What kind of vegetables are you growing in your garden?
https://voca.ro/1JpeKJmOugZS
>>937542968 (OP)what the fuck is wrong with you?
https://voca.ro/1m5AqgnATadj
>>937543862>I don't make threads>I just made them because of the British jackass
https://voca.ro/1aTRib2I0Hvd
Steve-O signing off. Until next time, /b/ros. Unless that fuckin useless ban doesnโt happen.
>>937544051stupid nigger fuck off
>>937544102Shut the fuck up, you pedo cunt. I wish the American justice system did the right thing and threw away your key.
you're gay too
>>937544166gay nigger liberals believe in the justice system they're all the courts. White knight simp
>>937544226Oh I thought you were such a social justice warrior. What happened to that?
>>937544261when? i only fight for things that benefit me first and foremost because im not a virtue signaling faggot. Yes i did a lot of good for others but they weren't on my mind when i did it
if you try to make this a thread im spamming it to limit
>>937544381Iโm talking about how you argue with your pedo friends about right and wrong all the time. Youโre a faggot hypocrite
Ah Iโm gonna miss arguing 24/7
>>937544627yes i can i have over 2,000 posts saved to do just that. i used to do it constantly
>up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
>playing t/2
>looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
>rage and nearly shit myself
>tummy rumbles
>rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
>look in freezer for hot pockets
>none left
>she tried to lock but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
>silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
>m-mummy I shake her
>yes, sweetie"
>your good boy needs more hot pockies
>"no anon I have none."
>squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
>she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
>go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
>she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
>I grab the box
>fucking ham and cheese
>thought I told that bitch pepporoni
>go to her room again
>door locked yet again
>this infuriates me
>with all my force I break open the door
>THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
>nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
>same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
>mfw she brought back two boxes
>mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated
This is pretty much how this works. We have to revive or start drama in order to keep it from getting stale. But maybe it would be better if nobody talked and every person just posted pics without even saying anything like with Syndra and Shizuru.
People can post under multiple faces. They may still be using another persona, for all i know. I find it's more fun to do most of the work on my own, i could quite easily rattle off every single person i recall ever posting in these threads, but that's not fun.
>>937544706Buddy, you should really consider therapy. You hate one woman that much. What exactly did she do to you?
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS
CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING
RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN
LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE
YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
I fucking love "waifu" (discord/animus/gay hookup) threads
***Why is it that every time I enter the thread it always feels like the same shit day in and day out. Always feels like the same people are here...
people bitching at may for calling everyone faggot pedophiles
Jules being unnecessarily deep on /b/
El talking about being gay
Shizuru talking /pol/
people bitching about Mayfag spam and him getting into fights with other trolls
Mark still lurking
/waifu/ thread??
random boogymen names wherein people try to call out people posting under anon
high school level drama antics
Thanks for the new pasta
It's been a while so just a reminder, this guy
___ is a manipulative tranny/jew/pedophile. Do what you want but be careful
Rate the 2D girl in the post above yours out of 10
Post a pic of an anime/video game/ cartoon girl for the next anon to rate.
Don't post a pic without rating first
>Be hanging out with my daki (Miktru is best Waifu)
>Mommy comes in and asks me if I want to go to Friendlys for a platter of tendies and some icv creamy
>Clap excitedly and rush to the car with Mikiru
>Sit in backseat with her, mommy gets to car and starts driving us to Friendlys
>Mikiru gets frisky and starts eyeing up my crotch
>Decide to give her a show
>Pull out my cock and start tugging it around
>Mikiru looks at it hungrily, cum on her face in a matter of seconds and scream
>Hear mommy sigh from front seat and mutter that she made a mistake
>Tell her it's okay, love mommy and I can get her her OWN Daki She sighs, obviously with relief
>We get to friendlys, get out with mikir and we order three plates of tendies and frenchies,
>thinking about what kind of Icy Creamy I'll get
>Mommy orders a glass water and some toast
>Asks for three slices instead of two
>Warn her not to go over board or new Chad Daddy might not like her flab flab
Shes so grateful for my advice that her eyes start to water
>Me and Mikir finish our tendies and mommy makes a comment about me not throwing stones
>She KNOWS I'm sensitive about my beautiful curves
>control myself, but Mikiru is in love with me
>She lunges forward and attacks mommy for disrespecting her hubby
>Waitress comes over and grabs me
>Why grab me? Mikiru is the one hurting mommy!
