Your move.

>>937439078 (OP)

>>937439078 (OP)

Speaking of chess.....

A couple years ago I had an epiphany about today's young adults....

You guys don't dance.

And I think that has a lot to do with why guys don't get laid.. and i'm not just talking about today's generation.

Even back when I was young, the guys who didn't dance didn't get laid......

Seriously... there's something inherently embarrassing about getting up and dancing in front of other people... it's DEFINITELY a hump a human must get over, to conquer the fear of looking stupid.

......................... Now we are getting to the heart of my epiphany

Not even really about dancing
More about not being afraid to look stupid

That's one of the most important things a human can conquer... to lose the fear of looking stupid in front of everybody.

Embracing it... turning an is inherent human weakness into one of your strengths

It applies to everything, from selling a car to having ANNIE STARR take you home and fuck the ever living shit out of you, after you introduced yourself to her by telling her "I won the 'smallest penis in atlanta" contest for 6 years in a row, till I was finally beaten by a squirrel"

(Annie Starr was one of THE most magnetically beautiful women i've ever seen in my entire goddamn life, and that's how I introduced to myself to her, and she was sucking my dick about an hour later)

but DANCING......
Dancing was an integral part of socializing when I was younger, and a lot of people don't understand why dancing was so essential:

Dancing is a demonstration of your physical prowess

an open demonstration of HOW YOU FUCK IN BED

Much like other animals and their mating rituals.... by dancing well, you show women that you would fuck artistically

And this is going to sound ridiculous to you, cause i'm so old... but.....
Believe it or not, i used to be AN EXCELLENT Dancer... and i'm not bragging

There are very few things I am good at, but dancing was one of my specialties

>>937439078 (OP)
Everyone talks about his warms. But does no one appreciate his colds? I mean his left over cold turd casserole is kino.

>>937439078 (OP)

.....and YES
yes, by now you've noticed this has nothing to do with chess

......... At least not yet

Believe it or not... this old broken down fossil used to be and EXCEPTIONAL dancer

I was in AMAZING physical shape, never working out or lifting weights, but by dancing... you wouldn't believe the shape I was in

I'm not bagging or gloating, but I was REALLY good. i had my Own style, unmistakable, and it was impossible for people not to notice... lol

No shit... i used to have people interrupt me all the time out on the... ALL THE TIME... i'd be dancing with some hot chick, and there would be a tap on my shoulder, over the music somebody would yell " i'm sitting At that table over there and we all wanted to tell you what a good dancer you are!!"

no shit..... you wouldn't believe how many times they would point at a table full of people, and tell me " you all wanted you to know what a good dancer you are!"

I was asked to be part of a breakdance crew when I was 20... no shit

Now i'm sure you're laughing... i don't blame you .... the idea of me being in a breakdance crew is actually quite funny...

yet, its true... i was at night club and I was dancing with this chick, and two black dudes interrupted me this time...

two 'bruthas'.... CRASH (steve) and Kendrick... they asked me if I'd like to be in their breakdance crew... and I said FUCK YEAH

Believe it or not, we were called THE FURIOUS 15.... i know that sounds cheesy.. but back then, great dance was real.
.
This was the.
Real shit... This was.
When it was fresh

WE GOT SO MUCH PUSSY...
Again, i can't emphasize enough.How important the ability to dance is

Especially if you're out socializing...

But during my recent epiphany...
I realized your generation doesn't dance
Your generation is afraid of looking stupid
And you rarely have opportunities to dance

The world changed

When I was your age, it was all about the nightclubs every fucking night
EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT
Nightclubs... women... drugs....
Things were on fire back then...
But I realized:
THEIR GENERATION DOESN'T DANCE

And that's detrimental in lots of areas of life, not just out on a dance floor trying to get pussy
Because learning how to dance first involves NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT LOOKING STUPID

Understand?.... you'll never be a good dancer if you're even vaguely self conscious
You've got to completely let go
Don't give a fuck about looking stupid

Then and only then will one find true expression... to find your own style

Nobody's ever going to interrupt you on the dance floor and tell you what a good dancer you are.If you're self conscious about looking stupid

And the same holds true for everything in life
Like being in certain situations where you need to think on your feet, and take a risk
Wild card situations, brief fleeting opportunities you might see, and the only way to grab the brass ring is by not worrying about looking stupid.
That timid "i don't want to look stupid" fear is exactly what prevents people from nailing opportunities every fucking day
Whether it's selling an art job or charming your way into a bitch's pants... conquering the fear of looking stupid is essential

