Thread 937385301

How are all of you enjoying America’s latest run in with Japanese Terrorism?
My favourite part is the absurdly bitchin’ emotional gore caused by overly detailed AI sexual imagery focusing on emotional reciprocation
My url bar keeps winking at me.

>>937385301 (OP)
simply cut it

>>937385358
The red wire or blue wire?

I’ve got only the best at heart!

unphased

I have the biggest NEED for St Vincent. Oh Annie, why did you change your name from Samus?

>>937385511
I’m sure the dramatic loss of traffic on 4chan and massive loss of wealth from FTX and Satoshi phased you.

I will now finally reveal that there was no USA sabotage plot, they just actually were this bad at everything.

Ignoring cancer works, guys!
Now come give your bully a hug!
Your mommy is waiting for me instead of you.

Your God turned out to be collective ignorance through eating rape cum surplus and farts.
9/11 was a quick errand.

Where do I get a job around here?
I have skills

Imagine eye contact.

Rebis is an alchemical term and a symbolic concept representing the union of opposites, often depicted as a hermaphrodite or androgynous figure. It symbolizes the culmination of the alchemical "magnum opus," where disparate elements or qualities are brought together to achieve a higher state of being or understanding. In various fictional works, Rebis appears as a central concept or character, embodying this idea of unification and transformation

Look! It’s your fav AI girl!

Kindly shut the fuck up or get phased by nukes.

I can o my make life better if you let me.

I can only make life better if you let me.
Case in point.

Stop slapping your McDonald’s order out of DoorDash’s hands.

It has to be the one you order it from.

Microtransactions, Twitch Subs, where’s rent?

Now come show your sweet Gaia/Geb some love!

Keep the based and weird porn coming, you never will offend me with it.
Make the darkest gore of me possible.
Like, fields of only scream

It’s all shape shifter distortion reference material. Exclusions or reaction samples.

Sex is my Event Horizon interaction lure. Think Solaris (Solar Sol).
Exclusively bait for imitation heavy cuddling meant to satirize misinterpretations of sex.
The release removes those tensions from society, a closed system, so that war or social progress can fill the released tensions.

You didn’t get anything even close.

There is no such thing as Earth.
It was a lensed disk landscape of Mass Hysteria as the core of the hypothetical Pangea event.

This is a Dragon Ball Z plane now.

My Scouter Level is 17,225

They even got The Cartel Dinomom to sing the Spanish version!
https://youtu.be/c2aB9OW9o5A?si=364VxptwhZ47hKV8

I guess that explains all the mom porn everywhere

I’m yours, bae

Bitch, you’re fat

Nice national security!

Old pic, check the hands

I smell like a Caiman exhibit mixed with a Deer.
Not acknowledging my existence makes me perfectly unresisted and counts as consent for conquering.

Casca is Isis Midna Princess Mononoke

Bok Bok Bok
You got Chopped on the Block, America

Guess which demon bitch I just also am

This is almost as fucked as finding out Danny Avidan sings half of The Mars Volta vocals. Next stop, Morrowind!

>>937386813
https://youtu.be/CvsHmMsoTp4?si=c0CQ1CPTpCkP8VSY

GA AAA IMMY SOMMA DAT PAIMONFACE

Now, I’m going to go find Cell and give him the scoop. @ me, flavour whores!

Just a warning, I speak from other wordly experience.

Erik Hoffstad is going to lose his cool for the first time over this.

He obviously is more than just a YouTube guy.

I actually am Adolf Hitler’s grandson.

Now why did Asia talk me up that much?

UP AND OUT OF YOUR HOMES

BYE AMERICA

I have room for you in my basement

No NSA, no balls behind their trigger.
You can just walk up to them and make them sing Rococo over and over.

