Goon Thread

Eternal Edging Edition

>>937397480 (OP)
incel gooning again?

>>937397573
You are on /b/, what else do you expect

Is anyone doing that kind of edit?

Would love some teenie captions flooding my DMs <3

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love goon captions. send some my way to make my day at the office less boring

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anyone want to goon?

>>937399748
I’ll goon here

>>937399775
pic unrelated

Porn

what are some good twitters for this content

>>937401943
What does picrel mean?

>>937402000
nn = non nude

>>937402050
>nn = non nude
I know, but who's under eighteen, and what does it even mean?

>weak minded enough to be influenced by text on images
Ya'll are taking up oxygen real people need.

having a cursed fleshlight that makes me unable to stop pumping would be heaven

I'm so tempted to get a fleshlight

>>937403504
best investment ive evermade

We want space porn now. It's too clean and too clearly.

I bought it and I'm installing it myself, try to stop me!!!

I need a fleshlight and a cage and a dildo, the trifecta

>>937404222
trips of truth

>>937403504
get it, it feels amazing. especially if you keep it and lube in hot water before using it. you put your dick inside and its so snug, so soft, so tight, and hot and lubed up

>>937404284
Fuck yess

>>937403504
Get a tenga one shot to see if you like it before committing. You'll probably love it

>>937403504
100000% work it, combined with VR it is extremely close to the real thing.

>>937406626
VR has made my porn and hypno addiction so much worse, would recommend

>>937401943
Rule 2. retard.

Why are captions so freaking hot?

>>937410005
Fuck...

>>937397480 (OP)
i feel like i'm doing this right so i'm gonna post my first time doing this

Didn't save many of these. I prefer colourful, simple captions with a little edge on it. Something that spins your imagination into freefall.

Don't have many examples but I'll share what I got.

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>>937414855
You know it's going to take a lot of effort to post these. I'd rather be wanking.

>>937414766
Gross looks like my sister

can yall do something with this girl. I think she has like 14k followers

>>937403467
>>937417113
>>937415049
these + findom caps

>>937417945
Hnnnng yes mommy

Here to goon like a good boy <3 please send

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hey there, i'm a 21-year-old from the east coast, and let me tell you, I'm all about those late-night chats that get a little wild! i'm on the curvy side and love to tease and push buttons during our spicy convos until we both can't take it anymore. i'm super comfortable with the whole sexting vibe since meeting up can get a bit overwhelming for me sometimes with all that anxiety floating around. looking for some fun and flirty friends who enjoy the thrill too! add me 4 fun: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes to find me) and let's dive into some hot chats!

I tell you that man is unreliable the Russians had their fingers right on the button like we did for that one EHHHHHH EHHHHHH

>>937397480 (OP)
https://youtu.be/KohD6EtWdfo

>>937424129
POKI PORN

someone dump presley caps pls

>>937425301
It feels sooooo good

>>937425352
hnnnnng

>>937425557
Sydney makes me goon so much

>>937425582
Addy gooning is the truth. Add in viagra and MDA for an even better sesh that'll have you stroking as hard and fast as you physically can for over an hour without stopping or edging

Amazing goon thread for a Monday. Great job anon. Luckily those session gooners didn't end thread!

>>937425801
Goddess Sydney

>>937426042
oops, guilty

>>937426345
I cant stop pumping omg

>>937426042
username doesn't return anything, have any more? im in love

>>937426371

>>937426638
Oh fuck you're going to make me pump my brains out

>>937426371

>>937426837
I cant even focus anymore I'm just pumping

Pump your brains out for perfect Boutine brats

Grp

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>>937426951
omg

>>937427011
Thank you, Riley!

>>937426699
FUCK YES

>>937427095
omg it feels so good fuck

Nghhhhhh need colorful goon caps or bbc

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>>937426866
YOU WISH you could have her milky milky loser

>>937427157
hnnnng yes I do

>>937427191
where your face belongs

>>937427370
Im mommy slave

>>937427134
bet your load is so tiny, YOU'LL NEVER DROP A MASSIVE HOT LOAD ON A CUTE FACE

>>937427538
Fuck you're so right i barely dribble cum out of my cock

>>937427000
more neeko

ugh any teen caps?

>>937427595
if this was your sister you'd be sniffing her used bikini and dropping your little cummies in them

>>937427977
Yes I would im a pervert

>>937427977
fuuuuck iwill cum so hard

>>937427972
you cry as she steals your gf and they laugh!

>>937428026
even your mom stole your gf!! What a cuck loser!!!

>>937428195
AND your grandma did, too!!!

>>937427595
that's a weenis not a cock. Your mom just keeps cucking you lol!

What's your longest goon sesh?

I've sat in one spot and stroked non stop (basically only stopping to re-lube or to stop from cumming) for ~25 hours, twice. First time I only stopped because I couldn't hold my shit in anymore, and second time stopped because my shoulder, elbow, and fingers all felt like they were on fire and I was afraid of going into a medical textbook beside "gooner" lol. Rented a hotel room for those sessions, recommend.

>>937429828
I've done 24+ hrs before. With small breaks to (in order) take more sildenafil first so it has timeto kick in, wash my face, put on some coffee for mood, some acetimenophen for joint pain, load a bowl, chop some coke. As is tradition

>>937430194
If you have a job know you have to start Friday afternoon, as you will need to sleep all Sunday to recover and not get fired, or call in sick as you'll still be massively fucked up, sweaty and blotchy with wild eyes.. I've prolonged marathon sessions into sunday before, and was fired from that job upon arrival. I'd already called in toomuch and went into work high and no sleep since Thursday night, and was fired within the first 5min monday morning.

>>937429828
Live with gf, rare to get more than a few hours. oh well

>>937428826
I love rachel

>>937430907
go to a stip club, ask if it ever snows around here, get some goods. Tell her you are taking a golf trip with the boys and get a hotel for a weekend.

>>937428190

Nggggh, I would self take a pink X-Change pill to go full thotty female or blue one, get femboified if they were real and turn into an actual living sexdoll pumptoy goonbait. Get my chest and ass pump, pumped up.

>>937431074

Cont......get transformed into an Alice or Belle doppleganger

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looking for hardcore gooners, captions etc. 3d only. Using poppers and melting my brain for belle rn

>>937431164
THEME? here's some teen non nude.

>>937431164
This was a manager at a restaurant I worked with. Ifuckedher and her best friend and created a huge fight and then walked outleaving the kitchen in chaos. I kept fucking her along with a different server who kept texting me and wouldnt take no for an answer. I fucked this tig bitty witch (pentagram included) withher daughter in the other room and she didn't care to be quiet in her moans. Like it was an everyday thing

>>937431534

Yeeeesssss.....

>>937431164
more non nude

>>937431658
> teen non nude HQ

>>937431164
CUCKED

>>937431839
cucked again

>>937431705

>>937431737
Sess?

>>937431745
This caption talks about me. I don't have sex anymore lol
>>937429828
Mmm like 5 hours, wish to have more time
>>937403504
Buy it. It feels so good and (for me) it's a big turn on i only fuck a fake pussy and not real girls.

>>937431944

based models

>>937431973

Yessss, love these....If you make them you should do one including bimbo, fuckdoll and x-change pills since I was tricked into taking them and turned into a belle doppleganger....