Thread 937501140

so check this out: not only is the president of the logfag fanclub a fat 10 year old kid named Dunning Kruger, but HE EATS HIS BOOGERS!

The logfag will never live this one down.

>>937501140 (OP)
At least eating boogers is better than eating bowel movements.

I wouldn't mind having sex with this little piglet. do you have any contact info?

>>937501140 (OP)
wow Johnny, great moves, keep it up, proud of you

>>937501140 (OP)
I love eating boogers. Its mainly the texture and mouthfeel. You also never quite sure what you get when you pick. It can be a small slimey one or a big tick one with a bit of crust.

Quite like andys logs, maybe thats why i enjoy them so much

>>937502441
I especially love it when they stick to my teeth. But not as much as when a nice steaming peanutty log slidds out of Andy's turd factory and into my throte!

>>937502488
CLOGGED

>>937501326

And I am also extremely proud of YOU!!

I think your moves are also great, if not spectacular!

When it comes to 'moves', i think yours are the very best and mine.Don't even hold a candle to yours...

In fact, i've always kinda tried to model myself after you, in particular my 'moves'. i consider you to be a movement LEGEND and i've never been so honored in my life

...... Knowing that THE KING OF MOVES is extremely proud of my moves, and took time out of his busy movement schedule, taking out time to acknowledge the little people like me... some 'movement' insider advice?.... this is a great honor for me.

Thanks for the insider info @ 'keep it up'
I'm thinking about getting a tattooed on my face as a conversation piece

....... So I can tell people about " the day the king of moves noticed my moves, was literally BEAMING WITH PRIDE about my moves and encouraged me to KEEP UP THE MOVES.

WILL DO, SIR !!
Nobody's going to break my stride!
IM GOING TO KEEP ON MOVIN!!

https://youtu.be/b2jaoeoStSA?si=D3gGtP4rH7j90gyg

>>937502744
You're welcome! ^_^

Ive heard a lot about this Kruger kid lately... apparently he knows his shit, he wouldn't have been catapulted into such a prestigious position of authority.

It looks like the fan club is in good hands

But I hope he washes them first

>>937502947

By the way I think that was needlessly cruel of you.

Certainly.You realize I use speech to text because I had a bad car wreck and im paralyzed from the neck down

.......... I'm a quadriplegic

I CAN'T MOVE!!! ... YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!! I.
HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU.I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!

Only a master of evil darth VROO VROO VROO

>>937502947
That's really fucked up for you to pick on a gimp. hasn't yet already been through enough?

. does breaking people's will to live make you feel like a big man?

Breaking people's hearts?

>>937503039
>>937503162
I'm on adderall and antidepressants I feel very pleased and I assure you there is no ill will here Mr. Neptune

>>937502947

By the way.... under these days you might find this information handy:

THE WELL OF DESPAIR™ :

The world of despair is a term coined by people who do animal research. it.
Refers to a contraption.They build themselves with shit.They buy at home , depot.

the "well of despair" is a large 'funnel' that gets smaller and smaller.The deeper down you go, and it's impossible to climb out of.

its designed for ONE specific purpose:
THE BREAK THE ANIMALS WILL TO LIVE

no shit..... in case you thought medical research involving animal models it was followed some kind of humane society guidelines or something... you'd be sadly mistaken..

A lot of that research is completely redundant and moot...

In particular.
The well of despair has the most profound results on primates

They literally give up
They become SO DEPRESSED AND DESPONDENT.... they become suicidal

But there's nothing they can do because they sit for months at months trapped down in there, not even able to adjust their body at all and get more comfortable

isnt that crazy?.... as in:
What kind of psychopathic motherfucker?
Does something like that to another living thing?

I always thought
THE WELL OF DESPAIR
Would be a great name for a song or an album

maybe even a movie

" the well despair"

We should make one of your moves with it.

Whatever the fuck a "MOVE" is......

I think you should do it...
And call it the well of despair

>>937503272
Interesting....
Do you mind if I ask if you're taking a Tricyclic anti depresent?

How long have you been taking it?

.......... And do you feel it has efficacy?

>>937503663
I've fasted for two days straight and drank laxative tea twice but I still haven't been able to shit, any idea what's going on? For context I had a pound of ground beef and two dried spicy sausages 3 days ago.