That was my epiphany...
YOU GUYS DON'T DANCE
That's too bad
Dancing opened a LOT of doors for me, and it spread a lot of legs.
But most importantly it helped me conquer any fear of people looking at me and laughing at how weird I was
In fact, it made me enjoy it....
You could say I volunteered to be an lolcow decades before the internet
It turns out lolcows can get a lot of pussy

>>937439078 (OP)
*opens throte*

the secret to dancing well is the same as the secret to doing anything creative:

THE SECRET TO DANCING WELL:
Allow allow your body to become a silent musical instrument
Your movement is going to be the 'sound' you're making

You are the instrument THEY FORGOT TO INCLUDE IN THE SONG

Do you understand what i'm trying to say?
Listen to the music, the mathematics of the music...
And you will realize THEY FORGOT TO INCLUDE ONE INSTRUMENT.... it has its own unique melody, that fits in perfectly to the math of the song...

Let your body be that missing instrument
Let your motion be the melody they forgot to include
By using this technique, people sitting at tables will see you and realize "this person is actually dancing"... not just swaying your body back and forth...
but actually EXPRESSING THE MATHEMATICS OF THE MUSIC

That's the same way to approach any creative endeavor
You have to find the thing that other people forgot to include....
And do it in your own way

I feel sorry for today's younger generation(s)
That's plural.....
Because at this point i'm so god damn old, that there's more than one of you whippersnapper generations...
I feel sorry for the millennials...
Feel sorry for generation z
Or whatever the fuck you guys are called
Because the world changed
And most of you don't even realize it
Little do most of these young people realize: is things used to be SO COOL, but it stopped right before you were born

And i'm not joking...
Coincidentally enough...
All the cool fun stuff stopped
right before most of you guys were born
.... So those guys don't even know what they are missing

But it's hard to feel sorry for them for too long, because even though the world changed, that doesn't mean the old school techniques stopped working

Just because of technology and apps like tinder, that doesn't mean you won't have to go introduce yourself face to face...

There were fifteen of us.... duhhh

Hence the name Furious 15
This was the 80s and the breakdance scene had just begun exploding

the night club seen was ABSOLUTELY ON FIRE, and EVERYBODY was part of the nightclub scene, and all the women were ready to fuck.

It was a sexual revolution, but we didn't realize it at the time.

When the fifteen of us walked into a club, all of us wearing matching jackets with our logos on the back... everybody in the club cleared out of the dance floor

And we would rock the fucking house

It sounds cheesy.... like some kind of bad " electric boogaloo" break dance movie

But it was totally fucking cool...
You really had to be there to understand
It was the right place and the right time
It was often magical....

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!
I was one of only two white guys in the crew... but we were good. they never.
Would have asked us to join if we weren't good.

And we would go club to club, kind of sweeping the city, collecting numbers and offers from girls

It seems crazy to look back on that shit, to be this old and still alive ( i never thought I would live to see the age of 18, because I burned my candle at both ends starting at age 12)

It's crazy to be this old and to look back on it and real life "god damn. i actually used to be a Breakdancer"

But yeah... we had SOOOOO MUCH FUN!! absolute debauchery.... exciting. always amped and ready to slay....

But the most fun wasn't going to the night clubs... it was more fun when we went to the COMPLETELY BLACK GHETTO YMCA A BREAKDANCE PARTIES

Nothing but niggers... thousands of them literally... at the lucky street ymca in downtown atlanta... i'm talking about a scary dark building, a huge old fashioned building with all the lights turned off inside and thousands of young niggers

And we would all be taking turns challenge in each other dancing

IT WAS FUN AS FUCK !!!!!
I always got along just fine with black folk ( but as many black girls that hit on me I don't fuck niggers)

>>937440717

imagine an old YMCA building from the late 1800s, is almost like an old army barracks... a huge auditorium auditorium sized room, and no lights...

It's 1 AM, saturday morning, and you're one of only two white people in the entire building

Quite literally packed with a couple thousand young ghetto niggers

But instead of gang bullshit, we were all broken off into teams of dancers

It was fucking CRAZY

It was frightening... there were times it got kind of scary...

But back then the music wasn't all about violence and degrading women... his back then hip hop was actually cool and fun

AND OFTEN FUNNY.....

Rap Music stopped being funny...
It started taking itself too seriously

Back then, it was very often FUNNY
Light hearted humor in the songs

Dude... today's young people have no idea how much fun they missed out on.

back then, PARTYING WAS A LIFESTYLE
We woke up partying and we went to sleep partying

Everybody I knew lived their lives that way

>>937441166
OP takes himself too seriously. Probably the daily use of drugs and alcohol in the name of “fun” and “spreading legs” ruined his brain. You value the wrong things if you think like this. You’re probably super insecure.

