Thread 937592354

Billion Dollar Pussy edition

Old thread: >>937582226

lil bro straight goonin to salma

>>937592614
Brocollihead "lil bro" head ass.

Broccoli

>>937592614
Japonese curry

I need her to fuck me in the ass with a strap on

allison im having pork chops (again) :DD

>>937593333
thats a korean tho

I need to lick the BBC going in and out of her pussy

shts mad dejj

RAPE

uhhhh okay then

>>937593965
i would squish those cheeks like this

holy dejj

>>937594137
not if they all puffed out

holy fking DEJJ

IT'S DEJJ AS FK

>>937594371
those cheeks are just askin to be poked by me

>>937594431
noooo too much air

why is brocky eating pork chops again?

>>937594553
pork chops are tasty i get it

>>937594425
DEJJ AS FUQ
>>937594494
this is far too adorable

WHOOOLY DEHJ

>>937594582
awww

Tried watching a moob out in the yard but too many squitos bitin.
Decided to KMS (Keep Myself Safe) and come back inside.
I HATE IT HERE

>>937594645
*poke*

>>937594717
nOOO

>>937594582
homemade horseradish

>>937594752
the urge is too strong!!!

>>937594798
>3 big jars of homemade horseradish

>>937594810
i understand and i forgive u

>>937594843
hoooooooly based. you made it?

>>937594879
i'm glad you're so understanding <33
>>937594883
nah relative made it. he retired from farming and now he's making horseradish

>>937594943
crazy uncle Dave's making horseradish now huh. that's awesome

>>937594943
i'm uhhh on one

>>937592354 (OP)
>>937592399
absolutely would

>>937595004
it's extra spicy too!!!
>>937595025
ohhhhhh MAN those cheeks are meant for kissin

>>937595115
you fixin to smooch me or somethin????

>>937595115
the best kind choli. it's raw horseradish right it's not like a creamy style is it

>>937595228
would you be upset if i did
>>937595270
nahhh its RAW bro

>>937595348
sucks you got it after you got your bday steak but throw it on the meat next time. it'll change everything. or did you have it then?

>>937595348
...... no :3

>>937595465
nah i didn't have it for my birthday, legit got it like 2 days ago. i'm considering putting it on some fried chicken
>>937595497
*kisses u* :))

>>937595634
mmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

>>937595658
<33

>>937595886
<3

>>937595634
tbh I've never tried that but that sounds like it might be really good. fkn do it

>>937595933
what are you up to today bro
>>937595960
i figure it might taste good with the fried chicken skin

>>937596143
havin a drink and a slice and avoiding chores

fri day night

>>937596176
sounds extremely comfy. i hope you're drinking the choli special (milk or redbull)!!!

>>937596277
it's beer but i have such deep love for the choli special

>>937596505
>it's beer
tsk tsk you naughty boy. i'm going to have to come over to your house and punish you now!!!

>>937596143
hell ye boi let me know how that goes

>>937596281
I'm prayin she put on sunscreen!

>>937596601
w-what? really?

>>937596675
will do!!!
>>937596722
yes yes we do not condone beer drinking here!!! I'll have to think of a punishment now just give me a sec

>>937596803
choli is gonna... you know what best not give ideas

>>937596860
i'm going to pour out all your beer and then give YOU a kiss irl

>>937596905
>>937596860
>>937596803
>>937596722
>>937596721
>>937596601
>>937596675
Not celebs

>>937597080
On second thought, given the absolutely beautiful golden brown color of her skin I'm gonna guess she knows what she's doin and keep my yapper shut!

a punishment must also come with a small reward after to make you realize how bad the punishment truly is

>>937597169
Fuck off, not a celeb.

>>937597310
thats why i give eunchy a pat on the head after I make her drink my piss

>>937597502
please do not

why is beady replying to a botposter

shit thread

why is beady punishing me specifically

>>937597509
Absholootly cheeky Dua!
She has every business bein so smug.

what if i mentioned that it was dead for the 800th time this week, would that be funny or clever or good or insightful or fucking anything?

>why is beady replying to a botposter
Why do I feel like I've explained this before? Oh wait...

>>937597588
You know how when you were a kid and have a magnifying glass and you would burn ants?
You just so happen to be the one under the magnifying glass tonight.

I'm gonna target ONLY YOU for punishment.

>>937597591
Not a celeb, pedophile

>>937597588
come to choli for protection i will be your safe haven

Sex with Liv
>>937597588

>>937597653
well its nice to be the center of attention

>>937597883
now THIS i can support

>>937597883
Sex avec* Liv (classier)

>>937597923
Unprotected, vaginal sex, with Olivia Rodrigo until completion

>>937597991
yes, co-sign! this all sounds good!

kill yourself parker

Whom to post 2nite...

