cel - celebrity thread

There's already a thread

>>937523451

FUCK YOU DEADER THAN HOGAN

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/hulk-hogan-dead/

J-Tard's obsessed with dead celebrities for some reason

>>937533296
AND WHO IS GOING TO FIND IT IF THERE IS NO CEL IN THE TITLE? RETARD!

>>937533412
Aint my problem people were using that thread in the seven hours it took from when it was linked until one of you fags to made a thread

>>937533476
No but it seems English is

>>937533561
KEK

Just thought I'd chime in real quick and let y'all know this thread sucks really bad.

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>>937534111
Thank you BD
Remember to kill yourself

>>937533270 (OP)
the fuck did you make another thread for?

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>>937534348

FUCK SEVERIN

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>>937534501
Niiice

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>>937534377
He's retarded

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>>937535215
your lack of intelligence is showing, BD

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>>937534377
this thread did not exist before

>>937534377
unfindable thread

>>937535258
the catalog, how does it work

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>>937535546
it did and it's spelled with a capital i
some retard puprosefully obfuscated it missing the entire point of labeling it "cel"-something

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>>937535344
Haven’t dropped a load for Tay recently. Time to change that

>>937535611
sadly that other Anon is right, you can't blame people for not finding shit if you intentionally mislabel it
I provided an easily findable alternative for everyone to enjoy and have a good time in :)

>>937535704
it's always time to nut to tay

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>>937535748
You’re not wrong! Working on it…

>>937535677

Post more of this little quesadilla

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>>937535085
This girl is ridiculously pretty

>>937535382
I miss prime Alexis

>>937535846
I must tell you something

>>937535794
she's become such a good ball drainer

>>937535945
uh oh

Shit Thread

Fuck you asshole

>>937535971
BD has to kill himself

>>937536018
i think we already knew that

>>937535951
Couldn’t agree more anon…

>>937536089
Why do you reply to yourself?

>>937536075
*flies away*

>>937536107
Why do you still waste oxygen that decent normal people could be using?

>>937536148
I think you're confused, I am not babsnon

>>937536138
>*swoops you up with a mosquito net*
not so fast

>>937536180
I think you are also confused about me

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>>937536197
the samefag is real

>>937536181
?

>>937536089
seductive legs

>>937536224
Shaddup babsfag

>>937536247
i haven't topped up on alexis yet silly

>>937536250
Stroking 4 Tay

>>937536274
No you shut up BD

>>937536291
Sorry. The vault is closed. For now.

>>937536292
billions of loads spilled for tay

>>937536322
drats

>>937536362
That's how it goes sometimes.

>>937536412
sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't. this time she went. way she goes

>>937536412
Why do you post her?

>>937536448
Maybe I should bring her back.

>>937536642
jeeeeze, i mean it couldn't hurt right??

>>937536682
not me for sure

>>937536742
the sun absolutely loves her
i think alexis would be fine as well. i don't think she'd mind at all

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>>937536412
Not a celeb, faggot.

>>937536349
Easily

>>937536813
shut up, bd
kill yourself
>>937536781
time to go for a bit, bai

>>937536880
bai bai

>>937536880
Not a celeb, fuck off to a socials thread newfag

>>937537129
kill yourself

>>937537153
He’s right ya know

>>937536844
first ballot hall of fame slut

>>937537304
Well said!

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>>937536924
Not a celeb, faggot

fuzz™

>>937537355
Killer legs

MASSIVE

>>937537816
Not a celeb

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>>937537841
and that's a good thing

>>937537814
they're ridiculous

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>>937537904
Ridiculously cum worthy

>>937537909
not a celeb

CUTE!

>>937537895
Not a celeb

>>937537909
So tight

cute

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>>937538023
Thanks, this thread was full of social fags anyways.

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>>937537937
i don't think there's any set of thighs that's made me cum more

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shes a shoot or two away from getting naked

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>>937538396
Yes please

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>>937538999
Wrong day

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>>937539386
It's Friday in Sydney
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>>937539893
Lovely smile

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>>937540312

a very cute squaw

kek cosplaying as flo

>>937540434
I cannot handle that adorable face

>>937540649
as much as i love maggie, that pic alone makes kristen queen of the lip bite

>>937541373
Maggie is also a wonderful lip bite Jedi Master

crazy how everyone gets along except with him

>>937539819
But not in civilized countries

>>937534075
micheal jackson put his wine in diet coke cans, i think this diet coke thing steams from wine drunk black guy.

>>937541802
^o^

Slucc'n time

Can has thread without spam?

Please and thank you

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>>937544301
Fuck off Niger

>>937544315
kill yourself

time traveling doctor movie

back to the suture

>>937544415
The sequel features a fashion model the doctor previously saved.

Back to the couture

>>937544301
Barbs!

>>937544415
Brilliant. This has great potential for puns. With the doctor being that extra dimensional being but also the surgeon from that thought experiment that performs a surgery from another dimension by just looking into the body

Love that movie.

