Thread 937484636

What would you do if you looked like this?

Kms no cap

Unironically has looksmaxx potential

Put actual effort into my hair, both on my head and on my face - you need a more regular cut, don't do the shaggy thing. Your facial hair looks beyond unkempt and broadcasts "I don't give a damn enough to even trim this up, let alone anything else"

If your first impression on somebody is that, they are going to write you off as a weirdo poses no threat and annoying, possibly smelly, to be around.

>>937484677
/thread

>>937484636 (OP)
Form a rock band

>>937484636 (OP)
>Shave off those pubes
>go to gym
>stop jerking off too much

>>937484903
But not entirely. I'd leave goatee.

>>937484940
ew gross goatees are shit

>>937484636 (OP)
suicide

I would marry myself asap

>>937484636 (OP)
ask people if they had heard of the high elves

>>937486214
do low elves exist?

>>937486587
dunmers are the niggers of the elves, so those

I would have quit 4chan and start self improving.

>>937484636 (OP)
honestly just live my life the way i normally would

>>937484636 (OP)
run into shit as I'd have relatively no depth perception...

...Or I'm looking to make my chemical romance seem butch.

>>937487249
lol mcr hasn't been joked out about since the early 00's it's a strangely familiar meme format too

>>937484636 (OP)
Prolly have many womens

>>937490328
woman (male)

>>937490399
I not homosex

>>937490660
proof?

>>937484832
yes

>>937489419
>>937489419
i wish those would get made again of gerard way being gay

>>937484636 (OP)
Jesus, I thought that was a picture of me at first.

>>937484636 (OP)
I would post pictures of my naked body on /b/.

>>937484680
not even

>>937484677
>Kms
this is obvious bait but the guy has a full set of hair. he is fine. getting a proper haircut. being clean shaven and losing weight will easily make him presentable. free life hack: don't even carry a nintendo switch around with you.

>>937495705
he has two for both hand but he can't play very good because he has tiny hands

>>937484636 (OP)
I'd shave my beard, get a haircut and go to the gym

>>937495300
if he shaved his neckbeard, got a proper haircut, got better clothes, and started working out, he could bring his looksmaxx levels up by at least 70 points

>>937484636 (OP)
I'd an hero

>>937496300
same

>>937484636 (OP)
Kys myself

>>937499407
tsmt

>spend the next 20ish hours taking care of myself
>get high
>lay down
>relax all my muscles
>actively seek out all the hidden tensions everywhere in my face
>shave, make it look clean
>spend some more time meditating relaxing facial muscles, massaging it all, let all the painful intent slough off myself
>wash hair
>conditioner only
>cut em if haircut looks retarded, style em if not
>spend the next few hours enjoying the outdoors and making everything about the world and not about me

>>937500642
calm life

>>937500831
mmmm

>>937484636 (OP)
>shave
>cut hair
>lift weights
>start running
>improve diet
>smile

>>937503294
literally total avatar he's popped

>>937505374
English?

>>937505701
spanish?

espanol

>>937484636 (OP)
>full head of hair
>hunter eyes and strong brow (assuming symmetry)
>good cheek width and height, but too chubby to see any definition
>good vertical proportions
>normal looking nose
>narrow mouth, weak chin
>jaw ok
>scuz stache and beard not ok
Overall verdict: lose weight, get haircut, grow a better beard including strong stache to cover up weird mouth and chin status. Not hopeless, this young man can be fixed.

>>937514049
wrong

>>937514085
Right. My analysis is flawless in every regard.

>>937514145
no it isn't i can break it down

>>937514169
Then do it. You won't, or at best you'll just make up random shit that is not based on reality to shitpost me.

>>937514219
greasy hair and long, patchy beard, very overweight , awkwardness in facial expressions suggesting natural autistic face, oily skin, lips suggesting croked teeth and possible bad breath, bottom heavy face typical of mexicans, horse face brow to chin is long, narrow chin, flat face typical of mexicans aka tortilla face, nose normal though, no pronounced brow ridge, rounded chin or turkey neck, narrow eyes. its over

>>937514219
your assessment on the brow is wrong
your assessment on the facial width is wrong
your assesmrnt on vertical proportions are wrong

>>937484636 (OP)
Why does this guy get posted so much. I've shown my own face on /b/ but I've never seen it posted by anyone else

>>937514728
because he likes to dox dead people

>>937514461
>hair and beard, overweight
I addressed this. Fixable
>oily skin
Fixed instantly by one shower
>autism, teeth
Possible. Not pictured however
>narrow eyes
Not apparent
>long face/general bad proportions
>>937514646
You too on this one. I do observe some of this but I don't think it's that bad and it's definitely exacerbated by being a shitty phone camera selfie. Also makes his nose look bigger, the center of the image is exaggerated.

