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grim

>>937431576
this stupid dork got moves

pepo have any stories from the gas station yet?

>>937431749
Very interesting red flags she’s got pixelated in the bg of her pics just noticing

>>937432001
I'm so glad esfand saved her

learn how to make webms easy fast

something strange is afoot

no one can read this so i'm going to confess that i

>>937432051
>I'm so glad esfand raped her

i just wanna say i love lilypichu

i just wanna say i love lilypichu more

every day let thoughts of beautiful fauxre fill your head and do things to make her happy. you must do this every day.

i just wanna say i love lilypichu most

i have no strong feelings about lilypichu one way or the other

anyone else feel that?

>>937432279
lilypichu is for the short kings none of you biggers are allowed to love her

musta been the wind

lilypichu is for michael and michael alone

>>937432378
I wanna cum in kimis drink

>>937432442
not for long

>>937432448
I'd like to cum in her pussy

Personally I'm parasocial for breebunn

>>937432378
kimikimikimi

kimi got chonky as shit

>>937432442
i respect michael for this pull all i'm going to say is he should watch his back

>>937432613
30s be rough out there

>>937432403
Yellow wonky teeth girl

>>937432708
as a yellow wonky teeth dude fuck you

>>937432665
i mean not really... just dont get fat, just dont consume more calories than you burn, its that simple, people use age as an excuse, its stupid

>>937432763
>just dont consume more calories than you burn
this value changes as you age retard
it is objectively harder to stay thin as you get older

>>937432792
just go on a treadmill sissy

>>937432827
looking fat is almost entirely related to diet

>>937432763
yeah, it's lifestyle. most americans in their late 20s early 30s start packing on pounds from eating, drinking, and not exercising for a decade plus. they're not getting fat overnight. it takes a while of losing muscle mass and gaining fat.

go watch "reign over me"

go watch "pee all over me"

>>937432853
I've seen it already but its pretty good
I like punch drunk love way more though in terms of serious sandler films

>>937432792
it does slow, but not by that much actually. most people just stop being active once they're out of school. you'd be surprised how many calories you burn from walking alone.

go watch "shit all over me"

>>937432837
it comes back to calories in calories out, but yes being in a calory deficit is achieved easier by eating less calories than exercising to increase how much you burn in a day

>>937432853
nah i read the synopsis sounds sad

>>937432881
looks like a child, no hips

>>937432902
>it comes back to calories in calories out
not entirely which is why skinnyfat is a thing
you can work out, even get strong as fuck and still look kinda fat because of shit diet
for looks, diet is so much more important its actually kinda retarded to discuss fitness

>>937432928
bro, i can tell you don't exercise or eat healthy, at least not efficiently.

still love you tho

this is me

>>937432999
you look wise...

>>937432872
i also perfer punch drunk love, but i just watched reign over me again recently and it was a great reminder of how good his performance was in that film. i really liked his performance in "the meyerowitz stories" too.

>>937432912
it's worth the journey

>>937433017
just an alcoholic

>>937432998
Obviously doing both is ideal my only point is, if someone fat and your first advice is treadmill you're retarded
you're talking about cartoon shit

>>937432999
I'd hang out with you

>>937433031
>the meyerwitz stories
haven't seen that yet but I love Noah Baumbach
squid and the whale is a pretty formative movie for me

>>937433033
>if someone fat and your first advice is treadmill you're retarded
my brotherman i was trolling, that wasnt advice. yes, diet is most important if you're trying to lose weight, but cardio will help burn more calories and its healthier for you which will in turn aid on your journey too. im not >>937432998 btw

>>937433032
i bet your liver is so big...

>>937433043
>>937433126
you guys got 20 dollars i can borrow?

>>937432853
When are going to have our movie night?