>>937544415
Time traveling duck movie

Quack to the Future

>>937544861
fabulous

>>937544987
fabtabulous

>>937545269
quacktabulamundo

>>937545699
:3c

>>937545878
hey, i remember him from such self-help videos as 'smoke your way thin' and 'get confident, stupid'

>>937546375
The Do's and Do Not Do's of Foundation Repair!

>>937547638
DIE

>>937547638
first, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel

the old men ats the mall were very happy
because lil aris had the silliest bum!

>>937548131
every time lil aris passed sitting on the
benches chomp! chomp chomps! the
old mens mades noises and rill roos!

does sherri papini count as a celeb?

i know she's crazy and evil, but i think she's oddly cute

>>937547682
>Die Bart, Die
>>937547952
Showin' a bit of bumb there, ma'am

>>937533270 (OP)
How is it going?

What are some ways to attract? Like meditation?

>>937548197
slangs! the olds asked men saids
when twice lil aris did the boil black splits
and spreaded her legs to the mall floors
touching and the old mens run rans from
their benches and licked the spots wheres
lil aris bum touched!

we practicela slangs!
and an ingels touch!
which only and for men
of high degree understands!

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>>937534501
does anyone have the original quality tiktok?

ded thred?

>>937548979
yeh

sry

>>937548720
It's tiny, but still worth a nibble

>>937549005
is ok

I survive til the weekend, I'm gonna make out with strangers.

>>937549167
>plural

>>937549133
<3

>>937549158
<3

>>937548433
oldm- ah! lil aris flash bum writes!
our reads on the mercy lil aris makes
with her bum wes shake for slaughter moresz!

>>937549249
Yup. Cutey booty nibbles, then railing her ass so deep she's incoherent, then ear nibbles during aftercare

>>937549212
Yeah, plural.

forreal tho milk time

>>937549373
Be safe. Carry protection, both kinds

>>937549167
based

it'd be pretty cool to be kkuras dog

>>937549351
nooo allison is for gentle lovemaking only

choli fuggin loves his milk

>>937549422
I'll be fine.
>>937549424
>Maybe she wants to make out too

>>937549510
Hmm. What if i also gently whisper into her ear how good of a girl she is for taking it all?

>>937549622
imagine if it actually helped my bones

>>937549676
naw don't do any'uh dat

>>937549806
Alright, then under what gentle conditions would you propose enjoying her tiny heiny?

>>937538999
I got sidetracked and completely forgot I asked for more Kristens...

here's a couple new otters from last night

>>937549923
idk it's all so lewwwwwwwd

>>937550004
looks tuckered out from playin' <3

>>937550036
funnily enough she was falling asleep standing up because she was so tuckered out lmao

>>937550036
Just imagine you were in her place. What would be the ideal then?

>>937550111
wholesome trips
>>937550034
sleepy baby <3

>>937550161
oh, um...then i guess riding reverse cowgirl on a picnic blanket under the full moon on a warm spring night

>>937548720
pink booty twins

she's really just watchin' that man drown, huh

>>937550220
<33

>>937550220
That is decidedly wholesome. Bright enough even at night to see every bounce, quiet with to hear your/her every moan?

cum

>>937550291
whaaaaaaaa? no way! it um...it was a phil collins music video... <.<

>>937550326
i need to potty but i can't move 'cause my pup is sleepin' on my tummy

>>937550375
her paleness would glow under the moonlight with extra ambient lighting from the fireflies

i mean, my paleness <.<

>>937550442
And since you made sure it was safe first, she'd want to feel every drop inside her when it was time?

>>937550442
you've got yourself into quite the pickle, haven't you?

>>937550567
hey wait a minute every drop of what?

>>937550620
rescue a pup from the shelter and how does she repay you? by resting her fuzzy lil face on your tummy so you can't move 'cause you'd be sad if you disturbed her adorable nap >:(

>>937550693
Fine. "You" would want every drop that you milked out of your enjoying partner as you rode

>>937550693
:/

>>937550858
yay! i love sparkling grape juice <3

>>937550967
how'd you get that pic of me being dragged from the chinese buffet by the cops?

>>937550972
Hey wait, i like Martinelli's sparkling cider. We'll split a bottle after. I mean her and I will

>>937549645
I'm sure she's spent a few weekends making out with strangers too tbh

>>937551075
>8 months later
hey, wait, what was in that juice?!

>>937551140
Fell for the old "protein shake" trick.

>>937551022
were you hoarding the egg rolls again allison be honest

>>937551131
Maybe I have catching up to do.

>>937551215
would you believe this isn't the first time?

>>937551333
>trips of truth
i uh...i took a whole steam tray of them back to my booth :(

>>937550442
I can see it, cumming in her hair tonight... oh lawd

>>937551457
For her, no. For you, yes. Just how many times have you fallen for that trick?

Allison nu

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>>937551517
i was wondering this yesterday too

>>937551131
Not a celeb