My ex-girlfriend once said "I want to hear something. You dont make any noise" in reference to our sex life. I didnt take that well; in fact, I was very disappointed in her needing caveman-like grunts and moans. I dont see any need for that shit. Anyway, the next 10 times we had sex I would go "UNNNNNNHHHHHH" "UNNGGGHHHHHHH" every thrust and eventually she started crying because I basically treated her request for more enthusiastic sex as a prank and it demonstrated zero respect for her attempt to get more satisfaction from our sex life

That being said, what should I have done? Is fake grunting supposed to be hot? When you tell someone how they should behave during sex you turn them into your sex slave. Its incredibly tactless and reflects someone who needs performance during sex. Not in the physical sense but someone huffing and puffing so you can get off because it makes you feel irresistable. Even if its faked. I dont get that part. Telling someone you have sex with, instructing them on how to behave, isn't that dehumanizing? Or is this something couples work together on for mutual satisfaction?

It creeped me out and I refused to start groaning and moaning to placate her ego.

Groans and moans during sex is too animalistic. I only vocalize when I'm trying to explain something to someone. So the question is: is this bullshit common among sex havers?

Take your meds

I don't. I just breathe heavy for a bit. She moans, but she's never complained about my lack of grunting.

>>937562916
You do it on purpose though? If its natural then thats fine but if you do it to please her, its a bit strange. That turns sex into acting. Its supposed to be the most natural thing in the world, where people are at their most intimate/vulnerable.

>>937562821 (OP)
effective communication is literally the easiest and most effective avenue to improve the quality of sex, and let me ask you. Don't you enjoy hearing her moaning as you give her pleasure? Part of the fun of sex is that you're working as a team to get off, otherwise you could just jack off mate.nha84

>>937562821 (OP)
>That being said, what should I have done?
Breakup. Problem solved. Stop fucking dragging it out.

>>937563205
I dont feel comfortable talking or anything else during sex. Maybe its autism. If its something like that i actually feel sorry for her, now

>>937563205
MOANING DURING SEX = idiot who thinks porn reflects reality

mimicking porn moaning is stupid, contrived and EMBARRASSING

it also shows a complete lack of creativity or originality

boring

fact: I've had sex with over 700 women and teenaged girls

only a small number of them thought they were supposed to moan (they were stupid, and thought they were supposed to mimic porn)

I enjoy PSYCHOLOGICALLY ENHANCING verbalization when the moment is right (good example: depending on the woman and our friendship situation, I occasionally like to tell them that im gonna make them fuck all my friends, even though its notvtrie just to push their buttons, and it makes them orgasm- or any number of other statements that trigger a psychological reaction that enhances their orgasm, based on the individual women and her mindset) but MOANING IS SOOOOO CONTRIVED and low IQ and the total opposite of 'enhancing', so I have always traditionally told those few fake moaners "are you pretending you're in a porn video? it's a turn off. please don't feel compelled to do that because it's turning me off"

and as soon as they no longer feel compelled to mimic the porn behavior, it's a huge weight off their shoulders, and THEN they can actually start enjoying sex instead of simply trying to SOUND like.
They're enjoying it.

I'll say all kinds of shit to womrnbduring sex, but it's NEVER the predictable contrived shit other guys often say, like "who's your daddy" or "do you like being a cum slut" or any of those STUPID STUPID LOW IQ fake contrived idiotic thing is that guys often say...

in fact, in here, I use the word 'pussy' when clarifying things, like when a guy obviously doesn't have sex witn anybody but in real life I NEVER EVER USE THE WORD 'PUSSY'.... it's so low brow, so low class, such a stupid primal monkey brain word, that simply saying "pussy" bring you down to the level of stupidest high school jock or nigger.

to me, ANYTHING is classier than using the word pussy... i always call vaginas SNATCHES, but even 'snotpit' is more distinguished than using the word pussy.

And when I meet a woman who uses the term pussy, it proves that that particular woman is the type who would probably pretend she liked football just because she thought that's what she was supposed to do.

The good news:
Even during sex
you can teach your partner the correct behavior, and whats the INCORRECT behavior.

And by the time the two of you are finished fucking, you will be that much more of a unified team for the next time.

Never be afraid to communicate during sex, especially never be afraid to tell someone "don't do that during sex anymore. thankyou"

That's how people " find their groove" under the sheets and become much better dance Partners.If you know what I mean

forgive the multitude of typos... i'm struggling with a Samsung update.Totally fucked up my phone and the keyboard

>>937562988
No I don't do it on purpose. Just comes out along with the nut.

>>937564085
Anything is classier than pussy?

How about "cunt"? Good luck using that in many places IRL. Pussy is far more acceptable to most.

true:
when I was younger I was at a friend's house, not exactly a 'party', but a bunch of people had shown up to hang out. his other friends that I didn't know and their girlfriends.

( by the way , this is 100% true)
I was sitting there taking everything in, listening to the conversations overlapping, the fractal nature of a room full of people holding 7 or 8 conversations simultaneously.
I heard one of the girls start talking about sports (i hate sports- they're for idiots) and something about a FEMALE discussing football triggered a lightning fast guttural institute reaction on my part

so i decided to "blow everybody's mind"

I stood up, and interrupting everyone, I announced, "OKAY EVERYBODY, I NEED ALL THE MEN WASHING THEIR HANDS IN THE BATHROOM... NOW"

they were all turned, looking at me, like "huh?"
I continued "we are all going to have sex now, but i need you to SCRUB YOUR HANDS LIKE A DOCTOR."
no shit... I didn't emphasize the statement. I said it the same way you'd say "were going to the store for snacks"
the guys IMMEDIATELY realized "this is real" and they rushed to the bathroom and 2 of them to the kitchen sink.
they guys listened as I asked the girls "have you ever had a guy lingering you and you suddenly realized he hasn't washed his hands since he touched the restaurant's bathroom doorhandle?" and one of the chicks went "eeewww" as the other girls WERE ALREADY TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES...