Want them to both stomp on my face

>>937433139
yea totally

>>937433052
i really enjoyed the film but I'm also keenly aware that it might not before everyone. its a very down to earth sort of film where it's very much based around naturalistic character interactions. the conversations in that film feel so damn real with how people speak to each other.

honestly if there was a movie i would recommend atm it would be "frances ha" since its free on youtube right now. for me that was my formative film

>>937433031
i'm more of a happy movie guy
i'm going to watch a movie with a girl on thursday and she wants me to pick

>>937433142
want one of them to stomp on my balls (fanfan)

>>937433065
we agree entirely then
Im also mostly just being autistic but it is obviously harder as you get older for a number of reasons so its kinda silly to dismiss age but it is of course a convenient excuse. People naturally have less time, feel worse even if they stay fit, and also have more money to spend on food (plus your food > sex era starts) and yea people get less active but also I grew up extremely inactive, skinny the entire time, and now I get fat easy. Something fundamentally changed about how I take in food and I think that's the case for a lot of people. I did just tweak my diet to fix this change and mostly keep a decent weight now but it wasn't like I was super active prior. It was entirely age related or maybe something that has developed with age (I guess in theory I could have a thyroid issue or some bullshit). These types of age related issues are way way way more common in women btw. She probably could just eat less but things can get complicated as you get older.

>>937433207
human centipede

>>937433259
we've already watched that together years ago

>>937433207
>happy movie guy
try "about time" but try not to fall in love with rachel mcadams too hard

>>937433207
watch Funny Games (2007) haha

>>937433290
Nta but it's too late for me, i literally gasped when i saw her with black short hair in true detective s2

>>937433256
yeah youre right on that, my main point was stupid, something changes as you age and it gets harder

>>937433290
>about time
this might hit...
i'll make it one of the options
>>937433359
nahhh

>>937433369
ah shit, another anon becomes cooked because or rachel. i get you though

>>937433439
hope you enjoy, it a super rewatchable film imo

>>937433207
The Nice Guys is really charming and fun

why do nice guys always finish last?

its interesting that rachel mcadams is in two seperate films that involve romance and time travel. althought they are tonely different from each other

>>937433485
i don't think i've ever rewatched a movie besides stuff like tangled and frozen
>>937433562
we've actually watched that together too
we used to watch a lot of movies when we were dating

>>937433662
https://youtu.be/xfeys7Jfnx8?si=3isDvS-z-keC6DkI

>>937433662
because "nice guy" is code word for neurotic self obsessed dumbasses who can't take control of their lives
tons of actual nice guys find great success they just aren't insecure and paralyzed

>>937433701
nice guy is code for poor normie

nothing brings me more joy than erobb221

>>937433694
i rewatch loads of films. I use to not do that at all back when i was focused on watching though like masterpiece type films. ever since i found a healthy mixed its made me appreciate watching movies more.

bridge to terabithia was the most misled I felt as a child. it was suppose to be fun and cool but i got depression instead.

>>937433904
Chicken Run was way worse, that shit traumatized me for years

I've had Perfect Days downloaded for months but I keep foolishly ignoring it

>>937433904
i've not watched it because of how many people have said things like that kek

>>937433904
>>937433972
Baldy

>>937433936
man I should rewatch chicken run. I remember that movie "9" fucked me up. the scene where one of the characters gets scooped out and made into a puppet decoy for that creepy metal monster did not feel like it was for kids.

>>937434013
honestly that makes sense I don't even know how good it would be to watch as an adult anyways for the first time.

>>937434129
Got a wig to cover up your bald head yet???

>>937434168
you are mistaking me for someone else

>>937434179
No i'm not, Parker.

>>937434129
9 is a great movie but one movie that messed with me was james and the giant peach
I just felt unsettled a lot of the time from the animation and some of the designs

>>937434209
lurk more

>>937434223
>>937434227

>>937434179
best to ignore him he's legitimately low IQ
I know why he's calling me out because Ella is "celcoded" or whatever the fuck
not sure why Jadey would get you called out though especially since you used the jadey webm I post the most and neither of us are whoever the fuck this guy is obsessed with
anyways he spams every thread and then claims this "parker" guy is a spammer
he said he's spent a decade in /cel/ threads so I'm guessing he succumbed to severe brain damage

>>937434223
james has that nightmare before christmas vibe going. super surreal the whole way through. i kind of like it when kids movies just fuck around with random ass visual styles like that. coraline does that shit so well too.

imagine looking like that and mindbreaking another anon this fucking hard kek
parker owns you little bro

>>937434254
>gets called out for being parker
>starts lashing out
This is how it's so easy to spot you, Parker.

