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Anonymous No.937558118 [Report] >>937558175 >>937558222 >>937564590
Gashleen
I miss Gashleen already
Anonymous No.937558175 [Report] >>937558210
>>937558118 (OP)
We all do. I love me some crazy bitches.
Anonymous No.937558185 [Report]
Anonymous No.937558210 [Report] >>937558249 >>937558269
>>937558175
I want the dude with the lesbian to share more lore
Anonymous No.937558222 [Report] >>937558237
>>937558118 (OP)
Anyone save what she posted?
Anonymous No.937558237 [Report] >>937558309
>>937558222
Lol I saved all of it
Anonymous No.937558249 [Report] >>937558304 >>937558310
>>937558210
You literally replied to him (he's me). Ask and I'll shoot for as long as I'm awake.
Anonymous No.937558269 [Report]
>>937558210
lmao same or that white latino bro also struggling with baboons
Anonymous No.937558304 [Report] >>937558450
>>937558249
can we see the lesbian? (no face)
Anonymous No.937558309 [Report] >>937558331
>>937558237
Post?
Anonymous No.937558310 [Report] >>937558450
>>937558249
Dump your entire life story to me. I have nothing else to listen to lol
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Anonymous No.937558331 [Report] >>937558371
>>937558309
Maybe, I lowkey don't wanna post it all without consent. I'd feel bad :(
Anonymous No.937558344 [Report]
Anonymous No.937558350 [Report]
how do we convince ash to join a server and masturbate for us all to watch?
Anonymous No.937558371 [Report] >>937558407
>>937558331
just do it it's not like you have to ask that slut, grow a pair or your next on the windshield
Anonymous No.937558376 [Report]
Anonymous No.937558407 [Report]
>>937558371
Peak
Anonymous No.937558450 [Report] >>937558469 >>937558507
>>937558304
I only have pictures of her that would doxx us both, I'm sorry. I can describe her if you want me to. Any specifics?
>>937558310
I don't want to doxx myself. But I guess I'm an autistic zoomer who belongs to a soon extinct race, stranded in lowest class Germany because my ancestors were refugees almost a century ago.
If you somehow find me, you owe me a drink of my choice.
Anonymous No.937558469 [Report] >>937558502
>>937558450
Sure buddy, I'll treat you to a whole night lmao
Anonymous No.937558502 [Report] >>937558539
>>937558469
That sounds awfully gay. I'm straight.
Anonymous No.937558507 [Report] >>937558743
>>937558450
Rip just describe her then, I'm curious how the mistress that haves you on your knees is like
Anonymous No.937558539 [Report] >>937558743
>>937558502
I'm not gay, I just like JoJo, but I mean a night of drinks
Anonymous No.937558551 [Report]
You know, I didn't know I had a nick for being an asshole before her thread I guess I really was always fighting my nature, huh
Anonymous No.937558743 [Report] >>937558941 >>937558992
>>937558507
Slender, a head shorter than me, wolfcut, black hair, flat as an ironing board, pale skin, gorgeous dark eyes as big as the moon. Her smile, it's like no other smile on this earth and I start melting when I think about it. She's sporty but rocks a baggy look, chains and trinkets over contrast stitched, multi layered clothes.
>>937558539
You're missing context, but I don't drink alcohol nor do I do drugs, my only vice is women.
Anonymous No.937558941 [Report] >>937559014 >>937559280
>>937558743
Fair
Anonymous No.937558992 [Report] >>937559280
>>937558743
>that description
My mans down bad, so gone it's not even funny, but I get it I'd be the same I can only wish to find one like that one day too
Anonymous No.937559014 [Report] >>937559056
>>937558941
Yeah he's muslim both are, not drinks for them
Anonymous No.937559056 [Report] >>937559280
>>937559014
Celebratory nut fest lol
Anonymous No.937559280 [Report] >>937559341 >>937559827
>>937558941
All good. I'd still be up for alcohol free drinks lmao.
>>937558992
I didn't lie when I said I'd literally die for her. I don't even know why I love her this hard, I just do. She's been the only woman on earth I'm simping for so far. God, I wish she was not a Muslim and the same ethnicity as me, I'd asked her father the day I had met her. Yes, I know, one Ummah there's no races, but I'm still a white supremacist at heart (I'll go to hell, I've made peace with it).

I'm cooked. I'm really fucking cooked, she cooked and I ate. A man shouldn't be able to be so heads over heels for anyone. God, why.