no shit... the girls were ALWAYS the first ( i ended up doing this same thing several times with different groups of people) to remove their clothes, and it was always the GUYS who were terrified of removing their clothes ( because fear of an inadequate penis is one of the psychological obstacles society and media has embedded into men's minds, for no reason at all)

If a woman is allowing you to remove your pants, she's already decided she's going to fuck you, so don't worry about the size of your stupid fucking dick

to be continued

anyway.... its true
I talked an entire room full of strangers into a gang bang, allowing other guys to fuck their girlfriends, because.
They were fucking the other dude's girlfriends...
And I didn't ASK a god damn question..
I never ASKED..... I made a STATEMENT...
That's exactly how I initiated gang bangs several times, by ANNOUNCING it: "now,
We are all going to have sex"

i simply GAVE THEM PERMISSION to be bad

to be continued

BRB there's a specific point i'm about to make but i'm about to roll a joint for my wife real fast

brb

>>937564472
haha this is awesome anon, kinda reminds me of Neil Strauss The Game and how to initiate a threesome with 2 women and how straightforward it is.

>>937564136

Basing your behavior on everybody else's behavior is the total opposite of leadership, the opposite creature and originality, nobody ever made a difference by trying to behave like everybody else

it's SNATCH.....

"cunt" as a negative connotation because it's always used as an insult


THINK, man... THINK!!

lol

By the way i'm struggling with this keyboard because it's samsung update, and i'm also occasionally using speech to text because i'm multi tasking right now. im a Stickler for proper gramnar, so please forgive any typos today

brb i'm almost.
Done rolling this joint

>>937564541
> straight forward

That's the only way you can succeed at that particular task

You don't ask.
Questions

You make statements

And you're brutally honest and straight forward

( and not excitable. you have to stay calm. if they hear even ONE tiny millisecond of quavering or uncertainty in your voice, it's over....)

okay the doobie is rolled

anyway....
the point I was trying to make wss:

THINGS PEOPLE SAY DURING SEX
as you can imagine during these multiple gangbangs, I got to hear and see some eye opening shit

I learned a lot, like HOW STUPID GUYS TRULY ARE...

a lot of them BEHAVED the way they THOUGHT they were SUPPOSED to behave

they'd say the most embarrassing shit
all of it stupid shit like "do you like being my little whore?".... gross

or "daddy" bullshit... weird af

or "cum slut" type contrived LOW CLASS shit that's supposed to "turn them on because it's degrading"

it DOESNT turn girls on... I saw the womens' reaction... trust me..

re: degrading them
that's NOT what turns them on

earlier, I mentioned telling women during sex "im gonna call Steve and Kevin and have them come help me fuck you"

not something you say during every sex encounter, obviously.... you'd be amazed how many times i've been fucking chicks, and whispered into their ear something that SO FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE ( not a contrived fake degrading statement, but something that actually SCARES them, because suddenly they perceived themselves as IS BEING USED.... that's what turns them on, not being called and come slut or daddy's little whore...)

In fact, i also got to see several 'FETISH GUYS' in action.....

There is no action...
Cause fetish guys are AVOIDING sex..
duhhh... instead of having sex, they are stalling with bullshit.
That has nothing to do with sex whatsoever

I watched those fetish guys CRASH AND BURN every fucking time.. the girls would get weirded out, creeped out, and they would disappear off into different bedrooms to FUCK... not to placate a man with unresolved emotional issues from his childhood, expecting other people to participate in is "I AM YOUR MASTER" bullshit

You can learn a lot about humans by watching them in their most primal moment, how unoriginal people can be, how stupid and animalistic men truly are.

FETISHES: how certain asexusl people avoid sex

THERES NO ACTION

they are OBVIOUSLY avoiding, stalling, with extraneous superfluous shit that has nothing to do with sex.

Obviously.... duhhh

https://youtu.be/Vh51-NqBrXs?si=2EWC_94AHt40MmSc

by the way...

In case you think you perceive a certain arrogance in the way I talk... it's not arrogance, necessarily...

Cause I am fully aware that
I AM A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER

If anybody knows what an incompetent failed, flawed loser I am.... its ME™

... I am a total flake is in almost every aspect of life... EXCEPT FOR A FEW LITTLE THINGS I SPECIALIZE IN....

.......... And as far as those things are concerned, I AM A MOTHER FUCKING EXPERT.....

Just a small handful of subjects that I AM COMPLETELY SELF CONFIDENT in....

So if it comes across as arrogance, it's simply an abundance of self confidence... when you master something inside and out, it doesn't matter what anybody else says or thinks, because inside your heart, you KNOW that you have become a master... this knowledge gives you italian self confidence in that particular topic.

For me, those topics have always been SEX, DRUGS ROCK N' ROLL, AND CATS...

yes............ CATS

Cats are actually at the top of the list
because i have been studying cats for 48 years so far, and i've learned ALL of their mysterious amazing abilities and idiosyncrases.....

but yeah.... you could say I kind of 'lucked out' in the sex department, considering the fact that i'm ugly, not the body builder type, and my dick is average at best.

You could say I lucked out....
Because at the age of 15
I developed a TITANIUM SELF CONFIDENCE REGARDING SEX

...................self confidence is the most important facet to ANYTHING you approach in life

Self doubt and uncertainty are some of the biggest turnoffs and not just in romantic settings, but in anything you do while living on planet earth.

Lack of self confidence is the fastest way to NOT achieve something. it's a self fulfilled prophecy. you'd be amazed how effective self confidence is when it comes to getting SNOTPIT from women

>>937565195

> ITALIAN SELF CONFIDENCE

see?.... i told you the stupid samsung update completely fucked up my phone, in particular the audio and microphone parts

Now the speaker keeps clicking in and out, and speech to text is pretty much completely dysfunctional , now, and the autocorrect aspects have become so weird... now instead of regular auto correct, it's deleting entire is entances and paragraphs, and replacing them with shit.That doesn't is vaguely resemble what I entered.. it's inserting periods into the middle of sentences and everything has gone haywire...