>>937434308
no one is lashing out we're laughing at you

>>937434336
Bald lmao

>>937434284
I for sure appreciate when movies in general do something stylistically different nowadays but kid me had to close his eyes at a few parts

>>937434349
if you're gonna ruin every thread can you at least give us a lore dump on who parker is and how you know who he is? you've never given us a reason to give a shit.

im big pimpin

ITT: schizophrenic man accuses another man of being schizophrenic

I'm in fact not big pimpin but I did have a cute Maya dream

stop posting this faggot, he interferes with my gooning

>>937434466
amazing

>>937434363
thats fair for me i kind of missed that phase early in because my dad loved gore and violent movies and had me watching them at a young age kek. still doesn't mean certain thing didnt stick to me.

>>937434450
You can never win against a schizophrenic I don't know why people reply to them other than boredom

>>937432001
What place is this? The background looks like a nice landscape.

>>937434533
somewhere on earth

>>937434466
despite the ugly face id probably date and marry her, one of my dreams is having a naturally busty wife

Why hasn't Fandy posted pregnant photos yet?

>>937434533
ignore that other anon it's ai generated

>>937434554
for the exact same reason you want her to

>>937434592
because I want to jerk off? so she won't post them because she wants to jerk off? makes zero sense

>>937434656
she's gooning too hard to have time to post come on dude try to keep up

>>937434501
lel a lot of things stick to you as a kid I'll never forget hiding scared under a blanket because I thought I could handle watching the exorcist with the adults

the wordle is burnt

have a nice treat today. i will be having some cannelés

>>937434243
cutie

>>937434533
somewhere between marathon and el paso texas

>>937435755
wish i was there at the time. i would love to meet bonnie.

marlly

>>937431537 (OP)
me fr

>>937433700
good times

>>937434466
is that zumi on the right? she looks like janet sometimes

>>937436269
nice forehead wrinkle

>>937436405
its usually what happens when you push your eyebrows up

>>937435568
y-you too

>>937435967
mar

mar

>>937436865
Bald

>>937436351
who is this

>>937436611
heh

>>937437562
heh

>>937437104
You are completely incorrect/retarded/deranged, but I must say I almost admire your sheer persistence. It takes a special kind of mind to have such an extended and focused mental health episode. This is the first and last time I dignify your dumb ass with a response.

>>937437931
hehe

fried 3 fucking eggs before i realized i have no bread

>>937438307
No, really

>>937438307
blehe

>>937438423
holy shizzz the side b

>>937438471
attention aux posters
ne laissez jamais vos owseboats a cote de lydia

troy I came over here specifically to call you an idiot

>>937438396
make some from scratch now!

>>937436312
it is

>>937438471
la pause déjeuner des employés est terminée!

Tfw wake up without a french rooster telling me the cafe is servi

>>937438519
c'est UNE SEULE FOIS qu'on a échoué l'owseboat..........laisse-moi le gouvernail.........

>>937438845
à bas les patrons

>>937438869
let him sleep in today

nvm neighbor's rooster is going nuts

>>937438954
je suis votre patron! Combat moi, petit merdeux!

i am so tired already...

>>937439018
how he hold up the server like that

>>937439018
hell ye

>>937439135
story of melife

>>937439102
>spraybottle.jpg

>>937439175
do not question the rooster

been havin dreams where im in bed trying to go to sleep and theres people in my room so i end up shaking my head to wake up and see if im dreaming

>>937439308
not to be overly cautious but maybe a sleep study is something you should look into. reminds me of the type of dreams you have on low oxygen

>>937439262
... why would you do that... so mean...

I often have dreams that are so realistic and mundane that I confuse them for my waking life. It's never anything major but like, for example, I might dream that I went to the store and bought eggs and then later expect to find eggs in my fridge, but of course there aren't any. It's really annoying

>>937439357
its not rude maybe i will buy an 02 monitor before that

>>937439597
kek does sound annoying

>>937439150
siruuuu
live rn

>>937439641
she's hideous. the person obsessing over her must be some serious loser.

>>937439641
Queen

sjokz posters???

>>937439678
Just one person huh?

>>937431576
>>937432582

>>937440376
> tattoos
trash goes in the garbage

>qt doing shitcamp again
>its gonna be half faze wiggers
FUCK

>>937440461
classic

>>937439863
I'm here

>>937440461
someone needs to trojan minx in a zoil fatsuit in with a stash of drugs and alcohol

>>937440558
i need her tummy

>>937440633
like a starving man needs food

>>937440220
did i stutter, mother fucker?

