Have you had sex with someone you found unpleasant, but you didn't want to miss the opportunity? - Tell me your story.

no u

no don't

The first time I had sex was with a heavier girl. We went on a few dates and I wasn't feeling it. She told me things would be better once we fucked. Being an idiot virgin I went along with it.

>Meet 39 yo girl on discord
>Dumb as a rock, can't write and seems childish af but I want pussy
>Fat, weird ass body of a pregnant woman (which I dig), big hanger tits, face kinda deformed like there's some handicap, hair really thin on the verge of balding, drools
>Not entirely repulsive mind you, just not the one you'd marry
>Enter her home : all the lights are broken and she's too lazy to change them, toilets don't have a lid, bathtub is plugged and filled with dark disgusting swamp water, entire appartment reeks of death as her fugly old dog is half dead and stinks, pisses and shits everywhere
>She lives with her 7yo girl in this in you can believe it
>Fuck her, she's crazy in bed, yells, loves to have her nipples bitten and pulled hard, squirts 20 times in a row, creampie her 5-6 times a day
>She wants me to live with her but I'm like bruh no way I just want pussy
>She's pissed and kicks me out and blocks me, only to call me back every 6 months whenever her lastest nigger gettho fuck did the same and she feels lonely
>Ends up the exact same way with her blocking me until next time
>Disgusted to go back in that dump everytime but damn the pussy game bruh

Pic related

>>937385558
Fat girls are fun to fuck fag. They let you do anything and you can treat them like a hole.

>>937385158 (OP)
Bitch at work who is the most insufferable, awful person I think I've ever met. It has gotten to the point that I actively avoid her as much as I possibly can.
Crew goes out to drink a few nights a week and every time she shows up she's sweet as pie and hangs on me all night. She has nice tits and the hate fuck is kinda therapeutic,
but the whole situation is annoying.

>>937385158 (OP)
Been hooking up with an older married woman who has kids. Cheating is pretty disgusting to me but I'd also lose the only ass I'm getting right now if I outed her.

>>937385158 (OP)
Yeah this fat chick i used to work with

Cute face, big tits, but I've always been with small girls

If you get the chance though, take it. She was willing to do anything

>>937385158 (OP)

my favorite thing in life is being inside of someone who really really doesn't want me inside of them. Best. Feeling. Ever.

>>937385558
>>937387136
>>937387021
greentext+pics

This was a few years ago.
I saw my boss's wife out with the girls at a club, and she was getting sloshed.
Stupid cunt married to a fucking asshole, but hot
I decided to see how drunk she was, and asked her if she wanted to dance.
Bitch dragged me out on the floor, was grinding all over me
She was so fucking drunk that when I asked her if she wanted to head somewhere to fuck she said sure
cunt never asked about a condom, and passed out about 10 minutes after we got in the hotel room

Pic related, from that night, she is on the left.

>>937387228
That's the opposite of you finding it unpleasant though.

>>937387254
I got one good picture of her before I left.

>>937387021
>>937387254
hot. more.

>>937387261
holy hell I read that backwards.

But yeah. I never went into something thinking it was unpleasant before-hand. But the stank sometimes makes things pretty much unbearable for me. No matter how hot they are, the stank is a deal killer.

>>937387297
shoulda gotten more dude

>>937387237
Got no pics saved, this was like 2018/19

> Me, low level manager at office job
> In shitty marriage with cheating wife
> New fat girl at work hits me up on text
> 5 minutes into casual chat she sends nudes
> Fat as fuck but huge tits and desperate
> Hold her off for weeks debating
> She asks me out to lunch
> After lunch she pulls into park
> Pulls tits out, begs to see my cock
> ends up blowing me in her car

> fast forward two weeks
> after work we're hooking up in the
> conference room, supply closet
> Chick lets me degrade her, use her


Eventually got single and broke it off, found a skinny chick to date. Set her up with a recently divorced buddy, he had his way with her for a few months.

>>937387297
any more pics? Love a good passed out girl

>>937387237
>>937387302
>>937387021
Only have socials but this is them on their wedding day.

>>937387448
>>937387576
Nope. Was my boss's bitch wife. I was scared of getting fired back then. I did get the $220 she had in her purse, and we used her card to pay for the room. But I didn't want anything that showed her face to incriminate myself.

>>937387727
Forgot pic

>>93738774
not bad

>>937387745
cute. story?

>>937387237
I only have a pic of my dick in her, but I'm not going to share that. Everything else I deleted.

>match with heaver chick on tinder while I'm drunk
>she talks about me titty fucking her and starts sending me photos of her tits
>we meet up a week later
>maybe its because I'm sober, but I start thinking she's frumpy looking
>despite her slutty talk in texts she acts all prude when we meet
>we go on another date and she does the same thing
>we meet at a concert that we both bought tickets to separately before our first date
>she rubs my dick through my jeans the whole show
>I drive her home and she talks about giving me a bj the whole ride.
>when we get there she changes her mind and leaves
>at this point I have blue balls and am done with her.
>next night she calls me and wants to make plans
>I tell her I'm not feeling it
>she starts talking about how much she wants to feel my dick in her raw and how great it would feel
>I'm still meh about it
>she keeps going on about how great it will feel to explode in her.
>I tell her I'm going to book a hotel room for the night and pick her up.

matched with this girl on the apps, shes not the prettiest but she wants to meet up and she might be a good set of holes. what should i do

>>937388890
Go for it

>>937385158 (OP)
Kinda. Was dating a girl once that was kind of cute, but her breath stank and she had tube boobs, I probably could have tied them in a knot. But it was someone to fuck and I was moving away anyway.

