Thread 937483516

Take legal action on my throte. Andy sixx

>>937483516 (OP)
open up, bitch

>>937484008
THROTE OPEN

Yesterday I went to my first Logfag Fanclub event. i was surprised how many supporters logfag has.

I purchased an expensive southeast Asian housefly recently. i named him Wang. his veterinarian says he's depressed because he's not getting enough fresh air and sunlight, so I bought one of those fancy new housefly carriers, the breathable ones with zipper on top.

And I took wang along with me to the logfest, not sure about their policy on bringing pets.

>>937484696
there must have been a trillion people there at least.

Logfag gave a long speech. at least I 'think' that was logfag. there seems to be a lot of confusion, but there was only one gigantic living.Third third giving a speech, so I assumed it must be him.

>>937484812

It was totally fucking packed dude

I knew he was popular, but WOW!!

even the little kids loved him
At least i'm pretty sure they were kids
You do that, or they were adult dwarves who ate their boogers

But watching him extract lunch from his nostril gave me an appetite, and that's when I felt guilty about Wang.

Wayne hadn't eaten anything all day, and you know how houseflies get temperamental when they get low blood sugar...

So
I figured it was time to feed my little buddy

>>937484877

I unzipped my fly, and my wang came flying out, right in front of everybody

And since he was starving, i suppose he just followed his nose?

And see, i feel really bad about it but I had no idea.Logfag is allergic to house flies...

How was I supposed to know?

And some of his supporters ended up becoming casualties of a symphony of errors...

I feel bad about them, cause they came to support with the logfag

And I'm not too sure if log.Faint really cares about his supporters, to be honest..

After slapping that fly on the side of his head, suddenly he was lashing out, is calling all of us "weaklings" and " stupid"

And throwing handfuls of himself at us.
He acted like a temperamental child
But I had to remind myself:

He's doing god's work...
He's under a lot of stress

Needs to take a vacation
Like charter a private jet to some little island somewhere..

I'm not sure why he was so rude to us

We all signed up for the fan club to support him

And now he seemed to be tossing us under the bus

But that's okay
Because he was chosen by god
So I'm willing to overlook a few inconsistencies.And contradictions

But what really hurt my feelings?

Right before they dragged him off stage, yield something about fighting and putting your foot down

And a couple hundred of his supporters took terms STOMPING MY FLY TO DEATH

So I probably won't be going back

And i'm gonna sell my fanclub membership card

>>937483516 (OP)
Can somebody deal with fagnimaterr already

this thread is so hot

>>937484696
Did you all shit on each other?

>>937483516 (OP)
Animaterr Man beat wavywebsurf!

>>937483516 (OP)
So I just finished taking a tremendous dump. It felt so fuckin good. Lots of nuts in it. Anyway, I get up to wipe and instantly E kicks in the door and like a ravening mad man he assaulted my anus with his tongue. The guy's mouth is basically a bidet. Like a true leftist he was swallowing all my residual shit. Truly a degenerate shit fiend. For an anti-logfagger he sure was gay for shit and my anus.

I'm in the weirdest mood right now

I'm doing my best to remain distracted
A very frightening health condition with the cat... something.
Really scary...

And we've got the best veterinarian in the world.But he was on vacation in europe and he just got back today and he won't be open until tomorrow

SEXY BOOM BOOM suddenly started presenting with tardive dyskinesia

( uncontrollable involuntary movement, similar to parkinson's)

He's never.\nDone this before.

he's always been healthy as shit

So I'm trying to.
Keep a positive mental image in my head

( is animals actually read your mind, by visualizing what you're visualizing. listen to us, speak.And they interpret the emotion of your words, but they.
See what you're seeing in your head. most mammals do. that's why I can't start thinking about him passing away. that wouldn't be fair to him. if I get scared, he'll read my mind and he will become scared)

So
Right now i'm trying to be a stoic rock for sexy

And hopefully it's vestibular...
Not neurological

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