>>937559056
The what
Anonymous No.937559341 [Report] >>937559390
>>937559280
>I wish she was not a Muslim
Not a Lesbian*
Man, autocorrect is fucking me sideways today.
Anonymous No.937559390 [Report] >>937559491
>>937559341
No autocorrect had it right. Lesbians aren't real.
Anonymous No.937559491 [Report]
>>937559390
Kek
Anonymous No.937559827 [Report] >>937559936
>>937559280
You've slept with other women since you've met her?

You gotta take your shot and move on already. No man should be this down bad.

You gotta harden your heart. You cant be driven by emotions like this.
Anonymous No.937559936 [Report] >>937560031
>>937559827
>You've slept with other women since you've met her?
Yes I have, but I was a virgin when I met her.
>You gotta take your shot and move on already. No man should be this down bad.
>You gotta harden your heart. You cant be driven by emotions like this.
I know, my problem is that we're literally colleagues and students in the same course. Can't do that here, only ends in disasters.
Anonymous No.937560031 [Report] >>937560178
>>937559936
Move the USA...

Germany is all but lost. In 50 years it will be unrecognizable from the country and culture it was.

Improve your life my man. Definitely don't marry an American woman though.
Anonymous No.937560178 [Report] >>937560343
>>937560031
I'll do that once I'm done with my studies and after I've worked up some money to start over in the states.
>Germany is all but lost. In 50 years it will be unrecognizable from the country and culture it was.
Unfortunately.
>Improve your life my man.
Will do. Unvaxxed btw.
>Definitely don't marry an American woman though.
Or so I've heard. There's an enclave of my ethnicity in New Jersey, maybe they've got a good woman for me?
Anonymous No.937560343 [Report] >>937560477
>>937560178
I've only ever traveled through the east coast. I know it to be overly expensive to live for normal middle class people. But that could just be tourist heavy places.

What are you studying broadly?
For instance, I'm a mechanical engineer. I can find work just about anywhere.
Anonymous No.937560477 [Report] >>937560614
>>937560343
I'm a computer scientist and I don't know if AI will completely fuck me or if it will create a Renaissance of software engineering to fix the horrors beyond mortal comprehension that vibe coders have brought upon companies.
Anonymous No.937560614 [Report] >>937560681
>>937560477
I'm not in that industry so I cant speak with certainty. I believe there is a decent job market for software engineering currently in certain cities.

Longterm, in my opinion, software is at risk of automation from AI or outsourcing. There is an abundance of PLC programing jobs though. If you can make yourself integral to the utilities or automation you'll live a great a life.
Anonymous No.937560681 [Report] >>937560832
>>937560614
PLCs can be automated by AI though, easier than some other fields.
Also I'm not a mere software programmer (code monkey), I'm a computer scientist. I'm the guy that tells the code monkeys what to programm and hardware guys what to buy and how to set it up. I'm also the guy people call when they need to solve a new problem with computers.

IT Security will be viable for a while.
Anonymous No.937560832 [Report] >>937561158
>>937560681
Do you have work experience?

If so you should seriously consider starting the immigration process. It's my understanding that's it is a long process.

I don't know you aware of the scale of difference between Germany and the USA. There are literally dozens of large cities you could comfortably live in or around.

There is an abundance of opportunities for critical thinkers with managment experience. You can easily live here.

We have our own problems too. But If you can squeeze 150k from a corporation. You can live a good to great life here.
Anonymous No.937561158 [Report] >>937561329
>>937560832
>Do you have work experience?
I've built Software for multiple medium size businesses (~15k€ a pop)
>If so you should seriously consider starting the immigration process. It's my understanding that's it is a long process.
I'll get cracking then. Any hints how to go about doing so? I'm Muslim (with a Muslim 2nd name. But I don't look brown, I'm white) afterall and not sure how that will impact anything.
>I don't know you aware of the scale of difference between Germany and the USA. There are literally dozens of large cities you could comfortably live in or around.
I am aware. The USA are larger than Europe, heck, Texas is almost the size of the EU.
>There is an abundance of opportunities for critical thinkers with managment experience. You can easily live here.
Sounds nice. I'm a born leader and am considering doing an MBA on top of my CS Masters. I was considering Harvard, but Trump axed that lmao.
>We have our own problems too. But If you can squeeze 150k from a corporation. You can live a good to great life here.
Sounds good. That was one of my plans to be honest.

What's a nice and quiet place to settle down at? Assuming I can work remote and I don't have to live in a metropolitan urban place?
Anonymous No.937561329 [Report] >>937561478 >>937561640
>>937561158
A Muslim surname isn't a show stopper. I hope you speak flawless German and decent English. Speaking English is probably the single biggest thing you can do to help.