This time it was a simple autocorrect.Typo...

what I said was:
When you have learned learned a topic inside and out, when you know so much about a topic , both within you and without you...

No matter what anybody thinks or says

That can't change what you KNOW inside
Let them scoff and suggest you're lying
That doesn't erase what you have experienced

Mastering something at this level gives you a unique TITANIUM* SELF-CONFIDENCE

........not Italian

TITANIUM *
It's bulletproof
It might even come across as arrogance

( because they have no idea the level of expertise you're caring with you )

So of course it's human nature for them to make assumptions, like "he's just full of himself" when in actuality I'M SERIOUSLY TRYING TO TEACH YOU

I feel like it's kind of my duty as an older guy to help the younger generation "skip to the front of the line", and avoid a lot of easily preventable but very human mistakes and mistakes and "wrong turns" we seem to make...

Oh... damn it.. she's right...
My wife just reminded me "you forgot to mention art"

yep... in order of importance and magnitude:
CATS
SEX
ART
ROCK N ROLL (and all music theory)
and?.......
D R U G S . . . . . .

I'm pretty much terrible at anything else
Completely talentless in almost everything

Except that short list I just typed...

GUESS WHICH ONE OF THOSE THINGS I DON'T DO ANYMORE?

A: drugs

>>937565294
Hey, this is a bit of a bait for attention isn't it? I mean, sure, I'll read it

>>937565488
Nah, I read his thing and got to that conclusion, his writings aren't really interesting.

>>937565294

My wife loves smoking pot, even though she quit doing all harder drugs nine years ago...

So did I... we recently celebrated nine years clean

And if you're saying to yourself " but you still smoke pot and that's a drug", then I would suggest you're missing the the forest for the trees

Cause COFFEE IS A DRUG but nobody's going to raise an eyebrow when I drink a pot of coffee

Years ago she and I stopped doing REAL DRUGS.... hard drugs... neither of us has ever used a syringe in our lives, but we snorted heroin and meth and cocaine. I started dropping real LSD when I was twelve years old, and I've done every fucking drug you can possibly think of, some of them in horrifying excess...

But i'm not ashamed at all. I don't regret it at all.

I learned 10 lifetimes worth of knowledge through doing those drugs, and it was my 3 year long self exploration through LSD (i began taking LSD at 12, and took it several times a week for 3 years, exploring all of the hidden cabinetry in my inner psyche, until I was 15 years old, at which point I realized I was now repeating lessons, and there was nothing more to explore, so I stopped taking LSD everyday)

But that's exactly how I developed a titanium self confidence regarding sex.
After introspectively exploring all of my inner fears and doubts and uncertainties regarding sex, Lori McClendon pushed me onto her bed, and I lost my virginity in the most ENLIGHTENING of ways...

Thank god for the three years long acid exploration, because I self actualized in her bed that afternoon, the moment being the validation that all of my inner fears and self doubt were COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY... and even more importantly, THOSE FEARS AND DOUBTS WERE PLACED BY MEDIA AND SOCIETY

The only reason I had any of those his fears and doubts was because IT WAS PLANTED IN MY MIND BY OTHER PEOPLE..

Like the timeless "is my dick big enough" thing. this self defeatist crap.
Has been planted into your head

>>937565522

I don't doubt for one second that LEARNING HOW TO TALK WOMEN INTO BED IN JUST A FEW MINUTES interests you at all...

Why would that interest YOU?

after all, you are talking to a man who has successfully charmed almost eight hundred women and teenage girls into bed.

Not exaggerating at all. by the age of twenty five I had already taken well over seven hundred women too bad and I'd simply stopped counting

I didn't stop womanizing...
i stopped counting

Like I said, you'd be hard pressed to ever find another dude who has more experience between the cheats than I do

..... And I just explained exactly how I used to initiate successful IN PROMPT TO GROUP SEX WITH COMPLETE STRANGERS

I just explained the way women perceive men who say the wrong things during sex

I just.
Explained the true stop sexual nature of fetishes, and how women get get immediately turned off by fetish guys

I have literally volunteered more sexual expertise in one thread than you've ever learned in your entire fucking life...

But of course, not surprisingly
You're not interested
That's because you're not a truly sexual person

The reason you don't find it interesting is because THE TOPIC

If I was talking about video games.Or masturbating to pornography you'd probably be interested

But it's not like you have the balls to apply any sexual advice, it's not like you're going to be getting any pussy, and you've resigned yourself to a continuing legacy of sexual inexperience, basically throwing in the towel before you ever even started, you lack the titanium self.Confidence required to become a champion in the first place, so of course you're not interested...

BREAKING NEWS:
I not in this thread for YOU
I am not particularly what you find interesting or not, because I am here TO KEEP MYSELF ENTERTAINED

It doesn't matter who reads my words, if nobody reads my words, or if everybody reads my words. that's not my problem.

I WILL ALWAYS REMAIN MYSELF.. Your approval is not required

>>937565755
>>937565970
Yap yap yap yap yap.
You are not teaching anyone anything, you're just yapping to yourself and stroking your ego.

>>937565522

> his writings

LoL !! haha
........WRITINGS??

What an odd choice of words...
WRITINGS?.....
Your semantics literally beg for psychoanalys...

I'm going to take a guess that you are a very linear thinker... you prefer everything to be "in boxes", categorized, organized.

I'm guessing you're not very comfortable with FLUID FREESTYLE thinking or living?

I'd imagine you're an inherently uptight, rigid and inflexible person, who
struggles to simply "let go" and roll with life's punches, instead preferring to focus on controlling things around you...

I'd also guess that you don't like cats, and prefer dogs.

Maybe i'm wrong... i'm wrong very often, and i'm certain I will be wrong again in the future.

i actually enjoy standing corrected...
so if i'm off base, i will own it

...........but that doesn't happen very much
I'm usually on target, landing in the neighborhood at the very least, if not blowing the roof off the house....

......WRITINGS?

Is that the way you perceive this?
"writings"?

If anything, it's STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

But to refer to this as writings indicates a decidedly starchy, prosaic is perspective of life in general.

yeah, i don't mind if you don't find heterosexuality interesting...