>>937441166
You literally peaked in an old YMCA dance battle. Life isn’t the plot line of footloose.

Speaking of chess:

So I walk into this nightclub called THE SAINT... and up at the bar stands a woman who can only be described as STUNNING.... she stood out instantly!

Anybody with eyes noticed her the second they walked into the room..

(again: they say always approach the most beautiful woman in the room, because that's the one guys are too afraid to hit on)

I walked directly to her, without looking at her, and took my place standing right next to her at the bar.

I ordered two long island iced teas from the bartender... and turned to her and announced "I won the SMALLEST PENIS IN ATLANTA CONTEST for 6 years in a row"

......... That was my opening line

she said, "oh really?"

and I said, "yep... until last year when I got beaten by a squirrel"

"my name is Annie"

K A B O O M ! . . . . . .

She was so fucking beautiful... omg
her face.... HER FACE!!! the perfect fucking genetics... absolutely perfect phenotype... i'm talking super model quality

long island iced tea was perhaps.
her favorite drink, unsurprisingly

Sometimes if you want to accomplish something, looking stupid is going to be part of the process

Sometimes looking stupid is the only reason they ever looked at all... and decided to give it a shot.

she was OH MY GOD like a dream come true or something. she used to come over to my apt at any given hour of the evening often bringing homebaked cookies and other goodies she cooked at home.

She treated me so well...
She was GORGEOUS!!!!!
And she treated me so well...

Turns out she had a boyfriend
And although i've always resisted temptation when they have a boyfriend or a husband, in this case?... i was smitten

I was fucking the ever living dog shit out of his girlfriend

His name was Jimmy Lee
And insanely jealous and very violent native american indian guy

Fuck you jimmy lee..
Your girl let me deflate her....
You're a girl let me change her donut tire

If you know what i'm talking about, bitch

>>937441383

You're probably a sweet summer child

Because you don't seem to know who's who in here

Apparently you're clueless....

( and it's not surprising to discover that you are offended by heterosexuality )

Nobody expected you to approve of sexual relations between a man and a woman

Of course, if it doesn't involve an enchanted forest with a magical elf.And pointed ears with a golden sword.And some cheat codes.... you think it's weird

I bet I could manipulate you into sucking my dick within five minutes after meeting you

Not that I would want another man sucking my dick, cause I'm not.
Gay

However, if I were gay, i'm pretty sure I could.Have you going balls deep within three minutes flat after meeting you

Because you make it so obvious where your weakness lays... where your lack of experience serves as one of your greatest weaknesses...

yep.... you're lucky i'm heterosexual

But although it won't be me, you can bet your last dollar you'll eventually end up with a pair of testicles on your chin.

That's the most likely sexual scenario to ever occur for you...

>>937441699
You think like a 14 year old. The only one being manipulated here is you. You have so much to prove. You think 4chan really cares about your made up shit? It must suck to live out your life only to look back at the good days. You are probably a very lonely person. Go get triggered.

>>937441699
Probably can’t fuck anymore. Last pussy you got was 1980 lol. Good luck.

>>937441461

peaked ?...... lol hahahaha

I'm still running circles around your impotent inexperienced ass, even as we speak.

On your best day, you've never managed to reach is the tiny fraction of my worst day

You never peaked, because YOU STILL HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET

For example, just a scant few years ago.My genius beautiful wife and I were standing in line at mcdonald's waiting to order some coffee late one night...

And the blonde college girl standing in line in front of us turned around and initiated an IMPROMPTU CONVERSATION

....... I still had a little bit of.
Coffee left in the cup when all three of us started taking off our clothes back at my apartment.

My wife and I fucked the shit out of her

My wife insists Amy was 20, but I swore she told us she was 19... my wife is usually right about everything ( no shit, she's literally a fucking genius.. you
Have no idea exactly how smart she is) but in this case , i'm certain that i'm correct...

Nineteen years old....
A college student
I even shot a little video that night
And although I never go to pornhub i'm pretty sure the video is still up, even after all of their verification bullshit.

so yeah, Romeo......
I'm.
Not exactly sure.How many college girls you've made porn videos with recently...

I'm not exactly sure how many former lesbians have met you and decided to become heterosexuals again...

I'm not sure how good you are at charming.The pants of women face to face

But when you live your life at 150 MPH
It's really hard for other people to play catch up

........ Especially people like YOU

Who still haven't even jumped into the octagon yet

But whenever you finally decide to finally get off your lazy ass and start TRYING, be sure to let me know....
lol

>>937441586
“Kaboom”


Looser.

