Ancient fag here. Who's tired of this log and Ai shit? Inb4 /b/ was never good, but God damn did it slump so harsh in flames? Poast random shit like it's supposed to be

>>937470200 (OP)
Just put a chair under the doorknob.

>>937470245
No one will ever get in.

>>937470200 (OP)
New reaction image.

>>937470200 (OP)

DON'T PANIC!
Read the text carefully. Your mother is safe. This post may not be.

>>937470354
GirUUUgamesh!

>>937470362
Not this post. Noooo

>>937470462
Better reply to your mom then!

omg stfu you annoying incel fgt

Pictured left to right:
1. Jennifer Selnaes - shy highschool sophomore from Minnesota who excels in math and chemistry, and possesses an innate preternatural deadly proficiency with any edged weapon she gets her hands on; 2. Paula Correa - born in Rio de Janeiro, began developing tough, coarse muscle fibers in her body at age three, has never seen the inside of a gym but is even stronger than she appears; 3. Weldon "Gho$t Money $tax" Jefferson - wannabe gangsta rapper from Ontario whose lyrics appear dull and pedestrian when written, but can gain near absolute hypnotic control over almost anyone he targets when uttered by him; 4. "Amanala" - allegedly from Egypt, true identity and biological sex unknown, possesses pheromones allowing seduction of literally anyone after prolonged exposure; 5. Ashley Haverty - former gambler from Las Vegas, can reverse time by as much as twelve seconds while being the only one aware it has happened; 6. Clive Currer-Briggs - can telepathically control the actions of nearly all non-primate animals within a three-kilometer radius; 7. Viktor Gorbachev - born in Leningrad in 1934 and stopped aging some time in the 1950s, his body can absorb tremendous amounts of kinetic energy with no physical damage

>>937470492
Naw. Dont wanna talk to her.

>>937470520
Talking to yourself again, Steve?

>>937470541
Done that post's life is on you.

>>937470200 (OP)
Believe it or don't, /b/ is better now than it was about a year ago; before the 'ch*cken j*ckey' purge, and when the mods still allowed kik/session/whatever else threads. It's slightly better now, but 'slightly' is just enough.

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>>937470830
These both sounds like threats.

I went to a private school (no pun intended) and this was back in the 80s and 90s. They had not been doing Penis Inspection Day, objecting on "moral grounds" up until 1989 when they passed Kramer-Goodrich (when I heard the name of the bill, I called it "Klingon-Goodwrench") which standardized the health guidelines for all schools, public and private.
This was 1990 and I was 13, in 7th grade.

We didn't have a school nurse, so various teachers would take turns giving the inspections in private rooms. That day I got Miss Prince.

Miss Prince was about 5'4", with a mousy-looking face, a rather large nose, and virtually no tits to speak of. She was also the teacher I had been crushing on all semester.

She was all business.

"Okay, drop your drawers," she said all matter of fact.

I did and I was hot all over with embarrassment as my 13yo cock stood at attention.

Her eyebrows went up in surprise, a slight smile on her face.

"Okay... stop thinking about whoever she is. The sooner that thing goes down, the sooner you can get this over with."

I just blurted out, "I'm not thinking of anyone."

It was a deer-in-headlights thing, but I just stared straight into her eyes as I said that.

"Uh huh," she said, smiling a "knowing" smile. I'm sure she thought I was lying.

"Well, this ought to make it go to sleep," she said impatiently. She then pulled her shirt right off, then lifted her bra over two petite little points. The tips were like pink bonbons.

I gazed in shock and wonder. To me, these were the most perfect breasts I had ever seen.

Her smug look slowly turned into one of disbelief, and then sheer wonder.

"Are you... actually turned on by this?" she whispered.

"Y..." My throat was dry as the desert. "Yes ma'am," I croaked.

cont'd

>>937470870
It says more about you than it does about statements you're responding to.

>>937471037
For a brief second, this really sad look crossed her face. "It's usually a turn-off for most guys..." she muttered. But then she smiled.
Now, Miss Prince had a reputation as a cold, frigid bitch. But in that moment I saw the most vulnerable, hopeful smile I had ever seen on anyone's face.

"You want to touch them?" she whispered.

I didn't even answer. I just reached out and stroked my fingers across those beautiful, tiny little points.

And just like that, I was playing with her gorgeous little tits. And then, the most heavenly feeling engulfed me as she squatted and took my cock in her mouth.

I won't lie. I didn't last long. It was probably only a few minutes and I was blowing my load all down her throat. I don't know what kind of sounds escaped my mouth, but I quickly closed it and hoped I hadn't been too loud.

cont'd

>>937471097
After I came, she stroked it for a little while until it became flaccid.

Then, it was almost like a switch had been flipped. She pulled her bra back over her tiny breasts and put her shirt back on. Then she went right to looking my cock over, palpating my balls, pulling the skin back and forth (cutfag here, because murrica) and then simply said, "Looks good. You can put your pants back on."

I stood there for a few seconds as she picked up her clipboard and scribbled some notes. She looked up at me, her typical cold demeanor returning. "Well? We're done here. Pull your pants up."

"Yes... yes ma'am," I stammered, as I bent over and awkwardly pulled my pants back up.

For the rest of my time in school, she never gave any indication that anything had even happened.

7th grade was the last year that PID was required, so nobody ever inspected my penis again.

I graduated in 1995, and never saw or talked to her again. She had exhibited basically the same kind of cold behavior for which she was best known. A couple years later, she got married and became Mrs. Owens.

About ten years ago, I read about her obituary. Ovarian cancer. She had yet another last name that I don't remember now. Apparently she got divorced and remarried at least once.

I hope they liked her little tits as much as I did. It breaks my heart to think of her fucking with her shirt on, thinking her body was disgusting until the day she died.

I miss her.