>>937503748
I don't think it's a tricyclic antidepressant, I've been taking it for about 2 weeks now and yes I feel generally happier in life all around now, no longer have little things bothering me

>>937503272
There's no ill will from my side either

Just fucking with you

One of these days I intend on telling you a true story about the day.I changed changed a paraplegic guy's life for the better

With one sentence

speaking one sentence.....
I actually RESTORED his will to live

it's a good story
and it's THE REAL me
in real life I'm OVERLY empathic and thoughtful

>>937503803
I'd recommend drinking 8 glasses of water per day as hydration plays a major role

but firstly...our bodies struggle to digest meat. diverticulitis paint it conditions where undiagested meat gets trapped in the diverticulum of your intestines & colon, because ( drum roll, please..

Our bodies Struggle to digest MEAT
and? ... maybe a lil fiber occasionally?

although taking laxatives is not a good thing ( treating the symptoms but still never figuring out what the cause was) i'm certain you're probably ready to resolve this problem. .

I recommend a STOOL SOFTENER
Instead of a laxative

by the way, during autopsies, the average person has up to 15 pounds of ROTTING UNDIGESTED MEAT inside them

it smells exactly like roadkill. because that's what it is... rotting decomposing meat

it turns out just because you swallowed it that doesn't mean it got digested

that's EGG ZACK LEE™ why they invented the 'high colonic' enema...because if you eat meat, you have rotting roadkill trapped inside you

>>937503803
Eat fiber and drink coffee.

>>937501140 (OP)
Delete this NOW

>>937505431

do you know WHY supermodels are supposed to drink 8 glasses of water each day?....

it's because EVERYBODY is supposed drink 8 glasses of water every day

all of us....... and here's WHY:

hold a mirror up to your nose
and breathe normally..
that steam?

we have exhale approx 8 glasses of water every day

in fact, it's the main way we expell our water, not by urinating

>>937503967
NEXT QUESTION:
when we eat food, it exits our bodies as.... FECES.... correct?

okay.... now
when we drink liquids the exit our body as WHAT?

>>937506129
Pee!

>>937501140 (OP)
Meds E

of course, the answer is URINE....

but that's not correct...
very little of what we drink is expelled through the kidney

nope... those liquids were drink exit our body IN OUR FECES along with our food

if it didn't, our poop would be rock hard
we'd be constipated around the clock

nope... the kidneys don't handle your iced tea or my pomegranate joice...

the kidneys filter UREA from our blood. urea is made of toxins, and our kidneys scrub our blood, not what we drink

also: UREA is the primary ingredient in all kinds of skin and hair care products...

oddly, is a toxin, but it softens our epidermis

................COW UREA
collected in the horrifyingly cruel murder we call "slaughtering" cows...

it's a bu product of THE REAL HOLOCAUST....

THE HOLOCAUST humans perpetrate against animals every day

6 million jews?

over 180 MILLION cows are brutally MURDERED every day..after a life of torturous treatment....
and that's just IN AMERICA ALONE
180 MILLION
my point is this:
water... water.... water water water...

WATER.....its what we are made of, with a lil carbon tossed in.
no matter WHATS wrong with us.
WATER HELPS...

for example: right now if you went and SAT DOWN IN THE SHOWER...
not standing... SITTING....
and let the shower 'rain' down on you
and if you just let go and closed your eyes... meditate... let go

sit so you can COMPLETELY let go and relax every muscle.
you're now in tropical rain forest...
and shower heads create negative ions when the water is pushed through.
.......breathe..... the steam and the negative ions are healing you.
20 minutes later....
you'll exit the bathroom
much more 'healed' than with any pill.
no matter if it's back pain, constipation, depression, anxiety or ANY ailment...
WATER....

>>937503039
>im paralyzed from the neck down
That's too bad because many people here are paralyzed from the neck UP.

>>937501140 (OP)
Is this why you do this? Because you got bullied in school for eating your boogers? Do you think you are getting back at the bullies that end up here?

>>937501140 (OP)
The entire Trump Presidency will never not be hilarious

>>937507130
Nobody with friends or a social life types up insane paragraphs like this. Get help bro. From one millennial to another. Try smoking weed or somethin.