Thread 937521085

Celeb
Chibaku Tensei

>>937521133
Nat is a goddess too

>>937521170
divine

>>937521259
>>937521233
smug

>>937521133
>>937521170
>>937521232
>>937521259
>>937521274
>British Broadcasting Corporation enthusiast

>>937521274
quite

>>937521302
Literal faceporn ughh

>>937521309
Emilia could use her tights as a garrote and I wouldn't complain

>>937521321
Hanna I'm telling kotaro, you whore.

>>937521309
Looking thicc

>>937521358
thats not hana in the pic tho

>>937521428
Not a celeb, dumbfuck

>>937521455
Not a celeb

>>937521387
>>937521321
he always looks slightly pissed off with something

>>937521403
hawt

emmo

>>937521460
except when he's smilin

>>937521490
It's a shame she didn't go nude

>>937521500
idk he still looks mad

>>937521530
Oh Emma

>>937521533
sheeeeeeeeeesh you really think so? look at this one

>>937521205
>>937521438
>>937521533
Hotties

>>937521403
fuck

>>937521577
thats better now he just looks like he's judging me

>>937521516
The age is showing, but she is still hot

>>937521610
Her body is awesome.

>>937521609
:DD
i want you to read the caption in this pic

>>937521675
Sexy af

>>937521678
Her recent body looks kinda fucked up. Her ass looks like two boxes

>>937521627
And she knows it

>>937521709
Secret box

>>937521719
I would choose her over MBB every time.

>>937521670
what an angry fella

>>937521719
>>937521734
lovely sloots

>>937521521
cock sucking face

>>937521777
Couldn't agree more

>>937521877
Oh my. That body is insane. I thought MBB is my fapping end game for few years, but Dafne surprised me a lot.

>>937521831
he's furious (but only in this pic)

>>937521688
more

>>937521940
there's no need to yell

>>937521988
BUT HE'S FRICKIN' PISSED

>>937521976
Mmm, that belly and hips... I wouldn't be able to pull out. She is made for breeding.

>>937522062
shit he's got a vehicle I better run for it

>>937522079
Why would you want to pull out

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>>937522243
She is so wide down there. I would cum inside in a heartbeat. So fucking hot.

>>937522303
>>937522079
It's too early for this much autistic virgin cringe

>>937522229
!!!

>>937522341
Stroking my BWC for jj...

deliverance, robocop, total recall or beverly hills cop?

>>937521085 (OP)
This is an English language board, you filthy gypsy.

What type of lips do you guys prefer on your celebs?
Thin, normal/natural, or modeled lucious DSL?

>>937522451
have to go anon, take care

>>937522481
You too

someone on hr just said they wanted tonsee kristen stewart with fake tits and fake ass and now that's all I'm gonna be able to think about all day

>>937522463
Natural is always best

>>937522463
This type

Also no more millybros? :( Phh...fine

>>937522576
only pedos listen to travis scott

>>937522526
That's a bold claim

I love weed so much it's unreal.

>>937522611
Ok there still are

>>937522645
No one loves you at all and that's very real.

>>937522645
Can you say something interesting or unique?

>>937522645
But why? Isn't Emilia high nuff drug for you?

>>937522463
Plump, modeled DSL, but not the extreme bimbo type, when they resemble balloon animals.
Russian whores tend to get them

>>937522645
>>937522694
Bald

>>937522685
Fuck youre such a stupid annoying faggot like a little bro following me around troy troy teoy troy troy troy do you ever stfu for once youre so fucking boring holy shit theres so much to life you can do you can do anything i could write books about this shit and tou sit there all day troy troy troy I help people ive acrually saved lives and I've watched people good people better than youll ever be die and youll never do anything for anyone so just stfu and go do something

>>937522671
Huh what you mean?

Loud anons shh

>>937522751
I thought all the millybros left...

>>937522729
I heard you only help people if there's food involved.

>>937522790
Nuh uh not yet

Any webms of celebs eating or drinking ?

>>937522790
No one knows what the fuck you're talking about.

>>937522820
>>937522824

>>937522811
That's good, although I'll be leaving in a min

>>937522820
Best I can do

>>937522857
Post big emmy before you do

>>937522873
>Troy have you seen your niece's birthday ca- OH JESUS CHRIST TROY WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>937522927
Ty tons

Ima keep it nice. Ima keep it neat.

>>937522947
<3 take care

>>937523056
who would ask for such a thing?

>>937523056
That's horrifying, bro. Please don't.

lmaooooooo okay now that one is funny

>>937523203
macabre

>>937523203
LMFAO

>>937521438
>>937521488
>>937521516
>>937521795
oh Fuckin YEAH

Second Plane Hits Michael Jackson

Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson.


The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest that the plane, AA Flight 83 bound for Las Vegas, Nevada, lost contact with ground control within seconds of leaving LAX at 4.28pm.


The only subsequent communication received, seconds before the impact, was of an hysterical male voice screaming “Glory to the name of Allah! Revenge on the infidel Jackson for the blasphemy that was ‘Invincible”! Get my 72 virgins ready – I’m gonna get my freak on!”


