Thread 937508743

Fuck it im buying a shotgun and killing myself in the next 48 hours

>>937508743 (OP)
Why?

Don’t kill yourself OP you’ll die

>>937508743 (OP)
What shotgun?
What ammo?

>>937509058
I fucking hate existing and im lazy and tired of it all
>>937509296
Mossberg 500

Probably a good career decision

>>937509502
Good gun.
Its more expensive, but a spas-12 would slap for it.

Could be like "clever girl" then do it.

I support you finding peace. Whatever that may look like.

>>937509502
>I fucking hate existing and im lazy and tired of it all

Same. But I'm not killing myself. Survive through it all just to spit in the face of fate or bad luck or God or whatever. We can do this.

>>937508743 (OP)
Is this a subliminal image imprinting tactic? A lot of this board feels that way to me.

>>937509669
>im going to survive
>*doesn’t realize that you are going to die anyways

If you choose to commit suicide with me i will unironically do it

>>937509857
You are going to die of natural or accidental causes, not an arbitrary decision made by yourself. Living with the pain is the only act of rebellion there is.

My life is pure shit, my family hates me, I'm broke, incapable... But I chose to live anyway.

>>937508743 (OP)
Make sure to use #9 shot, it's the biggest

>>937508743 (OP)
Just take your mom's tylenol pm and put a bag over your head limpdick.

>>937508743 (OP)
junior thinks he's ernest hemmingway

>>937510216
Wasn't Hemmingway's backdoor found kicked in, & years later the FBI admitted they were following him?
Was it really suicide?

>>937508743 (OP)
Remember to avoid birdshot like the fucking plague, it’s going to make you suffer and bleed for hours.

>>937508743 (OP)
and yet the logfag remains alive. inept or lying?

>>937508743 (OP)
don't forget to live stream it

>>937511844
>Wasn't Hemmingway's backdoor found kicked in, & years later the FBI admitted they were following him?
>Was it really suicide?

No evidence of a broken down back door. but he was sureveilenced by the FBI and a 2011 New York Times piece stated that the surveillance “substantially contributed to his anguish and his suicide.” The really scary part is the FBI even received reports from his doctor at the Mayo Clinic, where he was treated for depression in 1960 and 61. No ethics even among doctors.

>>937512241
Doctors and other professionals are in on the take; their license to practice is threatened and they comply with whatever official order to maintain a comfy lifestyle.

The law is merely an illusion for the masses who slave away to make the top 3% even more wealthy. I've seen too many official people dance and dodge around both the law and the constitution the past 45 years.

why would you use a shot gun dummy. u gonna make a such a huge mess

>>937509669
hey you should pray for God to talk to you. idk why im so special but i know 4 other people who have God with them in their minds. maybe God will pop into your head and grace with his knowldge

>>937510066
That gun comes with a 12ga rifled slug barrel too...THAT is the biggest

>>937509502
Stop being lazy, try harder
The world will not be a better place without you
You can still lead a good life, but you have to try harder

>>937514655
The harder you try the harder it gets

>>937513302
Killing yourself because you believe there's nothing you can do is creating a self fulfilling prophecy, one in which you actually cannot do anything to change anything, not the self imposed prison you're currently believing in.

>>937514759
Then manage, cope, thug it out, go to therapy, get some friends, try new hobbies
Quitting is the ultimate faggorty, & dying is gay.

>>937508743 (OP)
Bait thread lel

>>937514842
That's the same as saying a homeless man "Just buy a house"

>>937508743 (OP)
You should give me all your money before you do.

>>937508743 (OP)
May I suggest a Remington 870 or Mossberg 500? Both are proven quality firearms you really can't go wrong with either.

No one cares kys

What about a Benelli Nova? Then you'll receive more money for Kills

>>937518238
It's gonna be ok dude.

>>937508743 (OP)

NO!

PLEASE STOP!

DON'T DO IT!

It's not too late.

You still have much to live for.

Please go seek some
actual help right away.

SUICIDE IS NEVER
THE ANSWER.

>>937508743 (OP)
Tell us how it went!

>>937518939
SHUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!

I AM BRAVELY ATTEMPTING
TO SAVE A LIFE HERE!

Get out of here.

Oh,yes. One more thing.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

>>937509671
Please explain what you mean by a subliminal image imprinting tactic and how we see it on this board?

>>937514776
>>937511992
>>937510143
>>937518441

YOU ARE OF NO HELP!

YOU,...
ARE,...
NEGLIGIBLE!!!!!!

Mods.

Please put an end
to this thread right now.

I'm disgusted by it.

I,...HATE!,...SHILL THREADS!

Don't feed the internet trolls,folks.

>>937518992
Sorry bro, just wanted to make an absurd joke, it wasn't my intention to push him ^^"
Anyway, OP should seek professional help, at least by calling a suicide hotline and getting advice for further steps.

>>937519184

PLEASE DON'T "BRO" ME
IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Fuck off,"kid".

>>937508743 (OP)

"Say His Name And,He Appears!
I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY! (Clap,Clap!)
I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY!"

Believe in HIM,and he will believe,...IN YOU!
https://youtu.be/iFVWuI95VTk?si=XpdMBC9ny_E5Cgo_

>>937518996
Basically this>>937519157 But I feel it basically serves two purposes, to make the white knights feel better about themselves by giving them a purpose, which is fake because the OP is just larping(I think the white knights secretly know this as well,but two types of this as well), and to subtly imprint the image of suicide so that it's always in the back of their minds, leading to a vulnerable moment where everything could suddenly go wrong.

>>937508743 (OP)
Before you do OP, can you spend all of your money left in your bank account on commissioning furry vore art and then post it here?

>>937508743 (OP)
If this(!) does not make you
have reasons to live,...
THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!!!!
Watch it! Smile!! CHOOSE LIFE!!!
https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg?si=OTKnq2w7PqxVQ6k6

>>937519341
Go to bed for the next 48 hours, dream of being on a trampoline in a field with other kids your age, and have your mother's voice say come on.

>>937518671
Yeah everything is ok when you use one of those. Never once had a jam or misfire. Top quality.

>>937518916
>SUICIDE IS NEVER
>THE ANSWER.
What if the question is "what shouldn't you do?"

Your move.