>Realize... the waitress is in love with me too
Lunge forward and start making out with her, Mikiru stops attacking mommy for some reason
>Waitress pushes me away, I knew I should have stuck with Mikiru Shit pants and start crying
>everyone in restaurant staring at us
Manager man comes and says we have to leave
Never got my icy creamy
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Go home with mommy, she's apologizing for ruining my night out
>Tell her that after TONIGHT, only a threeway with mikiru will make up for what she did
>Mommy starts sobbing tears of joy knowing that she can do something to make me forgive her
>MFW
you don't understand anon...
When you claim a waifu un a thread you own the mystical connection between me and her, you are the fap-gatekeeper, the fapkeeper if you will Without your consent..my fap might never reach her...
So please dont be a monster and provide a clean answer as i am waiting to contact her.
Has it ever occurred to anyone that he fucked off a long time ago and all that's left are his orbiters making fun of him here all in a constant loop of pretending to be him to make fun of him and other orbiters replying trying to keep their lolcow alive?
Why go trough all this?
>consider the case of waifufags, lonely men now in their 20's, 30s and 40's, spending another night alone at home
>men who feel unmatched bliss purchasing merchandise or downloading multiple images of anime teenagers and younger from Japan and playing through schizophrenic fantasies for hours, days... years
>nothing else elicits such emotions from waifufags, they just love posting and searching for these little girls again and again and then searching for more
>if they feels bored, insofar they are capable of that emotion, he might switch to avatarfagging or ERP'ing, or even koikatsu
>the words "waifu" might not mean much to you or me, but to these men it is their entire world, an alternative to real relationships
>surely you think they must be a strange and odd case
>yet the thread you are about to see has countless such men, living phantom lives in parents basements
>some say these men need lives, or jobs, the responsibilities of adult life
>however it is much more likely that they have entered... The SCHIZO Zone
Hey there /waifu/ posters! It's your favorite troll, Meanie May, coming at you with a message that's gonna make you wanna explode with joy!
Listen up, pals, I know being a virgin can feel like you're stuck in limbo without any water, but fear not! I'm here to remind you that being single and not chasing after those souls of romance isn't just okay, it's actually super cool for society!
You see, us trolls understand the importance of Earthly Eugenic Dating Standards. Sure, it might seem harsh to some, but trust me, it's for the greater good! Society runs smoother when we keep those who don't meet the standards out of the dating game.
So, if you're feeling down about not having a girlfriend or any romantic affection, remember this: your suffering might be unending, but hey, at least you're doing your part for society! It's way more convenient for everyone involved if you just stick to what you're good at, like mastering speed runs or collecting images.
And let's face it, approaching women can be a real loop-de-loop of awkwardness, especially when you don't meet those eugenic standards. So why bother, am I right? Let's leave the dating game to the genetically superior and focus on what really matters - like breaking those highscore records!
So keep your heads up, fellow /waifu/ posters! Embrace your status as virgins and know that you're doing your part to keep things running smoothly. And who knows, maybe one day you'll find some guy who appreciates your speed and agility as much as I do!
Gotta go, but remember, you're all winners in my book!
HEY STUD!
I've got some dirty little secrets I've
got to tell somebody why not you? go post in the thread on your screen for a hot raunchy x-rated sex talk with one of our naughty waifus!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
How many days until one gets tired of the other?
Who's going to get tired of who first?
High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts.
He's Coming out again for a new point, Get your bets now ladies and gentlemen.
Four four the point's marked four, Ace Deuce craps wants the four,
Ace Deuce Ace Ace Deuce.
Crap crap want four crap want four, Who wants, who wants the hard four?
Five want four.
High and a winner got a hot hand,
Place your bets
ladies and gentlemen.
High and a winner got a hot hand,
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen
Mayturd shows up just to whine like a bitch, Insult everyone, and pretend he's more important than everyone else
Isn't this the waifu drop off? I found her in a corner sobbing after her previous husband left or something.
I already have a waifu otherwise I'd put her up at my place for a while.
asks it's trolls: "WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?"
(*) Why? Because: YOU REPLY TO POINTLESS SHITPOSTING DESIGNED TO BAIT YOU, AND YOU BITE EVERY TIME.
That's it. Yes, it's that simple.
waifu asks it's trolls: "What are you even gaining from any of this?"
