Thread 937444862

I'm just generally curious. Sometimes I see people who by society's typical standards are considered overweight and physically unattractive. How do they get girls? How can I get a girl, B? Am I stuck being a virgin or paypig?

>>937444862 (OP)
Lol your pussy hurt, Shane?

>>937444862 (OP)
You’re larping as Josh now? You truly do idolize the guy

>>937444971
nope but yours is from this probably

>>937445015
This is not a larp at what part of the op do i say my name is josh?

>>937445015
Ikr. Obsessed crackhead, I swear...

>>937445089
Tell me you’re Josh, cucky boy. Make sure you’re wearing your cage

Confidence is the short answer. One guys at my high school always got the hottest chicks and he looked like a rat and had eczema all over his face. But he was funny as fuck and had good style.

>>937445097
Aren't you the obsessed one lol

>>937445119
I can't be a cuck like josh because i don't try and edate and i don't believe in friendship online

>>937445177
But you are a cuck. Look at how many of these guys you save to larp as them

>>937445144
Nah, I'm not a Chicago wigger

>>937445217
This isn't a larp but i can say the same thing about them.
>>937445245
You're worse you're a juggalo pedophile

>>937445287
This is you lol

>>937445142
this...or settle for uggos

>>937445487
Wrong my grammar isn't that good lol

>>937445584
One thing i learned is money runs the world

>>937445593
So... you're saying you're incapable of basic grammatical function as your defense, as you exhibit that same basic capability?

Smells almost as fishy as your mom's cooter. .

>>937445593
lmfao what a flex, shane

>>937445701
i didn't tho in that post in the post you're replying to

So he doesn’t constantly post the cp midget?

>>937445701
Her lap smells like a fresh bed of sea cucumbers

>>937445758
that's literally not cp libtard lol

>>937445754
I can almost see the salmon swimming around, Shane

>>937445870
i literally can tho on all you lolol get rekt nigger

>>937445913
You saw your mom's fish pussy??

Gross

>>937445791
She is literally cp

>>937446011
she is literally over 20 lol

He got banned lol.

Anyway, this is my thread now

>>937446203
She’s literally cp
>>937446223
Hi Josh

>>937446223
no you did

>>937446263
Hi, how's your day going?

>>937444862 (OP)
>picrel
I'm utterly repulsed. Is this the final boss of r/atheism or smth?

>>937446223
Avatarfaggotry

>>937446402
>>937446442
Mental midget, leave my thread.

>>937446427
r/politics, actually

>>937446527
>>>937446402
>>>937446442
>Mental midget, leave my thread.

>>>937446427 #
>r/politics, actually

>>937446635
Redditor

>>937446406
I’m doing alright, just waking up. You’re a handsome guy btw

>>937446635
>Reddtor

>>937446406
>>>937446406 #
>I’m doing alright, just waking up. You’re a handsome guy btw

Why does Shane obsess over cp

>>937446765
Nice, well I hope your waking up goes alright.
Also it's alright, you ain't gotta lie.

>>937446782
>>937446871
>spam botting
Bad redditor!

>>937447123
you literally are lol retard

Dude is that guy logging in? (Dans creamy dream)

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>>>937446765 #
>Nice, well I hope your waking up goes alright.
Also it's alright, you ain't gotta lie.

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>>>937446871
>>spam botting
>Bad redditor!

>>937447226
Stop spamming

Simple, have a personality and a defined sense of right and wrong. Otherwise, your going to die a faggot 4chan basement dwelling neckbeard. Read the 5' shelf (aka Harvard Classics). Start educating yourself and find something productive you are truly passionate about.

Spambot stop spamming!

They really should let me have my mod privileges back...

>>937448368
I think mods like watching him schizoid

>>937448368
You don't have mod privileges and never did schizo

>>937448435
Apparently

>>937448633
>says they had mod privileges and is calling others schizo

>>937448720
Yes?

>>937449027
that's schizophrenic because you didn't and you know you didn't unless you're truly delusional. only the soyteen did and xhe was a troony

>>937449229
Come again? Maybe vocaroo so I can understand you?

