Why would anyone prefer dogs to cats?

>>937490566 (OP)
They're simple beings, like me. Dumb and loyal (tho I think my Shitzu is pretty smart).

>>937490566 (OP)
Dog lovers tend to be zoophiles.

>>937490627
Is that true?

>>937490566 (OP)
You just know why.

>>937490699
I love cats more so no

>>937490566 (OP)
Because you can't fuck cats

>>937490566 (OP)
My dog knows how to open doors. He's my door opener

>>937491269
Dogs aren’t real

Dear strangers on the internet,
I have been having trouble sleeping.
I recently found out some people don't like something that i do like.
What the hell is going on?

>>937491520
Explain

>>937491345
Lies

>>937490566 (OP)
>filename

Oh, it's just one of those threads

>>937491681
Yeah sorry I don’t save bbc content to post here.

>>937491269
you own pugs they are all useless

>>937493363
Shane you’re incredibly gay

>>937493759
no kombucha/lamb, nuri, josh, and tesla are actually gay also those british faggots

>>937492874
I'm gonna be completely honest, that is actually probably the best picture I've had taken of me in my life.

>>937493363
And the fact that you both saved it and made this is gay as fuck lol. I think I can still see part of your mugshot that you put my pic over

>>937493907
>everyone but me
And yet you obsess over them

>>937493932
so you took the picture lol gay

>>937491170
I've seen videos that prove otherwise.
But a dog is way more satisfying of course.

I broke his thinking capabilities with my grade school level retort...

>>937494039
you don't pay attention to lipstick lesbians? that's the only porn i watch because dicks are gay

>>937494186
says the guy with a gallery of his own agp photos

>>937494189
So you admit that you only watch gay porn

>>937494623
it's not gay if im a guy. watching dicks is nuch gayer. why would you watch dick unless you're a cuck/gay?

>>937495097
I don’t watch porn. But you only watch gay porn

>>937495433
you're a liar

>>937495466
If you count nudes of bitches porn, then yeah I guess I am

>>937495907
ok liar also you have tiny hands

>>937495934
What a normal thing to say

>>937496112
tiny hand=tiny dick

>>937496176
objectively true unless you have a birth defect

>>937496176
How did this become about my dick? Why are you so gay?

>>937496590
post hands i bet your dick is so small you are relegated to using flats for your sissy faggot fetish that you apparently have because

>>937496659
I’m not posting my hands so you can save them and post them a hundred times on the board saying “look at what these faggots do” like shut the fuck up

Shane look at these hands

>>937496918
>thinks i don't already have them

how many times have you posted your hand on the wwnnabe 4chan coding bs that you denied lol and the double switch you got.

>>937497047
Yeah sorry bro but you’ve never seen me or my hands

>>937497106
Which boogeyman do you think I am this time?

>>937497150
>>937497138
you lied about the 4chan shit why wouldn't about this and you lied about the pathetic gooner vocaroo aswell. you lied about the spongebob shit too and you lied about the agp gallery

>>937497282
Ohhhh you think I’m Josh this time

Wait.. am I the fucking real baba yaga to shane?? I am going to be your death but are you scared of me?

>>937497310
Dude he just calls in people to pretend to be him for posts he's caught up in.

>>937497331
baba yaga is a romanian witch prophet for that backeards jeet country.

wait baba vangs my bad still baba yaga is ukranian. Kike

>>937497383
Baba yaga is John fucking Wick, uncultured swine jew

>>937497353
How'd you find that out

What if shane has been Josh this whole time

>>937498252
That’s what I’ve been saying

>>937498686
Oh shit I’m high lol I replied to myself

lmao shane got banned

>>937490566 (OP)
Dogs are superior in every way.

>>937490566 (OP)
differing forms of failure and inadequacy
the principal appeal of a dog is its effortlessly-attained borderline-worshipful love, you feed them and walk/play with them and they adore you forever
the principal appeal of a cat is that they permit you to love them, they condescendingly dole out their acceptance of your affection as they see fit

>>937499535
nah josh did he doxxed again

>>937499578
What a stupid take

>>937499844
Don’t you dox people all the time?

>>937490566 (OP)
I am allergic to kittys

>>937499968
it's objectively true in companionship dogs are huMANs best friends while cats are just domesticated beasts and cool

>>937499982
no

>>937490566 (OP)
Because they are dog fuckers and usually females

i literally report dox posted because nobody cares about literally who's. I might know you but literally nobody cares at large so why would i?

>>937500058
I’ve seen you multiple times post that black dude with his license plate

>>937500133
who are you talking to and why would you think anyone cares what you do you fucking NIGGEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>937500101
gooner bro

>>937490566 (OP)
Cats are for shut ins, dogs are social animals. I take my dog to the lake, we play fetch, he goes rabbit and grouse hunting with me.
Cats just make you gay.

>>937500492
Nu uh

I set up my canopy today. Excellent.

>>937496940
Nigga

Would you rather live in Pittsburgh or Denver?

>>937505551
Denver. Closer to kombuchan and Nuri

I feel like I’m the only person that misses canadachan

>>937505676
Did she post her pussy and butthole?

>>937505739
Once or twice yes

Cats make me viscerally angry.

I adopt cats from shelters and then torture and murder them

>>937506939
Why?

>>937507816
com pay whore she cut herself also

literally nuri, josh and the brits are com/764 extorters they pay them to cut themselves and do embarassing things doing bad guy/good guy to get personal information and then when they do they force them to post to get more or they tell their parents and family or rather threaten they cant actually do it otherwise they go to the feds

thats why i can talk shit and they just stay on 4chan they literally cant do shit otherwise fed time

they're literally pieces of shit worst that 4chan can offer

>>937490566 (OP)
Dogs are utterly subservient. Cats not so much. People who like being in control like dogs.

>>937507951
I like packraft

>>937507951
The projection is fucking lethal

>>937508396
proof?

>>937510131
You literally did all that to Nuri. You were super friendly only to use whatever you could to try and ruin her life

>>937510479
different poster dumbass kike

>>937507951
>americans still blaming the british for everything

>>937511768
>british not admitting they are pedos with a 16 year old age of consent

>>937512238
16 year olds can also vote, you cant blame them for american immaturity

How do you guys like my bed? I got it for my boyfriend Bert and I

>>937490566 (OP)
All the good looking ones shed and its getting harder to declaw them so good bye furniture.

why does josh post kids why are these threads dead as nuris family?

>>937512283
But 16 is pedo pedophile

>>937513247
21 is pedo

>>937513247
I bet 8 years old is pedo to you

>>937490566 (OP)
If they do an actual job then I get it, in every other way cats are far superior including vermin eradicators

>>937513699
whatever pedo keep drawing lines pedo anything under 25 is pedo because the brain isn't formed pedo. Also you eat shit and shove dildos up your ass for attention

>>937513730
No they are not objectively they are bad mousers etc dogs are better in all instances

>>937513756
I eat shit, but I do not shove dildoes up my ass for attention.

>>937513783
Spiders are better at catching mice than dogs or cats

>>937513581
it is the brain doesn't fully develop till 25

these threads are as dead as nuris family and they will never recover

>>937500492
>My dog is my only friend therefore I am better than you
No

>>937513793
idc i just want these threads to stay arguments tbh

>>937513824
Brain doesn't fully develop ever. Everyone deserves death for being sexually aroused by anything