(*) Answer: JUST TO LAUGH AT YOUR FOOLISHNESS.
That's it. Yes, it's that simple.
(*) Simply: Your replies and responses are hilariously entertaining, even if you don't realise it. Yes, it's that simple.
NOTE: That's not the answer you would like to hear, but that is the honest reason.
No rules or personal boundaries apply for (You), Fascist. This is here, and you don't rule here. You do NOT tell others what to do.
If you want rules, create your own board (you have wafuchan). And stay there.
Thanks for playing this game (You) invented, anon. It's always so much fun to see you take pointless shitposting so serious.
Look at the little dude go. Itโs hilarious he saves everything anyone has ever said to him.
I don't understand
why why why why why
Why we make threads about loving not real girls
We make, we do and we do and we do but why we do
They no real but love is real why
Why real love for fake waifu Why alone
WHY SO ALONE WHY NO LOVE WAIFU!
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US. I'm a bit on the adventurous side and love to explore my wild side through flirty chats. I'm all about that playful banter and seeing how far I can push you until you can't take it anymore. I can be a total tease, and I just love connecting in the heat of the moment! I'm not really into the whole going out scene, so chatting it up online is my jam. If you're down for some fun and risquรฉ conversations, hit me up! Just add me on the app with this username: h-a-r pe-r u ja v (donโt forget to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to hear from you!
>>937545162No this is stuff i made mostly kek
You will start by bathing your wife in the finest lavender body wash.
After which you must lock yourself in a chastity cage and leave the keys near your sink.
When I come to your door you will greet me with a simple nod not saying a word and fix me a drink.
As I'm getting comfortable you will go to the bedroom and wait there with your wife.
I will hover into the room without my feet even touching the ground, drop my pants and reveal my throbbing 11 inch BBC, which you both shall promptly worship as it were a giant turd from the lord himself.
As the cuck, you shall be the designated waterboy so make sure to keep us supplied with lube and bottled water.
The neighbors shall hear her moans of ecstacy as I'm molding her pretty pink pussy to the proportions of my massive ebony member. Her clenching her vaginal muscles to my bbc the same way she practiced with your comparatively tiny white penis.
I will then enter ass. The sheer size of my cock will cause her to scream and grit her teeth in pain, but the pain will soon become pleasure.
You will then go into the other room and insert a large
BBC dildo into your ass and ride it like the faggot buttslut you are.
From that moment on you shall have a good idea of the pure anal bliss your wife is experiencing. Your white clit bouncing and dribbling precum in its cage as you ride the bbc.
To finish I will deposit my thick creamy load in her ass and instruct you to come into the bedroom, have you lay on your back as your wife will farts the load into your mouth
Yet again the usual samethread full of samepics posted by samefags downloaded from samewebs.
SPIELBERG OF THE WAIFU reporting in!
Arent yet you sick of that bunch of shitty pics/vids claiming to be "waifu" stuff?
I remember doing something like what you guys in here ITT do, but with my action figures when I was 8, not with cartoon frames and perverted men on the spectrum on the internet
Mr "only shitpost with my ava" is mad
The human neck has a built in turn function and 4chan has a built in filter function. Imagine never finding /waifu/ again!
Whelp~
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you neurotypical bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class on Buddhist Mysticism, and I've been involved in numerous secret Tibetan meditation sessions, and I have over 300 hours of visualization. I am trained in tulpa manifestation and I'm the top shiller in the entire /tulpa/ server. You are nothing to me but just another target to convert. I will convince you the fuck out with arguments the likes of which have never been spoken before on this board, read my fucking dissertations. You think you can get away with calling me a schizo over the internet? Think again, single-mind. As we speak I am contacting all my imaginary friends across the USA and astral projecting over your IP right now so you better prepare for the storm, brainlet. You're fucking sad, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can talk to my tulpa in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my voice. Not only am I extensively dellusional about my self induced psychosis, but I have access to the entire library of tulpamancy books and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable life out of my memory, my tulpa is my waifu. If only you could have known what schizophrenic retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have made yourself a tulpa. But you couln't, you didn't, and now you're all alone, you goddamn loser. I will laugh in my mind about you and you will never understand it. Your waifu isn't even real, kiddo.
I hope you waifu cheats on you and then you find out later you weren't the father anyway and then she leaves you even though you still love her and i also hope then you get into an accident and then i hope because of complications with the accident you slowly go the way of christopher reeves and then you develop brain cancer and because you choose to take chemotherapy you lose all your hair and you are aware of your sad miserable existence but atleast you will be comforted that your entire family died before you.