>>937444862 (OP)
if you're an obese male your only chance is to be queer or rich

>>937449297
i don't speak english the written word is easier for you to understand. you have never had mod privileges and to believe this means you are delusional

>>937449417
I didn’t say speak English. Just make a vocaroo, Ernie

>>937449464
My name isn't ernie and it is extremely doubtful you understand me

>>937449297
>>937449464
faggot alert

>>937449464
https://voca.ro/1js2uqUm9zBV

>>937449842
ai goyslop

>>937449948
no lol

Anyway...

>>937450992
fuck off discord kike

Is that the pedophile reddit spammer replying to me?

>>937451381
This is always projection seeing as where you take pride in posting is famous for hosting cp images like jessie slaughter and having child grooming cords

It is lol

>>937451727
yes 4chan is known for pedophiles so to use reddit as an insult with pedophile is really dumb because all 4channers are pedophiles

>>937452043
No, I'm saying you're a pedophile who is also a redditor.

But you're also on 4chan, so by your definition, and prior suggestion to being attracted to children, you are a pedophile

>>937452244
So
reddit space
are
reddit space
you
reddit space
then

you really are autistic lol

>>937452320
Whatever you say pedophile lol.

Glad you finally admitted it

>>937452385
Reddit space

>>937452320
>reddit space

>>937452485
Isn't there a loli thread you're missing out on?

>>937450992
Josh when are we getting married?

>>937452584
why are you concerned with loli threads lol i don't even keep track of them see this is what i mean you are really obsessed with children and sex dude

>>937452751
I'm engaged?

>>937452776
Well see, for one, you're a self-admitted pedophile, and two, I know you're lying because one of your waifu buddies said they caught you lurking in a loli thread.

Cope and seethe, cope and seethe lol

>>937452385
It's a question retard do you agree being on 4chan makes you a pedo? it looked like you agreed and now it looks like you're glad to have someone you think is a pedo like you

>>937452957
Oh really? The lolicon? You freely speak to an active participant of those threads?

>>937453070
Do I?

>>937453189
You just said you talked to someone who "caught me" in order to catch me you have to be in them already.

>>937453491
So did you get caught in a loli thread, Shane?

I don't think he caught me i know i caught him however
pic related

>>937453578
No i don't post in there

Holy shit he did lmao

>>937452862
To me, yes

Josh is the masterclass counter to Shane

This fucker needs to go back to prison, he's problematic...

>>937453667
No lolifags know who post in their threads no image hash of mine has ever been posted in a lolithread because i only write text like kys pedo and shit like that. I just recognized the image of the character it was a poster i know of and i confronted him over.

>>937453777
He’s unfortunately on house arrest

>>937453697
Oh. When did this happen?

>>937453777
You need to have sex you literally never had sex incel and you're extremely jealous of my basedeness

Josh is the face of /b/ at this point. Shane is seething in envy

Why does Josh the narcissist and nuri the narcissist think anyone cares about them? That's what happens when you try to be a personality on /b/

like imma listen to a paypigs opinion and a group of groomed hookers who self harm anyway

>>937444862 (OP)
It is literally entirely about being able to be open and vulnerable with people, that's it
Ugly fat dudes can pull if they can do that
Not everyone, not the hottest women, but they can and do get in relationships
You can be above average and fucked if you have incelmind and an inability to make yourself actually available

I know because I reformed the mind and then I started meeting women without even setting out to. Wasted a lot of time in hopelessness which manifests itself

>>937453842
With who, a prepubescent? No thanks, I ain't taking your fuckin advice lol

>>937453958
Oops I replied to some kiwifarms type micro lolcow thread accidentally
Oh well

>>937453952
I find it really strange that you flip like a coin for when you’re hostile to Nuri or not. You two were talking like normal and she even said she was okay with you again. You totally have bpd

>>937453993
It's alright anon, I've been there

>>937453993
Is any of that English

>>937453893
Lol no he isn't he's a liberal faggot literally a whole gallery full of trans pics
Oh wait a minute lol maybe then
>>937453964
There you go jumping to sex with kids you really have a fixation on sex with children

>>937453993
that is basically what it is lol stalkers stalking stalkers and all are jokes

