What would you do if you looked like this?

Kms no cap

Unironically has looksmaxx potential

Put actual effort into my hair, both on my head and on my face - you need a more regular cut, don't do the shaggy thing. Your facial hair looks beyond unkempt and broadcasts "I don't give a damn enough to even trim this up, let alone anything else"

If your first impression on somebody is that, they are going to write you off as a weirdo poses no threat and annoying, possibly smelly, to be around.

>>937484677
/thread

>>937484636 (OP)
Form a rock band

>>937484636 (OP)
>Shave off those pubes
>go to gym
>stop jerking off too much

>>937484903
But not entirely. I'd leave goatee.

>>937484940
ew gross goatees are shit

>>937484636 (OP)
suicide

I would marry myself asap

>>937484636 (OP)
ask people if they had heard of the high elves

>>937486214
do low elves exist?

>>937486587
dunmers are the niggers of the elves, so those

I would have quit 4chan and start self improving.

>>937484636 (OP)
honestly just live my life the way i normally would

>>937484636 (OP)
run into shit as I'd have relatively no depth perception...

...Or I'm looking to make my chemical romance seem butch.

>>937487249
lol mcr hasn't been joked out about since the early 00's it's a strangely familiar meme format too

>>937484636 (OP)
Prolly have many womens

>>937490328
woman (male)

>>937490399
I not homosex

>>937490660
proof?

>>937484832
yes

>>937489419
>>937489419
i wish those would get made again of gerard way being gay

>>937484636 (OP)
Jesus, I thought that was a picture of me at first.

>>937484636 (OP)
I would post pictures of my naked body on /b/.

>>937484680
not even

>>937484677
>Kms
this is obvious bait but the guy has a full set of hair. he is fine. getting a proper haircut. being clean shaven and losing weight will easily make him presentable. free life hack: don't even carry a nintendo switch around with you.

>>937495705
he has two for both hand but he can't play very good because he has tiny hands

>>937484636 (OP)
I'd shave my beard, get a haircut and go to the gym

>>937495300
if he shaved his neckbeard, got a proper haircut, got better clothes, and started working out, he could bring his looksmaxx levels up by at least 70 points

>>937484636 (OP)
I'd an hero

>>937496300
same

>>937484636 (OP)
Kys myself

>>937499407
tsmt

>spend the next 20ish hours taking care of myself
>get high
>lay down
>relax all my muscles
>actively seek out all the hidden tensions everywhere in my face
>shave, make it look clean
>spend some more time meditating relaxing facial muscles, massaging it all, let all the painful intent slough off myself
>wash hair
>conditioner only
>cut em if haircut looks retarded, style em if not
>spend the next few hours enjoying the outdoors and making everything about the world and not about me

>>937500642
calm life

>>937500831
mmmm

>>937484636 (OP)
>shave
>cut hair
>lift weights
>start running
>improve diet
>smile

>>937503294
literally total avatar he's popped

>>937505374
English?

>>937505701
spanish?

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