>>937440760
DAMN

My fav vtuber is mitchiesoren because she seems like an easy lay irl

>>937441040
Face like this no wonder she uses an anime avatar

lav / mel / pxie = porn

sleepy

>>937441554
bnn

touching grass

>>937441554
wen was this

>>937441771
the twelfth I think

>>937441748
xcited to do that later

>>937442030
ty

Eurobitch not live today Sadge

did you thumbsup her new shorts yet?

>>937442741
on 2 accounts

>>937442741
didnt know she made shorts

gooooogen uuuuuuuuuuueeeehhh
margeb

>>937443587
gorgen marsen

>>937443628
>>937443587
>>937443212
>>937442741
And dont come back you pathetic fucking brown faggot

>>937443587
le cafe est servi etc etc

c'est mardi

Post the most lizard-looking-while- concentrating ausie girl that you know

>>937441287
in that order too

>>937443903
mon jour prefere

>>937443903
elle ne va pas faire un stream aujourd'hui mais il y a toujours marcredi :D

when is she going live again? dshe say wednesday?

frogs......

je ne sais pas français parler en anglais sil vous plait

>>937445422
parlé eeeehhhhhhu

>>937443903
>>937443628
>>937445422
>>937445062
>>937445422
>>937445449

>>937445201
ye

>>937445616
friday then, im not looking forward to it

>>937445604
handsome jolly fella

>>937445604
This guy looks Samoan though

>>937445890
>>937445795
looks like a marfag

>>937446469
You take that back! >:|

Sexiest streamer on Twitch currently

bnn

i can't stop thinking about this dumb bitch

love a chippy tea

>>937447346
enjoy it lad

my cock stinks

>>937447724
Mar, 6elle, Pepo will suck it. They all suck off old drunk homeless men, just for the love of the game

>>937447923
Hey man I'm sober and housed. I just have a stinky cock

>>937447404
aye a did

>>937434901
wordle called me a genius

avin meself a cheeky nandos bruv on me muvva

tescos

>>937448348
i cant speak road

>>937447095
sexlie

>>937448290
legend danny

hey waiter, there’s a hair in my cake

>>937449258
tfw the g string vibrates

damn ozzy osbourne died

can't believe he did a show 2 weeks ago
right until the end
cheers

>>937449363
listening to war pigs in his honor

swear I hear about deaths in this thread before anywhere else

>>937449363
broo aint no way, i fucking loved this guy

tbh surprised he lasted this long that guy was cooked

>>937449363
and malcolm-jamal warner too.

>>937449423
i found out norm macdonald had died from /fit/

>>937449363
watching her take BBC is so fun, sucks it costs so much per video

really strange behavior

SHAROONNN

>>937449423
This thread is where I heard about the trump assassination attempt kek

SHAROOOOOOOOON AV DIED

listening to the first album o7

4 me it's Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

>>937449772
i just like how 60s the 1st one sounds

4 me fairies wear boots

>>937449868
yeah it's great too
I like everything from the classic run although i've never gotten quite as attached to Vol 4

My Fu removed her tits :( How will I recover from this?

whos your fu

>>937450258
suicide is the only way

>>937431537 (OP)
Ok, so you're into a lot of stuff.

woke up throwing up and now i cant eat anything cuz i feel so nauseous but i feel nauseous cuz i havent ate or drank anything all day

>>937449363
just saw that
my heart goes out to all the dads out there

>>937450688
what a conundrum

>>937450688
careful you don't get dehydrated

>>937450796
i very much am already

>>937450688
think of fauxre to help yourself feel better

>>937450688
i like soup powder or bullion to drink when i feel like this, just a small cup of it

>>937450908
skinwalker

>>937450688
saltine crackers and chicken noodle soup

>>937450980
f off

The perfect Fu doesn't exisー

>>937450908
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye

>>937451851
hot as fuck on the left

>>937451401
shes been through a lot

>>937451401
she's the most beautiful i have ever seen.

sometimes i feel bad i'm not doing more with my life, like when hearing about people dying, especially younger people. life really is freakin' short and i can barely get out of bed most days.

yea h8 myself

love nipple piercings so much bros

>>937452893
it do be like that sometimes

>>937452893
Books for this feel?

>>937453300
i dont

>>937453300
theyre nice to look at sometimes. awful when youre actually playing with them

>>937453429
Metamorphosis

>>937452893
wish I was a little smarter or a little more motivated
actually got a good degree but never did anything with it

>>937453429
Not this exact feel, but Heart of Darkness is a good read if you wanna feel like shit