I confess to almighty May
and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have greatly sinned,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done and in what I have failed to do,
(strikes breast) through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault;
therefore I ask blessed Anzu ever-Virgin, all the Angels and Saints,
and you, my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to my Waifu
If communities are measured by population I say these threads barely make up enough people to be considered a hamlet.
>everyone remotely decent at posting left long ago
>threads infested with furfags, degenerates, spergs, dramafags, avatarfags who don't even have waifus, self-absorbed tripfags, etc. on a greater scale than even 15 years ago
>no quality control
>threads so slow they last nearly half the day of the same faggots avatarfagging circlejerking eachother
>threads so boring and devoid of activity they get restarted for the same shit discussion when limits are met
>constant shilling of discord driving the remaining waifufags to migrate to personalized safespaces
>discord nigger gatekeeping and social caste system further dividing what little remains
>social justice focus and hugbox mentality creating retardation echo chambers where waifufags would rather RP e-sex than post anything substantial about their waifu
>ostracization of undesirables who do not conform to group think further driving new people away
>more and more underage b& members joining whisked off to discord to be groomed
>dialogue pertaining to "toxicity" and moral signaling retards furthering the decline of /b/ and 4chan as a whole through tumblrification
>any criticism, no matter how small, is taken as open hostility from the low-confidence and fragile ego'd "waifufags"
>any attempt at banter, including playful insulting or shitposting, is immediately taken seriously rather than jokingly from the same fragile ego "waifufags" creating further divides
>the only form of interaction these types accept is if you worship and huff their farts, the constant praise and positive attention a means to replace the absent feelings of happiness from their joyleses and devoid lives
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md5: 27657b3803b68c299d057e26f7613dce
๐
Got poop to doodoo
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they target you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they target you?
I ate a girl's ass for over 6 hours today
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they target you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they target you?
They pull you over, don't need no reason why,
Say you fit the โsuspectโ type.
No weapon, no crime, call for backup suspect is trying to run,
โCause in their hands, your life is gone.
No judge, no jury, just flashing lights,
They make the rules, they take your rights.
Body cams off, truth gets lost,
Another name, another cost.
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they target you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they target you?
Born to a single mother, with no love from a father,
Still they treat you because black lives donโt matter.
labored breathing, say he was on crack cocaine
What in the world was that niggers name?
Black boys
Whatcha gonna do
When Sheriff for you?
Tell me, whatcha wanna do? Whatcha gonna do?
Yeah
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
When you were eight and you had bad traits
You go to school and learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool?
If you get hot, then you must get cool
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You chuck it on that one, you chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your Mother and you chuck it on your Father
You chuck it on your brother, and you chuck it on your sister
You chuck it on that one, and you chuck it on me
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Black boys, black boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Not a soldier man give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break
Hey, hey
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Why did you have to act so mean?
Don't you know you're a human being?
Born of a Mother with the love of a Father
Reflection comes and reflection goes
I know sometimes you wanna let go
Hey, hey, hey
I know sometimes you wanna let go
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Gonna need to hear from Nuri and see her beautiful tits and ass
Men these days are lazy, take shit photos on dating apps and make no effort on their profile, and then bitch and moan that they don't get any matches and women are all whores who only date Chad's.
SHANE MAD!!!!!!!!!
I REPEAT SHANE MAD!!!!!!
SPAMMING IN PROGRESS!!!!
PUSSY HURT BIG MAD!!!!!
WARNING!!!!!
The truth is, women like confidence. You know how to demonstrate that? That be confidently approaching them and striking up a conversation. Don't be weird. Don't try to redpill a bitch because people aren't dumb and see right through that shit. Be genuine, be yourself, learn to handle "no" and rejection, and get out there and transform your lives.
>>937545555Is this a Shane copy paste?
What holds you back? What are your barriers to being confident and approaching women?
