What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

I sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole backstage of a BVB concert in 2011.

No way to prove it of course but i lost my virginity to a buddy's mom, then had a weird affair with her for several months where i kind of convinced myself i was in love. i was weird and stupid.
I'm so boring now its unreal so even if i wanted to tell current people i know, they'd never believe me.

I’ve died twice. The first time I went to heaven. It was full of ignorant, annoying Christians. Ted Bundy was there, and so was Susan Atkins. I asked God to send me back. I came back to earth, and died a second time. I went straight to hell. I met a lot of televangelists and other con artists in hell. Satan didn’t want me there, so I’m back on earth again.

Worked for Sinaloa cartel in america

I was once so tired I slept for 16 hours straight.

took 25x150mcg of LSD at once, still not sure what made me do it but it felt right. Had taken like 2 before and was up all night talking to a girl

>>937473604 (OP)
At my wedding, the photographer bailed last minute. Total panic. We’re scrambling, trying to find anyone with a decent camera when this guy just walks into the venue—linen suit, Panama hat, old Leica around his neck.

It’s Bill Murray.

No one invited him. He didn’t introduce himself. Just started snapping photos like he’d been hired.

I asked who he was. He goes, “I’m Bill. I do this sometimes,” and walks off.

He spent the whole day taking pictures. Gave a toast. Danced with my grandma. Took a slow-motion video of my nephew eating cake like it was the Sistine Chapel. At one point, he whispered to me, “You looked like you needed a win today.”

The next morning, there’s an envelope at the hotel front desk. Inside are a dozen prints—some of the best photos I’ve ever seen. One has “Nobody will ever believe you” scribbled on the back.

I tell people the story. No one ever does.

>>937473604 (OP)
>be me
>27yo hiking bro
>decide to solo trek Annapurna circuit in Nepal
>spiritual journey.jpeg
>4 days in, weather turns to shit
>like Silent Hill levels of fog
>trail basically gone, GPS worthless because of the terrain
>stumble into what looks like an old monastery ruin
>not on any map, whatever, shelter is shelter
>camp inside, light fire, eat shitty lentils
>hear breathing in the dark
>not wind, not animal, like deep human breathing
>get spooked, grab headlamp
>nothing there
>go back to pretending I’m Bear Grylls
>few hours later, wake up to something dragging my pack outside
>run out yelling in boxers
>see huge figure maybe 8-9 feet tall covered in white-grey matted fur carrying my damn backpack like it’s a fanny pack
>shines headlamp at it
>thing doesn’t flinch, just blinks
>casually places my backpack down, like it changed its mind
>stares at me for a few seconds
>legit felt like it was judging me
>then turns and lumbers into the fog
gone
>no footprints the next morning
>pack untouched except the Snickers bars are gone
>mfw I got robbed by a diabetic Himalayan cryptid
>mfw nobody believes me except some weird monk 2 villages down
>he just nodded and said “he doesn’t usually give things back”
>mfw I might’ve had the most polite yeti encounter in recorded history

>>937473604 (OP)
Had sex with my wifes little sister. It happened once when she was staying over with us and they planned it without me. I fucked her without my wife and then my wife came in to sleep and I fucked her while her sister watched. I spread my wifes creampied pussys to show her sister and my wife said thats when it got really weird for her to see her little sister fingering herself looking at her pussy. She was ok while we were fucking but not after. Her sister is married now but when we see them I still put my hand on her ass and such. She told my wife I am way way bigger than her BF and they use toys a lot. The dude doesnt know I fucked his gf before, and wants to go camping and on a road trip, but I just want to fuck her some more.

I had sex with a actress who had a small role in a Christmas Hallmark movie.

>>937474061
How did you get into that line of work?