Thread 937405863

G/fur
Bite butts edition

who bit my butt

>>937405863 (OP)
The mods of this subreddit seem to be really, really worried about an entire, single, anonymous, unnamed person and their use of the word 'furry' to describe themselves

>>937405863 (OP)
How's monkey game?

anyone else notice this thread from the other day is still alive but not listed on the catalog?

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>>937407146
nevermind it's showing it's dead when i post it here but in my browser tab it's still green and updating every 5 seconds while other threads have gone red and show 404s that one hasn't

just weird i've never seen that in the 15 years i've been on here

Hello

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your webpage to help him gain world domination.

>>937409213
hey waz how you been

>>937409256
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How long till I have to worry about what that entails?
>>937409300
Watched my niece today and I think she was the worst behaved she's been so far but other than that I'm alright. How's you?

>>937409455
im babysitting a kitten its kinda like that

im pretty good me and cheese are renovating a place before we move in

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>>937409213
wow hi me

>>937409577
Kitten getting into places where they don't belong or are they eating stuff like wires? oooh cat bothering you during renovating, how's that been going?
>>937409711
Hey me, how's me?

>>937409817
okay bitten by thousands bugs also hot

>>937409817
we're at my parents temporarily so kitty is far way from renovations thankfully but he needs lots of attention while we're here

>>937410057
Ya it's hot, thankfully not that many bugs where I've been
>>937410058
Does he get into mischief if not given attention?

>>937410219
yes like climbing on my laptop he likes standing on the keyboard for some reason

feetsie feets!!

>>937410253
He's trying his best to help, he needs his own laptop

>>937410219
mmmm bugs

>>937410409
yea~ i gonna nap i so eepy it good seeing you again

>>937410477
No good
>>937410551
Nap well

>>937410593
get stung like me plz

>>937410660
Don't think I've ever been and hopefully it stays that way, mosquitos get me enough while I'm out

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hi thread

>>937410737
mosquitos counts

>>937410837
Hey Mav, How are you?
>>937410879
I think of being stung as bees getting ya but if mosquitos count I've been stung plenty. I scratch them too much, got a scar from one getting infected

>>937411015
don't get stung by bees plz

>>937411015
I'm ok, adjusting to the new medication. The tiredness will subside they say.
A bit hungry for sushi might buy some red shrimp later
what about you?

Mosquitos don't bite me for some reason

>>937411104
I'll try not to but I only have so much control over that, some are assholes
>>937411140
Hopefully it does, perma tired is awful
That sounds good, having tacos tonight
>>937411170
They like certain people's blood more for some reason

>>937411414
but I love bess!

>>937411548
They're cool when they aren't trying to bother me

>>937411729
you are bothering them grrrrrrrrrrrr
brb going for run maybe I won't melt

>>937411775
Not always, sometimes I'm on concrete and they are over by me getting in my face
Don't melt

>>937410290
Nigger

hmm so many images to choose from

>>937411414
I'll see in the future how it'll turn out
I started on anti biotics due to an infection
I'll be fine shrimp for dinner and happy still

I think it was O - or something in the likes that mosqitoes doesn't like

>>937412543
Don't know what blood type I am but can't be that with how much I usually get bit
A shrimp dinner will help keep that happiness going

>>937412821
You ok waz?

>>937413299
Wanting to go to bed but that's going to have to wait 8 hours

>>937413401
You got anything on your mind you want to get off?

>>937406925
Donkey Kong has become Shiva, God of Destruction.

>>937413440
Not off the top of my head no, you?
>>937413518
Hey Snarf, how's you?

>>937410290
stimnky!!

>>937413440
post your hooves

>>937413957
Did you melt?

>>937414263
close

>>937414406
Eventually it'll be back to being cold

>>937414730
its not that bad this year

>>937414822
Some days have been, got to 100 not too long ago

>>937414892
same but thats not that bad

>>937415684
It really doesn't get much hotter than that here

>>937415906
its closer to 96 at worst

>>937415924
That's more than melting for me

>>937416239
same

>>937416504
Melting is pretty bad

>>937416556
I'm not lava man myself

>>937416743
same

im awake

>>937417549
Henlo

>>937417549
How was nap?

>>937405863 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>937417259
uhghghghghg!
>>937417549
no sleep!

>>937417767
ya

>>937418101
uhgggggggggggggggggg!

>>937418221
yep

>>937418781
ugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>937418805
yes

>>937418890
hoober

>>937418959
hoober?

>>937405863 (OP)
>Bite butts
buttmunch

>>937419076
horse

>>937419103
horse?

>>937417549
mmmm zoosadist artist art is so taboo~

>>937419146
neigh

>>937420622
I see

>>937420669
hmm?

