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Anonymous No.937438989 >>937439118 >>937439154 >>937439228 >>937439328 >>937439435 >>937442033
Faces you want to fuck
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Anonymous No.937439118 >>937439153 >>937439171
>>937438989 (OP)
Wouldn't it have been more technically accurate to have titled this thread "faces you'd like to fuck, but since you're a coward, and you've never introduce yourself to any women out in public, and you instead chose a life of futile masturbation while sitting isolated in front of that stupid computer, you'll never end up fucking the faces, or any other face for that matter" ?.....

I mean, seriously... the title you chose doesn't really tell the entire story, does it?

It's almost as if you were trying to present your inability to conquer your fear of rejection as some kind of 'normal' situation for a man your age.

It's almost as if you were giving a 'pat on the back' to any man that that's such a fucking coward, he never even tries to get any pussy, and spends his pathetic existence downloading stupid photographs of women he'll never meet.

It's almost like you're trying to normalize sexual dysfunction, stunted development, and a failure to launch for an adult male.

I didn't know any better, i'd assume you might even be one of these masturbating cowards...

So the least you could do is give your thread a more honest title..
Anonymous No.937439119 >>937439248 >>937439335 >>937440599
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>>937439118
HOLY PROJECTION
Anonymous No.937439154 >>937439171
>>937438989 (OP)

........... I think i've got it!!

How's this for a better title:
FACES THAT WOULD LAUGH DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.WHEN A WOMAN LAUGHS DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACE

I think it's catchy....
It rolls off the tongue easier than my first idea...
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Looking for someone to make my clueless friend a regular in these threads just mention face fucking in opening message

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Anonymous No.937439171
>>937439118
>>937439154

aaaaaand the fag LOLvis has entered the room....
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Bi gooner, Make me pump mindlessly for goddess Sabrina’s face on disc
aleee_0387 on discord
Anonymous No.937439228 >>937439241 >>937439293
>>937438989 (OP)

If you think It's too short, what about:

"FACES THAT WOULD HAVE LAUGHED BEHIND YOUR BACK AS YOU WALKED DOWN THE HALLWAY IN SCHOOL, BUT NOW THEY ARE ADULTS, AND THEY WOULDN'T WAIT FOR YOUR BACK TO BE TURNED... THEY WOULD LAUGH DIRECTLY IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE, BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT"

I think that brings it full circle

....... Don't you?
Now It's more relatable for these losers

...... These guys have all heard girls laughing behind their backs when they were younger

The girls laughed because these guys were weird misfits that didn't flirt with the girls, scared... timid....

So of course girls would giggle...

" hey look! there goes the weirdo!"

And of course , they would question these guys' sexuality... of course... because when there's ONE awkward weirdo who doesn't flirt or interact like all the other boys, of course the girls are going to notice and question whether or not he's gay...

duhhh
Anonymous No.937439241
>>937439228
you type gay bro. whats with all the line splits
Anonymous No.937439248 >>937439430
>>937439119
Wow
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>>937439228
if you dont like it just post pictures of shit like a normal person
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Anonymous No.937439305 >>937452114 >>937452484
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>>937438989 (OP)

Come to think of it..... i think that last one might be a little bit too wordy...

How about something short and catchy....
Keep it simple, because obviously these guys can't be very intelligent, if they're too stupid to figure out how to attract a girl...

how about " POST YOUR EMBARRASSING PHOTOGRAPHS, MASTURBATING CLOSET HOMO"

I think that's a keeper....

From now on, whenever you create these stupid embarrassing threads, at least give them honest titles...

And since everybody realizes these guys pretend to be attracted to women, but in reality, they're all going to be begging other men to join them in mutual masturbation on discord...

And it's really no secret:
When a man ask ask another man to help him achieve an orgasm online, he's a homosexual

He's gay... that's not something heterosexual men do...

So no matter how many embarrassing photographs of women you guys may download, your actions tell quite a different story.

If you 'men' (used the term loosely) were actually attracted to women, you'd already have girlfriends or wives.

.... And you sure as fuck WOULDN'T be mutually masturbating with other dudes on discord and kik
Anonymous No.937439335 >>937439430
>>937439119
Goddes need more
Anonymous No.937439349
She needs it
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Anonymous No.937439376 >>937439407 >>937441530
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>>937439376
more
Anonymous No.937439429 >>937441543
Anonymous No.937439430 >>937439458
>>937439335
>>937439248
Anonymous No.937439435
>>937438989 (OP)

HONEST QUESTION:

In my entire life, I have NEVER asked another dude if he would like to masturbate with me online, on the telephone, in person, and not even in my wildest most far fetched dreams.

I have NEVER given another man images of naked women, participating in his masturbation

I have never asked another man to tell me about his sexual experiences or fantasies, somehow getting turned on by his words

I have never had another man.Walk up and offer me pornography, wanting me to go masturbate somewhere. or even worse, showing me porn, and asking me if I would like to masturbate together with him.

