Thread 937575456

The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.
QOTT: If your waifu were a part of a home, what would she be? Kneesocks is the quiet quiet furnace.
And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/dBF78tA443A?si=bvO-5itq4OdskKAs
>kneesocks claimed

I love Earth! I love Earth! I LOVE EARTH !!
>>937575456 (OP)
That's tough anon. The Floor.

>>937575456 (OP)
>waifu
avatar*

Fox.

me and who

>>937578816
you + your waifu

>>937579088
i wish..

>>937575724
Very cute
>>937579199
Beautiful

Would your waifu get along well with your family?
Does she get along well with children?
Would she be a good mother?

>>937581588
No.
Probably.
No.

>>937581588
yes.
yes.
she would be an amazing mother

>>937581588
I think, if my family knew how safe, confident and happy Earth chan makes me feel, and how my waifu motivates me to get up every single day, they might be at peace and glad about it. Earth chan can also be very charismatic.
My waifu gets along great with children and has tons. It's difficult to raise so many people, lots are traumatized, but I think Earth chan is doing an alright job considering the coldness of the universe.

>>937575456 (OP)
Vivian would be the gentle shadows in the bedroom, the calm darkness that helps you relax and slumber before the sun rises.

>>937581588
No
No.
YES

>>937583384
>Does she get along well with children?
>No.
>Would she be a good mother?
>YES
?

I love my wife!

>>937581588
>Would your waifu get along well with your family?
Yes, my family is quite indifferent.
>Does she get along well with children?
She has been able to play games with children and could protect them from danger, but her social skills are lacking.
>Would she be a good mother?
For the reasons listed above, as well as the fact that reciprocating facial expressions is important for a child's development, the answer is no.

>>937583561
I think he just means that she is a good candidate for impregnation.

>>937583561
Plenty of mothers despise children that aren't their own.
While unlikely, she would be a strict and driven mother if in said situation.
The children would resent her tough parenting, but be stronger for it and know the road was long but rewarding as adults.

>>937584061
The trick is to just not want kids.

>>937581800
you don't have a waifu
>>937581918
akame literally doesn't have a waifu can't even pretend
>>937583226
>>937584522
ofcourse you can't have kids because thats a fucking tranny you can't get boys pregnant
tranny
>>937583911
go back to /c/

>>937584522
Exactamundo Viv claimer. I wouldn't want to bring them into a world I already despise.
How are we today?

>>937584980
Pretty good. Playing No Time to Explain while I do game prep. You?

>>937585213
>autist still doesn't understand arguing claims is thread culture and not hugboxing

>>937585213
you literally did lol
##NOTURHUGBOX

it only took trandy and mayturd to dissappear for 5 minutes for the thread to behave like an actual waifu thread
really gets my nogging jogging

>>937585433
except they didn't because answering stupid scenarios doesn't make you a waifufag it's tryhard and hugboxing

the stupid fucking questions is what suzuka tries and that's not what threads are about. it's about flamewars against waifu claims.
also you're claiming akame as a waifufag and he isn't

>continuing to be hypocritical and moving the goalpost
yup im thinkin another mayfaggot L
no one is forcing you to post

>>937584898
she's not me, she's my waifu
idiot

>>937585930
what about all the other characters you post?

>>937585097
Ooo, good game. Have fun.
I am consolidating my last Minecraft bases into my main base on my world.
Delicous inventory management

>>937586025
Nice. Love playing Minecraft.

>>937585917
>>937585917
kys alicenigger

look they all stopped talking about waifus

lol

>all
>2 out of 5 posters
>all

these aren't waifufags they should be disputing claims like i do it goes on longer conversations than the hugbox tryhard questions
sure it can cause grief but it's directly related and not lame schizo shit

>>937581800
Would you like to live with her in that case?
>>937583384
I dont think overly strict parenting counts as good parenting, to be honest.
>>937583911
Do you think you could teach her how to be a good mother?