>>937420764
mmmmmmmmm

>>937420863
its raining

>>937421418
Clear as day here

>>937421655
its night

>>937421841
Almost 8 here, still pretty light out

>>937421956
almost 2am

>>937422038
Pretty late

>>937422161
hmm yes night

>>937422249
I'm usually asleep by then

>>937422292
night me

>>937422328
Sleep well me

>>937417649
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>>937417767
nap was good, nice relaxing day

>>937422446
Kitty didn't wake you up mid nap?

>>937422551
nope, was well behaved for once, he on my lap now being adorable

>>937422446
err noic

>>937422596
What kind of cat is he? And by that I mean color because I don't know breeds

>>937422708
tabby so like pretty striped gray, pretty smol maybe 2-3 months old

we not keeping him just taking care of him until broken leg heals

>>937422754
They look cool. Though I've always got bad luck with those. 2 outta 3 of the ones I've known don't like me and the one that does like me has problems. Now when I think about it they're all girls too. How'd he break his leg?

>>937422898
dont know we found him on the side of the road, prob got hit by a car

he's very sweet and loving he gonna be a good kitty for someone

>>937422969
awwww hope he finds a good family
Any reason you guys aren't keeping him?

>>937423065
neither of us want a kitty, its a big commitment for a long time. if we wanted a kitty he would be perfect

you want a kitty?

>>937423159
Ya, same reason I wouldn't be taking him
Plus I get to pet all my mom's cats when I go visit her, they make it easy and come to the door when I enter

>>937423445
my mom is already full on cats, i pet them too when im here

>>937424671
My mom has 5 cats and most of the time I'm there I just sit there petting them

Tums.

>>937425319
nums

>>937425445
Num the tums.

>>937425750
ye

>>937425831
Nom fembois.

>>937426255
ye

hmmm

>>937426609
hmmm?

>>937426721
i do be thinking about stuff, and things, but mainly stuff

>>937426836
Anything good or more of an overthink?

>>937426864
oh yes, definitely overthink, break down kinda shit but i'm still here!!! i'm still here

>>937427027
oh, sorry to hear. Would talking about it help any? And hey being here is a pretty good thing even if sometimes it doesn't feel like it

>>937427182
just problems with someone else that's all. i won't go too in detailed because i've already talked to a couple people about it. whatever it's wahtever, anywyays how're you doing?

>>937427368
Well I hope those problems get resolved or they get fucked, really whichever you prefer
Playing tarkov with friends doing good

>>937427574
i don't know what i want, to be honest. it's all a struggle.

that's sick, how's it goin? is it still fun?

>>937427684
Makes it a bit tougher, well if it's not time sensitive you can always give yourself time but I'm sure you'll figure it out
I think fun a subjective term with how people talk about it but I enjoy playing it. Hardcore wipe is really tough when you start a bit late

>>937427942
i have to wait for him to think about it for now. nothing else i can do.

if it's destiny 2 grind levels of "fun", then it's not fun, but other than that, wiping sounds horrid, i heard you lose everything if you die

>>937428197
Don't stress over it too much then
Think I played 5 hours of that so can't exactly compare it but from what I heard it's different kind of grind, I like clicking on people and it scratches that itch. And ya if you die you lose what you brought in, at this point I don't mind that since I've been playing so long

>>937428442
i'm doing my best. it's hard, yknow.

it sucks don't play destiny again. i've been clean from destiny for almost a year, feels good. i understand, though, sounds like it tends to get easier when you understand the core of it so it's not as rough as the first few hardcore deaths

>>937428442
Just wondering if a gfur butts mod would be a thing people would actually use

>>937428833
Ya, that's why beating yourself up isn't going to help
I wasn't too keen on it, I think it turned free or something and a friend played it so we played it for not terribly long compare to what I've heard people put into that game. True, this wipe they've change quite a bit to make things worse so it's a lot rougher
>>937429011
I'm sure someone would

>>937429197
kitty

>>937429290
i've spent so much time grinding that shit. for what? armor that they decided to "NOPE DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE" twice now?? i grinded for the best gear and stats, nearly a quadruple 100+ stat split (6 stats, only really 2 of them are supposed to be at 100), and now they decided "haha do it again lmao", but i haven't played since last year, so haha no

this wipe? are you saying on NORMAL you lose all your shit, but you lose even more on hardcore???