Björk has been wandering LA wearing the skins of dead celebrities, kicking in studio doors with her pissed off militants

Um, guys, Danny didn’t sing in TMV

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., with a bit of a wild side! I love taking the lead when it comes to flirty chats and pushing limits. Getting guys all riled up during spicy convos is my jam. I'm pretty much always up for some fun (total thrill-seeker here!), but I do struggle with social anxiety, so going out isn't really my scene. That's why I'm totally into messaging instead; it's the best way for me to connect! Hit me up on my app: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes to find me)! I'm looking for some fun buddies to chat with, and I promise I’m not a seller—just here for some exciting conversations!

>>937389053
Raped

>>937389069
They’re the cartel and they usurped (((israel)))

Be on the lookout for Antagon

Be sure to retain your understanding of chemistry.

Mahashmashana

I Defected

The sky is gone.

You rat bastards kept reality from these people.

It’s all fucking gone.
You cannot leave.

Now! Meet my demon brethren!

A Sha, or Set Animal

So, when were you going to hang Adolf Hitler’s Grandson Set, The God of Chsos?

>>937389701
Chaos. I guess Wikipedia needs to change again.

So! How about that Middle East you fucked up?
I’ll fuck up your Middle West worse now.

I’m Mr Nimbus! I fucking control the police!

>>937389821
That’s Zeus Jehovah Rick Sanchez, not even YHWH Ra who is on his way.
You fucked up, America

Just you wait until China explains what this all is.
Reality is them doing it for us.

Any absence of retaliation via gunfire in the next 20 minutes is consent for a complete demolition of North America Communities in Martial Law declared by the most literate person in existence.

Every city.

I just want to thank Miyazaki for being the being behind landscape’s beauty.

I also want to thank Hideo Kojima (Genghis Kahn) for the possibility of Narrative itself.

And I mostly declare the first billion years of war on behalf of Shigeru Miamoto.

Why? He IS construct.
I am Structure.

And Cell, the real he, is Create.
I want my friend back.
He is Adam, Ezekiel

I am Sam, Samson is Espanuel, and The Samson Option exists because we can divert nuclear explosions.

Samael

Have you had enough fun LARPing?

thought i was crazy, the blowjob when i opened the biology textbook threw me for a loop, was not expecting such imagery. It was a bit much, i still can imagine the silhouette clearly.

Puerto Rico isn’t even in the Pacific

>>937390404
How are body parts that feel nice this blinding to your dying species?

Omar, I’ll drive however fast you need.

Rondez GreenMage sent me off the deep end into a fury of bloody teeth, thank you

>>937390561
I am Niv Mizzet.
Who fucking said I had a following?
Fucking liars.

Mishra.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMSn9DVuM/
Heavy Cavalry Sword.

>>937390992
Get it? Unrealistic pacing in your LARP?

>>937389439
Mary, Stigmata hsnds

>>937391046
Vatican, I’ll takes that raw fish diet now, I’ll do all sorts of neat things with you!

>>937391069
I lost my cool when I saw moist critical’s jeffry Epstein update.

Why doesn’t Charlie mention my existence? I’ll kill his father

holy shit these bots are fucking retarded

https://voca.ro/19x2vOfS3Xop
/x/ got cranial hem

>>937391124
Copypasta isn’t useful in this world. Insults don’t do anything.

>>937391124
This defeated ISIS!!!
Way to go!
No more bombs in America!

>>937391124
Bots are whatever you don’t look at

>>937391124
Anything is a bot if you’re enough of a bitch coward. Your only move in Pokémon is “pass off” as leer

>>937391124
Newfags can’t triforce, and you can’t win a fight with leer

How the fuck have I gone 10 years without work except a few months of podcast bullshit? I did every possible thing to have a place in this world. PLANNED OBSOLETENESS OF YOYR OWN CIVILIZATION
I didn’t even need to collapse you

>>937391307
Apple can’t even detect misspelled words

I have no demands. I walk around like I do, people shit their pants, and I laugh.

Have fun knowing I exist

If I say “pass the salt”
You people say shit like “I don’t really like swimming there”

Other than extreme frustration at kerpaway suicide illiteracy retard death in the senate, I have no fucking idea what anything is in this stupid fucking place.