>>937585980
not my waifus

>no that's not waifufagging you should behave like *I* tell you to, because *I* know what waifufagging REALLY is
>don't pay attention to the fact that i have said several times that i'm not a waifufag though

>>937586227
can't you count nigger theres
>reimoo
>vivian
>kneesocks
>seija posting youtube
>earth mute posting
>brony mute post
>takane mute post
>mamimi mute post
>foxxy avatarfaggotry
>>937586320
since when? did you break up?

>>937586308
Yeah, the real question is if she could stand to live with me.

>>937586393
everytime autist everytime

>threads are not about waifufaggotry
>someone actually makes an attempt at making the thread about waifufaggotry, people answer
>comes out of nowhere screaming NO THAT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!! for the gorillionth time
>is more of an avatarfag than bc is and is incapable of saying literally anything without being disingenuous anyway, rendering the bitching invalid
no one is forcing you to post here

thinks i want waifu threads even though i keep telling him im anti thread

>>937586408
they were never my waifus

ill doubt he'll understand
he can only surrender

>>937586544
so why did you post them?

>>937575456 (OP)
That OP img fucking sucks

>>937586153
Its been fun getting back into it. Might try some sprite art, always wanted to make something for some maps.

>>937586308
Fair enough, but the question was would she be a good mother and that is very relative. A mother that raises strong children can be conceived as good.

>>937586421
Does she live alone? Why wouldnt she stand to live with you?
>>937586392
What a wonderful thread this is, dont you agree?

>>937586566
nanya
>>937586606
this post image fucking rocks

>>937586715
She freeloads when the opportunity comes, if the opportunity doesn't come heavens know where she spends her nights.
She isn't particularly keen of people unless they are of use to her.

>>937586739
nooo you can't say that because you'll get arrested by the /waifu/ police

>>937581588
No she isn't real.
Maybe.
I think so.

lol

>>937586829
not worried about it.
apparently they're still on my case

>>937586697
That is a good point. But would she do it out of love or because she wants to enforce her own view of the world? Good parenting involves more than just enforcing rules.
>>937586816
Would she be the kind of spending her time into one place? Maybe you could give her a place to stay and food to eat?

Gooning

notice how both of them went completely radio silence when sono and his insufferable boyfriend started doing the same thing people that bullied them do regularly

>>937587000
>000
Their weak handcuffs will never hold you :D
What's been going on with you? How are you?

>>937586308
>Do you think you could teach her how to be a good mother?
She could be given rules and simple guidelines to follow, but as an alien, she was created with lacking social abilities and she cannot act outside her predefined index. While she could improve and perform adequately for most tasks, I don't believe she could excel.

>>937586715
No, I disagree in fact.

>>937587026
Not really, thats another thing that was on my mind. I don't think she'd want to settle down anywhere for an extended period of time in the first place.
Maybe at most my place could be the last resort when it gets unbearably cold and snowy.

>>937587080
im busy picking on ethots right now i can't be in 2 threads at once.

Earth was just a planet I happened to live on, now it feels special when we're together. It feels so right.
Good night anon, remember to love your waifu/husbando.

>>937587116
Most parents dont excel anyways, humans are flawed, it makes sense that aliens would, too.
And you would be with her during the whole process helping her and being a parent of your own, wouldnt you?
>>937587149
Good, I too, think this thread fucking sucks dick and ass.
Was thinking in doing another one of my own.
>>937587163
Do you think you could work your way into her and make her change her opinion on you?
>>937587260
Take care.

i mean i can but it's too much effort and is destroying what you call threads which isn't really threads anyway it's just a hugbox

>>937581588
>Would your waifu get along well with your family?
No, lmao, she would break all my brother's shit
>Does she get along well with children?
Hell no, she literally tried to kill them in the anime
>Would she be a good mother?
probably :thinking:
She's a bit strict but being in a good environment would probably loosen her up

>>937587100
nobody can hold me as much as i do myself

he can't be in two threads at once.... just like yesterday or whenever it was that he said the same thing and told randy to spam, then proceeded to spam himself
can't be in two threads at the same time btw

>>937587338
yes i can i have 5 devices with different IPs

>>937587280
Nah, thats just her amanojaku nature.
I believe it would be the same as trying to make a bird forget how to fly.