>>937441999
Does your wife know you lurk 4chan looser. The difference is you’re on a stage performing for the very same young people you are talking down to. I’m looking at you as an example of exactly how I do not want to end up. A sad lonely looser reliving his made up story probably masturbating to the same shit he is making fun of cause he’s so deeply insecure. Do t worry about me I have my whole life ahead of me. When I’m your age I’m not going to be typing into a computer screen to make myself feel better. You looser.

>>937442210
LOOSER: that would perfectly describe your rectum ten minutes after meeting me

Because you are a LOSER* with the ladies...

If you openly admitted that it would be that easy for me to talk you into sucking my dick, imagine how easy it'd be for Logfag to talk you into eating some feces....

>>937442210
re: looser

if the TWO SYLLABLE words are too complicated for you....

Perhaps you should keep keep all of your communications.In one syllable utterances?

Or maybe you could just point your finger and make grunting noises?

>>937439078 (OP)
>Your move.
OK
<Shift> + <Left click>
Checkmate

>>937442210

You'll never live to see my age....
You don't seem to realize you were born into the generation.That's going to witness nuclear war one

no, dipshit.....
You'll never make it to my age

( and the way I met my wife was kind of the funny, because she happened to stumble into a thread very much like this, and witness me EXPLAINING THE TRUTH ABOUT FETISHES)

As always, i was running circles around a few dozen people, all of them being "FETISHISTS"....

And she just so happened to stumble in to the thread and witness the glorious moment when each of those pretentious asexual self delusional weirdos finally learned the truth.....

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FETISH

There are only distraction techniques
Implemented to avoid sex
Contrived fake prefabricated cookie cutter template DISTRACTION.
TECHNIQUES

And she told herself "I've got to meet this guy"

So she traveled hundreds of miles to come meet me in person eleven years ago, she hasn't left my side since...

HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR WIFE?

They are steamy

His vapors?

>>937443065
lol bro you’re so sad.

Looser huge looser.

Trigger bait looser.

I hope you get so pissed cause literally all the lies you tell yourself and the self validation you are seeking is so pathetic. You glorify sex and the reality is you’re talking to yourself getting pissed off at people on a computer screen. Huge looser. So sad. Get pissed. You have nothing to live for.

>>937442210
It's kind of weird how you just inferred that my wife would be very disappointed in me if she realized.I spent my entertainment hours ridiculing inexperienced adult males, poking fun of them for not even having enough balls to even try..

But you had your ass ceremoniously handed to you on a paper plate...

Because my wife kind of "fell in love with me" when she saw me doing exactly THIS
......... Like I said
The thread was filled with "FETISH" people
And before my wife grew disgusted with men and became a lipstick lesbian for eleven years... she had also learned the truth about fetish guys
( fetish guys avoid sex at all costs. they pretend to be sexually elite experts {the same way you pretend to be an expert in things you don't understand} but when push comes to shove, when women have removed all their clothes and spread their legs, those same fetish guys WILL NOT FUCK THEM)

Because those guys are not sexually elite experts in anything
They can't even resolve their own childhood emotional issues

>>937442210
They haven't even bothered entertaining a little introspection, and realizing they have a fear of intimacy.
Instead of consciously acknowledging their inability to conquer their childhood fear of abandonment (an adult.
Fear of intimacy is always born as a childhood fear of abandonment) they actually fool themselves into thinking other people proceed them as being " sexually superior", as if the fake football shit or any other fake fetish is considered 'sex'...
They never think it all the way through, because obviously FEET HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX...
Bondage and discipline have nothing to do with sex
Wearing cheesy fashion trends, black rubber clothing and whips THAT'S NOT SEX
FETISHES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX
And everything to do with DISTRACTION
STALLING....
AVOIDING....
DELAYING... and hopefully
ELIMINATING any possibility of uncomfortable intimacy

see?.... those are the exact same words.I was saying when my future wife stumbled into the thread

Perhaps <You didn't catch my question earlier: HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR WIFE?

I'm certain you also have an interesting little story about the first time you met your wife?

>>937443670
Do you feel like you won?

I hope when this thread dies and you’re some where quiet you think back to how much of a huge looser you are. Getting pissed off at little kids. Who’s really in control? It might now be me but it’s definitely not you. Sad man.

>>937443779
Don't worry, shiteater.

It will be bumped into oblivion.