Ive live all over the middle of the country. Tech jobs are usually on the coast where the biggest cities are... I think the Midwest is the best place to live. But there's a severe limit on jobs outside the cities.
Denver has tech jobs but I think it's kind of gross. Lots of homeless and crime.
Kansas city is beautiful with amazing housing options. I'm not sure the tech job market there. There's a lot of data centers and automated warehouse.
Chicago has tons or work. Little pricy to own a home in. This is probably the best tech city outside of silicon valley. Little bit a crime problem in the city.


Every one of the cities is kind of accepting youll live in a 30-40 minutw drive of your job. An MBA is a good idea. Corporations drool over that.
Anonymous No.937561478 [Report] >>937561640
>>937561329
>A Muslim surname isn't a show stopper.
It's not a surname lmao, it's a second first name.
>I hope you speak flawless German and decent English.
>Speaking English is probably the single biggest thing you can do to help.
I was raised with German as my native tongue and I am C2 certified (between A and B on the Cambridge English Proficiency scale)
>Ive live all over the middle of the country. Tech jobs are usually on the coast where the biggest cities are... I think the Midwest is the best place to live. But there's a severe limit on jobs outside the cities.
So I've gotta compromise and be a suburbanite cuck? I think it's a fair tradeoff for a while.
>Denver has tech jobs but I think it's kind of gross. Lots of homeless and crime.
I live in one of the worst cities in all of Germany. I think I could handle it, but I don't want to sidegrade, I want to upgrade.
>Kansas city is beautiful with amazing housing options. I'm not sure the tech job market there. There's a lot of data centers and automated warehouse.
>Chicago has tons or work. Little pricy to own a home in. This is probably the best tech city outside of silicon valley. Little bit a crime problem in the city.
I'll put them on my list
>Every one of the cities is kind of accepting youll live in a 30-40 minutw drive of your job. An MBA is a good idea. Corporations drool over that.
Double masters might raise eyebrows lol. 40 minute drivr is nothing, I'd even go as far as commuting 90 minutes each way for a while.

Would I become an American Citizen, or would I be something else?
Anonymous No.937561640 [Report] >>937561739 >>937562081
>>937561329
>>937561478
>Would I become an American Citizen, or would I be something else?
Once you are a naturalized citizen the only thing you cant do is be president. Otherwise you are a full voting power citizen.

Honestly if you have the credentials and experience you say. Apply for a job in the United States. Find a position that allows international applicants and a corporation will sponsor you. That's the easiest way in besides marriage.

If you what you say you are, I've been led to believe my whole the immigration system is made for people like you. You will come here and contribute and thrive.

Why the fuck do you live in a assume Frankfurt? Come live the American dream.(that requires roughly 150kper year)
Anonymous No.937561739 [Report] >>937562088
>>937561640
My spellings gone to shit. It's getting late here.

I wish you the best. My great grandfather left Germany in 1912. It makes me sad to see what's happening to Europe, particularly Germany.

I hope you can join us here someday. We still have a chance over here.

Good night
Anonymous No.937562081 [Report]
>>937561640
>Once you are a naturalized citizen the only thing you cant do is be president. Otherwise you are a full voting power citizen.
Nice. I don't want to go into politics anyways.
>Honestly if you have the credentials and experience you say. Apply for a job in the United States. Find a position that allows international applicants and a corporation will sponsor you. That's the easiest way in besides marriage.
But that's not H1B Visas, right? Because those are limited to 6 months as far as I know
>If you what you say you are, I've been led to believe my whole the immigration system is made for people like you. You will come here and contribute and thrive.
Nice. I'm willing to perform, but the German government punishes performance. Lazy shits born of wealth float up top, lazy shits born into shit sink down and drag the middle class (performers) with them.
>Why the fuck do you live in a assume Frankfurt? Come live the American dream.(that requires roughly 150kper year)
Because I was born here my man, society is set up in a way that climbing the social ladder here is impossible unless someone up top reaches you a hand. I cannot get out of here until I graduate. Also a white "immigrant" like me isn't ever handed anything; The white people in the institutions hate you because they see your name on a paper and assume you're a savage so you don't get the institutional power boon, but the commies there hate you as well because you look white and we cannot have a white presenting person benefiting from bonus programs for minorities.
I had to work hard to get where I am now and I'm still just sitting in a higher lowest-income bracket of society while literal retards I went to school with are driving Mercedes AMGs and BMW M cars. Granted, they're leasing them with 4 cousins on their grandma's name, but the optics are grimm nonetheless. I wouldn't care if they had earned it, but I know them, I know what they do to earn money.
Anonymous No.937562088 [Report]
>>937561739
Godspeed Anon.
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Anonymous No.937564365 [Report]
>>937563826
Nice. Moar
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Anonymous No.937564590 [Report]
>>937558118 (OP)
I still do too
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