When I was younger I grew up in the foster system and was pretty starved of affection. Used to talk to older guys online and meet some of them for sex. Most were physically unattractive they'd buy me nice stuff and give me attention

>>937388890
try being nice

A cute girl wanted to have sex with me after breaking up with her bf. Her phone kept buzzing the entire time because her bf kept calling her. Turns out they actually hadn't even broken up and she was just cheating. On top of that she insisted on her doing cocaine while we fucked and whenever she crashed out she got sad and started crying. Horrible experience, but I did it anyway.

>>937385158 (OP)
No.
No sex is better than bad/gross sex.

I fucked a older goth black chick when I was in highschool, she made me cum super hard several times, but black women reek after you finish fucking them.

>>937387297
>>937387297
u think that she tell him what happened?

Pretty boring story(ies)
But I dated a couple of fat chicks in between my 1st and 2nd marriages (both slim)
I realized after the second one that fat chicks really are not my thing
I know some guys don’t mind or even seek it out, but I thought I had erectile dysfunction or something. Until I got with a skinny girl again, then I had no issues at all (lol)

>>937387254
second from right also looks like she need some banging

>>937387254
>>937387297
>never asked about a condom
Maybe because she was on her period?

>>937385158 (OP)
No, there's this crazy woman who I get texts from that is really pretty. The texts are deranged and I have to follow the ironclad rule of "Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy". She is hot as can be with a nice body, but the mental is not there. She's texting me about Archangel Gabriel giving her information about my family and friends. Said my ex was a cannibal but also that they killed themselves two months bfore. Truly insane shit that worried me about her. Never EVER stick your dick in anything unpleasant.

>>937387254
>>937387297
You posted this woman 50 times, each time with a different story. Faggot.

>>937385923
>and you can treat them like a hole.
That is only appealing if you have mommy issues and childhood sexual assault trauma though.

>>937387228
Ohai rapist anon.

>>937391251
So you were a child male prostitute?

>>937393749
Why are you still in contact with that looney toon?

>>937385275
>Christian Universalist AI will save humanity
no it won't

>>937393976
what is this weird feminist propaganda? same vibe as "you only want to fuck hot women for other men's approval"

>>937394635
>what is this weird feminist propaganda?
The fuck are you on about, wanting to take the emotion and intimacy out of sex is a trauma response anon, I'm saying that some woman has fucked up your mind, which isn't feminist at all, because it is handing a woman the responsibility for her actions.
>same vibe as "you only want to fuck hot women for other men's approval"
Did you get that nugget from your overbearing mom?

>>937385158 (OP)
>Have you had sex
No

>>937394986
Virgins are hot

>>937385158 (OP)
Yeeeep. I hooked up with an ugly woman from work, she was a legitimate 4/10. I had the opportunity to fuck her and I took it. Creampied her, made her cum and genuinely enjoyed it. It caused me endless social issues in the aftermath and I never even found her interesting or attractive in the first place. However I still fap to the memory despite having had sex with much hotter women that I don't think about. She was also 12 years older than me lol

>>937394707
>wanting to take the emotion and intimacy out of sex is a trauma response
this is propaganda i've heard from the same feminists that say men only care about women's looks because they use sex with women as a status thing

it's not weird to enjoy casual sex

>>937394707
>Did you get that nugget from your overbearing mom?
feminists use this deflection a lot too

don't agree with me? you must be psychologically damaged

>>937385158 (OP)
I did some stuff with my sister growing up just because she was willing. I go back and forth on if I really enjoyed it or if it was just out of convenience. Post nut guilt and just how she smelled made me kinda sick every time we did it.

>>937395712
Lame larp.

>>937395735
Every word is true. Sometimes I wish it wasn’t. It effected our relationship and we’re not close anymore.

>>937385158 (OP)
>Have you had sex with someone you found unpleasant, but you didn't want to miss the opportunity?

So back in the dark days of yahoochat I was part of a local chat group. I was lowkey flirting with anything with a hole, and it was fun for the most part, but after a few months I start getting serious with a girl. She loves a fair distance out, about a 2 hour drive, and I was going through a dry spell, so I agree to head out there one friday night to see what happens.
So, I head out over and she answers the door, and the pics she'd sent were about 10 years old, so she was in her late 30's. She had also lost a lot of weight, really skinny. The house wasn't clean. But she was willing, and had the house to herself because her ex had full time custody of her kids.
She wasn't much to look at. Skinny, but with saggy skin because she'd lost so much weight. We smoked weed, but I'm sure she was on harder stuff. She told me that she wasn't really expecting me to turn up, so she hadn't cleaned or shaved or anything like that.
Did I fuck her? Absolutely. I got out of there first thing Monday morning to get to work. Over that weekend we fucked like rabbits. A number of first. She was the first girl who swallowed my cum, and she just did it of her own choice. We wallowed in our own filth. On the couch, on the bed, on the floor. By the end of it, I felt like I was cumming dust.
I went back 2 weeks later, but she'd tidied up and shaved. It wasn't the same. She was still fairly horrid to look at, but what made it special was the abandon of getting into something dirty and embracing it. Watching her try to get better just ruined the vibe.
Since then, I have a massive kink for women with hairy armpits.