>>937443605
lol @ you being SO BAD AT 'READING PEOPLE ONLINE'....
I seriously doubt you're any better at it in person
You actually perceive me as being ANGRY?.... lol

That says a lot more about you than it says about me
Apparently you want to believe that you are somehow capable of angering me.
But i'm not even vaguely angry about anything... quite the opposite... i'm in an excellent mood.. everything is going just fine for me..

i have nothing to be upset about...
unlike you, i've got a beautiful genius wife who loves me very much, we've got a lovely home, we have five amazing rescue cats, and along along with abusing humans, i also have another hobby:
being kind to animals
Unfortunately for you, you're the wrong kind of animal
You're the kind of animal with two legs and a gaming chair
So obviously kindness isnt on the menu today...

Nope I got nothing to be angry about
Everything is going smoothly in my life
You pretend to believe i'm angry
hoping I'll fall for it....
That's your best attempt at preventing everybody from realizing.
I vivisected you today

You can't even spell the word loser correctly, so I highly doubt you know what vivisection is....

But that's what you had done to you today

You got splayed.....

And I didn't even administer any anesthesia

You can tell when a man is such a coward he never even tries with girls:
He will accuse sexually accomplished men of "glorifying sex"

You couldn't possibly have chosen a more obvious.Confession that you've never seen a vagina in real life but

You couldn't.
Possibly have picked a more blatant. Statement, confessing the fact that you masturbate your life away, because.
You don't have the balls to even attempt talking a woman into bed

Any man who would use the term "glorifying sex" is either a virgin, A flaming homosexual, or BOTH

How long do you intend on remaining effeminate?

Are you going to spend your entire life behaving and thinking like a woman?

>>937444372
Keep typing looser

You have so much to loose

Prove to every one how much of a man you are.

>>937443605

also:

Be remiss if I failed to inform you that my wife completely agrees with all of the things I repeat to you guys in here every day

In case you somehow thought I was the only person who feels this way MY WIFE FEELS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOUR GENERATION

In fact, because she's a WOMAN, she's even more cruel and direct about it than I am.

If you could hear it from her mouth, the words would cut much deeper, because instead of dealing with the observations of another man...

Now you'd be dealing with the experienced insight of an adult woman, who is accustomed to the mindset of adult men...

meaning she would instantly perceive you as an inexperienced little child.

Women are experts with children
That's why they always see the scared little child hiding in your eyes

yep... if you think i'm ruthless, you should spend thirty seconds listening to what my wife thinks about you.

(and every other grown woman who meets you)

Welcome to planet earth...
Unfortunately for you
This isn't a video game

>>937443779
> do you feel like you won?
What a strange question...
I assume you think i'm somehow in COMPETITION?...
............competition with YOU?
LOL idiot...
When I was 12 years old i started taking real old school 4-way windowpane LSD
( of course you have no idea why they call it 4way or windowpane)

And at that young age, i came to the realization that COMPETITION IS FOR INSECURE PEOPLE
Competition is only important to the insecure
I have no need or desire to compete with anybody
Because I'm fully aware of my capabilities, as I am also aware of my incapabilities.
I have nothing to gain by competing with anybody, and i'm not threatened by anybody else's abilities...
You perceive the world from a perspective of weakness
You think and behave in a sub primal fashion
Similar to a caveman
But not nearly as experienced
More like a cave toddler...

..............won?
The only way to ever truly win is by realizing EVERYONE MUST FIRST LOSE
Of course you've never been in a fist fight in your life... duhhh i'm not talking.
About a pillow fight with your little brother

You've never been in a real fist fight...
Nobody wins...
That's
Rule number one...
Nobody wins a fight
But some people LOSE LESS
The only way to win a fist first accept the fact BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE
Only at that point you enthusiastically ENJOY LOSING
Making sure both of you are going to the hospital, not just one.
Making sure you're both going to jail after the emergency room.
So just like every other topic you pretend to be an expert in, your concepts of winning and losing have nothing to do with the reality of those topics

>>937445086
Keep typing looser.

You are so incredibly insecure

>>937445270
i hope that's chatgpt and not someone actually typing all that shit no one is going to read.

>>937443779

I'm not getting pissed at anybody

And you're not a little kid

You live and think and exploit your mother like a little kid.. but you are certainly not a child anymore.

And regarding who's in control?

AGAIN: just like your fagshow notions about competition and winning... only weak insecure people worry about ' being in control'

In fact, 90% of the DSM ( diagnostic statistical manual of psychiatric disorders) involves simple BEHAVIORAL DISORDERS... ( they have nothing to do with psychiatric disorders, and are nothing more than people BEHAVING WEIRD, which is completely preventable, because they are simply ALLOWING THEMSELVES TO BEHAVE WEIRD...