I've met lots of homosexuals before so i'm familiar with it.. done then simply aren't born to find pussy interesting...

And then there's normal people

>>937566207
You are guessing wrong, but that's nothing new for you, so do go on.

>>937566166

I don't really have an ego to stroke
That's just your misinterpretation, based on the fact that YOU DIDN'T TAKE LSD and experience ego death

And it took you long enough to realize i'm talking to myself, Gaming Chair Einstein

after all, i just got done explaining
I AM HERE TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF
It's a literally spelled it out for you already

And now you've had this sudden epiphany?

You're a real fast learner, I see.....

YES, i am definitely talking to myself
Quite literally, in fact...
I'm using speech to text at the moment
And my wife just left for work, so now i'm talking to MYSELF... and FIVE RESCUE CATS...

Apparently, it's actually YOUR EGO that's the real problem... for some reason, you're too stupid to learn, because you're too busy trying trying to discredit the lesson.

You're like the stupid kid who sits in the back of every classroom, legs kicked out into the aisle, pretending to be cavalier, open to disrupt the lesson, because if the other students don't learn, it will be easier to hide your lack of knowledge.

Everybody's familiar with the reasons why your ego feels threatened by my words

UNLESS, OF COURSE....
YOU would like to offer some of your amazing expertise when it comes to talking women into bed

I'm certain you are a master...
Because I sense SO MUCH self confidence in your words....
(complete sarcasm- everythin you type screams a lack of self confidence and a laughable lack of experience as well)

Do yourself a favor :

NEVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN....
Do you understand me?

>>937566166

I would love to hear your personal unique stylizations and techniques.You've incorporated when talking a room full of complete strangers into impromptu gangbangs....

I'm certain you've talked lots of people into gangbangs... so since i'm obviously an amateur, i'll let you take it from here.

TELL US HOW YOU'VE TALKED PEOPLE INTO GROUP SEX...

I'm all ears, gaming chair romeo

i cant wait to read your WRITINGS hahaha

>>937566425
>That's just your misinterpretation, based on the fact that YOU DIDN'T TAKE LSD and experience ego death
I've taken LSD and experienced ego death though, so that fact isn't factual.
You're obviously all ego though, you keep congratulating yourself for how great you are and you wouldn't recognize genuine humility if it bit you on the ass.
Also everything returns back to you being a big manslut when you speak about anything, that isn't impressive.
>>937566484
You try to flex with the weirdest things, I've never tried to compete with you anon, because I don't wish to be like you.

>>937566249

Nope.... your fucking lying again

You're not fooling me.
You are DEFINITELY an uptight dude
You are definitely a 'controller'

By the way, a controller is always a frustrated person, because they can't seem to figure out why they don't get to control anything

But you certain people always need structure and control and rules and barriers and they live their life expecting the rest of the world to jump into their little boxes of organized structure

That's not how life works....

I'm waiting, gaming chair Romeo

I said tell us tell us your personal techniques that you use when you're talking people into group sex

What's taking you so long?
I thought you were going to teach us the secret

Hurry up....
I don't really have time to wait

I've got a busy schedule of WALKING TO MYSELF IN YOUR THREAD today, so if you don't mind...

what's your secret to talking complete strangers into having sex with your?

It seems like as much of an expert you are on ME, that you would have already prepared an answer by now

It seems like you wouldn't have the forethought to have anticipated this moment

So what's your secret, romeo?

Although YOU may not find heterosexuality interesting, the majority of males DO find it interesting...

There are a lot of young guys out there who would cut off their arm to know the secret to talking women into bed in less than 5 minutes.

Especially if these secrets worked SO many times, for a man who's not even good looking, and is actually kind of ugly.

If it works for him, obviously, there's a lot of young men out there.Who would like to hear these secrets.

EXPAND OUR MINDS WITH YOUR WRITINGS

What's your secret to talking women into bed in less than five minutes? IM ALL EARS, you unemployed pompous toddler

.........go!

>>937566713
>You are definitely a 'controller'

>>937564057
YOU ARE A STUPID NIGGER JEW

>>937566570

I told you.
I'm happy when I get to stand corrected

This is one of those moments!!
So you are also experienced with LSD
That's fucking awesome!!
Seriously...
That actually restores my faith in humanity a little bit...

And you are both correct AND simultaneously mistaken regarding my ego

As with everything, the answer is always both "yes" AND "no". both answers are correct, depending on your perspective.

Yeah, if you and i hung out together for an afternoon, you'd realize i'm not quite as bad as you think, and you'd realize we are probably a lot more alike than you might have thought.

I am fully aware of how I come across in here

If you think i'm oblivious to how people perceive me, then you're forgetting that i am fully capable of presenting myself in a way that would make all of you guys LIKE me

duhhh... i'm fully capable of behaving in a fashion that would even please YOU

And I know you have very high standards
So i'm not talking about pleasing the average person

no, i'm fully capable of behaving in a way that would make EVEN YOU perceive me completely differently...

( writings to be continued)

>>937567033
Yeah no, even when you admit to being wrong, you still come across as disingenuous about it.
You're like a chameleon on the wrong settings, you're trying to blend in but you are standing out in stark red and white against a green background.

