in those clips

>>937384021
could land a plane on that thing

>>937384082
bitch looks like a ant

>>937384063
Im ngl I was pretty smitten with fanfan a while ago but the super forced thirst trappy stuff did kinda turn me off but she is honestly super pretty and she is charismatic for sure

>>937384021
I want to place my cock on her forehead and use it as a measuring tool

>>937384021
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtljSkEagR0

Pretending not to be a whore but bts being a massive slut is so hot

>>937384179
Yea I don't like her as much anymore either
she didn't used to do thirst trap stuff at all and was genuinely very funny

>>937380790
Angelskimi is low key into loli and shota but not exclusively that, so I'll take her

kimi on jamie's stream, she got fat as hell

tiny now

he's hot but so bad at picking clothes

>>937384502
Wish.com Leon S Kennedy with that jacket

>>937384436
she needs to gain 50lbs

>>937380790
faerver

me and kyedae one day

>>937384572
he should just wear solid color stuff. when he wears anything more complicated he looks like a soccer mom.

>>937384796
nigga looks like he's in cosplay all the time
i find him very offputting

>>937384866
men sluts tend to be offputting

tomboys however

What did he type to get banned?

>>937384866
yet he gets them moister than an oyster

>>937384926
nigga balls

ate my cum twice today and haven't brushed my teeth

Do you guys know any weird lore about your streamer?

She doesn't stream anymore but I know koalibears has a 3rd nipple

>>937384954
normal day for me according to one nigga here

>>937383047
pearl

>>937384866
its because he is thirst trapping for his mainly gay audience. the stuff they say to him is crazy.

>>937384866
>i find him very offputting
crazy how people can have complete opposite reactions to the same thing, i think he's a very good looking guy and not at all off putting, i wish i was him tbh, dude must live a great life and i dig his vibe, no homo

>>937385011
leslie thought her brother hated her and didn't interact with him for years only to find out there was no bad blood kek.

>>937385017
purly

god bless this beer im about to drink

>>937385011
Ludwig has a chesthole

erobb didnt stream today what a fucked up day

>>937385137
Same for mine. Amen

Wish I had a buttchin

instead you have a buttface LOL!

you piece of shit, i was vulnerable with you and you stopped all over me

it's just business

real photo of carmanon in the wild

>>937385487
not even a photo kek

>>937385517
it's one of them harry potter photos

oh my fucking god

>>937384948
yea it's rlly that simple lol I guess his style isn't great but it doesn't rlly matter and there are times where his outfits work rlly well for him too. at least he doesn't do whatever the hell hasan does. it's interesting to see guys critique other guys like this though. in terms of attraction none of what they're pointing out is super relevant and mostly has to do with social media presence and not how they'd actually be in front of you.

did judges in hong kong really wear the wigs kek

>>937385596
you just dont see the vision

1am learning korean on duolingo

>>937385617
if the goal is to look silly then i see it

>>937385634
obsession with asian media and culture is a psyop

>>937385689
you just dont see the vision

You should obsess over niggers instead like a good American.

>>937385728
more interested in things within arms reach

>>937385728
this lmao

theres a super obvious schizo in belles chat, idk how riussy hasnt banned this nigga

riussy ban this nigga i command you

is riussy her bf

>>937385939
>>937385965
>>937385976
do you misspell so its harder to find for them if they are looking?

>>937385976
No I am. You guys here are really weird btw

>>937386070
oral thrush ahh tongue

>>937386076
wish this was true i want them to experience simpdeath

>>937386066
Hadnt thought of that lol, its just a funny portmanteau of riussu and pussy

Post onisuna's tongue

>>937386153
>>937386070
nuke this person out of existance

>>937386272
that's pretty mean, anon!

>>937386272
probably just have to call them female and they'll do it for you

this dude eating noodles with some pencil chopsticks chinese century now

>>937386386
Better than microwave bread tbf

>>937386451
what does she do with the bread?
i microwave burgers and hotdogs after making them, sometimes custy breads too, it gives them pliability like you'd get from fast food that's been sat in a wrapper

anyone have sruti webms saved?

>>937386714
sounds like a indian name...

>>937386778
lurk more

>>937386858
ew that's gross

>>937386858
she feasting with the cats ah hell nah

>>937386820
love her body

>>937386858
retarded whore not cleaning the cats eyes

>>937386821
Is this supposed to be a streamer or something?

the bait hour is in full effect. must be slow in the other thread

>>937386153
>>937386310
They're very cute and I have to question sometimes if some people online are just actually gay

>>937386984
>>937386963
>>937386945
thanks i have like none of these saved

>>937387014
haven't seen any new ones in a whiiile

>>937386998
nigga she look like a mii
she's not awful looking though i just don't think i'd like her by looking at her

Why do Indian women get so much shit? All negative attributes I can think of related to India only apply to Indian men who legitimately seem like a menace to society.

>>937387059
unfortunately it seems anyone who would see her on stream isnt making webms. also no one clips her stream :(

>>937386998
she seems very mid to me and fat + her tongue

>>937387068
I mean I can accept that she's not your type or whatever but it just feels like a lot of guys entire perception of women is via internet thirst traps.

>>937387087
a lot of indian women are just ugly
yeah they're not even remotely as bad as the guys but some of the stereotypes do translate like not smelling great and being super annoying

you can really tell when someone's just posting to "edgy"

>>937387338
best part is indian women tend to be super submissive to white men

posts you can hear struggling to breathe

>>937387338
im pretty racist but shes very cute

police story fucked that was a good recommendation the ending was funny
the cliff was nuts and also i saw jackie chan's bare ass

You just know she has amazing braaps

does anyone want to make a band with me, i'll drum

>>937389168
i'll make the logo

>>937389209
you fucking useless bum i can get chatgpt to do that, can you play the guitar?

>>937389168
I can play guitar

>>937389304
we need a bassist

>>937389168
my dad bought me a guitar and i only learned 4 chords

ded thred post rares

>>937389377
you are talentless, you can bass

>>937389168
fuck i am bringing a saxophone into the mix

>>937389390
funky

>>937389368
I'm more comfortable playing guitar but I do have a bass so if you really need me to I will unless that other guy will

>>937389392
you are very welcome in our band, i always wanted a flute in the band too like jethro tull

>>937389427
leave it to the guy with no talent

>>937389456
deal I'll whip up some sick riffs

>>937389456
sweet we need a crazy jazz, rock break down

ded thread post bawls

>>937389615
you first cutie pie

>>937389645
cant camera likee just broke 5s ago very unfortunate i must say

It's late but I want vgumiho to be my girlfriend...

he's covering for the fact that he has no balls

>>937389667
whore

>>937389377
don't disappoint her. you *can* do better, you *can* be a better person.

>>937389720
youre so cute i bet youre prety like thimothe chalamagne

>>937389740
its true im a eunuch
>>937389796
i cant claim such a prestigious comparison for i havent been blessed by based god himself

>>937389615
only for you <3

>>937389888
kill yourself

>>937389962
>>937389962

>>937389888
ebic and cute patpat

newark