And not surprisingly, the majority of those stupid FAKE behaviors is manifested while people are young children, and they feel that THEY HAD NO CONTROL over something they perceived as being traumatic in their childhood...

And they never learn to self actualize, never learning to resolve the childhood emotional issues, so they carry it into adulthood...

Instead of resolving these issues and moving forward with their lives, these emotionally weak individuals instead choose to spend their lives over compensating, FOCUSED ON CONTROL...

WHO'S IN CONTROL

BEING IN CONTROL

........... CONTROL

It's another way that you keep showing your hand every time you type a sentence

You literally can't make a comment without openly admitting that you are emotionally weak

..........IN CONTROL?

None of us has ever been in control of a goddamn thing...

But a lot of your life's problems manifested because you believed you were somehow capable of "being in control".. you actually thought people were supposed to "be in control", that people were capable of being in control

believing in fairy tales into adult hood usually doesn't end well

Are there any other examples you'd like to give today, further proving how inexperienced and unknowledgeable you truly are?

Because you're on a roll!

>>937443779

Of course you didn't master the word LOOSER by lifting a finger and doing a little research or self educating by the far the stretch of the imagination...

So I'll go ahead and give you the cliff notes:

VIVISECTION is the art of medical science: DISSECTION of a LIVING CREATURE

They don't even wait for you to be dead
And they don't use anesthesia

They literally strap your ass down to a metal table, surgically remove your vocal cords without anesthesia, so you can't scream...

AS THEY OPEN YOU UP AND PULL YOU APART PIECE BY PIECE...

... ...... its called vivisection

And that's what I did to you today, metaphorically speaking....

Say it with me...
" VIVISECTION"

good.. again, without the drool in the corner of your mouth this time:

"VIVISECTION"

......now, in a sentence;

"TODAY, I HAD MY ASS VIVISECTED BY THE VERY BEST"

You guys always make this too easy for me

Maybe one of these decades one of you will actually have the balls to stand up to me, and earn my respect

>>937444518

Dude I fucking love this so much!!

Downloaded

It reminds me very much of a little music video I threw together...

For a particularly psychotic and deserving deserving bitch named ashley...

Who thought violating a judges signed , restraining order was a good idea...

When she doxed some girls online one night, and as always, i reached out to the intended victims.And introduced myself, and explained someone was posting their info online trying to harass them.

And that's how I found out ashley already had an arrest warrant out for her... these two girls were terrified of her...

They felt sorry for ashley at school, and they tried befriending her, and she was so fucking psychotic, that she kept flipping out and accusing these girls of insane outlandish bullshit..

Then retaliating against them for no reason

Do you like music?
I like music.
I don't think ashley was very impressed

https://youtu.be/njzkvMbKK1k?si=A819aSeTsULpY1Vg

>>937445344

I don't remember anybody inviting you here in the first place...

Hold on a minute...
.......... logfag, Give me the guess list

hmmm.....
......nope

theres no "irrelevant douchebag" on tonight's list... how did you get in here?

Security?... take care of this genttrman, please... make sure he finds his way to the door.

>>937446096
So insecure


Looser

>>937446189
grow up

ass

blasted

>>937446975
Fuck

Off

Log

Nigger

>>937447058
We all have to grow up some time, E

Keep typing


Looser

>>937447414

you're supposed to keep your head still, Eustace

>>937439078 (OP)
Sage nigger

>>937447169
You spam log threads
>>937447631
You're killing b

>>937447414

Are you aware there are two different kinds of hypnotism?....

Yup... and coincidentally enough, the entire concept of hypnotism was created by TWO different people, in different places, around the same time...

One of them had a foolish notion that spinning magnets around people's heads would somehow "hypnotize them" into taking orders and behaving against their will. (the way you fantasize about hypnotizing a woman into thinking youre interesting)

His name was Franz Mesmer... of course his spinning magnetic contraption wasn't capable of hypnotizing any, let alone turning them into unwilling zombies that took commands....

Yet we still celebrate his experimentation to this very day, every time we use the word MESMERIZED............

However... around that same time, there was another fellow who was also contemplating hypnotism...

Yet he realized there was no contraption or magic word that made people take orders against their will, though he instead focused his research on HOW & WHY people allow themselves to take suggestions...

Are you even intelligent enough to understand what i've said so far?

Do I need to bring in some kind of sign language interpreter for the retarded?

Maybe a mime?