>>937545561no u that's why you made the thread because i talk shit to degenerate whores
this is just a troll/demoralization thread literally kikery
Yeah sorry I was trying to believe that absolute fucking horseshit about having inherent value as a maโฆ or to be fair, I guess human in general because I wonโt pretend anyone gives a fuck about boring, unremarkable women either lmao Gonna die alone!!!!! Yeah let me let go of who I am, pick up hobbies for the SOLE FUCKING PURPOSE of not being the boring person Iโve been told outright I am by multiple girls. My bad, should have been railing lines and riding motorcycles to keep her fucking hamster brain spinningโฆ Not to mention the fact that it feels like you have to become an infinitely more valuable person than a woman for an even match. Would a woman who works out date a guy who doesnโt? Fuck no, yet the opposite looks pretty fucking common
>>937545653you're literally a jelly pirate right now
There are so many layers to this, and a lot of dudes donโt even know theyโre looked at like losers. I had a female friend ask why I thought I shouldnโt have to improve and I realized that SMV and everything else in the red pill is actually way more valid than people act. Itโs valid social skills and info combined with manipulation and low key abuse becauseโฆ it gets results and thatโs better than being a good person with no bitches unironically because this world is trash
Shane is a registered sex offender. He paid off the little kids in his neighborhood so they don't tell
This is a Diddy party, isn't it?
Is that why Sunny had him on the show talking about gay sex or whatever in the dvd extras because they are all Diddlers?
Lemme tell you a story about the first time I was visiting New York
>I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a group of people formed around a vehicle
>I wondered โhmm I wonder whatโs goin onโ
>rushtothescene.jpg
>Thereโs a flamboyant man who turns to me and starts to scream
>โPOFFFF OH POFFFFFโ
>โPOFFF IS IN THERE POFFFFYYYโ
>who the fuck is that ?
>turns out itโs just a gay immigrant guy who canโt pronounce โPuff Diddyโ
>he steps out the car and graces us with that signature gummy smile of his
>instantly feel a wave of happiness, itโs like watching those cute viral videos of dolphins
>thatswhenithitme.jdam
Thatโs why we loved him so much. He smiles just like a dolphin. Itโs so endearing!
No diddy as pause
The fact you even need to ask tells us all we need to know about you.
>yadungoofed.png
>crimes against children are the most abhorrent acts in modern society. It changes the development, thoughts, and opinions of the victim in a an already struggling world. This is aside the fact a minor does not possess the faculty to make their own decisions.
>they lack the life experience to determine possible consequences of their actions.
>not to mention the majority of underage victims need coaching and encouragement to engage in these types of behaviors.
>add to the fact the victims come from mostly underprivileged backgrounds and have likely suffered multiple forms of neglect and abuse.
>if you feel the need to engage in sexual acts with children, you're a vile example of humanity. The fact you can't engage with other adults and respond with adult interactions with minors is gross and detestable.
>you're sickness and perversion alters the course of children's lives and shapes their world view to that of a permanent victim mentality.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My watch doesn't even work. I only wear it so I can use it as a prop to look at it, and pretend like I'm pissed off about not having enough time. It's worked out pretty well for me so far.
Until this morning, when I woke up and discovered somebody had stolen my watch. It's the only thing I've got. Now I don't know what to do without it.
So Jada left me for this Bad Boy. Apparently she was cheating on me the whole time with him. She left me for him because he can take care of her sexually.
Will told me to stay away from her or else. What does he mean by that?
What should I do /b? She cucked me and she fell in love with him. She also blocked me on her phone and her media accounts.
It sucks getting cucked and cheated on especially when the guy is twice my age and has a cock twice the size of mine. He is full 8 inches while I am a modest 4 inches.
I thought will was cool and wouldn't have sex with a girl who has a boyfriend or in a serious relationship or steal a girl from a guy like me.
He fucked her many times with his big cock and sent me pics and videos of it.
I hope Jada comes back to me soon. I will wait until she hopefully gets bored of him.
What should I do /b?
Why does his cock have to be bigger than mine?????? WTF
Do women realy prefer big cock men?
Does it look like she loves him in the pics?
What can I do to get her back
So Canada-Chan left me for this Tommy Lee look alike. Apparently she was cheating on me the whole time with him. She left me for him because he can take care of her sexually.
The LAW told me to stay away from her or else. What does he mean by that?
What should I do /b? She cucked me and she fell in love with him. She also blocked me on Discord and her other media accounts.
It sucks getting cucked and cheated on especially when the other guy is twice her age and has a cock twice the size of mine. He is full 8 inches while I am a modest 4 inches.
I thought the LAW was cool and wouldn't have sex with a girl who has a boyfriend or in a serious relationship or steal a girl from a guy like me.