If somebody approached me in real life with porn.And wanting to know about my masturbation, I WOULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM....

And I'm not an internet tough guy...
Another tough guy at all...
But I would still BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUT OF HIM

Because I would find it extremely offensive and DECIDEDLY GAY

But you guys do this shit all day long in here, like it's normal... you weirdo spend your days engaging in this bizar creepy uncomfortable homosexual behavior

BUT YOU PRETEND TO BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN

( i guess you already noticed it wasn't really a question )
Anonymous No.937439458 >>937439518
>>937439430
Wow I need her love those eyes
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>>937439458
Anonymous No.937439532 >>937439556 >>937440022
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AGAIN, YOU PATHETIC FUCKING HOMOS

YOU UNEMPLOYED COWARDS WHO NEVER GET ANY PUSSY:

If a man approached me in real life showing me pornography and asking me if i'm getting turned on, asking if I'd like to join him in mutual masturbation:

AFTER I BROKE HIS NOSE AND KNOCKED HIM UNCONSCIOUS, I WOULD MAKE SURE HE WAS ARRESTED

That's exactly what I would do
.....exactly
Injured.
And arrested....

But you weirdo's do this everyday

YOU ARE THE CREEPIEST FUCKING LOSERS I'VE EVER SEEN

And you all pretend to be heterosexual

YOU'RE NOT...
HETEROSEXUAL MEN DON'T BEHAVE THIS WAY

You are gay... obviously
THIS IS HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR

So why do you even waste time with photographs of women? i don't.
Understand why you even collect photographs of women

IBECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GAY
You're not fooling anybody
You engage in homosexual behavior every goddamn day

24/7 365 you never engage in heterosexual behavior

You're too busy hoping another guy will turn you on in 4chan

faggots...... weirdos.... fucking losers
Anonymous No.937439556 >>937439585 >>937440022 >>937440812
>>937439532
seen her on tiktok. whats her name?
Anonymous No.937439585
>>937439556

Her name is GO AWAY, WEIRDO

At least those are the words that would come directly out of her mouth

"GET LOST, YOU WEIRDO"

But you already knew that
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Anonymous No.937440022 >>937440812
>>937439532
>>937439556
Avascreams lmk if you wanna chat about her
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Anonymous No.937440599 >>937440768
>>937439119
That's a really fair face. And it's interesting to see that they drink Tyskie at Canadian graduation ceremonies. Decent choice.
Anonymous No.937440768 >>937441216
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>>937439592
stroking hard looking at her mouth
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>>937440022
>>937439556
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Anonymous No.937440842 >>937440854
what sister has better head game
Left or Right?
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Anonymous No.937440854 >>937440928
>>937440842
right
Anonymous No.937440873 >>937440979
Constantly jerk to her fuckable face
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Thoughts ?
Anonymous No.937440891
>>937439070
fuck
Anonymous No.937440897
Interest in my IRL? Total gym slut
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Anonymous No.937440928 >>937441021
>>937440854
she looks like she would be more fun but left looks like a people pleaser and that leads to the extra effort
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Anonymous No.937440979 >>937441127
>>937439274
>>937439281
>>937440873
Hot af
Anonymous No.937441021 >>937441065
>>937440928
You think so?
Anonymous No.937441065 >>937441078
>>937441021
yep
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Anonymous No.937441078 >>937441098
>>937441065
interesting
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Anonymous No.937441098 >>937441540
>>937441078
i want to recreate this pic with her
Anonymous No.937441106 >>937441168
>>937441086
gooning
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>>937441127
10/10 face
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>>937441106
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Anonymous No.937441194 >>937441529
>>937441068
Nice! Got more?
Anonymous No.937441198 >>937441368
>>937441168
fuckkkk i wanna make sloppy love to her face while i play with her tits
Anonymous No.937441216 >>937441316
>>937440768
Ty Anon!
Anonymous No.937441226 >>937441268
>>937441170
Sweet Christ, those lips…