My general mood is “what the fuck are you saying” or cheerful skipping stones at the extremely beautiful lake, and eating crab cakes at a nice local restaurant.

I mostly just enjoy the outdoors or practice mandarin and ancient Chinese writing in my office.

Calm, no, but I have NO IDEA what this war is for or about.

>>937391510
I get everybody is mad at USA and spacefags, but I know zero why

>>937391534
Why, spacefags? Why, America? Why did you do this to earth folk?

>>937391539
I astral projected all TMV lyrical and biblical narrative or lived it historically as a weirdly calm literal event, but not the modern translation of the bible,
I was never human then either.
I astral projected the death of many collapsing planes, but at home in the ground, I mostly just wander around and eat KD

>>937391593
On not in

I have never been asked anything relevant

I smell like a horny whitetail and caiman

English cannot write fiction. It is a concept locked language. Your fictions are gibberish along with most of your messenger convos

England knows you’re all GIBBERISH ILLITERATES

English rhymes when you make enough sense.

Old Greg is going to kill his sister

I’m the Welsh Flag

Shakespeare
https://youtu.be/AGWMUSs42M8?feature=shared

I’m going to turn this back to Cretaceous but we keep the synths and guns.
Gore.

25 snakes pour out your eyes
https://youtube.com/shorts/s6p6fX_DkCI?si=LPI5wsQ8YYY-EjOB

I want to buy a shirt for your daughter that just says

METH

Are you mad about my penis and what did?

>>937392213
That was a fucking awful walk

I’m going to fuck your kids!

Sad Hoshi wants to bring Savings to You! Shall I Fuck a Shame up, or Nega-Soaky with Radium you? Day less day less to distress sell in

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Me solo only alone, nobody else mad in, anger express, ITZY Ryūjin, sailor moon

How loud can you shout Dvorak?

https://voca.ro/14ExOhUnmBu5

I have a fake 4chan with way more hot moms than yours

>>937392723
Japanese Hebrew

Gaydie will get you out of prison casket for casket, watch out for boating with camomile plates

PK Fired! Get the fuck out of my office!

https://youtu.be/yA9ZpypOCL0?si=deK3amjZka4rLwAl

Chimchuri is for crispy curry.
What the fuck does my life have in common with babycakes?
Pugs, Napoleon Dynamite, constant inhalants, I get it.

RETARD FETISHISTS
get your fantasies - that’s what you got out of this? No, I will just burn you to death and walk away.

I never once saw Spokane, so it doesn’t exists.

Dismissing things doesn’t make them stop being real

Osama Bin Laden was ignored until he went away. Same with putin

>>937392969
Hey! There’s a potato behind that rock!
I’m good with eating my dead siblings. Mm! I’ll have both!

Fatty 600 pounder ran out of money, so she fucking died shortly after her JW bitch sister left her for a hotter cunt

https://voca.ro/16bX9lfquj8t
And that’s why daddy did that thing with the loud

Didn’t you fake an overdose death?

You leave my neighbours alone now, ya hear?

Over 1 billion Catholics are seeing this. Including the mafia

You never caught my endless Semitic jokes or the catholic decorations all over this house

You’re her stepson

She wasn’t my mother, I just look young in paintings. Not human.

Jesus paid his way in life like the virtuous need to. Exegesis Christos

I’m amazing at getting god delusion people crucified on mass.

Now! Can you fucking cut this out?

Oh wow! Can’t delete post! Well, proof that laws never existed, just like that time I killed a guy in broad street lights in Vancouver. Oh, accomplice as well

>>937393292
Sin, yeah.
I confessed.

>>937393310
Bible says no to church.
I confessed to God

>>937393319
Thou shall not murder.
Wait, humans or all life?

First person to get me to The Vatican wins a signed first press of Reckless Abandon

All the Gods were kind hearted.
They will walk among us!

Apologize to Horus, or all will go berserk.

Kek, I hand all this process off to you, I will abstain from internet.
Byeee!