>>937385158 (OP)
I fucked my friends grandma. She was moving and didn't have a place to stay for a few days, so she planned to get a hotel. She mentions this during casual conversation with everyone, and lamenting that it was going to cost her $400 for her stay. I told her that was crazy and to save her money since I had a spare room. She accepted the offer, of course. At this point, I never considered anything sexual at all. She is a huge part of his life so we're basically friends, too.

The night prior, her and I get stoned and just kick it, watching youtube videos about conspiracy theories and just funny reels. A video about Aneesa or whatever Idubbz woman, comes on. I explain what OF is and how much she makes. She comments that she wish she could do something like that, but no one would be interested. I laugh because, well, its the internet. There is always someone out there wanting to goon to some weird shit. Hell, even weirder, really.

She starts talking about how much she missed sex etc. I didn't receive it as flirting because it really was a VERY brief convo, following that video. Plus, at this point, no interest and she also didn't make a move or anything like that. We just moved on to the next video.

We end the night eventually, and parts ways. She to the guestroom, and me to my room. The next morning, I get up to go piss and shit, you know the ritual. Im not used to having company since I live alone. Im just in a t-shirt and boxers when I head to the bathroom. Mind you, fully erect morning wood. Typical shit.

Well, she is in there, peeing, with the damn light off! Who does that?! I flip the switch and shes sitting there, shocked pikachu face. Our eyes meet and IMMEDIATELY I see her eyes drift. She comments on the cute boxers and mentions I have a huge hog. Mind you, I really don't lol. So my kneejerk reaction was to laugh and disagree.

>>937396736

I leave the bathroom and just wait til shes done. She gets out, I do my business. I head back to my room and lay back down. She walks in and sits next to me, on the edge of the bed, discussing her plans for the day and when she planned to leave. She brought her penjamin in with her so we take a few rips. Then she hits me with the comments about the bathroom. She points at my boxers, telling me how cute they are. (Meundies design) and just goes for it. She puts her hand on my thigh and tells me how much she missed playing with a dick and how she loved giving head. She mentions shes "tingly" down there in the mornings. At this point Im just lost in it. Before I could say anything she starts rubbing my junk and telling me I have nice balls. I get hard immediately, obviously. She pulls my dick out from the hole in the front and starts jerking me off. She then said "youre in charge of the hair" and proceeds to go down on me. This goes on for a bit. I pull out my phone and start recording. She didn't even care! Hence the screencaps. The only comment she made was that she hopes I jerk to it often. I take my boxers off since shes REALLY slobbing. she takes off her clothes same time, and starts sucking me again for another minute or so, before climbing on top of me and riding me. Something about seeing her enjoying it like she did, turned me to diamonds. She orgasms almost immediately. My dick is soaked. She just starts riding me harder. The whole thing was a blur, but she was right. I jerk to this shit often. Now Im sharing with the bros.

>>937393391
This. Virgins don't understand this.
Grass is always greener...

>>937396987
Moar pics or video plz, thats hot

>>937397619
if I was savvy enough to know how to post vids, I would. I tried posting to xhamster but they want ID or some shit.

She really is a freak though. I plan on doing more eventually. She has already been talking about using toys next time and how horny she has been, since our video.

>>937385158 (OP)
In a way you could say my story is YOUR story... son.

>>937385158 (OP)
Yes. It's called fat girls at the bar at 1am.

>>937394707
>a trauma response anon
>weird feminist propaganda? The fuck are you on about

>>937385158 (OP)
I banged my ex for years after breaking up even though I hated her, so yeah

>>937385158 (OP)
In high school, he was attractive but had a bit of a rough personality, it was during a party, we fucked (in doggy) and he was quite rough, my cervix was bruised for like 2 weeks. He recorded it without me knowing, it got spread around school, so yeah it was all around a bad time

>>937385158 (OP)
> Be 19 at uni
> Go home for holidays
> Stay with mum for a few weeks
> Laundry done, sleep in my old room, great food, part time job catch up with old friends.
> life is awesome
> mum has 41yo female friend visit one night. Theyre on the piss
> friend chats to me outside, we share a smoke
> oh anon I've known you since you were seven. You're now a fine young man. Girls must be all over you at uni
> it's obvious where this is going
> like, even an idiot could tell she wants me
> she ain't good looking but decent body, ive had 4 month dry spell decide to go for it
> we kiss and I get a handful of 40s boob's
> breath tastes like ashtray but I feel like she's wrapped around my finger
> for 1st time ever a chick wants me more than I want her
> finger her
> it's kinda gross
> she says she wants to suck me off
> uggh really? My mums inside. Have some respect for yourself. You only came outside for a quick durrie
> I break it off. Tell her maybe later when coast is clear

Cont

>>937398311
>saggy tits
Since I am a man of refined taste, I wouldn't mind seeing more.