>>937429863

yo

>>937429863
oof
You don't lose more on death but everything costs more and till community backlash of it being too hard quests weren't a thing the first day and you only had 3 maps to choose from where if you wanted to go to the one you needed to go to you'd have to transit from one of those 3 maps so you'd most likely die even before you got to that map

>>937405863 (OP)
i just got banned from all of the 4chan subredits for saying that the gfur
bite butts post is cringe

>>937430151
look at this spotted kitty

>>937430353
that sounds not fun at all! like pubg, but worse

>>937430809
why is it being held like a gun

>>937430823
the cat fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute

>>937430809
thats a leopard

>>937430809
I had a bunch of fun with pubg, though winning was a secondary objective

>>937430809

I've seen him before, cutie.

>>937430920

ur a leopard

>>937430948
no im bnuy

>>937430920
no it's the uhhh... alepechian.... spotted... uhhh... felinis belinis,

>>937430935
i used to play pubg with a guy on here called drunkguy or something similar, posted dethklok pictures. it was much fun in the early days where it was just the game, and the genre (game genre, i know the movie) took off. but yes!! it wasn't about winning, i always felt like it was more of a "how many people can i annoy after downing?"

tell me, are you a cuddle person or a sex person? would you prefer sex or would you prefer cuddles?

>>937430948
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>>937410290
oh my goodness :3

>>937431226
I loved watership down.

>>937431235
We'd call team meetings and we'd have to drop what we were doing and convene on their location to usually flashbang them or talk about some dumb shit. Somehow we almost always ended up in the top 10
Cuddles are great but I think I'm making this question harder than it should because I'm overthinking about the whole relationship if one is done a whole lot more than the other so I'll just go with what I post all the time. You?

>>937431466
have you ever had a group of people to make multiple parties and try to queue in the same games?

i'm a cuddler. my philosophy is that sex is great, i want sex. but, what if you want a hug? what if there's a day where you're too sensitive and you need someone to hold for the day? the cuddlers are there, but not the sexers.

>>937431675
literally me

>>937431675
No, just a party of 4 max
I agree with ya on the need someone to hold but I don't think it's a binary one category can't do the other

>>937431715
i don't really get demons when i have sleep paralysis, i hear excessively loud static and try to move my body. maybe i could count myself lucky in that regard

>>937431859
oh man, it was definitely a different way to play. obviously kind of cheaty, but it's also really funny when you have a group of 16 people running up to a group of 4 and making monkey noises

yeh, i know it's more nuanced, but it's also a way to generalize what someone might like, you know? or am i not making any sense, i feel like i'm not

>>937405863 (OP)
Gfur
Bite butts edition? What are those?

Possible answers:
*what kind of meme is this?
*what are gfurbites?
*why are they in editions?

Answer me and i will tell you a meme!

>>937405863 (OP)
Welcome to Gfur
Bite butts edition!
Gfur
Bite is a 3D horror game heavily influenced by survival horror games of the 90's, and the survival horror genre as a whole

ugh!

i am going to drink a hot chocolate

>>937432804
stupid anon, i hope it's tasty, i hope you enjoy it, ugh, baka anon

Goodnight.

goodnight snarf

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>>937411140
Sauce???

Fat

Ugh

>>937413567
You just said you were sad earlier that was what I was thinking about.

>>937413957
Hooves?

>>937435170
thiccwithaq

>>937439033
Hooves!

>>937439267
Hmm I do not know what hooves are, maybe it's a call or a sign

>>937439319
Grrrrr how!

>>937439391
hmm hooves hmm what is hooves?

>>937439409
Grrr!

>>937439471
Hoobs! that what is called!
Use the right terms borb

>>937439519
Hoeven!

>>937439793
Eww rimjob

>>937440172
It feels great getting rimmed tbh lol

>>937440547
Thought you were virgin

>>937439267
Lickable fag

>>937440697
I've only had sex 3 times and I am 24 + the incubus/succubus keeps touching me licking me
Once it used it's penis made me gape with air it's fucking weird sometimes having a ghost like you

>>937440736
Thought you were like 18

>>937441011
thanks borb for saying I look young
thankies, I am 24. got a crummy beard and hairy legs I need to shave once or twice a month

>>937441071
Shave your legs hun

MAVVY OOOOOLLLDDD

>>937441617
The endless battle to shave all the hair

>>937441680
24 is old? gr people say I look young for my age couldn't buy alcohol at stores until i was 20

>>937432015
We'd laugh so hard if that happened to us, I remember we'd grab every flash and smoke then try to punch people
Ya you're making sense, just getting a general feel and sometimes that can give more than surface level info

>>937441945
Shave shave

heyo geyos

baftime is back and better than ever, but sex drive low these days it seems :(

slowly turning my bedroom into a dungeon though - so that's a plus ^^

>>937442097
Hey baf, you've got the dungeon ready for when you're ready

new thread
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