( continued writings )
.......... So I guess
It would be fair to say....
that i CHOOSE to be perceived this way
........ I guess it would be fair to say
that it's my DECISION to appear exactly as I present myself
.........that obviously i am AWARE how you perceive me
......and apparently I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Because your perceptions are exactly that: YOURS
awesome!... im happy for you!
but I'm busy dealing with my own perceptions

And obviously you and I are from different worlds, and I perceive you as having just as many bothersome traits as you perceive me as having
I never hold back when it comes to sharing.My perceptions about you or anybody else
So of course I welcome your critique, as well!! in fact, i kind of thrive on it

I've been dead Five times
You Probably already know that
Not lying
I have been dead FIVE TIMES
You should try it sometime
Flatline, dude
I'm not joking
No heartbeat
Dead.... DEAD....
FIVE TIMES
so..
I'm not really worried about you thinking i'm narcissistic
lol
I've already paid my dues, bruh
I've earned the right to whatever the fuck I want
So while I respect your intelligence
I respect ME more than I respect anybody else
But I am actually one of the most empathic people you could meet but I don't show it in here very much

Like I said yin and yang
The correct answer is always AND no
Everything is a duality, and each.
Of those sides have their own dualities
Yep... im definitely an obnoxious abrasive self-centered greedy self-absorbed, man.... Absolutely I am!!!
One of the worst ever.... i've perfected it

But that shit got me a lot of pussy dude
Especially considering the fact that I am also 50% the complete opposite...
And not only the complete opposite
but ENTHUSIASTICALLY extreme complete opposite

( writings to be continued again)

>>937567196

> you're trying to blend in

HAHAHAHAHA
Does this look like i'm trying to blend in?

You've got it completely backwards
That's the exact opposite of my approach to life

I realized when I was young.That was no way for me to blend in with other people. it struggled and failed at things because I still thought I was capable of blending in with others

Then I realized the only way I could ever accomplish anything was by ABSOLUTELY NOT BLENDING IN WHATSOEVER....

That's always how I got art jobs and how I got pussy and how I got anything I wanted, by standing out like a like a neon sign

I don't know about other people, but that's what always worked for me, so no...

no.... i've actually never tried to blend in since I was eleven years old

Fuck no

>>937567280
Hey man, my only issue with you is that you derail threads to sit around talking to yourself and not caring about other people using this place too.
You show up, take over threads and then act like you are doing people a favor by writing one wall of text about yourself after the other.
I call you egotistical because you, as you admit yourself, aren't here to engage with others. No you're here to entertain yourself by bragging to yourself and calling other people envious of you when they ask you why you are derailing threads to speak to only yourself.

>>937567382
>Does this look like i'm trying to blend in?
Yeah, you are trying to claim that you aren't a self absorbed navel gazer, while acting like a self absorbed navel gazer.

"51% YIN.... 49% YANG"

I used to be the nicest, most courteous, considerate, overly compassionate and empathic fellow you'd ever meet... really, i was... i was raised very well, believe it or not, by two AMAZING parents, and I.
Was taught to be Kind and caring and considerate and all of those good things

in fact, i would always bend over backwards to help people, shooting.
Myself in the foot if necessary, an act of kindness and compassionate generosity I felt matched the Standards my parents would have expected from me.

And I don't need to tell you.
Because you already know LIFE KEPT TAKING A SHIT ON ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

Because karma is the exact opposite of how do you think. in reality, the better you treat others, the shittier they will treat you. the more you bend over backwards to help others, more the universe shoves your head up your ass while you're back there

Karma punishes the good...
Your kindness IS perceived as weakness
It's not hypothetical it's already happening

welvome to the human race

so.... how do you navigate existence without is losing your compassion and caring?

51%.... that's always been my belief.
It's important to maintain a razor sharp edge on your metaphoric sword, or the universe will perceive you as being weak.

I am equally as caring and considerate and empathic and compassionate and selfless and giving, if not moreso

but tipping the scales to 51% on the side of self centeredness is the only way to sustain, otherwise the universe perceives you as being a welcome mat

If you are 51% compassionate, that's all it takes for the universe to shit on you

Anyone who doesn't have 51% self centeredness is inviting the universe to perceive them as a target. a victim

For every empathic effort you do in life, its essential to also have an equal selfish effort, or you've become a spitoon, a public urinal... a vending machine...

>>937567643

>>937567394

lol

awwwww..... dude, that was so sweet of you... really

im Going to take a screenshot now
Once in every blue moon, somebody will size it up really well, and I'll take screenshots...

But you did a really good job of articulating it

........... Thank you

It's nice to see that somebody's paying attention

Believe it or not I have a folder special for things like this... ive been doing this exact same thing since before they called it the internet, so you kind of just added to my portfolio...

And you did a very good job! i loved it

i'm going to cherish your words. not joking

>>937567728
You make Steven Seagal look like humble man.

>>937567394

And by the way I would be remiss if I failed to mention

What some of you young guys perceive as "an old man BRAGGING" is actually more just A HUMAN BEING WHO IS FLABBERGASTED THAT TODAY'S YOUNG ADULT MALES HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH SINCE I WAS YOUR AGE

That's all.... i don't.
Consider it bragging as much as I consider it giving case examples

It's not like i'm saying "hey i got tons of pussy so i am better than you"

Some of you may perceive it that way, but that's not my point.. i'm actually saying IF A LOSER LIKE ME COULD NAIL ALL THOSE WOMEN, THEN A YOUNG HANDSOME INTELLIGENT CLASSY GUIDE LIKE YOU CAN DO IT A LOT EASIER

See what i'm saying?
I'm not sure what happened
Something definitely happened
Something happened to humans
Somehow young men stopped focusing on hot dogging pretty girls

That was a HUGE HUGE change
Because since the dawn of man
Young men have been hot dogging pretty girls

Was the number one primary focus of being a young man on planet earth

But something happened
I know exactly what it was
And every time I say it in here
Realize i'm making more enemies

It was.
Video games

>>937567841
I'm 38, so I'm not exactly young anymore.
You're also arguing against shit I haven't said and attribute behaviors and opinions to me that are solely based on the stories that you make up in your mind.
Like this
>It's not like i'm saying "hey i got tons of pussy so i am better than you"
I've been giving you shit for going on about yourself ad nauseam. I literally don't care about how much pussy you get, nor do I consider pussy quantity an indicator of whether someone is better than me or not.
So defending yourself against made up arguments like that, just makes it appear like you are trying to assert dominance on those metrics while trying to preempt being called a braggard for bringing them up.

>>937568024

Dude I am so fucking pissed at samsung AGAIN

This isn't the first time samsung has completely ruined one of my phones with their updates
It's acting crazy. i just finished painstakingly.He stayed near me creating a decidedly thorough, needlessly loquacious soliloquy regarding this topic, having given it my very best effort...