>>937399199
> go back to room confused and grossed out
> an hour later mum says 'my friend wants to go home, can you drive her?'
> fuck it why not. She's super drunk. This can only end one way

Drove this divorced wasted chick home. Absolutely went to town on her. She loved it. Super slutty. Much of what she said and did was a turn off, she even admitted wanting me for years. But pussy was tight and it felt like I was doing something bad.
Got pretty rough with her, which she really liked. Despite her being unattractive and old, 9/10 experience

One of our roommates moved out and he stopped back in three days later to drop off his key. I went into my room to change real quick but he barged in when I had my pants off. I was too shocked to do anything other than scream before he pushed me down onto my bed. I landed on my back with no pants or panties on spread eagled and the most afraid I've ever been. I tried to kick him as he lunged at me but he just grabbed my legs and he already had something in his hand. I didn't know what it was until he shoved it into me. It was coarse and rough and irritating and that's when I realized it was sand. The freak was apparently carrying sand in his pocket for some reason and he had just shoved it into my pussy.
I was still hysterical and screaming, still ready to fend off a rape attempt when he stepped back and unzipped his pants. I was still in a defensive position ready to fight him off when he just started pissing all over me and my bed.
I was now terrified, angry and disgusted and confused. He just zipped up, and grinned at me with this psychotic look on his face and then shouted, "SNOODLES!" and ran out.
I was too embarrassed to call the cops or tell anyone. I'm glad he didn't actually rape me with his penis although I was sure as shit violated. I was in the shower for an hour most of that time cleaning the sand out of my vagina. Bedsheets were ruined. Not only the piss but the sand got everywhere.

>>937385158 (OP)
I can't fucking stand my wife anymore, but about once a month she walks out of her bedroom naked and says "do you want to have sex?" So yeah.

>>937385158 (OP)
Yeah. She had some sort of proportional dwarfism, from a glandular syndrome when she was born, or something like that. She was under 4 ft tall and maybe around 65 lbs at age 23. I'm guesstimating. I met her at a cover band concert.
She was absolutely obnoxious as a person, one of those people that is just always negative about everything and constantly talking shit.
But I had to know what fucking her was like. It was killer, my dick made her entire pussy disappear. Lmao.
I fucked her on her back for a while and then finished in doggy. I had to get some lube from my dresser for the doggystyle because she'd came already and her pussy wasn't as wet by the time I flipped her around, and I could NOT get it in for the life of me.
Hands down the only butthole tight pussy I've ever fucked. Last I heard her parents legit disowned her because she stole their entire life savings and lost it in Socal on a weed store investment? Such a cunt of a person. She refused to leave my house until I took her to some dude's house to buy weed. She said she'd be back in 5 and after 45 minutes I said fuck it and drove off. She later called my work and told my site foreman that I was in Colorado with her smoking weed when I was out on medical for my shoulder surgery. They didn't believe her but still asked me to piss test, which of course was negative. Piece of shit cunt.

>>937399657

>>937399657
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.

>>937399911
>her bedroom
How long have you been married?

>>937400375
16 years.

>>937400410
At what point did you start sleeping in separate bedrooms?

>>937400418
About 10 years ago. We had opposite schedules and she snores.

>>937385158 (OP)
Some tinder girl was down to come straight over to my house once. She was homely as fuck, had bad hair, and smelled like my grandma (she lived with her grandma). She also hadn't shaved her legs in a while. Had nice fat titties though so not a total wash. Still not my proudest lay

>>937400534
>She also hadn't shaved her legs in a while
The only thing I could never tolerate in a moment of desperation besides obesity.
I wouldn't even be able to get hard. I'd have a better chance with a fat girl with proper hair hygiene than a fit chick who doesn't clean off her body hair. Bleh, makes my skin crawl. Might as well have a dick at that point.

>>937399911
>>937400410
>>937400418
The only real story here.

>>937398311
Why the fuck did it take op making this thread for you to post this amazing story and oc? That's my only question, you would've just kept this to yourself forever.

Post on Erome. Otherwise someone help this man make a webm

>>937398311
I'd try and swallow that Tit literally all the way down my throat. I can imagine it would feel amazing. Nobody has ever swallowed a Tit

>>937400874
She's such a raging bitch, but I still find her very attractive. When she walks out naked I can't resist her.

Got a chance to fuck my ex-mil and you better believe I took that shit

>>937398311

Make an account on erome, upload it and post link here. Only takes a few minutes, or do u have telegram or teleguard?

>>937385158 (OP)
I hatefucked my best friends oldest sister.

She was let's say near 16, chubby, goth, pizzaface and no good concept of personal hygiene (the whole family really).
I had just turned 20 and to celebrate we had some booze and weed at their house (other times).

Long story short, we never got along, party was over, passed eachother in the hall and she made a nasty remark to me in passing. I pushed her against the wall and to this day I do not know why, but I kissed her agressively.

About a minute later we are in her room she's on all fours and I am fucking her from behind, very confused and repulsed by the lack of hygiene. I kid you not, I got to banging her so hard we slowly skipped to a wall and I didn't stop there and basically banged her so hard she was thrashing into the wall.
Due to me not being a drinker but I did have a fair amount of pot, I didn't cum but lasted for way longer then normal and felt an urge to dominate her in all kinds of positions.

The phrase "she couldn't walk the next day" didn't do it justice. Got an uti from that night and she stayed in bed for most of the week.
Hatefucking is a thing, and oddly enough even tho I basically tried to tear all her holes out, we got along a bit better after.

I guess it released some pressure. Never would touch her with a 10ft pole, and never did again.

A dark day, but also spankbank material for the kinks I got to try out on her.