>>937597923
Havin your turn in the sun... LITERALLY. B)

>>937598029
Ejaculate into Olivia's womb at the height of her ovulation, a high chance of a planned pregnancy

choli getting lewd! :0

We may not all agree but yes this is what a celeb looks like.

>>937598239
I disagree

>>937598184
shhhhhh dont tell anyone

He's literally me.

>>937598077
yes!

rhubarb cake time

superman was delightful, and rachel was a good lois lane <3

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

Somethin's off... somethin's missin ITT...
Oh wait I know what it is!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOIN CRAAAAAAAAAZY I'M CRAZY I'M MENTALLY UNWELL AND I REFUSE ASSITANCE AAAAAAAAAAAH BLARRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHG HEHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHO AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA

That's better. That fixed it.

rhubarb cake gets the choli stamp of approval i very much enjoyed that

oh no, when the family of the princess
Belle Delphine woke up todays they found
Belle Delphine's cat in the fireplace! He was
roasted to a crisp!

choli suckin on asian tiddy

>>937599113
only if its mayas

maya higa except she's naked

>>937598945
rhubarb and strawberry is s+ tier frfr

>>937599568
this was just plain rhubarb no strawberry but yes i agree

Why have kpoppies invaded cel?

>>937599903
Don't encourage them.

>>937593080
Why isn't there a webm of this one with her tits springing free?

i'm a kpop fan now

>>937599930
>>937599229
>>937599008
>>937598945
>>937598869
>>937598446
>>937598321
>>937598184
>>937598105
Not celebs, fuck off

>>937599947
what other pops do you like? i like strawberry crush.

>>937599903
I blame nessanon for posting Rose. It put us above the critical mass of asian celebs

>>937600150
does redbull count as a pop

popcorn

poppin a wheelie

>>937600150
I'd like to make you pop

>>937600263
i'll allow it

>>937600347
:O

>>937600347
>>937600367
poppycock

ever since b*ady replied to that botposter the thread hasn't been the same

>>937600486
i had to pop a cop 'cause he wasn't givin' me my props in oaktown.

no? i heard that somewhere.

I have once again destroyed the thread.

>>937599979
Don't see much of her.

>>937600565
you know what thats a good one. i'm gonna steal it and use it the next time i'm in oaktown

>>937600771
some crystaaaahl, my moto, a couple of bee-otches, why not?

>>937600644
what a shame

>>937600896
sounds like a proper saturday night ngl

>>937601068
We cry every time. ;;

>>937601128
gimme an escalade, two-way, bling bling on ebay domino mf

>>937601214
people missing out

>>937601234
You gotta be the one to tell em 'non. They ain't gonna take it from me.

>>937601222
i only understand half those words but yes!

>>937601338
>mfw rhubarb cake sounds good and i realize i haven't had good carrot cake in a while

>>937601465
it was quite good the only problem is it takes FOUR cups of rhubarb which is a lot.
Make yourself a nice carrot cake next weekend

New Quad is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oeOwmJa8vk
>inb4 beady starts listening to Quadeca now to copy me

i miss a good homemade pie. not those crummy cheap store ones, i mean a good thick homemade piece of sweetness

>>937601606
shadaaaaaaaaaaaaap

>>937601568
there's a great deli here that makes wonderful carrot cake. i might see if my friend wants to go with me this weekend. <3

>>937601606
or some nice crispy-top cobbler

>>937601695
yay!!! sounds like a fun time <33

I'M CALLING IT RIGHT NOW QUADECA AOTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDp61U9zTj0
what a beautiful song

>>937602313
for some reason the thumbnail looks like some kinda fish face to me

Watching and not watching Alien3 while I finish my drink and smoke and play kotor. Jenna fap later later or when I wake up tmo.

Last for Dua

>>937602676
theatrical or assembly cut?

blessed choli

love choli
love babs
love alice
hell, love brocky
...'ate bd

simple. as.

>>937602638
i can kinda see it lol

>>937598945
FUCK YES

(real)

>>937602936
>>937602967
:)) <33
>>937603009
it was honestly really good. 8/10

Allison is the worst thing to ever happen to these threads.

>>937603124
excellent vibes on the rhubarb cake

do i fap to maya or jinny

>>937603617
maya!!!

>>937603647
you are encouraging my maya addiction

>>937603856
yes!!!

>>937603940
okay i love fapping to maya anyways!
- choli

i seriously have a maya addiction though this is no joking matter.

>>937602814
Always assembly

>>937604011
>>937604011
>>937604011
nu