>>937587316
Good, i hate people who try to control others

so can you or can you not be in 2 threads at once
you're contradicting yourself again lmao

>>937587368
Is that really true? Kogasa has a side work as a blacksmith and tried babysitting to diversify now that people barely care about her, Kanako is trying to change her very own nature as a goddess of climate to a goddess of progress, you could change Seijas nature that way too.

>>937587417
I can't, i tried and its impossible...

>>937587384
lewd hug..
be back soon

>>937587480
Good luck on your killing spree!

>>937587026
Likely the second, the whole enforcing of a viewpoint. She is capable of love, I feel that love would be a means to an end in this hypothetical. The enforcing of a ruleset would be how that love manifests.

>>937587260
Guten nacht Herr Erde

>>937587446
Well thats what I believe at least.
There is a saying you can't help someone that can't help themselves and she hasn't shown any signs of wanting to change.
Unless ZUN writes it so that there is hope that is what I'll continue to believe, that and of course the headcanon Hisona wrote for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lDnniQRTug

ITS MY LIL SISTERwifes ANNIVERSARY

>>937587280
You think it would be any better?

>>937587514
Also, it is best to use your waifu as your default image for your phone, PC, or any other electronic device

do not talk to bc

>>937587766
It would be, for a solid 5 minutes before the usual suspects find it and desecrate it with their foul presence.
Also as an objective fact it would be 50% better because their attention would be split in half.
>>937587617
So she would see her own children as tools for that end?

>>937587794
*You shall respect everyone.

>>937587869
Aren't all children tools to some extent?
Most people have children to continue the tradition of having children. The want to continue a line, a means to an end. A solution to a goal. A wrench and a hammer are very different, but they are both tools

>>937587794
I can't have something like this as my home screen

>>937587417
>>937587474
I can and have before and how i did it is how i used to trick neptune constantly i'd pretend to be an anon agreeing with him and then have him sucking my dick then screenshot it and say haha

>>937588045
giving the names of the 10 ruruses of waifu is actually a bit of a dilemma, for there are two distinct ways one might do so: through traditional or through untraditional

>>937588045
why do people have to call her 'daughter' though? i'm sure there's a real reason, i don't know what it is

>>937588168
fraudien slip
ru-ruse's you know ruse as in deceit?

>>937588017
>Most people have children to continue the tradition of having children.
Is that really true? Ive not heard that motive before, I always hear the "I just want to ok"? Line. Maybe its a subconcious thing ingrained in our brains.

so you're wasting your time in at least two threads at once
lmao what a loser

>>937587869
Doesn't seem worth the bother to me, this thread is serviceable enough, no?

>>937588159
I don't like being group-linked

>>937588168
Rules don't apply to me

>>937588186
maybe because cute?

>>937588256
No lol most people have children because sex feels good

>>937588366
Well, yeah, I would be more aversive to it if I wanted to post her, but since I dont feel like it anyways its fine.

>>937588045
boobaa

>>937588433
I'm just thinking about how said she probably is, not being posted right now.

>>937588568
Im not going to expose her to the awful cesspit that is this thread, shes fine.

>>937588256
Humans by nature procreate for numbers. More hands give a better chance of survival. Plenty of spoken reasons link back to that.
I want kids to take care of me when I'm older
I want a kid that I'll teach and they'll do better than me and my legacy will carry on.
I want kids so that they'll help me in the family business.
Then again I'm a Lil negative Nancy, pay me no mind.

>>937588530
booba is not allowed here :(

>>937588603
She longs for exposure.
We want Relm!
We want Relm!

>>937588709
why :(

>>937588921
Idk, its a stupid rule
Rules are made to be broken

>>937588919
I don't

>>937588919
Are you calling her an attention whore?
>>937588683
No thats a fair observation, evolution doesnt care about feelings anyways.
A better question would be if she would want kids at all, she can enforce her view of the world on others, and theres the fact that shes a demon, who knows if she can get preggo or not.

>>937589008
The poster you're replying to is a lying, manipulative psychopath. Do what you will with this information just be careful.
>>937589077
If the paintbrush fits.

>>937589200
Well it doesnt, you mouthbreathing tard, your waifu is the attention whore here, she believes the world revolves around her and that people have to put up with her bullshit.