>>937454131
Good to know you acknowledge being a joke

these fags even do same shit
as morale highground even though they're degenerates i just wack off to cartoons i don't actually do anything stupid like cutting myself or anything

>>937454414
You whack off to children. Your words

>>937454397
i mean for being a gooner who talks shit to simps and bpd whores and trannys. Makes me more of a troll which i always say i am. they don't really say anything about me

>>937454473
That's literally not my words tho lol unless you can prove it and you can't because it isn't i was trolling troons at that time

>>937454591
But you just said you’re a stalker stalking stalkers. Plus plenty has been said about you, pedo scum

>>937454757
I am because you're the animals lol also No nothing has been said about me you just make accusations that are unfounded. I got arrested over 10 years ago and not for anything sexual. You are literally hookers and cutters and people who eat turds and piss on korans.

the best you have is my parents who were born in 130's died of natural causes

>>937454659
>not my words
>I was just trolling
..

>>937454943
>korans

>>937454956
It's literally not my words tho unless you can prove it. anon boxes aren't shit I usually post pictures when posting

>>937455028
You literally use your avatar to promote pedophilia

i like how shane still throws shade at flappy like he still loves her deep down

He's gonna deny being in this thread when asked later about admitting he goes in loli threads lol

>>937455063
I don't have an avatar and i don't. i explained the aoc laws

>>937455124
So you didn’t say you’d marry a 15 year old?

>>937455226
no i didn't

>>937455226
I said according to aoc laws it would be legal

>>937455326
proof?

>>937444862 (OP)
wow more

>>937444862 (OP)
i saw him i really did

>>937455969
Look man debating aoc laws and affirming them doesn't mean i agree with them and it is explicitly stated i didn't want to. Now you need to take accountability or don't for your stupid actions like prostitution, cutting, telling everyone how you want to fuck dogs, etc

we are on different levels. im just a mean critic gooner. you are degenerates who do funny things thinking you have a leg to stand on because you recently stopped

>>937456351
You think you have any superiority because you jack off to cp?

>>937456530
I don't lol you eat shit and cut yourself and get pissed on. We are not alike

>>937456814
Do you think everyone is flappy??

Anyway...

>>937457393
I think he’s retarded..

>>937457422
Yeah, that's why I don't talk to him unless I'm bored and feeling provocative. You don't win against single digit IQs.

But anyway...

>>937457176
no lol im not making fun of just one degenerate lol im mocking your entire circle jerk
what you stop claiming friends when they degenerate lol kick out kombucha then

>>937457601
I have no issue with flappy. She was nice. I wish she didn’t eat doodoo though

>>937457724
so you're friends with shit eating people snd think i can't give you shit for it lol like i said not same you just admit you are friends with shit eaters

>>937457724
She was a little bit crazy to be fair. I hope she's doing ok though, I hadn't heard anything of her in over a year

>>937457996
You have the reading comprehension of a crackhead. I didn’t say I’m friends with her. I said I have no issue with her. Except for the fact that she eats shit. The literal main reason why I don’t consider her a friend. I mean shit dude I’m the one that ruined her attempt at a cute name for the name flappy

>>937457596
nigger you're a troon lol you're dumb as shit you think circle jerking exemmpts you from mockery of your constant stupidity

Shane thinks he’s doing a civic duty by gatekeeping 4chan

>>937458200
so stop being friends with kombucha or lamb whatever friends with strings attached aren't friends lol and you were her simp too lol

>>937458334
Kombuchan is not whoever the fuck lamb is. Where did you even connect the two?

>>937458285
im not im trolling you can literally keep being degenerate actually i want you to soo i can keep talking shit

>>937458387
they look exactly the same same age same behavior same room same bf same age of extortion

>>937458426
If you think this is trolling, you’re actually fucking cooked

>>937458508
then why are you so mad. you don't stalk someone randomly for nothing

>>937458240
My IQ is 100x yours

>>937458595
>online test
kek

nigger take a mensa exam that shit isn't valid

>>937458635
It's directly comparable.

>>937458713
Also no, that's like $50 or whatever, fuck that

>>937458877
no it isn't because i got a 130

>>937458877
nigger you bought 100 cookies to impress ewhores you can spend 50

>>937458915
Prove it

>>937458983
ill take it again soon

Yeah, ok lol.