>>937385158 (OP)
This turned into a bit of a fetish for me. There are basically two types of women I choose for different reasons but the outcome is the same:
Either girls who are ugly and/or insecure and clearly don't have much experience. I will ask them out on a proper date and depending on how bearable their personality is, I might truly take them out to dinner or I might talk them into going by my place first. In any case, by the time we get to my place, I will just pounce without warning. I've done this around 20 times and only a handful have resisted (at first). I would push them to see how much they are willing to take, which more often than not, is as much as I'm willing to dish out.

The second type of woman is older women who have clearly given up on themselves. This one tends to be a longer game because getting then alone requires more willingness and effort on their part (kids, husband's, full time jobs, etc). They tend to be chubby/fat, wear little or no make up, you will almost always see them in sweats, or jeans at best; the one downside with the older ones is that some have given up to the point that they don't shave anything anymore and the hair can be a turn off, but I just go harder on them.

With the older ones, it's less about being forceful, although it will still happen, and more about making them feel as slutty as possible. I will still act like I'm completely in control, like with the younger ones, but I ask for more submission of them rather than force them. I give them slutty and cheap lingerie to wear, I have a single butt plug that I use/used for all of them, I was it but still. Basically everything I do with the younger ones as a surprise, I present what I want with the older ones. Based on their reaction I might still become forceful but for the most part, I'm more lenient with them.

I always feel some amount of shame once I'm done, but I get a kick out of knowing that whatever amount of shame I feel, theirs is much greater.

>>937393454
No they don’t
Maybe that girl did but I’ve fucked 5 different black girls and none of them stank after fucking them.
There was this white coworker who asked me out. She took her pants off and I couldn’t cause of the stink.
I just said I didn’t screw girls from work (not true) and got out quick.

>>937385158 (OP)
Last few times with my ex-wife. I had fully checked out of the marriage but she was still trying to keep me. Years of only getting laid every few weeks, sometimes not for a month but then towards the end she was desperate to "save the marriage".
I was finally coming to terms with the fact that I didn't want to be with her anymore and after the last time we had sex I just felt cold.
I honestly hope she's doing okay these days and I hope she figured out that it was "the marriage" she wanted and not me. I'm pretty sure she wasn't into me either, hence the dry spells.

>>937390786
>>937391737

>>937385158 (OP)
Heh, no.
Fucking someone is a type of commitment, more so if she gets pregnant and refuses abortion. Basically don't stick your dick in crazy, or nasty, or toxic.
I have 4 difficult sisters and a bad mother, becoming legally an adult able to earn money and move out was the best thing in my life. Do not envy what my father went through. Moved a few states away and haven't seen any of my family in over 10 years.
Have absolutely zero desire to get trapped into a bad relationship with an unpleasant woman. Between my life experiences and a psychology degree (fucking useless college degree have never been hired in a related occupation, I'm a truck mechanic...) I can tell well enough the character of people I meet.
Seen how bad it can get, previous boss suicided due to divorce, his toxic wife took over the garage and destroyed it in less than a year (zero management skills, cut our pay several times and bounced checks, no budget for oil, tools, and parts. Some of us went freelance for a while and all of us left for other garages).
I'm single and celibate for the last 5 years. Been the most pleasant time of my life.

Stupid ex wanted me back a few months after she broke up.
Told her we could try but she has to really put a lot of effort in it.
I lied. I never would want her back but I wanted to have easy sex.

We fuck and I push her into doing anal. She never wanted to do it before.

Push her into a threesome with my new fwb.

Push her into being a slut for me and my friends.

Enjoy her for a bit and then tell her that we don't have a future.

>>937402607
honestly, it happened a couple of times when i was 16
- 2 times with my cousin, he was really mean and he took advantage of my naivety, he always took my clothes and underwear when he wanted to'see me', i'll be a little vague when the

I had homosexual sex with my bully in school.
He did not completely stop bullying me but it got a lot better and often he apologized when we were alone.

>>937385158 (OP)
Southeast Asian chicks disgust me but their pussies are like coinslots. Can confirm.

I let guys I didn't like fuck me for drugs, does that count?

>>937385158 (OP)
Been fucking the methhead that molested me when I was a kid. Thought it would restore something I lost but I just as empty. Sex has been good though.

>>937404239
How long ago?

>>937404239
Are you male or female?

>>937404239
m or f?

>>937404468
m or f?

>>937396736
I use the bathroom with the lights off all the time, the bathroom light is annoying.

>>937404484
idk my watch is broken

>>937404519
>>937404556
idk i haven't looked lately

>>937404484
Few years.
>>937404519
>>937404556
Anons...
>>937404600
I don't usually look, just feel.

>>937403873

greentext?

>>937385158 (OP)
Only time I met a girl out at a bar. She was in a group and I thought I was doing a pretty good job chatting up the hottest one, but instead got hit with, “My friend thinks you’re cute.” She wasn’t attractive, but wasn’t fat, so I thought what the hell.

8 dates in with this girl and the farthest I got was an over the shirt titty squeeze and even then she was quick to deny advances. I was done. We setup lunch the following week. I told her I didn’t think it was working out. She was on the verge of tears and begged to have this convo in private. We went to my apartment. She needed the bathroom, which had one entrance off the living area and one from my bedroom. ~5 minutes later she was calling my name from my bedroom. Walked in to find her naked and spread eagle on my bed. She told me she knew it’s what I wanted and gave me excuses why she had held back. I was like no, we don’t have to do this and she legitimately insisted.