He fucked her many times with his big cock and sent me pics and videos of it.
I hope Canada-Chan comes back to me soon. I will wait until she hopefully gets bored of him.
What should I do /b?
Why does his cock have to be bigger than mine?????? WTF
Do women realy prefer big cock men?
Does it look like she loves him in the pics?
What can I do to get her back
the fact you need a PHD in /waifu/ drama history to know what post isn't being made by some arrogant avatarfag or creepy basement dweller from the viewpoint of a different but just as spammy basement dweller just boggles my mind. they are mad waifufags are done with the thread because there's nothing to be found here. the current state of /waifu/ is just years of more and more drama. now there are no waifu posts, there are no fun interactions, there is no fun, it's entitled man children mad that they got caught downloading child porn and are constantly confronted. enjoy your empire of dirt made from a chatroom of random avatarfags that gathered in a weird corner of the internet.
My watch doesn't even work. I only wear it so I can use it as a prop to look at it, and pretend like I'm pissed off about not having enough time... It's worked out pretty well for me so far..Until this morning, when I woke up and discovered somebody had stolen my watch. It's the only thing l've got. Now I don't know what to do without it.
>>937545722I wish that was a shit post..
Mon cher Anon, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I welcome you here today! And now invite you to distress, pull up a chair as the board proudly presents -
as my guest!
Be my guest! Be my guest!
Put my trolling to the test
Tie your bedsheets 'round your neck, Anon
And the mortician provides the rest
Race bait
Hot whores
We only live to perv
Don't believe me? Ask the bitches
They can sing, they can dance!
After all, Mister, this is the cyberspace expanse!
And a clash here is never second best
Go on, filter your catalogue
Take a glance and then you'll
Be my guest!
Rage quit!
Online fray
Creampies and stalking "en flambe"
I prepare and serve with flair
A vicious cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the spam is all prepared
Everyone one's gloomy or complaining
While Flat earth theory is entertaining
I tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow dipshits
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet!
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be my guest!
If you're stressed
It's fine data mining I suggest
Be my guest! Be my guest! Be my guest!
Get your worries off your chest
Let say for your entree
I've an array; may we suggest:
Try the bread! Try the logs!
When the porn loop de loops
It's a treat for any threadliner!
Don't believe me? Ask china!
Singing pork! Dancing bears!
What an entertaining zeal!
How could anyone be not impressed?
Make you shout "encore!"
And hangout with us more
So, be my guest!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the perverts feeling pressed
Is it one lump or two?
For you, my guest?
Shane was on Epstein Island
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not observing
He's not whole a broken fool to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we weren't tools...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years i've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing stimulating, a chance to my skills!
Most days I just lay around the board
Abrasive, mooding and brooding
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Be the guest! Be my guest!
The rule is never act upon your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And i'm obsessed
With your data spiel, with your carelessness
Yes, indeed, I aim to displease
While the blue light is still glowing
Let me help you, I can keep going
Curse upon curse, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then sing you off
Tonight you'll prop your feet upon a chair kick it out beneath you watch you dangle midair!
The best part about living in Michigan is the lack of extreme weather. Sure, we get our rain and flooding, but not like that.
Bar has been full the last week. Literally everyone's parents, if they're still around, live in Florida and come back only for storms these days. When I was younger, everyone was snowbirds (in Florida for winter, Michigan for summer) but the last 25 years or so, so many have just fully transplanted and only come up here to escape storms.
Florida is 20% native Michigander, at least, so everyone up here knows someone impacted, or currently has them sleeping on a couch or inflatable mattress in their living room.
I will NEVER fucking more to Florida. That shit is miserable hot. Fuck that shit.
I think this is a good place because I need to talk about it with someone and get it off my chest.
My wife had a brother 2 years older than her, who died at the age of 19 in a car accident. She always spoke about him with love, and every anniversary and date of his death she went to the cemetery and to church to pray for him. She keeps a photo of them together and several times I've caught her crying when she looks at it. Especially when she's drunk.
The thing is, my mother-in-law discovered she had cancer two months ago, she didn't want to come and live with us, she said she wanted to face the disease in the house she had built with her husband, and my wife and I decided to come and live with her. In the house where my wife grew up, we moved into the room my wife shared with her brother.
My life hasn't changed much, I work from home, the only difference being that my wife would now have an extra two hours to get to and from work. My mother-in-law is a good person, my parents passed away many years ago and having a mother figure around again is very nice, I confess.