Hang in there, Big Guy....
You're finally going to learn something today

I'll be right back

>>937447856

You're foolishly thinking /b/ ever survived the stillbirth. there's nothing to kill.

If anything, i'm reanimating it.

>>937447414
Give me one second to pour a cup of coffee

Because I want you to pay very close attention to what i'm about to tell you

brb

>>937447935
>You're foolishly thinking /b/ ever survived the stillbirth. there's nothing to kill.
Kek

>>937447414

back..... so....
The other guy realizes " people have an inherent institute survival tool, in which they can recognize when someone's trying to manipulate them, and they will RESIST...."

........... Pay attention

THEY.... WILL.... RESIST....

RESISTANCE.... what we call " free will"

Every human being WILL resist being manipulated or bossed around

So perhaps the key to hypnotizing somebody was in finding HOW people decide to finally stop resisting...

At some point, they have to finally stop resisting, and start embracing other people's advice, their suggestions...

It's what we're talking about here
SUGGESTIONS...
Being open to suggestions

Not being hypnotized
Not being under anybody's control
Not brain washed, not a zombie..
Not under intoxicated effects....

Totally normal just like always
but WIN TO SUGGESTIONS

See?....
i told you you were going to learn something today..

Just wait...
About to tell you how to actually hypnotize somebody in real life

Be right back

picrel: actual 100% completely real legitimate mafia dons, and an EXTREMELY EXTREMELY dangerous henchman... he was famous for cutting off people's hands and heads, rolling them up in a bunch of carpet, setting it on fire and melting them into the plastic and burying them someplace north of helen georgia... if you think I'm joking, you're wrong.

>>937447856

so..... knowing that humans would resist suggestions, he developed a technique of ALLOWING PEOPLE TO RESIST...

..... EXPECTING them to resist
...... FACILITATING the resistance...
........ Then pausing for a second

And coming back in for the kill

And it worked perfectly...
It turns out although humans talk the talk about " nobody tells me what to do", and " i don't take orders from anybody"... that's actually not exactly true

It turns out humans seem to prefer being told where to stand and what to do

At least the majority of humans...
Some people are unreachable
But generally speaking
The majority of humans actually live their entire lives MIMICKING BEHAVIORS
Following rules...
Taking their place in line...
It feels safer that way

so......
Now i'm going to tell you exactly how psychiatrist actually incorporate modern day hypnotism into therapy occasionally...

But first:
I told you there were two different guys who developed the idea of hypnotism, and I said there were TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF HYPNOTISM...

But.
It has nothing to do with those two guys...

These days, there are officially TWO versions of hypnotism, and a lot of people think they understand it, but.
They really don't... so just in case you're not exactly sure,

STAGE HYPNOTISM...... which is absolutely 100% unequivocally FAKE every single time... every time you've seen people on stage being hypnotized and barking like a dog or dancing like a chicken... that's completely fake.. even though only half of those people are planted in the audience... The other half of them are literally just your average person out of the audience...

But the reason they bark like dogs and cluck like a chicken on stage is because...
THEY FEEL THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IT

THEY FEEL COMPELLED TO DO IT

Remember, I told you.Humans had the tendency to be very predictable in our behavior, and we are more comfortable 'fitting in' and we try to avoid being the outcast weirdo

brb

>>937447856
Proof?

It turns out nine out of ten people would engage in a behavior of a group, rather than have the group perceived them as being an outcast...

Humans are much more predictable than we claim to be.. we are much more likely to engage in group behavior than we are to strive for independence, no matter.
How much we may toot our own horns.

So the people barking like dogs on stage?
They're not hypnotized... they see the other people doing it, and there's an entire audience waiting... and as humans, we have a tendency to play along...

Now you understand stage hypnotism

The other kind is
COMPLETELY REAL
THERAPEUTIC HYPNOTISM
It's performed by licensed clinicians, psychologists more frequently than psychiatrists, but by both nevertheless.

THERAPEUTIC HYPNOTISM.......
And it has nothing to do with hypnotism at all

( because just like a fetish, there's no such thing as a fetish... that's a miss perception.... and there's no such thing as hypnotism... that's another misperception)

Therapeutic hypnotism doesn't involve hypnotism at all...

It involves ALLOWING YOU TO RESIST SUGGESTION...

The only reason a therapist would ever use hypnotism is because the patient is obviously having problems moving forward with their issues...

right?.... there'd be no need for the psychologist to ' pull out the big guns' of hypnotism if the patient we're making progress with his therapy... right?

Quite simply;
So far these patients have
RESISTED the advice and suggestions intended to help them

So now... HOW DO THEY HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE?

