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Anonymous 7/21/2025, 9:55:25 PM No.937412352 >>937413082 >>937416270 >>937417159 >>937419010 >>937419660
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My wife left me for an Ethiopian warlord...

How do I recover from this?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 9:56:40 PM No.937412404 >>937412589
become a bigger and better warlord to really stick it 'em
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:01:17 PM No.937412589 >>937412762 >>937415639
>>937412404
What is the process for becoming a warlord in America?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:05:04 PM No.937412762 >>937412846
>>937412589
be black
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:06:39 PM No.937412846
>>937412762
Dammit...
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:10:53 PM No.937413037 >>937413083
My wife left me for an American pasty white kid…

How do I recover from this?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:11:53 PM No.937413082 >>937413792
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>>937412352 (OP)
You can't. Let it defeat you.
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:11:55 PM No.937413083 >>937413174
>>937413037
Did he have a mullet?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:13:51 PM No.937413174 >>937413792
>>937413083
He had a sexy beard and his name was Gosh
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:28:22 PM No.937413792 >>937413883
>>937413082
Never.

>>937413174
Sounds like you're boned, there's no recovering from that...
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:30:19 PM No.937413883 >>937414356
>>937413792
Can we date?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:40:17 PM No.937414356 >>937414492
>>937413883
Are you Ethiopian?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:43:21 PM No.937414492 >>937414704
>>937414356
I’m Nigerian..
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:47:29 PM No.937414704 >>937414985
>>937414492
From Niger or Nigeria?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:53:23 PM No.937414985 >>937415186
>>937414704
I’m a Nigerian warlord, but not Ethiopian
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:57:12 PM No.937415186 >>937415203
>>937414985
Alright, we could probably make it work then
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:57:33 PM No.937415203 >>937415334 >>937416769
>>937415186
I’m white though
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:00:25 PM No.937415334 >>937415605 >>937416769
>>937415203
I'm colorblind, it's ok
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:06:38 PM No.937415605 >>937416176
>>937415334
Are you really?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:07:27 PM No.937415639 >>937416176
>>937412589
cause a civil war and win it.
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:20:46 PM No.937416176 >>937416276
>>937415605
Maybe.

>>937415639
Ok, I think I will do that
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:22:49 PM No.937416270 >>937416521
>>937412352 (OP)
Stop, watch this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:22:56 PM No.937416276 >>937416521
>>937416176
Don’t be colorblind
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:28:53 PM No.937416521 >>937416721
>>937416270
Blissful.

>>937416276
Can I be dyslexic?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:33:57 PM No.937416721 >>937416950
>>937416521
You can be rarded, take it or leave it
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:35:05 PM No.937416769 >>937416865 >>937416950
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>>937415203
>>937415334
Shipping these afro-faggots so hard rn you are perfect 4 each other <3
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:37:35 PM No.937416865
>>937416769
Thank you, I’ve been trying to get in his pants for years now
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:39:46 PM No.937416950
>>937416721
Well that's a given.

>>937416769
Thanks
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:44:46 PM No.937417159 >>937417688
>>937412352 (OP)
I was warlord in an African nation (would rather not say which) when a rival warlord steal your woman you must take your warband's AIDS-men and AIDS rape every single person from his home village. After that the rival man and woman would be crucified in the canopy and left to be slowly raped to death by the AIDS ridden apes and monkeys. There was much AIDS back then.
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 11:57:57 PM No.937417688 >>937419152
>>937417159
Set me down this path to salvation, brother
Anonymous 7/22/2025, 12:32:17 AM No.937419010 >>937419722
>>937412352 (OP)
Sounds interesting. Sell the story to a newspaper and get rich.
(And dont give the bitch a second chance.)
Anonymous 7/22/2025, 12:35:28 AM No.937419152 >>937419722
>>937417688
Simple bru, if you have basic competency with weapons and tactics you can take over an entire warband easily. Slot a only a few and the rest will surrender. Dispose of the previous warlord and his loyal lieutenants and you now have a warband. Back then I had a warband 200+ strong. Don't forget that it's a pack of predators and the moment you flinch they'll rip you apart and embrace a new alpha.
Anonymous 7/22/2025, 12:46:54 AM No.937419660 >>937419948
>>937412352 (OP)
that must a relative of the nigerian prince sending me emails
Anonymous 7/22/2025, 12:48:04 AM No.937419722 >>937420992
>>937419010
I dunno, I'm still pissed about it kinda.

>>937419152
Alright, I will try this...
Anonymous 7/22/2025, 12:52:57 AM No.937419948
>>937419660
I mean, it's two different sides of the continent
Anonymous 7/22/2025, 1:21:08 AM No.937420992
>>937419722
Sterkte, bru! If you cross paths with a short little black bastard going by GOAT/Satan with a giant half-breed second in command going by Jesus/Lazar tell them Cutter got out and is still kickin'. TIA...