Got me twitching in my pants
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Anonymous No.937441368 >>937441405
>>937441198
Bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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Jerking to this now
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Anonymous No.937441405 >>937441457
>>937441368
Fuckkkkk she needs to be surrounded by rock hard cock
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Anonymous No.937441457 >>937441481
>>937441405
And filled with it
Anonymous No.937441481 >>937441509
>>937441457
literally an artificially designed fleshlight
Anonymous No.937441506 >>937441534
>>937439260
I want my penis in her mouth
Anonymous No.937441509 >>937441525
>>937441481
Created for one purpose
Anonymous No.937441525 >>937441565
>>937441509
fuckkk
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>>937439376
God damn, she has nice tits. I want to see those lips wrapped around a cock
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>>937439429
I want to see more of her
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>>937441525
Anonymous No.937441569 >>937441729
>>937441534
I bet her head game is strong
Anonymous No.937441585 >>937441720
>>937441565
FUCKKK i wanna lick her abs and play with her tits so badly
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>>937441585
I want to fuck her asshole and her throat
In that order
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>>937441759
go on
Anonymous No.937441874 >>937441935
>>937441268
Gonna have to whip it out and pump for Liv
Anonymous No.937441935 >>937443260
>>937441874
Fuck yes
Anonymous No.937442033
>>937438989 (OP)
L
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I want to rape this dyke's throat
Anonymous No.937442925 >>937443026
>>937441729
Holy shit
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Anonymous No.937442991 >>937443003
>>937439627
Need
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Anonymous No.937443156 >>937443203
>>937443003
Reinara always makes me so stupidly horny
Anonymous No.937443203 >>937443251
>>937443156
Same fuck
Anonymous No.937443251 >>937443397
>>937443203
Wow,never seen this pic before
Anonymous No.937443260 >>937443278
>>937441935
Keep me pumping anon
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>>937443251
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>>937443499
More
Anonymous No.937443547 >>937443595
>>937443397
Never seen that either, please keep posting
Anonymous No.937443595 >>937443629
>>937443547
Anonymous No.937443629 >>937443758
>>937443595
Fuckkk
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>>937443758
Yes yes yesss
More vids?
Anonymous No.937444162 >>937444409
>>937443278
Yesss… getting so close
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>>937443669
She’s amazing would love to see more
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>>937444409
Thank you. Absolutely drenched myself.
<3
Anonymous No.937448067 >>937448147
>>937446205
Nice mouth
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Anonymous No.937451793 >>937452586
>>937451450
Cute
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>>937439305
More please
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>>937439305
Need more
Anonymous No.937452486
Built to be face fucked daily
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Anonymous No.937452585 >>937452632
>>937452543
More?
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>>937451793
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>>937452585
Sure
Anonymous No.937452681 >>937452782
>>937452600
Yes! She can suck on my small cock
Anonymous No.937452782 >>937452886
>>937452681
Probably best for her first to be small
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Omg her
Anonymous No.937452886 >>937452963
>>937452782
Doesn't deserve fuck at all but i pity her
Anonymous No.937452963 >>937452997
>>937452886
Why do you pity Sarah?
Anonymous No.937452997 >>937453045
>>937452963
Looks like she needs help to be of use
Anonymous No.937453045 >>937453258 >>937453320
>>937452997
Her friends would be happy to help
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Anonymous No.937453157 >>937454106
I want them to share my cock
Anonymous No.937453258 >>937453497
>>937453045
go on
Anonymous No.937453320 >>937453497
>>937453045
All three at once and someones getting addicted, i need them all on 4s
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Anonymous No.937453497 >>937453512 >>937453602
>>937453320
>>937453258
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>>937453497
Wish Sarah was as slutty as Sophia
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Anonymous No.937453602 >>937453733
>>937453497
>>937453525
Wish she can be friends with mine
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>>937453147
love the dove
cheers
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Anonymous No.937454106 >>937454168
>>937453157
I remember fooling around with righty's sister years ago
Anonymous No.937454168 >>937454227
>>937454106
I want to fool around with either of them
Anonymous No.937454227 >>937454297
>>937454168
aren't both married now?
Anonymous No.937454297 >>937454358
>>937454227
Yeah, but i want to fuck them in their wedding dresses
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Anonymous No.937454358 >>937454417
>>937454297
Good luck. Heard both are loyal to their husbands
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Anonymous No.937454417 >>937454462
>>937454358
Yeah they are, but I can still fantasies about it
Anonymous No.937454462 >>937454519
>>937454417
true. Who is the favorite?
Anonymous No.937454519 >>937454559
>>937454462
She's my favorite
Anonymous No.937454559 >>937454646
>>937454519
talked to her a few times , never liked her
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Anonymous No.937454639 >>937455333
>>937454613
more
Anonymous No.937454646 >>937454685
>>937454559
Don't have to like her to fuck her
Anonymous No.937454685 >>937454761
>>937454646
true but I didn't feel the need to get close to her like I did with addie
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Anonymous No.937455016 >>937455333
>>937454613
DSL
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Anonymous No.937455333 >>937455356
>>937454639
>>937455016
Anonymous No.937455356 >>937455423
>>937455333
Goddamn , those lips and tits.. I need her
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Anonymous No.937455470 >>937455649
>>937455423
not going to lie , she is kinda wife material for me
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need college blondes with dsls
Anonymous No.937455649 >>937455735
>>937455470
For sure
Anonymous No.937455735 >>937455906
>>937455649
but also looks a girl with an expensive taste
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Anonymous No.937455906 >>937455944
>>937455735
Very true
Anonymous No.937455944 >>937456226
>>937455906
how bad is it? or don't you know?
Anonymous No.937456226 >>937456257
>>937455944
Guessing from what she posts, yeah
Anonymous No.937456257 >>937456390
>>937456226
can you put a number on it?
Anonymous No.937456390 >>937456458
>>937456257
Just staring at her body friend, don't really care
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>>937456390
staring aswell
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>>937456435
Cuuute
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What are you doing to this whore?