And sure as fuck.. stupid fucking samsung update and the keyboard

The entire fucking thing got deleted autonomously. although it's frustrating for me, it's probably good good news for you LO.L

So I'm sitting here steaming about the deleted reply.And I stumbled upon the words
> quantity
> better than me

And oddly enough , that's exactly what my deleted comment was about

DUDE.. i Don't think i'm better than anyone, and I believe you are mispreceiving my intended message

i have never thought I was superior to anybody just because I got laid a lot
( well, it's fair to say I consider myself to be more experienced and probably a little bit more talented.When it comes to the gift of gab when face to face with a woman)

Being more talented through more experience doesn't equate to me being better than anybody

And I think it's important you know this
I'm not bragging
Not looking down my nose
I'm not saying i'm better than anyone

im saying:
I'M UGLY AND GROSS AND WEIRD
I've always been ugly and weird and gross
..........so
When I see all these young men ( it used to be a subset of society, but now it is becoming the majority) who believe believe the memes about women, who rely on bizarre far fetched hypothetical scenarios about the possibility of being "falsely accused of rape" to justify the fact that they had never even tried, when I see an entire generation become two entire generations of young adult man who metaphorically fantasize about obtaining a gaming chair.Then they do about obtaining a girlfriend....

It's really clear that something happened to humanity along the way

brb

>>937562821 (OP)
Did you know that niggers have educated themselves and have entered the middle class? They built the space shuttle and the Mississippi River.

>>937568536
You're a rather boring narcissist supplying yourself with attention by posting a monologue.
Even when you talk negatively about yourself, it is predicated on keeping the attention on you.

fuck off nazi. your hand is fine.

That reminds me of a girl that would pretend to be a bimbo even though she was a whore and then get insulted when I told her I liked when she ironically acted like a bimbo. When she got angry at me sometimes she'd grab my cock as hard as possible and I was into it.

When I see how drastically the mindset and interests of young adult males has changed in such a short amount of time...
I'm not thinking that i'm better than anybody else... this has nothing to do with me...
No sir, i'm busy being perplexed by exactly how the fuck did this massive transformation occur and why?
Because since the dawn of man, the human race has operated the same way:
Young males, being in their prime, have always been primarily focused on one thing:

HOT DOGGING PRETTY GIRLS

from the cavemen to the astronauts, HOT DOGGING PRETTY GIRLS has always been the driving force in their lives. it's how we've continued to exist as a species...
So it's not that I think i'm better than anyone, i'm just wondering what the fuck happened? how did humanity suddenly lose this drive in such a short amount of time?
I'm not looking down my nose at anybody
If anything, i'm trying to be a cheerleader for you guys, but none of you seem to go out on the field and play
Instead of thinking i'm better than you and bragging, i'm actually using myself as an example
Remember?... i'm not a handsome man. i've always been ugly and weird and pretty gross.
I'm simply saying
IF SOMEBODY AS UGLY AND WEIRD AS ME was capable of so many slam dunks
Then somebody as young and healthy and vital , as you guys can certainly do it as well.
What i'm saying is THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.PREVENTING YOU FROM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE RIGHT NOW
The only thing that's preventing these young men from succeeding with girls is THEMSELVES, believing in memes and telling themselves It's not worth even trying

INCELS, for example. the perfect example
There's nothing involuntary about self defeat
It has nothing to do with me being superior to anybody
I'm just making a simple observation. THEY are the reason they don't succeed because THEY never even try...
And then they complain about "women never giving them a chance"

If I can do it, THEY CAN TOO
And stop making excuses

https://youtu.be/vIQuLENsPJU?si=CLdjRFwBXhHVB0jQ

Learn how to dirty talk. You don't have to fake ape noises and if you do it right she'll be losing her mind.

>>937568612

That's fascinating... seriously, i found it riveting

Anyway... one last thing I was going to mention before I run:

There are a few times here and there that I indeed DO brag....

It's not the times when I tell the stories like getting to meet andy kaufman... or jayleno jay leno getting me drunk as fuck when I was only sixteen (he literally.
Drank my girlfriend and I under the table) or even the thing about having two living girlfriends who referred to themselves as my 'one singular girlfriend', all three of us sleeping in the same bed, or the time they talked for other strippers in the coming home with us, and I fucked all seven of them..

Because those aren't 'great feats' that demonstrate any particular 'impressive efforts' on my part, and are really more just crazy true stories, unlikely yet true tales, just shit that happened to me, crazy wild unlikely experiences that occurred... which I believe hold a certain intrinsic 'believe it or not' quality...

but unlike those various 'unlikely sounding war stories', there ARE indeed a few times i've bragged in here...

Just recently, even... like STEPHANIE...
Is the teenager from Liechtenstein, whose family were quite literally billionaires, owning one of the four largest banks in lichtenstein... The teenage girl who travel to lucerne switzerland regularly regularly just to go shopping, all by herself....

She was SUPER MODEL BEAUTIFUL
She had the most.
Unbelievably perfect facial structure
The perfect european phenotype
Absolutely.One of the most beautiful women i've ever seen in my entire life

YES..... i definitely brag about that
Because everybody tried to get stephanie
But i'm the one who had the best presentation I suppose

And then there is the time.
I was at a rave and I overheard some of the young groovers talking shit about "Mike Nevermind", one of the most important spokes in the entire rave wheel

>>937567643
oh shut the fuck up you tedious twat, nobody fucking cares

>>937568612

See, Mike Nevermind helped a lot of people in the rave scene, out of his own pocket, one of the most generous and and considerate guys considerate guys you could imagine, the facilitated the success and happiness of so many ravers...

Mike wasn't there that night, when my wife and I happened to overhear a conversation about Mike... it was some of our friends, part of our rave family, and they were the same ones who always asked mike for help.

But now they were badmouthing him...
blah blah Mike this Mike that he's a fucking asshole....

And HERE'S something i'm inclined to brag about:

I turned around and interrupted them:
" coincidentally, Mike was talking about YOU today, too"... then the one guy looked eager to hear the negative shit Mike had been saying about him.