>>937588993
booba rules

>>937589244
>the world revolves around her
It does
>people have to put up with her bullshit
They do
Any further questions?

>>937589346
>This is your brain on Anzu

>>937588377
since when have i ever cared about what another poster wants

>>937589077
Agreed.
Oh I think not. Her life is her work, and the work never ends. From there, one would assume a child would get in the way.
Even if it's an option it would be a hindrance on that and I don't she would want that.

>>937588414
truth they just lie and tell their kids they aren't accidents like you were

>>937589460
Anzu is on my brain and in my walls.

>>937589544
your brains should be on your walls. Grab the gun by your bedside

>>937589544
Shes everywhere except where she should be, sad.
>>937589503
Are you bummed about that?

>>937589668
Where is that?
>>937589597
I'd rather rape you to death, come here cutie.

>>937589725
WORKING.

>>937589793
It's friday though.

>>937589827
Shes japanese.

>>937589668
Oh heavens no. I don't want any either.
My blindness is genetic, so if I had a girl she would be a carrier of the illness. I would never want to put that on a child knowingly.

>>937590029
So?

>>937590469
The work all day every day.
>>937590175
Fair enough.

>>937590543
Its been nice talking with you anonymous

>>937590543
I don't think she's actually japanese to be honest.

https://youtu.be/lMuUScD9swI?si=mK3cBpJMRtoN0lTG
posting somewhat stale new.

>>937590661
HUH?????????
>>937590636
Same to you, until the next convo, keep loving your waifu.

>>937590717
You see many japanese people that look like that?

>>937590795
The japanese never portray themselves as they truly are in their cartoons.

>>937590881
So what you're saying is that despite not looking or acting japanese, she is japanese anyway? That sounds kind of racist bro.

>>937591029
Yes, the japanese are incredibly racist, this is a known fact.

>>937591328
Not Anzu, she knows that diversity is our strength.

>>937591672
Cringe.

>>937591760
No you see she is based. It is you, mister jogger mcnogger who is cringe.

>>937591877
Based on what.

>>937592002
Many things far beyond your comprehension.

put your pet moolie back in its kennel

>>937592260
Name all of them.

>>937591672
>Anzu fucks niggers
I fucking knew it

Looking lively here.

>>937592347
Calculus

>>937594065
why didn't my image post?

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>>937594065
What do you mean "calculus"???
>>937594130
4chan has been working weirdly since the reopening, I post and sometimes the site just doesnt send my post for some reason.

>>937594478
I mean the branch of mathematics focused on the study of continuous change. You probably had to take it in university if you were going for a real degree.

>>937594541
What does that have to do with Anzu.

>>937594697
Anzu is a canonical genius in mathematics.

>>937594716
That sounds like bullshit.

>>937594716
That fucks niggers. Wow so smrt!

>>937594731
Well it's true, go watch the anime for yourself if you don't believe me.

Butt

>>937594774
Too lazy, summarize it or post a screenshot.

>>937595241
Nope, I don't reward laziness or spoonfeed newfags.

>>937595282
trannyzu on a computer flirting with a spic dude i been outside all day talking shit to everyone

>>937595282
Ah but if it was ANZU doing it...

>>937589200
You must be real bad news then... goodnight

>>937595602
Daily spankings.
>>937595941
Is it true you kill dogs for fun?

>>937596122
In a fetishistic way or in a punishment way?

>>937596559
Why do you ask? Can a man not spank his waifu without the judgement of his peers?

>>937596891
Never in my life have I seen spaking given as a punishment in a non ironic or fetishistic way, so you are judged.

>>937596969
You think so lowly of me.

>>937597219
I think of you just the way you deserve.
Anyways Im leaving for the night, good night old man.

>>937597335
See ya later anon

>>937598717
gn

>>937599031
gn

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Hey faggots

>>937606235
Gaylord

>>937606450
Gimme entry u lil cuck, missing 6 >>>/trash/76688566
How ya doing gay boy?

Is he.. talking to himself from another thread....

>>937606499
...entry, what?