Her body was soft and boring. She had an unruly bush. She didn’t try to undress me or do any foreplay, just expected me to get naked and mount her. I don’t know how long I stood there after getting naked trying to stroke life into my cock. I finally got enough blood flow to get in while she continued to lay there, unmoving. I eventually snapped, stopped, and broke up with her a second time that day.

>>937405309
>be a victim of bullying for most of my time in school
>looking back other had it way worse than I but then it was very bad for me
>freak out one time, when he is messing with me and we have a fight
>teacher sees mostly me beating him up but he is not stupid and knows that my bully is not innocent as well
>things are pretty serious and we get a lot of detention, cleaning up the playground for the rest of the year, always thursday after afternoon school
>first three times we do it and nothing worth mentioning happens, we get along well when it is just the two of us but when he is with his cool friends he is a bully again
>before the fourth time detention afternoon school is canceled because teacher is sick
>I thought I had to sit around for 2,5 hours before detention starts (going home would take almost an hour with the bus)
>bully surprises me and invites me over to his place (he lives like 10 mins by foot from school)
>weird to go to my enemys place but I still agree
>for him it is apparently not that serious, he just bullies as a way of passing time
>we have the house for ourselves when we get there but his mom prepared some food
>we eat in front of the tv
>then we start playing FIFA on PS3
>he is way better than me (I just play with friends like twice a monts) and he easily wins the first few games
>then I get way better teams and it is a very close game
>before overtime he takes off his jeans, tells me he needs to feel comfortable to be able to play good and his jeans are clamping his dick and balls
>he sits next to me only in his trunks, which is weird but not sexual so far
>he wins the game and we talk for a bit
>I probably did because he asks me 'do you like to stare on my crotch?'
>I probably got a very red face and just stammer some excuses
>he is mocking me and grabbing his bulge
>it is pretty big, I wonder if he is like semi hard or anything
>he tells me to take of my pants too for fairness
>I am intimidated and do exactly as told
...

>>937406739
>he laughs and tells me it looks like I am not just bad at FIFA but also small
>somehow I am bold or confused enough to say 'you are aroused so this is an unfair comparison'
>he tells me he is not and takes it out
>thick penis, not a boner but obviously also not fully soft
>I jerk off to gay porn sometimes and I am amazed
>he tells me to get mine out too
>I am terrified and and don't do it
>he is kind of agressive now
>he comes over and pulls down my boxershorts
>he touches my dick while he does this
>now we stand next to each other our dicks like 20 cm from each other
>I am completely soft but still obviously bigger than him
>never realised I had a huge dick and I also only had sex with one girl before
>now he accuses me to have a hard on
>it is hanging down so obviously not
>he grabs it
>'fuck it really is soft'
>he doesn't let go, still holds it
>'can we jerk off together?'
>I am still to intimidated to protest so I just say ok
>he asked to jerk off together but he meant to jerk off each other because he starts to stroke me and I get hard
>'come on, do the same to me'
>I do the same to him, he is already fully hard
>never touched another dick, it feels smaller than mine but so hot and hard
>I am fully hard now as well and he starts to rub our dicks together
>I am a horny teenager and did not jerk off for at least 20 hours so I am already very close
>I tell him I am about to cum and he pulls me on my dick awy from the carpet and to their dinner table
>he now stands at the side and behind of me, his cock on my hip and jerks me off like he would do it to himself
>I shoot all over the table
>shorty after cumming I feel very weird and very intimidated again
>he tells me he needs to cum too and that I have to help him
tells me to lay down on the couch face down
>I do and he gets on top of me
>feel him jerk off and soon cover my butt with cum
>he tells me to wait, gets in the kitchen and comes back with a box of tissues
...

>>937407690
>he hands me some and tells me to clean up before I get up
>when I am done and get up he is already cleaning the dinner table
>he tells me not to tell anyone and we play more FIFA

>>937385923
Simp detected

>>937402676
damn it i should've done the same.

she wanted me back i thought to myself to just pump and dump but i guess i felt too bad and stuck with her

needless to say it didnt end well

>>937387727
Where’s the pic?

I didn’t have sex with this woman but, I went to get a massage at the local massage parlor. I paid upfront, the massage cost 70, I paid in cash and wanted to leave her a good tip. I gave her a 100. Halfway through the massage she tells me to turn over and just starts jerking me off. I was shocked because nothing was said ahead of time and I wasn’t expecting it at all. Of course I let her finish even though she was this old Asian lady.

i fucked a buddy's drunk mom just "because". It was stupid. She was/is not attractive. At the time it felt like the funniest shit ever but i feel bad now.

I used to work with this guy, he was a real piece of shit and he had a girlfriend who was stupid as could be in the most annoying way possible but sue was reasonably pretty and huge tits on a small frame, I'm talking ridiculous proportions. Eventually they moved on and so did I.

I moved countries a couple of years later then lo and behold she sees me walking down the street one day and is yelling at me from the car as she drives by, eventually she reaches out on IG. One weekend I am going our with friends and after a couple of texts our groups end up at the same bar. She hasn't changed at all, still dumb as shit and still packing them mouth watering titties, but now single.

I fucked her like crazy, we had a fwb scenario that went on for maybe 4 or so months before I couldn't stand it any longer but she took it every way I could give it to her, certainly aimed to please

>>937405002
why are you being so fucking gay, it's a legitimate question

>>937404239
what kind of drugs?