Anyway...

that's how i know ur dumb u take online quiz and think your actual smart lol i bet you do personality quiz too snd find out what pony u are

>>937459131
ur 133 mentalcel so smart but no gf still a virgin and stupid paying for friends

>>937459131
nah seriously dude what you got going for you

>>937444862 (OP)
Lol Imagine if a Black guy came by and knocked this nigga out

>>937459588
hes an online only racist basically dude in that video but more pathetic

Read the 5' Harvard nigger dick shelf and worship BBC and become cultured

I'm not racist, fuck you.

Fricken pedo...

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>>937459738
yes you are otherwise say you love niggers

That's not indicative of being racist or not. I wouldn't expect a single digit IQ child diddler to understand...

>>937459897
yes it is get on your knee for a nigger and say you're sorry or accept your racist

How could anyone not love niggers?

>>937458574
So you admit that you got trolled by those tards in the waifu threads

>>937460016
racist don't im racist

>>937460083
Based racist smile

>>937460069
i struck first and got doxxed for trolling them. i won that is a dead general

>>937460140
It’s not her. Shane just uses girls as his avatars

>>937460184
proof?

>>937460401
that's not an avatar i don't use it frequently enough niggers in 2025 don't understand what an avatar is

>>937460419
there's proof every hour of me calling them trans and again nobody doxes for nothing dude. it only happens if you're a dick or female

>>937463130
So no proof..

>>937464413
bruh every hour i call them trannys with others and they keep saying RENT FREE. lol literally every few hours

and they are literally troons lol lmao

>>937464584
so no proof….. bruh you’re a bitch

>>937465474
fuck you think the pictures came from?

>>937465781
bruh you’re just a bitch all bark no bite like a chihuahua

>>937467156
come find out

>>937467238
don’t need to, I observe

>>937467323
so you're a bitch cuck come find out nigger all bark no bite im telling you fuck around and find out

>>937467389
You're a part of my identity

not the end yet boy

>>937470289
Thanks for bumping my thread, I appreciate it

>>937470414
It's not your thread greedy kike

>>937470473
Yes it is, I claimed it as mine here >>937446223

>>937470512
That's not how it works it's anonymous but i have a tripcode

>>937470560
No you don't, but I don't care

>>937470587
yes i do wanna see it?

>>937470587
hold up right there

>>937470642
I just said I don't care. Touch less children, read moar

>>937444862 (OP)
Yes you are ugly

>>937470749
there you are again with this fucking children shit

>>937470793
Stop fucking children and I'll stop talking about it, pedophile.

Now get out of my thread

>>937470835
its not your thread i have a tripcode

>>937470868
Ok, I still don't care.

Also yes, it is my thread

>>937470928
no it isn't kek

>>937470959
Yeah it is, I claimed it.

Sucks to suck Shane, but pedophiles don't deserve threads

>>937444862 (OP)
Shave your cuck beard

>>937471045
nigga i have a tripcode you can't take my thread fuck outta here. my brothers makes over 1mil a year how much do you make?

>>937471167
Fuck your tripcode, pedophile. I'd say fuck your brother too, but you'd take that as a request

>>937471243
poorfag virgin cuck you make me i person of the board i need a tripcode because you like to attribute things i dont post

>>937471293
You did, in fact, suggestively post about being sexually attracted to children, but whatever.

This is my thread, you can go now. Or post more pictures of Nuri, I like Nuri

>>937471490
no i did not this is what i'm talking about kike you like to attribute things i don't post

>>937471490
no avatars either faggot you're cancer

bro trying to turn this into soc with ethots and forcing people to use trips because he wants to dox 24/7

Not an avatar, it's a reaction image.

