So, my 7 year old son has developed hemorrhoids, treated with a suppositry and topical ointment to stop him scratching his arse today.
This morning, I had an unannounced visit from a social worker to complete a "welfare check" because my son has been going around telling anyone who will listen "my daddy puts his fingers in my bottom so he can squirt the special cream in there".
I'm raising a retard, aren't I?

>>937565965 (OP)

Guess you gotta rape the social worker now.
Lulz XD rape everyone Always.

>>937565965 (OP)
Have you considered... aborting him?

>>937565965 (OP)
haha, harbio gummy bears have quite the affect on my intestines, might do the same for your kid.

Should’ve gotten his mother to do that that’s woman’s work

>>937565965 (OP)
Giv me the speshul cream OP

>>937565965 (OP)
Sounds like a starting point of a plot
from a South Park episode.
(The one that Cartman wants go to a forster family)

>>937566201
We're divorced and it's my week to have custody of the little tard.

>>937566635
>of the little tard.
there is a slur for child, the english translation is roughly shit-ling.

>>937566840
til!

>>937565965 (OP)
infuse his food with THC oil, he'll be the chillest lil dude out there