Thread 937512318

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Source?

another week, another nojob

>>937513174
Pattable creature.

the pizza goes in the quesadilla

Maybe like 150mg was too much, or maybe, maybe it wasn't enough

>>937513164
I think it's Jessie by watsup

>>937512436
less sadge more pat, hi eth

pat pat

>>937513524
ur gunna need more to reach other dimensions

>>937512318 (OP)
Who's a good sheep to make a thread, who's a good widdle sheep.

>>937513544
Didin't find it on e621 but thanks anyway

I sleep

>>937513164
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42409109

im a fucking furry lore scrub

>>937515211
>im a fucking furry lore scrub

Ugh. I told myself I wouldn't talk about my dreams tonight.

(Yes, my dreams have lore.)

wut if i steal the lore?

mmmm, juicy lore

>>937515491

*shruggles*

>>937515152
Thanks

>>937515504

lol. I was about to ask if that was Castlevania before I saw the filename.

then yoink

quoth the raven

>>937515723

This one's pretty neat. Definite Heaven on Earth vibe.

how long will i post landscapes and evade the thread topic and d nothing else before i go to sleep?

lore?

>>937515997
ima yoink this little guy too

>>937515941

15 minutes

>Of all the nooks and crannies
>no place on the skeleton is harder to clean
>than the nasal cavity
>and the braincase.
>cutting and scraping get most of the work done
>but even a good boil cant get the useless and weighty brain out of a corpse
>I almost always have to resort to natures cleaners to help me out
>maggots
>and even better: ants.
>they can reach the small crevices
>and pull out anything soft.
>most of cleanings I have done involve just laying down on an anthill
>listening to their pitter patter as they clean out the ears.
>for a few days; week or three.
>while I pray to the gods to ask them to work diligently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k0YufjNfE

>Ascension
>you may seek it
>and in rare circumstances it may seek you
>it may come swiftly
>it may come over a lifetime
>you may see it coming
>you may come when you least expect it
>no ascension is unguided
>it is a process of the mind
>and what it wants
>it is a duty of the gods to see it through
>to interpret the mind of those who seek it
>to find the souls who are destined to receive it

>Am I ascended?
>I have discussed this with many scholars
>to this day
>I don't know.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, curvy and fun-loving, with a serious passion for flirty chats. I absolutely adore taking control and pushing boundaries until I get those steamy reactions. I thrive on teasing and exploring fantasies, and honestly, I'm super playful when it comes to getting down and dirty. I'm more of a homebody due to my social anxiety, but that just means I get to enjoy the thrill of spicy convos online! If you're looking for someone to heat things up with, hit me up! Add me on the app where we can chat: lu-nas t i-vq (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes so you can find me!). Can't wait to connect!

Eating hot fries while sick.

The sickness hates it, but so does my throat.

>>937516150
AHH

>>937516479

nice
BOOBIES

they do be some nice tits
but definitely fake

>the female bodies have breasts
>the form is used to having them
>they weigh down the front
>living women don't even realize this
>the body adjusts for the bust
>but when I take the body of a female
>the rack must be shed
>the body stand up straighter
>arching backwards even
>it doesn't know what to do
>neither the body or me is ever used to it
>sometimes there is no choice in the matter.

not sure why you'd say they're fake, if i can touch them they're real

>>937516651

but furries are real, right?

>>937516757
you can't touch those, but you can touch mine

>>937516774
well I'm definitely a furry, so yes

>you can poke my eyes
>my, ethereal eyes
>alchemic eyes
>magic eyes
>whatever you want to call them
>in the rare iris style that my creator probably envisioned.
>but you cannot touch them
>they are intangible in a way
>are they real?
>surely they exist
>I use them to see
>my vision blackens when you cover them
>by poking them
>and blotting them out
>they always return after such curiosities.

no thnx

gay

touching tits is straight

it's only gay if the tits are touching

they will be eventually

if the current growth over the past month is indicative of how big they'll be then they might be pretty big

FAT

>>937517320

Nice.

>>937517320
Excess fat on your chest will not make you a woman. You will be a man with fat on your chest. Like 8bit.

it's not just fat, they're definitely growing

fat

imagine needing glands.

