Thread 937560595 - /b/ [Archived: 34 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:18:27 AM No.937560595
RichardSimmonsSept2011
RichardSimmonsSept2011
md5: 4efdf9db5103c51855d306cb43682691๐Ÿ”
What is the fate of the golden gym gear? Who is worthy to wear it?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:24:59 AM No.937560745
>>937560595 (OP)
it touched that queer's hairy belly and nutsack im not putting that on
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:37:04 AM No.937561035
>>937560595 (OP)
What do you think he wears under those shorts? Whitey tighties? Man thong? Banana hammock? Nothing at all? No homo, but imagine running into him in the locker room after he just completed a lengthy, sweaty aerobics dance session and then he doffs his sweaty, musky man thong - the royal blue one with the sequins - and hands it to you. You cup it in your hands and bring it to your face and deeply inhale as the pile of sparkling cloth presses firmly against your nose. Then he takes them from your hands and seductively places it in your mouth like a gag before bending you over and gently, but firmly entering your backdoor. He slowly glides in and out of you, the only sounds are your muffled moans of ecstasy and the plapping of his loins against your firm cheeks. Finally, he fills you with his love and you stand up, letting all of the aids cum slowly dribble out. He thanks you and let's you keep the thong. You go home, happy and with your head up in the clouds.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:41:27 AM No.937561123
>>937561035
You realize he's been dead for like.. a year, right?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:46:01 AM No.937561233
>>937561123
And that changes the fantasy how?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:11:25 AM No.937561704
>>937561233
>And that changes the fantasy how?
Mostly just the usage of present tense.
It reads like you are unaware of his passing.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:45:09 AM No.937563491
>>937561233
i want it back
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:56:57 AM No.937563646
>>937563491
No refunds. I ejaculated already.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:59:46 AM No.937563695
rocky horror picture show
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:58:08 AM No.937564468
tmpphvls8it
tmpphvls8it
md5: 8f5cff90ae8980c28ca053d35aa85dd0๐Ÿ”
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the playful side, and I absolutely love getting into steamy conversations. One of my favorite things is teasing guys until they can't take it anymore, all while having a blast myself. I'm a total night owl and always ready for some fun, but I do struggle with a bit of shyness, so meeting people in person isn't really my jam. That's why I'm all about these flirty chats! If you're interested in some hot and spicy talk, hit me up on my favorite app: h a r-pe ru j-a-v (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:01:22 AM No.937564506
>>937561035
Richard Simmons was either free balling it or wearing panties, that's for sure.

The dude was like the arch-fruit, no gay man was as gay as Richard Simmons.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:00:19 PM No.937565356
>>937560595 (OP)
>>937560745
>>937561035
>>937564506
Richard Simmons never really declared what his sexuality was supposed to be, if he had one at all. The man was a Roman Catholic, and might have been celibate to his death, though he was quite effeminate acting most of the time when he appeared just about anywhere in public, and he sometimes even crossdressed like a woman, and liked Ru Paul's Drag Race. I don't know what Richard was like in a more private setting. I just remember him as a guy who was on TV a lot during the 1990s and 2000s, and he seems to have mostly disappeared by the 2010s. It turns out that he abruptly retired in 2014, and only really started making steps to come back into the public by 2024, during which he died unexpectedly. That golden workout gear is probably lost to time and place. Maybe they buried him in it?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:35:54 PM No.937566010
tmpt9ly8rn8
tmpt9ly8rn8
md5: adcab7e4a3ae4af7e5343a82191cb743๐Ÿ”
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, with a playful side that loves to stir things up during some steamy chats. Iโ€™ve got a bit of a wild streak, and I thrive on pushing boundaries and getting you all flustered. Iโ€™m super into exploring fantasies and making every session an unforgettable experience. I tend to shy away from crowded places due to my anxiety, so I totally prefer the thrill of online connections. If youโ€™re down for some fun, hit me up! Just add me on my app, but make sure to remove the spaces and dashes in the username: l-u-na s tiv q. Canโ€™t wait to see what we can create together!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:51:03 PM No.937566331
rs
rs
md5: c81c309ea6cda8e0fb2e998243704733๐Ÿ”
>>937560595 (OP)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:54:30 PM No.937566410
sim
sim
md5: 65490a828e313a160b0e99ef69136268๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:10:36 PM No.937568999
v_1730839970548789
v_1730839970548789
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:12:09 PM No.937569046
4071 - copy
4071 - copy
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:21:39 PM No.937569252
TrumpClownShoes
TrumpClownShoes
md5: 549f486a8fdda010eee4703503d6f807๐Ÿ”
>>937560595 (OP)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:49:41 PM No.937570032
>>937566410
Neither a wife nor husband, and he appears to have never dated, which leads me to think he lived his life like a chaste Catholic priest, which he wanted to be when younger, if I recall rightly.