I continued "Mike told me that you are one of the best, most trustworthy, capable of people he's ever met, and if he was ever in a jam, he would be lucky to have somebody like you at his side"

..................silence
That dudes facial expression dropped dead... his friends stood there with their mouths open... total silence

I turned the tables on them...
I held up a looking glass
And allow them to take a look at themselves

Of course, mike.
Never said anything about them
i was lying...

AND THEY LEARNED A VALUABLE FUCKING LESSON

Because they never knew I was lying
They always thought I was telling the truth, ( mike and I were best buddies) and that ended his "mike's an asshole" phase

THATS WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT

Or the time I was pulling into a convenience store to buy a pack of cigarettes, and as I whipped my car into the parking space, out of the corner of my eye, my peripheral vision caught a brief glance of a young girl...

(writings to be continued)

>>937568612

>boring
....says MR. EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

I found your opinion to be very hurtful
because YOU ARE MR. EXCITEMENT

Unlike me, you were BORN EXCITING!!!

It's all you've ever known, being exciting exciting people, end it all came so easy to you.

The natural genetic gift of excitement
one that I was not born with

So I think it's rather cruel of you to
Say mean hurtful things just because NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE AS EXCITING AS YOU

................... my mission statement has always been striving to meet YOUR demanding standards with excellence, and I feel I have failed on this fateful day

(hey, since you're down there already, would you mind scratching on the side of my right testicle? it itches.... no, the other side.. thats it, right there. thanks)

I SAW A BRIEF GLIMPSE OF A YOUNG GIRL STANDING IN FRONT OF THE CONVENIENCE STORE™

>>937569336
>>937569717
>>937570022
>(you)

>>937569441

Thanks for asking!!! and YES.....

YES.... when I say a young girl, choose.
Probably maybe fifteen years old?

And when I say I caught a brief glimpse of her, as I pulled my car into the parking space in front of the convenience store, in my peripheral vision I saw her notice my car was pulling in, and she quickly turned her head and covered her face with her hand...

And in this millisecond, already knew exactly why he turned and covered the side of her face

.............do you?

I'm curious how instinctial you are
It only took me one millisecond to correctly assess WHY fifteen year old girl quickly turned and put her hand up to her face

............. How long will it take you to know the answer?

>>937570189
>instinctial
Instinctual you dunce.

>>937569441

Using my gut instinct I already realized the situation at hand, so I didn't even look at the girl directly... i didn't need to... i learned all of the information.I needed simply by catching a glimpse of her out of my peripheral vision... I turned off my car and got out and headed into the store.

And as I approached the door, i suddenly cut a path to the right, walked directly up to her, and caught her.
Completely off guard when I intentionally GOT UP IN HER PERSONAL SPACE

Because I knew it was going to be cleft palate

And I was correct... this young teenage girl, with all of her hopes and dreams.And fears and prayers... having to face life with a disfiguring birth effect, is right there in the middle of her face, forever...

Is knew it when I pulled my car in..
so I had already prepared my approach

( i was 34 years old, and like I said i'm guessing she was 15... so I was well aware how unorthodox this was going to be, i had to do it for HER:)

she never even saw it coming. she had been turning and hiding from the world in many ways her entire life, so she assumed she it's successfully prevented me from noticing

She never had a chance to even blink her eyes, cause suddenly I was right up in her face...

With a relaxed calm confident smile

HOLDING HER CHIN WITH MY THUMB AND INDEX FINGER

Not joking
Is walked straight up to her and IS GRABBED HER FACE BY THE CHIN and began examining it...

"ahhhhh.... cleft palate. i see they did a very very good job with the surgery"

( i've studied internal medicine extensively, so she could probably see in my eyes.I knew exactly what I was talking about regarding the surgery)

Her face was frightened and shocked when my hand first contacted her chin, but as she listened to my words, the fear vanished. believe it or not it was now trembling anticipation

" do you know that cleft palate is IS THE MOST COMMON ingenital birth defect of them all?... more people have cleft palate than any other physical defect."

>>937569441

And I swear to fucking god, when she heard more people have collected palate than any other birth defect, she started to smile.

I continued, still caressing her chin between my index finger and thumb of my right hand

" you are in great company. you are one of the largest groups on earth"

That's when I closed the deal... i looked her deep into her eyes, but more into her soul

" oh my god!! oh my god your children are going to be SO BEAUTIFUL!!... i can see them now... and NO... NO do not going to have cleft palate, so don't even waste time worrying about that anymore!"

And she reached her arm out and put it on my chin

And she didn't say a word
She didn't need to
Her eyes said everything

I quickly pull out my car keys and turn around.And as I got into my winked my finger and pointed at her telling her... " you've got a gorgeous smile"

......... I could see.I was the first person who ever broke through and made her experience acceptance like that

THAT'S SOMETHING WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT..

Your God damn fucking right.I'll brag about that shit

Because you've never done anything like that in your entire fucking life

You'd be too afraid to do anything like that, and TOO SELFISH

So yeah, I guess Im capable of bragging
Or maybe it would be more accurate to say

I've got a few things worth bragging about

LIKE THE DAY I MET SUPERMAN IN A WHEELCHAIR

Writings will probably continue

>>937562821 (OP)
I'm not reading that. I'm not reading this thread. Why is there so much text in this thread. Write a novel, nigga.