I'm about to tell you

They hypnotize you by NOT HYPNOTIZING YOU AT ALL

Instead, they rely on the fact that most people don't understand what hypnotism is, and more importantly they don't understand what hypnotism ISN'T

They rely on our naivete...
They rely on us hearing thearing them use the word "hypnotism", and making false assumptions based on shit we've seen on tv

Nope do not hypnotizing anybody
but they're PRETENDING to do it

they tell you to IMAGINE A PHYSICAL SENSATION in your mind... ( that's the first suggestion," so resistance is coming soon)

They start with your hands, telling you, "now your hands are feeling very heavy. you are very relaxed, very calm, and the weight of your hands feels very reassuring"

( at this point, anybody realizes you're being told what to do and to think, so you're ready to resist)

The process continues
" and now your arms are beginning to feel very relaxed and heavy."

( okay I see where it's going. from my hands up my arms.. hmmm)

" and now your shoulders are beginning to feel very relaxed. it is a very calm peaceful experience. your shoulders are feeling heavier and heavier"

( okay, obviously.My head is next question mark how about I resist instead?)

And exactly when the average person would resist... THE THERAPIST SUDDENLY STOPS....

He starts flipping through some papers and doesn't say a word for about fifteen seconds... fifteen seconds is a long time of sitting completely silent in a room with somebody else...

The patient just had his resistance pulled out from underneath him like a cheap rug

He never even got to engage his resistance...

Now the therapist puts down his papers and says " IT'S TIME TO DO THIS. YOUR FEET ARE FEELING VERY HEAVY"

Wow you’re still going lol

Looser

Notice the first time he started with the hands?

But that was all a false flag run

That was designed to get the patient pri'm for the process

It's time we start with the feet and move upwards

" your legs are feeling very. your chest is feeling very heavy.. your shoulders are feeling very heavy"

And when it finally gets to the neck and head?

The patient will never be any more open to simply listening to your advice

He's not hypnotized
He's completely free to resist
but the human animal
Generally speaking
WILL NOT RESIST at this point of the process

They've already embraced the fact that you were going to allegedly hypnotize them anyway, to now it's just reality time

Now they shut the fuck up and listen to your advice: " look, i want you to stop beating up your wife. i want you to stop spending all of the money on gambling. act like a man, and stop relying on these fucking excuses"

And believe it or not, after going to that process, most people WILL ACTUALLY START TAKING THE ADVICE

Suggestions....

There's no such thing as hypnotism
There's only a point where people allow themselves to start taking advice

And now you know

>>937447856

They actually were the real thing.
Legitimate La Cosa Nostra

Mafia.......

https://voca.ro/1ayzS0rGka2k

I wrote this song about you earlier today
It's not finished yet
Do you like it?

>>937449949
Your internet smarts have got you no where in life. You feel like you need to prove yourself to an online community about how smart you are but you’re actually a small man. So dumb. I feel sorry for you.

Keep typing looser.

Prove to yourself how much worth you have.

>>937447856

God damn it!!

Wouldn't you know I inadvertently posted the wrong song...

That wasn't the song I wrote about you today..
sorry about that...

HERE IS THE SONG I WROTE ABOUT YOU EARLIER TODAY... i hope youi hope you like it

https://voca.ro/15a7L1nAf1JQ

>>937450260
No one cares about your song

Looser

>>937450413
Oh contraire, sir....
in the handful of subsequent minutes since pasting that url, i have fielded twenty seven offers from major record labels, and an even more interesting offer from your mother...

It looks like that song has quite literally CHANGED THE WORLD!!!!!!!

They seem to disagree with you

>>937450413
This seems like an appropriate time to light.This expensive Cuban cigar.I've kept in a temperature controlled humidor for the past eighteen years....

*lights a wooden match by striking it on top of your head*

"since you're already down there, right?"

And to think you'll always be able to tell your friend about the day you witnessed the world change...

And the song was about YOU

>>937450413
Right now i'm so proud of you!!

You have grown inside today,
and it feels good

........ Doesn't it feel good?

>>937450973

“Au contraire” - I think you meant to say this. It’s a French phrase.

>>937451449

".....and then he says 'LOOK! its the logfag. logfag makes me sick!" And he vomits a stomach full of various men's sperms all over the place, and the laugh track emphasized the hilarity."

>>937451449

nope...i typed Egg Zack Lee what i intended to type...

(for the first time in years lol @ STT Typos)

so.... he learns his lesson when he turns into a retard midway through... first he gets sick, then he "WAFFS"

and that way everybody's happy

>>937439078 (OP)
we were not under your jurisdiction