another week, another nojob
>>937513174Pattable creature.
the pizza goes in the quesadilla
Maybe like 150mg was too much, or maybe, maybe it wasn't enough
>>937513164I think it's Jessie by watsup
>>937512436less sadge more pat, hi eth
pat pat
>>937513524ur gunna need more to reach other dimensions
>>937512318 (OP)Who's a good sheep to make a thread, who's a good widdle sheep.
>>937513544Didin't find it on e621 but thanks anyway
>>937513164https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42409109
im a fucking furry lore scrub
>>937515211>im a fucking furry lore scrubUgh. I told myself I wouldn't talk about my dreams tonight.
(Yes, my dreams have lore.)
>>937515504lol. I was about to ask if that was Castlevania before I saw the filename.
>>937515723This one's pretty neat. Definite Heaven on Earth vibe.
how long will i post landscapes and evade the thread topic and d nothing else before i go to sleep?
>>937515997ima yoink this little guy too
>Of all the nooks and crannies
>no place on the skeleton is harder to clean
>than the nasal cavity
>and the braincase.
>cutting and scraping get most of the work done
>but even a good boil cant get the useless and weighty brain out of a corpse
>I almost always have to resort to natures cleaners to help me out
>maggots
>and even better: ants.
>they can reach the small crevices
>and pull out anything soft.
>most of cleanings I have done involve just laying down on an anthill
>listening to their pitter patter as they clean out the ears.
>for a few days; week or three.
>while I pray to the gods to ask them to work diligently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k0YufjNfE
>Ascension
>you may seek it
>and in rare circumstances it may seek you
>it may come swiftly
>it may come over a lifetime
>you may see it coming
>you may come when you least expect it
>no ascension is unguided
>it is a process of the mind
>and what it wants
>it is a duty of the gods to see it through
>to interpret the mind of those who seek it
>to find the souls who are destined to receive it
>Am I ascended?
>I have discussed this with many scholars
>to this day
>I don't know.
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Eating hot fries while sick.
The sickness hates it, but so does my throat.
they do be some nice tits
but definitely fake
>the female bodies have breasts
>the form is used to having them
>they weigh down the front
>living women don't even realize this
>the body adjusts for the bust
>but when I take the body of a female
>the rack must be shed
>the body stand up straighter
>arching backwards even
>it doesn't know what to do
>neither the body or me is ever used to it
>sometimes there is no choice in the matter.
not sure why you'd say they're fake, if i can touch them they're real
>>937516651but furries are real, right?
>>937516757you can't touch those, but you can touch mine
>>937516774well I'm definitely a furry, so yes
>you can poke my eyes
>my, ethereal eyes
>alchemic eyes
>magic eyes
>whatever you want to call them
>in the rare iris style that my creator probably envisioned.
>but you cannot touch them
>they are intangible in a way
>are they real?
>surely they exist
>I use them to see
>my vision blackens when you cover them
>by poking them
>and blotting them out
>they always return after such curiosities.
touching tits is straight
tits
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it's only gay if the tits are touching
if the current growth over the past month is indicative of how big they'll be then they might be pretty big
>>937517320Excess fat on your chest will not make you a woman. You will be a man with fat on your chest. Like 8bit.
it's not just fat, they're definitely growing
>>937517386crossing my fingers, and wishing upon stars
not just big though, but nice and round
gotta have a good shape to them too
praying for big round Ds, and they're already shaping up nicely
DOUBLE F
i could do without sweat glands
back pain would be worth it for F cups
but that is highly unlikely
might get Cs tho
I have two options.
I can go to sleep now with a high probability of feeling better in the morning. Or I can stay awake and risk having to call in to work tomorrow.
>>937517726all this talk about glands make me think we should go to bed
>>937517726do the hard thing, sleep and feel better
>>937517756You know what decision I'm gonna make.
I could be forfeiting a day's pay to watch this YouTube video tonight instead of waiting until tomorrow.
>>937517849not worth it
money is nice
I'll have to sleep soon so I can make more too
I'm getting the symptoms that it's already too late. I've little or nothing to lose by waiting another 20 minutes.
>>937517874Good night. Congrats on the new job.
>>937517903thanks, good night to you too
well, im more than miserable enough to go to bed now. so thats what im gunnado
I had a patient say to me today, "I hope you get to feeling better."
It was sweet on her part, but it was super embarrassing.
6 minutes left in this video. Then I'm going to transfer my laundry, brush my teeth, and call it a night.
>>937517984what if we got 23andme to show genetics related to gaming then you can show what traits you get as in like what percent of intelligence or personality
>>937517756You working 8 hours a day now?
If anthros were real would you date one or nah
>>937518295I'm not falling for that jewish trick
Alright bed.
>>937518386I think she's already gone.
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Heehee
>>937517984ur the eepiest one her twit, also hi twit
pat pat
AWOOO
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Awooo!
i always meant to ask, what are you opinions on BEANS
>>937520736Greetings Mer Pat Pat.
Hows stuff?
is this meme or u realy want to fuck annimals?
human shaped animals* not animal shaped humans
>>937522467Humans are animals what else would you like us to fuck, a synthetic vagina modeled after your favorite pornstar? Gross.
>>937522467I fuck animals.
>>937522512i mean like dogs u know what i mean, dont pussy around it xd
>>937522584>would uI do.And horses.
>>937522600thats fucked up, you know
>>937522584Everything has a prize, one only need the right offer.
its not even a fetish u are hurting some other being. its bad karma and u are sick in the head if u need so much extreme to cum
i think zoofilia is mental illness and u should feel bad.you are fucked in your head anon. seek help.
Prince was kinda hot
I have no shame in saying that
u are also100% pedos , if u fuck a dog u will fuck a child. i think we shoul shoot u on sight. i hope they are scrapin your IPs itt. well who am i kidding u are on the list for a long time already.
>>937522965Price. Paws not cooperating with brain.
>>937522997Unfortunately for you changes in the DSM-4 to DSM-5 included a distress condition, meaning zoophilia is only a psychiatric disorder if the individual experience distress over their attraction.
>>937523227you know what can fix that cat?
>>937523804nope, nice warm pats, hi cat
pat pat
well actually you know what, I concede that have yourself the FANCIEST of feasts
Gulp
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A smorgosbord of human entrails and organs.
I hate the word sustenance
real talk though, whats your opinion on the meow mix jingle cat?
>>937524045Would some human fluids help with that?
>>937524188As long as I can remember I have been served by a chef. I will not share an opinion on that which I have not tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDd-m7bpxYU
Looking forward to the trump meltdown over South Park whenever he wakes up.
really looking forward to going to work today on 4 hours of sleep
I know the anon is you fursi
I fucking know it is
huh? I just directly call you gay i don't need anon to do that
>>937530607https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oxbow
>just want to sort laundry
>other chaos gets in the way
>cue multiple hours of removing chaos
he mad because hes a homosex
damn demons of chaos ruining days