>>937385158 (OP)
Yeah, first time I had sex actually.

>M/California/Be late teens, but legal
>Desperate for some pussy but my job and school were sausage fests.
>Try craigslist personals because it was still a thing (This is why it was unpleasant, didn't feel comfortable with the online dating thing)
>Match up with a girl who lived kind of in the sticks
>Overweight, but big tits and ass. Legitimately pretty.
>We meet up, shes actually pretty cool
>Studying to work in medicine
>We just make out a little and hang out on first date. Nothing more than that but I enjoyed my time with her
>End up getting invited to her moms house one day, get there and nobodies there
>She shows me her pet snake, I show her mine
>Lose virginity after trepedation, no condom as she has an IUD. I'm a lame fuck, but slowly get better.
>We develop a full on relationship, just meet time and time again, date after date
>Always have sex, always cum inside her. I take her out on a date one night, and she just spends all night sucking me off
>Sucks me off so hard I see stars
>Genuine feelings really developing
>One of our last dates, I have her pull over into an empty parking lot and have her hold on to the steering wheel while I climb under the wheel
>Eat her out like I've never eaten out anyone before
>She is moaning like crazy, my cock is rock hard
>She cums multiple times, and I get up and tell her that its time for us to go
>She seems enchanted. But...
>Starts talking about her ex a lot
>Not over him
>we get into a lot of arguments and things pretty much end
>Months later, Get new girlfriend
>She reaches out to me, tells me she had a miscarriage and I had gotten her pregnant
>Offers to have me be her live in husbando, and I'd never have to work.
>Respectfully decline, it was unfortunately already too late.

I hope she's happy, she ended up marrying the ex. No hard feelings with her, we were just young and dumb.

Yeah, my wife. Dohohoho

Mom's drunk passed out friend, i knew IT was going to be rough and boring when she sleeps bit i just Had to try milf pussy for one and she was the only option except mom

>>937414865
Heroin.
>>937414845
Because this is 4chan I thought it was obvious.

>>937416703
I started to feel that way about an ex. We had sex daily but hated each other. The sex was always reliably good. We'd leave each other with bruises and bite marks, choke each other and have rough sex for hours.We knew exactly what to do to get each other off and would frequently. I'm easily distracted by sex. I was happy when we broke up.

>>937416790
>be anon
>rape lady
>post her pic
>"hey everyone look at this woman i raped"
LARP or you're retarded.

>>937420371
She woke up during it,.Wasnt mad, because she thought its my dad then went back to sleep

My buddies woman. Im some country ass white guy, shes mexican. Like the loud flamboyant kind. Basically someone id never even be friends with. The only reason i did it was because her, and my buddy had been trying to get me to for like a year.

>>937385158 (OP)
oh man, do i
back in my day there was this site that was the Tinder for latinamerica of that time, it was called badoo, in there you'd find the ugliest, rankest chiks ever, and all of them wanted to fuck. I found this girl, she was like 6ft tall, chubbier than your average chubby girl, had tiny tits and an ugly face
I sent her a message because in that place you sent every female that had a puls a message, and she answered and said she wanted in. In her pictures she didn't look THAT bad, but once i picked her up and saw her IRL i regreted everything. That night we just made out and she jerked me off and i left her home with the promise of doing it again next week, but of course i didn't call her next week, it wasn't until 3 weeks later that i was drunk and kinda high that i answered her 20 unread messages and told her i'd pick her up the next day, to wear something sexy and easy to pull out. The next day at noon i was hungover as fuck and she called me to confirm that i was picking her up, i told her i was hng up as hell and she practically told me to take her to a motel and she'd blow me until i felt better. It was an offer i couldn't refure and so i took a shower, picked her up and went to the cheapest motel with working AC and cable around. She practically spent the afternoon with my dick in her mouth, then let me fuck her raw and cum inside her (she convinced me she was on the pill, also we were like 20 so we were too carefree to think about it. After that she took me to her house, fixed a quick meal for both of us and tried to kiss me goodby but i moved away. I ghosted her that night and haven't heard of her, i'll search for her in IG and post results if i find her

Hehe, have one for you now that I am not proud of...
>In Pattaya
>Meet 3 guys that have picked up 2 "female" pros
>They offer me weed and boose, I take it
>Start to get more and more intimite with me, I feel awkward but the "girl" with them assures me it is ok and keep pouring me boose
>Go back to their room
>They ask me if I want to fuck one of them I need to get naked, I do
>Realise they are ladyboys but I am too drunk to care, she start sucking me off
>One of the guys start to fuck the other one, then another one the one sucking my dick
>The last one tell me to get on my knees and start kissing one of the "girls", I obey
>He start to fuck me, do not really account alot of pain but I shit myself (since I was not clean)
>He cleans it up and continue, keep kissing one of the girls
>They start to take turn with us, lasts for about 20 min or so
>Eventually one of them takes off his condom and cums on my back, then they go out for a smoke
>Laying down on my stommach with the "girls" that are speaking Thai with each other. After about 5 min I leave and one of them winks and blow me a kiss. I never got to fuck them...
Very hot experience and really played into my submissive side, but since I was not gay until this experience I felt quite bad the other day. Gotten over it now though and can jerk off to it now.

