s/fur

floof

dream of unpleasant houseguests, potbellied pig waterpark

anyone else have it where when you first turn of the shower you have a 3in beard coming off your balls with a stream of water dripping off?

hi floof, chasing pigs is a filthy endeavour

pat pat

>>937491165
trim your pubes

>>937491215
hi hi
it wasn't my pig, i was just borrowing it

We did not need to know this.

>>937491266

>>937491264
kinda weird

>>937491396
the worst part is, i lost the pig

>>937491165
the first to receive water are hands

>>937491548
is that some weird ukrainian saying?

thats a nice moped cat, would be a shame if it was inadvertently pat'd

>>937491222
I just did like a week ago

>>937491548
not sure I understand that

>>937491597
Of course not. The lack of education in the standard international language is a hindrance.

Lost the pieeeg :(

>>937491646
I am not sure I understand what you said

>>937493031
I was just talking about my wet pubes.
Nice boobs.

>>937493256
I thought you said something usual is unusual and because it's stupid i thought you said you wet your pubes before everything else

lol

>>937493624
I actually do usually wash my balls first because I use a loofa for that

Diane looks nice

I sneezed and now my tummy hurts. This is bullshit.

Its the demn s!

they should begone

I can't jerk off tonight if my tummy hurts.

anal

sure ok

confusing series of events

>>937496501
>>937496528
I'm in danger.

bleh

>>937497941
?

>>937498364
crooked pussy

>>937498323

>>937498627
What do you want???

>>937498699

>>937498771
Do you call for your pet and when they approach you chose to ignore them? Unhinged. Unhinged.

>>937499053
yes

>>937499183
i thought you didn't like pussy

>>937499460
Literally and non-literally.

FAT

My tummy is upset and the world is shitty

>>937499967
okay

I think you're just buttpregante

>>937499967
you get it

>>937491028 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>937491028 (OP)
The fact that that a few people don't understand the difference between gameplay and cutscenes is pretty depressing

nick gay

>>937503965
no that would be you

settle down homo

>>937504204
drink piss and eat poo

I'm tired fursi

I'm tired of the back and forth with you

I just want to be your friend

>:3c

Now kiss

gay

*humps 8bit*

hell yeah, my e was actually moving through customs
I hope I can get it tomorrow, but surely on Friday
with that and some work done today it was a good day
I hope everyone else had a good day as well

>>937506414
yeah

>>937506563
did you get some police brutality in today?

the life of the gender confused

hungy

>>937506843
no confusion here
I'm doing better on hormones

>>937506620
https://youtu.be/Gz0pCVfv7cs?t=42

>>937506909
based
being suspended that is
what a loser

This may be controversial but I personally thing boobs are neat

Based

Did furries exist before the internet?

>>937507041
The furry fandom, as a distinct subculture, emerged in the late 1970s and early 1980s, with roots in science fiction and fantasy communities. It became more formalized and visible with the first dedicated furry convention, ConFurence 0, in 1989. Early inspirations included works featuring anthropomorphic animals, like Kimba the White Lion and Disney's Robin Hood.

>>937507041

Don't remember the name but I saw some movie from the fucking 60s or something with naked furry women in it

>>937507402

Don't call them feet they are PAWS

is it too early for bed?

no

it's over

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JOMSjkVZMTo

>>937507402
i like how she is starting to tease us with a lower paw angle

nick = homosex

>>937507967
I fuck anon in his butt

exactly what a homosex does

>>937508039
devastate your anus

>cohen

>>937508336
They bought?

>>937507402
She looks like she would have no issues selling feet pics because she knows her value and worth due to her deep, unrestrained feminism.

Kinda shitty day, but time to get obnoxiously high and listen to Ozzy

chat I ended up throwing an entire half of an onion into the frying pan it might actually be too much onion, am i cooked
it doesnt caramelize as much as i'd like it to
I only used like a tablespoon and a half worth of butter

onyo

>>937509531
Patience dumbass

>>937509217
https://youtu.be/lkx7SQ4Wuh0

i don't care enough to make an account

zucc got overcooked :( but the beef is hella nice

pizzadilla with some other shit in it for me tonight

>>937510084
Looks good>>937510160
Nice

>>937510179
Ye. Overall probably better than I was anticipating.
Onion is…there. Doesn’t hurt the dish.
The overarching mix of flavours in each bite is something interesting enough to stand on its own, but it’s still pretty mid. 6/10

>>937510084
scrutinizing that root beer bottle is tough

>>937510321
Been using them as windshield defroster yeah

>>937510084
>Caffeine-free Casey's products
>Swiss Miss powdered hot chocolate
>Disgusting, budget-friendly oven
>Rice made with tap water in a double-handle pot filled precisely to the 4-quart line
>
>"hella"

lol

Food is food.

>>937510878
Lmao
I'd still eat it tho

everything is delicious if ur hungry

tap water adds rat droppings flavor to rice

>>937510084
try applying for food stamps, you would possibly have a higher quality meal

>>937511084
What the fuck are you across the pond doing with your tap water...

>>937510084
Prison/primary school sustenance

>>937511143
getting rid of the added fluoride because rfk jr thinks it makes babies retarded

>>937511143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOdF7A1ry7E

>>937510878
accidentally doubled the water for the rice yeah
dont worry I scooped it out the extra water once I realized how big of a portion of rice I was going to get

And here I am with one baguette as my breakfast lunch and dinner.

>>937511579
consoles you in french

buy a rice cooker

buy someone to cook you rice

buy some rice and cook someone to go with it

and clean your stove

bone broth ethereal

I gotta clean the rest of the crap off this new body. You got a giant cauldron around so I can boil myself for a few minutes? Or do I gotta look for a pond with some fish and shrimp in it to finish the job over a few days?

>>937511886
My parents actually do have a large copper cauldron

>>937512318
>>937512318
>>937512318
lazy fucks

>>937509531
Source for the photo?