On hearing of the latest tragedy, hysterical Jackson fans encamped at the singer’s Neverland Ranch were shocked once again into spouting inane cliches and platitudes. “This is the day the music died again, just like it died last Thursday, only it wasn’t really totally dead then, but it sure is now. But it will live on as long as it is not dead.” sobbed Lavisha Washington of Butte, Montana who has been keeping vigil at the gates of Neverland since 1992, just in case Michael died suddenly.


Shortly after news of the incident broke, Jackson’s father Joe paused from thrashing daughters Janet and LaToya to release this statement; “I ain’t surprised. That’s what that boy gets for playin’ glove puppets with those little white children.” A visibly moved Jackson then added “My record label is releasing videotapes using Blu Ray technology, or somethin’. I also have a website kinda thang.”

Are you okay, Troy? Maybe smoke more weed to make the pain go away?

>>937523519
OK I need this with a big ripping wet fart sound dubbed in

Ozzy Osbourne Dead At 76

Legendary Satanist, reality TV star, and bat-chomping gourmand, Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76.


Ozzy is said to have died doing what he loved most… babbling incoherently. And us pious Muslims certainly will shed no tears for this so-called “Prince of Darkness” and hope that he is on a crazy train hurtling toward the eternal Hellfire as we speak.


Frankly, we are surprised that it took Allah this long to smite the leather-clad heretic for his efforts to popularize overt Devil worship. Perhaps Allah deemed that enduring the sharp-tongued wrath of his sass-mouthed wife, Sharon, was torment enough—a punishment so severe that even the fires of Jahannam might seem like a cozy campfire by comparison.


Us righteous Muslims can only pray that Ozzy’s legacy—his devil horns, his incoherent interviews, and his unholy appetite for winged creatures—fades like a flickering candle in a sandstorm, leaving the world purer for its absence.

>>937523519
Post something unique or interesting, Troy.

Dave Chappelle Dead At 44

Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow.


Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. Growing up in Philadelphia, Chappelle’s first break in the entertainment industry was as a rapper, but his charisma was undeniable and he quickly became a star in both TV and movies.


Services are scheduled for Saturday, and Chappelle’s long time friend and confidant DJ Jazzy Jeff will be among those in attendance eulogizing this great entertainer.

Mindy McCready Dead In Apparent Suicide

Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead in her home in what appears to be a suicide.


Mindy McCready’s suicide comes as quite a shock as the famed TV psychiatrist Dr Drew treated Mindy on his hit VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab” back in 2010, and completely cured her of all her problems in a matter of a few episodes.


Thankfully the memory of Mindy McCready will certainly live on, not through her crappy country music of course, but in her sex tape. Which just became so much hotter now that she is dead.

>>937523593
>>937523625

How does Troy feel about the fact that his niece will lose her virginity before he does?

>>937523774
She's not even 8 years old yet you retarded freak kill yourself seriously

>>937523774
There's a reason why he can't be alone with her

>>937521920
Cropping out Katie is insane

>>937523825
Exactly. If she loses her virginity in 10 years, she'll have beaten you to the punch.

>>937523825
You've posted more children in these threads than anyone LMAO

>>937523825
remember the time you said a toddler was a size queen and dfu got weirded out and stopped talkin to you?

>>937522207
Jfc you'd put a baby in this without a question

>>937523927
She kinda skanky

>>937523983
you'd put a baby in a baby

>>937523825
You've posted Julia Butters pics from when she was around that age. You've also posted AI pics of toddlers with their bare asses hanging out and talked about "smooching" and "huffing" them.

>>937523987
Not a bad thing, honestly some days she trumps JJ, no easy task

>>937524054
Nuh uh no one trumps jj imo. She is the goat

>>937524068
You're a big fat ugly pussy.

>>937524068
Yeah, but you're biased.

>>937524094
Put the mirror down

>>937524068
go eat a tub of potato salad outta your nephew's shitty diaper you fat faggot lol

>>937524068
I'd usually agree but Katie might, she's got a nicer ass, insane body that she shows off more, JJs face is cuter but Katie has that girl next door but secretly a huge slut look, can't get enough.

Troy a big ol' retarded fat nigga

>>937524068
>>937524054
>>937523987
>>937523825
Not celebs, fuck off pedophiles

>>937524133
Maybe now that jj has broken up with her bf she'll start uploading more again and we can compare them even better

>>937523451
>>937523451
>>937523451

>>937524038
This nigg projecting up a storm

>>937524179
nah

>>937524179
Not a celeb thread, idiot.

>>937524166
Huffa your dead mama's boota

>>937524166
This sentence looks like it was written by an autistic child.

>>937521085 (OP)
You can see the cgi slit appear and disappear. You guys are faggots

hhjvfgh

>>937524587
Oh shit it's the Vidya Monkey.

Comics and mags were all the rage in the grocery stores in the 80s and 90s

>>937524210
writing that sentence made you very excited.

nu or no?

Wagon Wednesday. Drop them Wagons

Is this it? Is this how it ends?

>>937530602
>>937531745
Yup, time to move on

>>937533270
>>937533270
>>937533270

>>937523451
>>937523451
>>937523451

Thread is here
>>937531785
>>937531785
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