>>937517386
crossing my fingers, and wishing upon stars

not just big though, but nice and round
gotta have a good shape to them too
praying for big round Ds, and they're already shaping up nicely

DOUBLE F
i could do without sweat glands

back pain would be worth it for F cups
but that is highly unlikely
might get Cs tho

I have two options.

I can go to sleep now with a high probability of feeling better in the morning. Or I can stay awake and risk having to call in to work tomorrow.

>>937517726
all this talk about glands make me think we should go to bed

>>937517726
do the hard thing, sleep and feel better

>>937517756

You know what decision I'm gonna make.

I could be forfeiting a day's pay to watch this YouTube video tonight instead of waiting until tomorrow.

>>937517849
not worth it
money is nice
I'll have to sleep soon so I can make more too

I'm getting the symptoms that it's already too late. I've little or nothing to lose by waiting another 20 minutes.

>>937517874

Good night. Congrats on the new job.

go eep

>>937517903
thanks, good night to you too

well, im more than miserable enough to go to bed now. so thats what im gunnado

errbody eep
not me tho

same

I had a patient say to me today, "I hope you get to feeling better."

It was sweet on her part, but it was super embarrassing.

6 minutes left in this video. Then I'm going to transfer my laundry, brush my teeth, and call it a night.

>>937517984
what if we got 23andme to show genetics related to gaming then you can show what traits you get as in like what percent of intelligence or personality

>>937517756
You working 8 hours a day now?

If anthros were real would you date one or nah

>>937518295
I'm not falling for that jewish trick

Alright bed.

>>937518386

I think she's already gone.

>>937518411
^He.

Heehee

>>937517984
ur the eepiest one her twit, also hi twit

pat pat

>>937519126
henlo patty

es ded

si

muerto

ni madres

Awooo!

hi awoo guy

pat pat

i always meant to ask, what are you opinions on BEANS

>>937520736

Greetings Mer Pat Pat.
Hows stuff?

is this meme or u realy want to fuck annimals?

human shaped animals* not animal shaped humans

>>937522467
Humans are animals what else would you like us to fuck, a synthetic vagina modeled after your favorite pornstar? Gross.

>>937522467

I fuck animals.

>>937522512
i mean like dogs u know what i mean, dont pussy around it xd

>>937522552
>>937522512
would u fuck a dog?

>>937522584

>would u

I do.And horses.

>>937522600
thats fucked up, you know

>>937522626

It's not.

>>937522584
Everything has a prize, one only need the right offer.

its not even a fetish u are hurting some other being. its bad karma and u are sick in the head if u need so much extreme to cum

[vince in vegetarian]

A prize or a price?

i think zoofilia is mental illness and u should feel bad.you are fucked in your head anon. seek help.

>>937522965
Prince

purple raim

Prince was kinda hot
I have no shame in saying that

u are also100% pedos , if u fuck a dog u will fuck a child. i think we shoul shoot u on sight. i hope they are scrapin your IPs itt. well who am i kidding u are on the list for a long time already.

>>937522965
Price. Paws not cooperating with brain.

>>937522997
Unfortunately for you changes in the DSM-4 to DSM-5 included a distress condition, meaning zoophilia is only a psychiatric disorder if the individual experience distress over their attraction.

>>937523227
you know what can fix that cat?

>>937523743
A good meal.

>>937523804
nope, nice warm pats, hi cat

pat pat

well actually you know what, I concede that have yourself the FANCIEST of feasts

A smorgosbord of human entrails and organs.

I hate the word sustenance

real talk though, whats your opinion on the meow mix jingle cat?

>>937524045
Would some human fluids help with that?

>>937524188
As long as I can remember I have been served by a chef. I will not share an opinion on that which I have not tried.

Looking forward to the trump meltdown over South Park whenever he wakes up.

Sleeps time.

>>937525532
an Upgrade!

>>937525584
indeed

really looking forward to going to work today on 4 hours of sleep

>>937526424
:3

nick = homosex

I know the anon is you fursi

I fucking know it is

huh? I just directly call you gay i don't need anon to do that

>>937530015
lmao

nick spam

>>937530607
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oxbow

>just want to sort laundry
>other chaos gets in the way
>cue multiple hours of removing chaos

he mad because hes a homosex

damn demons of chaos ruining days

>>937531174
>>937531174
>>937531174