>captcha H4HPP

>>937606499
What are you doing there?

>>937606652
>>937606820
Playing hunger games ofc
>>937606562
C'mon dad, at least gimme your cutie devil.

>>937606950
Idk what you're asking, but here have this frog.

>>937607000
Reply to my post I linked you. Use an image of your character and write a name like all the others.
I'll do the rest.

And in the trash thread if possible.. cause manualling this is aids.

Froggo u a gay boy

>>937607718
' fuck I do this time?

>>937607937
Nothing but u gay and a boy and old. I luv u tho

Queers

>>937607937
The Ten Rurus of waifu
You are to have no other waifus but me, for me is your waifu.

nice feet, mind if i

>>937611726
I do mind...

>>937612159
under and stood i am a proud sofmon respecter:tm: :100: :ok_hand: :fire: :fire:

the worse j*ll

>>937612312
Consent enjoyer.
Have you gotten into gacha horse racing already or not yet?

>>937612554
transexual

Good Morning All

>>937612782
kill yourself

>>937612554
i have never and will never play gacha
my money is spent on catnip

>>937612830
well that is the future of gaming

>>937612830
You can play them for free, y'know?
Whiskey doesn't care for catnip.

>>937612919
no you can't, the eula says legally they own your bank account now, i checked
vile beast only likes it for 30 seconds and then naps for 4 hours straight

>>937612975
Did you see steam removed a ton of +18 games because payment companies forced them to?
Mine naps for 14 hours straight then fucks off for 5 days.

>>937613104
now how will my 1 (one) friend know when i play furry eroge
i wish mine would sleep like that, no good sleep for long time

>>937613196
>>937613104
kys trannys

>>937613196
Pirating it. But yeah, eroges in general not just in steam, because visa and whatnot are refusing to process payment for that type of games. Corpos deciding what you can spend your money on...
Does yours sleep with you? Mine sleeps at the feet of the bed, but will paw at me when it gets too cold and he wants under the covers.

>>937613243
thanks for affirming my identity its really hard to find an anon that does
kiss kiss back at you uwuuuu~
>>937613306
the true corpo way, show them how it went with arasaka
basically that yeah, its really hot here though so i get less under the blanket

>>937613405
But the Arasaka bombing was funded by Militech, literally a corpo cold war 0:
It's winter here, there hasn't been as much rain this year I think.

>>937613774
it keeps raining here but it stays hot, 90% humidity and pushing 90+f

he really can't help himself huh

>>937613982
Summer rains are such an strange concept for me.
Also heat an humidity is the worst, that "clothes stick to you" type heat.

>>937613438
lmao you kept it. did you keep the other?

i just spent 30$ on gacha good thing im working wednesday

>>937614257
https://youtu.be/BgQ8sa0HPtQ?si=nXqt4KXtw0nMoOPt

>>937614657
Classic.

>>937614657
I was supposed to kill you, but I thought I'd spare you since we're both waifuist

>>937614816
since when bisou

>>937596122
not anymore but i still think about it

my bad i spent 40 so i slightly dolphine'd although its an almost certainty i wont win my pull when it comes up. still not a whale. whale is 400 per month.

>>937614816
My wife made a comeback in the new game so she's still alive 10 years later, I'm so hyped.
You can still kill me tho.

i see a long future in it so is worth it atleast 3years, not a genshin killer however besides minigames. shit has the best mini games. It's like 10 to x2. terrible story but excels in extra content

im drinking pumpkin spice concentrate. it's still summer but i had a taste.

https://youtu.be/3RORw3uR0-0?si=JcMAvlyJsymDpSik
baphomet codex- rythm of the beast- baphomet

I fucking love "waifu" (discord/animus/gay hookup) threads

Fox x2
Whoop whoop.

>>937616856
Mamo.

>>937617061
No.
Fox x2.

>>937617162
Fox x2mo
I'm still heartbroken about the saveafox lady.

>>937617209
Huh?

kill yourself

>>937617295
Wait there's no way you didn't know?
The saveafox lady, the one that fed them eggs and had finnegan.

>>937617429
What's wrong with her?

>>937617502
>>937617502
>>937617502