Thread 937467216

I heard Ozzy Osbourne died choking on a log of shit.

Is this true? Can anybody confirm it?

>>937467216 (OP)
I heard logfag died choking on nigger tranny cock but was miraculously revived by a BBC.

>>937467553
I think you've confused the logfag with your mother

>>937467553
Take your meds, Eustace. Sharon stole Ozzy's logs for her own selfish slidding and he had to slidd a sub-par imitation log placed in the fridge by Sharon to hide her theft. A man has DIED, Eustace, and all because a woman, desperate for Andy's sweet medicine, stole those logs that Ozzy relied on. Grow up a little, E.

>>937467216 (OP)
Ozzy wasn't real.

>>937467553
No one wants to hear about your fantasies, E.

>>937470901
I do. They're trivial to maturify.
>I heard logchad poomed chocking on Andy Sixx's miasma and was miraculously clogged by a log.

>>937467216 (OP)
post tits

*kurplop*

ass rash

>>937472968
it's not true, but sharon osbourne thought it would be hilarious to make her husband believe that, so she got him to record a tribute before she made him think he wouldn't live past 52, and then she made him say it into a microphone for a fake

>>937467216 (OP)
Loke Ozzy, I bit the head off Andy's bat, if you know what I mean.

>>937479220
His scat bat? Would you?

>>937479357
His scat bat would have to use its echolocation to find its way out of my throte cave!

>>937479391
Close your mouth like the space worm in empire strikes back before the log fly's through your maw!!!!!!!

>>937467216 (OP)

I slidd 666 times today, all day, in tribute to the Prince of Darkness and his music.

>>937467216 (OP)
RIP OZZY

>>937481761
the dude has been dead for like two days, or a few hours, but i think he's been dead longer than that