>>937514728
Because OP is a sperg and he pissed OP off.

It's a lot of weird drama bullshit, you probably don't want to be involved

>>937514728
Because he and Nuri pissed off the bbc fag. So now he spends every waking minute of his existence hate posting about them. I wish to Christ I was joking

ugly

Niggers.

>>937484636 (OP)
>What would you do if you looked like this?

up

nope

>>937484636 (OP)
>looked like this

I think he'd suck a lot of cock

>>937516967
How did they piss off the bbc fag?

>>937484636 (OP)
Shave, get a haircut, lose a ton of weight.

https://voca.ro/1dIagcTFnB0q

sometimes you monitor the hall, and sometimes the hall monitors you. shane's going to spam threads today when he finally gets his midget ass out of bed because he can't handle josh threads. they make him go into an autistic fit and he starts throwing tantrums.

>>937525835
I'd take it as a compliment

>>937527089
What is a josh thread?

>>937527432
a thread with the word josh in the filename or title. lil shane hates that more than anything in the world. why? I don't know. he won't explain himself he only cries.

>>937527463
why is it called a josh thread and what do you do in these josh threads?

>>937527573
it doesn't matter I don't care anymore. I just want shane to eat shit and die

>>937527601
the audio explanation says it is a discord server like you want to have board celebrities

>>937525835
Do you really want to get involved with the story?

>>937527647
it's never been a discord server he just thinks it is because he's convinced himself there's a group that excludes him there with absolutely zero proof. the fact that people use the filename to attract the other people who frequent josh threads through their filters bothers him more than anything. he considers this "making a general" and thinks it's the same as a discord server.
He has mental problems and refuses to just remove the word from his own filter. instead he spends years of his life whining and complaining and saying the same words day after day after day.

>>937527710
same person i saw you spam the audio in my other thread. the one with the gravestone. you know you're cancer, right?

>>937527717
who do you think you replied to dumbfuck?

>>937527747
that was me and i didnt spam it i literally posted it one time. cry more faggot.

>>937527759
don't care. a midget faggot maybe? doesn't really matter to me.

>>937527763
no you didn't fuck off orbiting cancer

>>937527777
because you're insane. no celebrities that's egirl cancer

>>937527795
lick my nut sack pussy

>>937527717
There is a server. It'll be a year old next month, I think?

>>937527747
Yeah yeah, whatever.

>>937527777
Checked

>>937527814
cry more

>>937527818
you're like 200lbs lol you can't even see your nuts

>>937527837
yes i am 200 lbs because im 6 foot 4. that's a pretty normal weight for my size.

>>937527830
you cry enough for the whole board
wahhh i want egurl orbiting threads

>>937527852
sure dude

>>937527857
https://voca.ro/1dIagcTFnB0q

>>937527871
>>937527874

>>937527884
>wahhh i want cancer

>>937527897
im just making fun of a whiney midget crying im not saying i want anything lol.

>>937527914
yes you are lol lmao you want a sekret clubhouse

>>937527951
it's literally on a public board. you want the secret board because your mad they exist. if it was secret you wouldn't know about it to be mad at it. do you ever use your brain to follow you own logic or do you just type whatever emotion pops into your little heart? much like a nigger would behave and react.

>>937527982
>it's literally on a public board. you want the secret board because your mad they exist. if it was secret you wouldn't know about it to be mad at it. do you ever use your brain to follow you own logic or do you just type whatever emotion pops into your little heart? much like a nigger would behave and react

>>937528023
got your sweatpants in a twist didnt I

>>937528031
>got your sweatpants in a twist didnt

>>937484636 (OP)
Shave the mustache and goatee. Wear mutton chops.

>>937528105
tsmt look like a Irish policeman from 1910's

>>937528105
You are still just that cute kid from all those years ago.