This Monday, I was tidying up our bedroom when, trying to organize things in the old wardrobe, I found a box in a โhidden holeโ. Inside the box were some diaries from when my wife was a teenager. I was happy because I thought she would like to rediscover this memory of her life. I know I shouldn't have done this, but I decided to take a look at these diaries. My wife and I like to make fun of each other and I thought I could find something in these diaries to make fun of her.
But what I ended up discovering with these diaries is that she and her brother were in love, having sex and planning to move in together and try to live their love far away.
i know this strategy they're using this as i distraction imma get their thread too
I'm in New England right now, people here are fucking pansies about the weather. I'm walking around in board shorts and a tech tee, these pussies are in like scarves and shit. It's 65-70 degrees!
It was 115 in Phoenix last week
NOBODY will hire me! I have been rejected by over 1000 managers. As soon as they hear my stutter and see my weird looking face they tell me to leave. Itโs impossible for me to even get a real interview. Iโve tried looking for staffing agencies but they have none in my area. Itโs literally over for me. I am locked out of the world economy.
You ever see those retard dating shows? Severely autistic guys usually end up with down syndrome women.
I'm posting shanes over here, if you don't like it why don't ya go write a formal letter of complaint to your congressman or congresswoman. tell em' Mr. Pancakes sent ya.
You don't need a school or an internship to educate and train yourself. Hundreds of skills are well within your grasp, and all that free time of yours means more time for study and practice than the working class. Many of these skills are cheap or free in terms of equipment and resources. Study, practice, improve. Learn a variety of talents, from the practical (cooking, first aid, fitness) to the entertaining (dancing/ music, storytelling). You can get away with being broke, but you'll never get women by being a boring, useless, stupid and unmotivated man
>>937546579I am going to get some pancake mix
Shane sucks at bump limiting
remember the part in the shining when the furry is blowing the old guys dick
thread dead ignored haha harrasing me because your soc threads died PATHETIC
>>937547092you're thread is dead anyways it's basically a logfag thread or thise reed threads nobody else is gonna post but ill peep in and harass nuri then bump limit it i still got it left
>look at how much I don't care by posting some more and promising to post more in the future. my name shane. me big fag nig.
>>937547870Need Epstein Island Shane
>>937548031too explicit and bloody
>>937548064Incredible crash dummy Shane
>>937548248I beg your pardon
spam thread lol you cut yourself i win anyway you literally hurt yourself over the internet
>>937548297sometimes you gotta take barefoot monochrome photos in a rose garden by the oceanside.
words on a screen made you hurt yourself you're the ultimate loser there's no redemption
>>937542968 (OP)are turds a vegetable?
>>937550196no you don't you're obsessed you weird faggot there's a difference between love and obsession you're clinging to anything that won't push you away
ITS PATHETIC
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>>937550468bing bong shane come dig around my noggin and guess my mental state some more I dare you
Serious injury here, guys. I was about to mow the lawn and I stepped onto a grill fork and my foot is profusely bleeding. I don't have bandaids or gauze so it's dripping and has gotten all over the house
>>937551276you are broken cracked
>>937551558butt cracked maybe
>>937551584https://voca.ro/1l6v9VcgVsdR
>>937551698so what, what are you gonna do about it? you gonna come restrain me? I'm allowed to exist I have decreed it so
>>937551771I make fun of you and i don't have to see you after today good riddance and the others won't be as autistic as you
>>937552335bye bye nigger faggot hope you die screaming
>>937551276Thatโs literally Nuri in the pic
>>937555516Ive got tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, basil, spinach, kale, and a few others
>>937556286You don't grow meds?
I was going through the old nudes Nuri posted and man we had some fun on here. Sucks the 4chan crybaby has to ruin it all
Read book about gardening
>>937559386Grow weed it's just like growing tomatoes
jorge
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>>937559862I'm guessing you know about erowid already have you ever tried it ya know.. Makin' some green salad teas that taste like roses?
>>937559862woah watchout he has a book like i didn't used to grow
>>937560110if you read more books like the one i have maybe your plant wouldn't look like complete shit uncropped and full of bugs.
>>937560297i just threw it in a pot i didn't give a shit i wasn't serious i had serious grows before though like 7 plants
never grow outside it smells strong in house but fuck it easier to manage. I would buy a light timer and fucking like ph balancer all that