>>937393976
Yes, that's kind of the point. If I wasn't meant to be like that my mother would have been a better mother. Or accepted responsibility for her actions.

ages ago, when yahoo personals were a thing. Her ad had pix so I knew she was fat. We chatted on phone for a while. Somehow got on to what color I think lingerie should be. I said purple.

Eventually I go to her place. I bring a 5 pack of condoms. She said she was DTF.

I go over and she says she bought a purple bra and take off her shirt to show me. BIG ass titties, but had a gut too. We fuck anyway.

She had all kinds of girlie shit in her bedroom, xmas lights and a mosquito net from cost plus or pier 1 or something over her bed. Eventually it gets caught up between our bodies and pulls down out of the ceiling.

We rest a bit, then try anal, but she's too tight or couldn't relax enough so it doesn't work.

I fuck her pussy again and use another condom.

She kinda barely smells like sweat, but doesn't stink. But she could have put on some purfume or something...

I left the condoms there. She asked if I wanted to take them and I say for next time or something like that.

We talk on the phone more, and on the 2nd or 3rd call or something she says her cat chewed up the last 3 condoms. I just say "really" but figure she hooked up with some other dude. Don't really care, we only met to fuck anyway.

After that I just don't bother calling her back anymore. Pretty low effort in the end....bought a purple bra "for" me, but then couldn't or wouldn't find another box of the same condoms to play it off for a future hookkup.

>>937421089
>6ft tall, chubbier than your average chubby girl, had tiny tits
Sounds perfect!

>an ugly face
That's subjective. Probably not a deal breaker for me.

>>937385158 (OP)
i had my first time with my gf and it turned out quite weird and disappointing.

exchanged blowjobs with a fat old guy when i was a kid

I was curious and staring at his dick in a camp ground shower/changing room. It was just us in there. I think he noticed I was looking because he sat down facing me and was subtly playing with it as it got hard quickly.

We made eye contact a few times and I instinctively started touching my dick and got a tiny little erection

He patted the bench next to him inviting me to sit so I did and he played with my dick for a few minutes before sucking me then inviting me to suck him, which I did with a bit of his coaching

>>937388393
so how'd it end?

>>937425049
why what happened? bit sad

A neighbor girl, she was psychotic and had pretty much every mental health issue a girl that grew up without a father and with an abussive mother could have.
At first I thought I could be hot, but she was filthy as fuck. Wouldnt shower for days/weeks. Wouldnt shave anything, his whole place was filled with garbage and she had the manerisms of a trucker.
The only good thing going on for her was that she was skinny and her face wasn't too bad.
First time we had sex I tried to go down on her and almost threw up, so that was out of the question. Fucked her a couple of times just because it was easy and she was kind of desperate

My first time was with a friend who had a crush on me. He spent a few years groping me and I would joke about him being a rapist because of it. He started telling me he was in love with me and getting more pushy, and I wasn't doing anything else and he said it was ok if I saw other people too so I started letting him kiss me and touch me.
A couple weeks of that and we're drinking together and he starts to get pushy about me giving him a blowjob so I did and he tells me to fuck him. I wasn't really into it, but I did for a bit and he wasn't into it either. He stopped me pushed me on the bed and started sucking me off and then rimming me, and then he fucked me. I didn't really want it and it hurt, but after a while I enjoyed it.
Once it already happened I figured it didn't matter if he kept fucking me so I let him for years.

>>937422429
holy shit

>>937426873
Thread is still alive? Woah.

>pick her up
>we stop off at a liquor store and get some alcohol first
>go to hotel, check in, go to room, and start drinking
>we start making out
>I finger her a little and she jerks me.
>she goes and gets change into lingerie
>comes out in stuff that clearly doesn't fit
>I try to banish the frumpiness from my mind and use horny virgin thoughts to maintain erection
>despite her claiming to want to fuck raw, she has me put a condom on
>we start missionary and move on to doggy
>I'm going to the spank bank trying to get it over with but just can't
>I think she knew something was up because she then takes the condom off and tries to finish me by blowing me
>finally I take things into my own hands, literally, and jerk off until I cum on her tits
>we drink some more and she offers anal
>I take her up on it but between prep and slowly putting it in, by the time we get going I'm again fighting my mind.
>I pull out and cum on her ass while jerking off again
>At this point, she wants me to cum in her. She tells me to wash up and fuck her raw
>I do it, and between raw sex + spank bank, I'm finally able to finish in her
>we clean up, shower, and I drop her off at home
>we ghost each other and move on

>>937421089
>i'll search for her in IG and post results if i find her
Any luck?

>>937385158 (OP)
>new to the apps tried the lesser known ones at the beginning
>had some matches but all were subpar little luck
>2 weeks pass by match with a fat 4, shes nice friendly very, very straightforward says her primary goal is to hook up. first time trying a fat chick
>go out on a small date then back to her spot
>we talk about safety words and this 4 literally starts saying shes into cnc and abuse.
>wtf how does she have more experience than me wtfff
>go at it realize that shes not tight at all
>try different positions and just like the most i feel is like this chinese fingertrap affect
>pee inside her pretending to cum
>finish her off
>she walks me out both of us knowing it wasnt the best
>go to friends house and tell him how i fucked the shit out of the girl
>never speak again
>Are fat chicks really less tight?

>>937428266
Tell us more.

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>>937426564
i wish something like this happened to me. did you taste his semen? how old were both of you?