What would you do if your best friend bought one of these?

>>937401502 (OP)
I don't have any friends.

>>937401502 (OP)
he'd never, we have standards

>>937401679
Family?

>>937401502 (OP)
i'd want a ride in it because i think they're cool

>>937401716
ya but what if

>>937401502 (OP)
I'd grab him by the balls and pull him close. I'd look him in the eyes and kiss him on his sweet mouth. He'd be shocked, but I would feel him melt in my arms and relax. I'd squeeze his balls hard to shock him back, and I'd drag him over to the couch.
We'd break up from our kiss, and I'd shove him down onto the couch. He'd watch as I pull off my shirt and pants. I'd start to dance in front of him, and then I'd reach over and help him pull his clothes off. We'd both be in our underwear, and I'd get down on my knees and start licking his cock through his underwear. I'd feel the bulge on my tongue and tease him.
I'd start pulling his underwear off to reveal his big dick. I'd slurp on it while I slowly take my own underwear off. After a few minutes of foreplay, I'd spin around and present my ass. He'd eat it wantingly. I'd moan and stroke my own dick - waiting for the best part.
He'd slowly put in his massive meat. I'd make some cute moans as I take it all. He'd pump me good for a while - changing positions, letting me ride, etc.
After we finish, I'd ask him if he got a new car.

>>937401719
No siblings, my mom's dead and my father is 92 and suffers from dementia doesnt even recognize me. Go and hug your friends. Being all alone socks.

>>937401957
Holy shit bro looking for a new friend?

>>937402017
Well you’re not alone if you’re here with us

I miss Josh so much

>>937402582
I guess. Thanks and have a good day, friend.

>>937401679
This

>>937401502 (OP)
Friends don't let friends drive junk.

>>937401502 (OP)
I'd ridicule the fuck out of him.

>>937401502 (OP)
arrange a surprise 'coming out' party for him

>>937401502 (OP)
I'd fucking wreck the shit out of it.
By asking him for a ride... it'll be lucky to make it to the end of the block. It risks trapping in a fire the death trap that it is.

>>937401502 (OP)
Mock him, just like any other SUV owner.

>>937403596
This. SUVs are for women.

>>937401502 (OP)
I'd just ghost him.

>>937401502 (OP)
>just found out my friend is literally Hitler
I'm shaking rn.

>>937401502 (OP)
I can't comprehend having a friend let alone multiple friends and a "best" friend. how the fuck does that even work outside the movies

>>937401502 (OP)

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>937401502 (OP)
Silently lament his failure, but accept that he's an adult and capable of making his own decisions.

>>937403862
It’s your ride or die

So Nuri is a gooner after all

Do the pugs fart a lot

>>937401502 (OP)
Nice Wankpanzer, I didn't know you have a micro penis!

>>937406843
It’s not mine, I drive a mustang mach e

>>937406938
You aren't my best friend either.

>>937401502 (OP)
My best friend is my wife and she doesn't make purchases like that without my consent.

>>937401502 (OP)
If I were my friends I would say get that thing out of your house

>>937401502 (OP)
laugh
>>937407249
>My best friend is my wife
kek
your wife might be your best friend, but you're not hers
every married man finds this out eventually

>>937407068
I want to be

>>937401502 (OP)
I'd ask him if he loves raping children as much as republicans.

>>937401502 (OP)
I would buy one for myself as a show of solidarity.

>>937407905
uhh, based‽

>>937407905
Fuckin same

>>937401502 (OP)

>>937401502 (OP)
i'd call him a fucking dweeb and make fun of him endlessly

>>937407402
>but you're not hers
Sounds like a (You) problem

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>>937410481
It had such potential..

Well..

>>937412318
i have 9 of them, i've spent my entire life selling them

>>937413731
Jesus Christ that’s like over 2 million dollars lol

Fuck I hate trans people

>>937401502 (OP)
My boss bought one