>>937562821 (OP)
Best thing you can say is:

“I’m just trying to focus on not cumming early”

>>937569441
A DAY I MET SUPERMAN IN A WHEELCHAIR:
Well it was actually night time
I don't like walmart and I don't shop at walmart usually if I can help it
But it was a couple nights before christmas and in this mad rush, I needed to grab some cat food, so it was a quick in and out at walmart
And as I was headed to the cat food section, very much like the girl with cleft palate, i just happened to catch a glimpse in the corner of my eye
And that glimpse pulled me in

Is a young man... YOUNG adult...
In a wheelchair, rolling his way through the men's clothing section
Behind him walked his mother in tow.
Strangely, you could tell the way she was dressed and the way he was dressed that they were very WELL TO DO
They weren't you're typical low class walmart customers. you could tell they not only had money, more importantly CLASS... you could tell they were a good family.

i assessed all of this on that first glance, and when I focused on the son in the wheelchair, I was almost speechless, because he was SO HANDSOME
and SOOOOO ATHLETIC.....
I'm not exaggerating. he Was one of those guys with the ULTIMATE physique, broad shoulders and nothing but muscle, and a chiseled jaw, with a face that SO FUCKING HANDSOME he could have easily been a movie star.
I'm not gay, i'm completely comfortable saying HE WAS HOT AS SHIT!!!
Any woman would swoon over this guy
It almost.
Made me jealous how goddamn beautiful this guy was
So fucking strong and athletic, that he obviously.
Experienced a car wreck that permanently killed a lifetime of athleticism on some kind of epic scale
Because even the healthiest motherfuckers don't look this athletic
In that Millisecond I realized
His life was literally destroyed...
The blink of a moment
In a
Car wreck
and
he will never
walk
again
and...
it was Christmas
And even
those of us who aren't in wheelchairs
............ Feel.
The depression of the christmas blues

>>937562821 (OP)
I grunt and yell like a fucking lion, dude.
Women did it, makes them feel like they drove you mad.

>>937571012

I've got an even less unlikely scenario for you to ponder:

IS YOU GETTING A JOB

Maybe it's time you learned how to support yourself and stop relying on mommy?

Maybe then you'll earn the right to start telling other people what to do.

Until that day comes...
You can preorder my latest novel
Or read for free in the next post

While you are sucking these nuts

>>937563593
Dudes not making any sound when they come is a porn thing, not a real life thing.
So NOT making noise when you are busting into a fine pussy = fake.

>>937562821 (OP)
>Anyway, the next 10 times we had sex I would go "UNNNNNNHHHHHH" "UNNGGGHHHHHHH" every thrust and eventually she started crying because I basically treated her request for more enthusiastic sex as a prank
Yeah, this is a form of manipulation called "malicious compliance". Outside of Borderlines and Narcissists, it's a tactic most commonly utilized by literal children. So it makes sense that your girlfriend was upset, and that she left you; You have a cluster B personality disorder.

>>937562821 (OP)
>is this bullshit common among sex havers?
Just dont have sex anymore and you avoid the problem

>>937569441

So exactly like I did with the cleft palate girl, i walked DIRECTLY UP TO THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR

Stood right in front of him...
And intentionally didn't say a word for a few seconds...

Little dramatic buildup never hurt
He looked at me, like " uh oh. what's this guy going to ask me?"

You could see the heartbreak and the acceptance of loss in his mother's face .. you can see how much she loved her son

(again, I am not gay, but this young dude was IS SO GODDAMN GORGEOUS it was kinda hard to wrap my head around. with the physique of a god, like a motherfucking superhero, and a handsome square jawed face to match!
He could easily rip your head off and shit directly down your motherfucking neck without breaking a sweat.

A SHOCKINGLY PERFECT PHYSIQUE

......I spoke...

"dude....... I know, trust me I know... but you need to know something as well.... IF YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING BAD ASS!!!!"

right in front of his mother that's exactly what I said " YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING BADASS, DUDE!!!!" and i've saw his eyes do something like he did a double cake with his eyes, shocked that I would even see into his life like this.

I continued...
" is and the funniest part? THIS HAS MADE YOU EVEN MORE OF A BADASS!!! IS THIS MADE YOU EVEN TOUGHER, SON OF A BITCH!"

And he almost looked like he was going to start crying , but he was actually happy and he looked at his mother and she looked at him and....

and..... his mother looked me in the eyes and told me, " THANK YOU SO MUCH.... YOU DON'T REALIZE HE NEEDED TO HEAR THAT RIGHT NOW IN PARTICULAR"

...... But she was wrong

I indeed DID realize it....
That's exactly why I wasn't grabbing cat food at that moment

Sometime.
S all it takes is just a few words and a little bit of insight to make somebody's day a little bit better

And in my life, i've always been the first onr to offer this type of empathy

So before you start labeling me s self centered, maybe you should count how many times you've done this same thing

>>937562821 (OP)
>Telling someone you have sex with, instructing them on how to behave, isn't that dehumanizing?
That's the entire point of D/s, incel.

>>937562821 (OP)
very early on in my sex life I got a similar request. I took it seriously because I'm not retarded, but also it came from an older woman I was frequently banging. She had little to say by way of my skill in bed, meaning I wasn't incompetent, and she wasn't criticizing, but she simply wanted to know or ensure that I was also enjoying sex and that she was doing a good job of pleasuring me.

>That being said, what should I have done? Is fake grunting supposed to be hot?
That's the thing, you don't have to fake it. Letting out a moan when you first enter. Sounds of pleasure as you kiss. Saying "Yes, yes" "Like that" "Keep going, just like that" "Oh fuck your pussy is so tight" "You looks so good" is all she wants to hear, and it's not you faking it. You'll feel awkward about being vocal but it'll only last for a session or two. And both of you are in the most vulnerable state a person can be in, you're literally inside of her, relax and have fun, enjoy yourself, you're not performing military duty. Eventually as you talk more you'll get more comfortable and more creative, and it'll help her gain confidence too. Imagine how it feels for her to get on top, riding the fuck out of you and you're dead silent. Even if you are meeting her thrusts, it's the equivalent of starfishing for men. So just moan a little, if the sex feels good enough for you to orgasm then it feels good enough for you to moan and deliver some dirty talk and compliments.

>>937562821 (OP)
Asshole, you're not doing it right. If your not compelled to breathe like you have just run a marathon, have her feel your heart beating in you chest and grunt like you pubic hair is on fire, and maybe in the heat of the moment, choke her a bit and make her tell you she's you cunt. Your a secret gay!!

>>937562821 (OP)
>he doesn't imitate nigel thornberry during sex