Thread 937574738

S/Fur It broke...

Waiting for you

wtf is this tea app thing?

?

if i cared about tea i would bum around /ck/s tea thread.

apparently some iPhone app where women can post pics of men along with "red flags" on why not to date them.
I swear I learn about the weirdest things through twitter trends.

If only IT would give me access to this repo so I don't have to mindlessly surf the web.

>>937574999
I heard about it from drama channels on yt

>>937575215
>drama channels on yt
sounds exhausting

its interesting that an app like that is not only allowed to exist but if i made one called coffee and solely allowed men to post about which women are whores and to stay away from it would more than like be removed quickly, funny that

>>937575277
so much for Apple's "walled-garden" approach to apps

>>937575277
do it

red flags usually mean pirates.

>>937575422
that would be skull and crossbone flag eth, also hi eth

pat pat

YARR

>>937575506
historically if a pirate vessel would reveal that they were pirates they would fly an all black flag or an all red flag. to have a skull... really anything embroidered on your pirate flag was actually virtually unheard of.

>>937575551
o:

the more you know

i dont know where the trope of bones/spooky symbols on flags came from. it might'f been used by some real pirates. but certainly less than if any.

i got like... 2 hours into Conway last night.....

my brain is going off on Timbuktu right now and i'm all wtf.

FRIDYA

My brain is going all WTF in so many places right now. both in the now and in the 1790's and in america and africa and wtf the UK?

By the gods let me doe before the real dystopia sets in.

>>937577312
I stare into the headlights!

Dead.

I had trouble getting my mom off the phone and now I feel bad that I did.

for shame

>>937578311
domestic abuse

ya, I'm a bad person

Depends what was the reason

she was just really chatty and after an hour I was feeling exhausted and wanted to get back to work

>>937578963
why not tell her to take the call outside? lol

The few times I agree with Nick

>>937579065
because it was me that was on the phone with her?
I don't live with my mom (surprising, I know).

>>937579742
then call her back and say sorry but that you are busy posting furry porn

>>937580254
drink poison feralfag pedo

Another Friday

>>937580526
not like these things are uncommon

Thank God I'm not a furry.

>>937580566
I guess I just got excited

>>937580631
Same

>>937574782
Can we get more Loona, plz?

>>937581091
on meth is crazy
but I'll take it

>>937581091
Florida Loona

>>937581261
lol speaks in smoker voice

>>937581577
AI has no idea how a camera looks
ironic

>>937581489
More violent anime girls.

>>937582031
Aw

>>937582026
YES

Will stop but pleased to see another person who appreciates murderous anime girls

weird

>>937582254
you get off to hyper tits

>>937582344
and?

>>937582447
would glitch duplicate in poke pc

>schoolgirls
mid

>>937582392
This is fun

Shika.

死

不

nick = homosex

興奮

我永远爱你朱迪

血

floof

ahh now that was a real dream! none of that lameass school project bs

escape from dystopian walled city, (sexy) adventures in The Zone (tm)

err noice
was there cats this time?

>>937585004
no but there was power armor, alien artifacts, and pale pillowy butt-cheeks (that i fucked)

cursed runes

>>937585060
That's just the average Fallout 4 modding

>>937585253
i understand now

>>937585290
You're gonna go mod FO4 for more funs?

>>937585361
probably not lol, but the dream was quite entertaining

I am very sleepy

everybody eepy today
so am I and i dont like

i am learning so much bad news today and im tired of it.

another dude died?!

>>937585793
150,000 humans die a day last i checked census date. thats the least of my worries.

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

>>937585793
Who now

I would imagine there are still communities in africa that haven't invented timekeeping in any sense.

>>937586279
How do they log their billable hours at work

maybe they live in a communist utopia where everybody gets the same wage

>>937586550
its not even small hunter gatherers that barely even know how to use the sun to estimate how much time they have before it gets dark.
Its like, even minor cities. no one has clocks, or watches. your work is completely agriculture or hunter/gatherer based. you get 'paid' in how many monkey corpses you bring back home for butchering.

i should cash in my own corpse for butchering when im done

>>937587025
Can I have your corpse?

I'm not sure I was meant for the monkey corpse butchering life

got all sorts of tasty things for camping this weekend :3

also got approved for loan on the land

>>937588402
sir this is a strict no :3 zone

>>937588402
Monkey corpses?

>>937588686
nah i don't really eat meat

>>937588702
Just as well can never tell when you've cooked out the Marburg

except penis

>>937588940
i don't eat it...
just suck and lick a bit, for the flavor

:3

>>937588940

expect penis

Catula don't bite
Catula scrape and lick

wouldt catula eventually draw blood just by licking? we should consult cat

It's at most 60F in most of the house
It's 80F outside
and its prolly close to 100F in my room
I being able to traverse 3 completely different biomes in a matter of single digit steps is wild to me.

I was so desperate to get away from sunlight earlier today that I slept on the living room floor like a dog.

I laid down a blanket and pillow and went to sleep. I was so grateful when I heard a clap of thunder and rain came pouring after.

>>937591704
>living room floor

That should read "hallway floor." The living room floor would've placed me in direct sunlight.

a case for curtains

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun

owo

>>937592165
DO YOU EVEN PRAISE THE SUN!?!?!

>>937592222
THE SUN GOD BLESSETH THEE WITH THOUT DIVINE 2S!

man, i really don't have the energy to yell like that right now

DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL

>>937591782

I mean, they only do so much to keep out sunlight.

>>937593340
depends on the curtains i guess
we have some blinds for our bedroom that do a great job blocking out light, nice to come back home on a hot day to a cool dark space

I miss happy fridays.

Happy Happy
Joy Joy

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