What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

>>937560504 (OP)
I opened this thread.

>>937560504 (OP)
As I walked up to home plate during a little league game in 1975, I shit my pants. A full load of wet diarrhea soaked through my white leggings. I hit a single, then stole 2nd base. The 2nd baseman vomited on me as I slid into the bag. Then, as I rounded 3rd on the next batter’s double, the 3rd baseman puked on the baseline. Finally, as my teammates celebrated with me after I safely scored the winning run, they lifted me up over their heads, and diarrhea juice and vomit chunks rained down on home plate. The umpire projectile vomited all the way back to his Volkswagen.

>>937560504 (OP)
I stand before you, to stand behind you, and tell you a story I know nothing about. An empty truck, loaded with bricks, ran over a dead cat and nearly killed it, but we rushed it to the hospital in time to find King Arthur seated at the fourth corner of the round table eating vinegar with a fork.

In high-school I fucked a (if not THE) pretty girl-nextdoor type while her parents were out of town - taking her virginity. She was the type none would expect to be having sex. I was 17 and she was 16 at the time. She was one of the most well-known and sought after girls in our high school... the type every guy watched but was too intimidated to speak to....then with her dried blood still on my dick (and it being about 11pm, leaving her place) I then went and fucked my girlfriend of a year, who was also 16, taking her virginity as well. The former is now a dyke and latter became a drugged-out stripper. I'm just fine, thanks for asking.

>>937562217
Sounds like a normal day in the neighborhood. Carry on.

>>937560504 (OP)
space aliens steal my scat

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Touched grass

>>937560504 (OP)
Fucked my ex's best friend shortly after smoking weed with her. She was in a long distance relationship with a guy from Canada (We live in the US), and he broke up with her. She was feeling down so my ex invited her over.

Our child was 1 or 2 years old at the time, my ex didn't smoke weed anymore, and I still did. Offered to smoke in the other room with friend. She lamented her frustration that she flew up to Canada and slept with him.

I noticed her face getting much more red/flushed as we kept smoking and talking, and feigned concern that she might have a fever. The instant my hand touched her cheek, she bit her lip and I knew I had a choice. I chose to listen to my dick and kissed her.

My ex had managed to get our kid to sleep by that point, and finally came into the spare room to join us smoking. Her friend was already clearly flustered by that point (and mildly panicked that we just kissed), right up until my ex asked if we got started without her.

We fucked for about 30 minutes, the only 3-way I've had in my life. Ex made us promise that this was a 1-time event, and told us we were never to speak of it. 10/10.

Pic rel, her friend.DP8H4

>>937568937
Pic from my ex that she sent while "waiting" for us.

I made a thread once and didn't get called a faggot. That was a good day.

>>937560504 (OP)
Sexwise I have a few:
>Fucked my first gf's mom. I was still in high school. She wasn't that attractive but was very lonely.
>Fucked the department chair in college. This is a married academic woman who doesn't let anyone even hug her.
>Got tag teamed by shemales.

>>937569306
faggot

Somehow got invited to a halloween party at some old plantation in the sticks. It ends up it was Zachary Taylor's house. I get there and had worked the night before so tired.

Bunch of people had taken ecstacy. One girl starts wandering around the grounds with me. we come up to the family cemetary. It is full of people like Thomas Jefferson's daughter and other VA aristocracy from the 17 and 1800s.

Fuck this girl I met 20 minutes earlier on William Byrd's granddai=ughters grave

go back to house, take nap with girl I just insemeniated. Wake up and she is holding that big sword Gen/Pres Taylor is always prtrayed with. Am worried she is going to kill herself while filled with my cum. she doesn't. gets back in bed with me we fall asleep

Wake up at dusk with smoke in the air. Ends up the others tried to make a fire in the fireplace but didn't open the flue. Fire trucks all came out. everyone forgot I was there bc I really didn't know any of them. Everyone left including the girl I fucked
The owner of the house comes in because the police called her. She is a super wealthy old lady who was an ambassador at some point and hung out with Elizabeth Taylor.

I know this because she wanted to know what happened and why I was in her house. I really had no idea but it ends up her grandson has invited all his rave friends to come out to the family mansion and then the smoke thing and everyone left.

She kind of felt sorry for me and we went to local shitty chinese restaurant and watched the little kids halloween parade and then drank port and went to bed (separately).

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Won the lottery, $1Mill.+. lost the ticket

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>>937569594
well as far as most people would not believe, i went to sleep in a completely dark room one time

>>937560504 (OP)
>>937560504 (OP)
I've watched every member of my family take their last breath. Mother, father, sister, and the three grandparents that were alive in my lifetime. Three of them suddenly and unexpected (mother/father/sister) and three expected (grandparents). They are all in the same cemetery together. And there is an open plot next to them for me.

>>937560504 (OP)
I fucked my mom

I had a nigger cop trespass on my property and bring a bunch of his nigger cop friends with him. He tried to break into my house and then did claiming he had consent. He held me at gunpoint and then kidnapped me before he got multiple search warrants which he falsified probable cause out of my mouth for the warrants. He got investigated by internal affairs and cleared of any wrong doing. He now will get a check for the rest of his life off my taxpayer dollars. The organization m, wake county sheriff of NC, called it a policy failure. It happens

Used to babysit my neighbor’s kids and jerk off to them hump eachother