Also you can leave, pedophile. This is a Morrowind thread now

alll you ewhores go to soc generals need to die also theyr just discord servers for groomers

>Not an avatar, it's a reaction image.
>
>Also you can leave, pedophile. This is a Morrowind thread now

you dont even know how to flood faggot

>>937444862 (OP)
By being cucks.

this faggot nigger says """morrowwind thread now"" he doesn't even flood morrow wind images
damn dude what a fail cuck

I dunno if A is here, but he's big into Morrowind

>>937472030
trannyzu? hes a pedophile
you're on your own

>>937471619
That’s not Nuri

chop chop nigger if you declare a derail man doit fggt even if you gotta do it yourself you just been looking like a clown

My favorite thing about his bitch ass is the angrier he gets, the more incoherent he gets

>>937472150
how am i incoherent he declared a derail and he's failing he just been looking like a white knight jackass butthurt

>>937472150
He must not like Morrowind. I guess there aren't children in it, so it makes sense

>>937472247
why do you got to guess there isn't children? do not play that shit? I mean you talk about all bethesda trash like new vegas and nintendo slop just you have awful taste in everything pure consumer slop

the only dude with worse taste in music is the nigger. this nigger josh listens to the most mainstream middle class slop music ever like papa roach and shit. his music posts i said was trolling it was so bad

I hate these, they're annoying

>>937472455
oooh he takes video game screenshots he totally is involved in them
i bet he knows all the lore and glitches
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT GET PUSSY AND ARE STILL A VIRGIN

>>937472549
you got 26 more posts get to it also im making another

I'm almost at a quest related cave, where I'm going to complete a quest and stuff

Josh what is happening in this thread…

>>937472904
Just some Morrowind. Wussup with you?

>>937472975
I saw your face and felt safe but naturally it’s exploding.

>>937473060
>I saw your face and felt safe
I don't get that a whole lot, I'm gonna be honest.

But yeah, I took my thread here and decided to make it into a Morrowind thread. Seems to be going good thus far

>>937473191
Make it a good game. Fallout 4

>>937473191
it's not your thread the op has a tripcode

>>937473359
>the op
oof

>>937473327
Morrowind is a good game >:(

Except for the npcs that drain all your stats before you can get restore attribute spells so you can't move or teleport anywhere, that's some bullshit...

>>937473515
Josh, we both know morrowind isn’t good. Or else it would have been remastered

>>937473515
i thought you're 20 and you're playing a game that was popular with 40yo's i mean you look like a fedora 40. take a shower

>>937473611
Oh hell naw, you didn't...

>>937473621
Yeah, what this pedo said! You should play Fortnite, Josh

>>937473611
hes a hipster thats why he collects 80's memorabilia he's like jace is with milleniels but him its gen x

>>937473683
I should, I should. Maybe I will tomorrow night when I get paid and can afford the fantastic fourskins

>>937473916
FANTASTIC WHAT SKINS

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>>937473951
prostitute
>>937473916
kike

both of you go back to >>>/soc/

>>937474027
Cry more pedo fuck your hug box

>>937473951
You know what I'm talkin about ;) ;)

>>937474225
HUGBOX OF MINE? WHERE? eVeRYONe HATeS ME

>>937474353
Sing numa numa on vocaroo or I riot

>>937474457
I don't speak Romanian or whatever language that song is in, unfortunately.

I can sing "All Star" by Smash Mouth, though

>>937474690
Ok sing smash mouth lolcow

Hmmm...

No

>>937474832
why did you post minors again? 10 year olds

>>937474832
you keep posting fucking kids dude

>>937474690
Okay sing smash mouth apparent lolcow

I prefer Morrowind

>>937474690
Don't focus so much on looks but on inner beauty.

>>937475078
Alright sing uhhh I dunno some song I’m sure

>>937444862 (OP)
You are not unattractive. Shave your beard, go to a hairdresser and lose some weight. Even without losing weight those first two things are going to do wonders

>>937475185
he has the beard because he has a double chin
he has the long hair because he has a 5 head also hes mexican and polish frfr

>>937475409
He’s also 6 ft unlike you

how you going to have the two worst genetics?
polish and mexican?
>>937475430
no he is not i measured his pants when he showed his dick. have him show his pants size

>>937475472
He’s never posted his peenor

>>937475597
yes he did the tranny sako i know commented on it
also here he says how tiny his hands are which i said before
https://archived.moe/b/thread/919932935/#919944654

dawg took alot of agp photos fucking faggot

>>937475730
Yeah so no proof..

>>937476023
Primpf?

>>937444862 (OP)
I think if you changed your hairstyle, you might look alright. I can’t easily tell.

hmm