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>>937594250 (OP)I have sex with men.
Not gay, just too ugly to attract a woman.
I haven't an hero yet after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I'm a total faggot loser
I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.
I'm working on being sluttier
Little girls are little girls in the 3rd world
In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.
One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.
“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.
With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.
In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.
I want to kill myself and I have a plan for it, I just can't hurt my mom like that
my gf touched me in my no-no square :(
Me (26m) and my fiancée (20f) have an open relationship, we have told anyone apart from our very close friend (23m) who’s now extremely invested in wanting to fuck her (probably next time we do acid together he’s gonna fuck her)
my friend showed me a legit that's pamela anderson pre sex tape playboy spread magazine and the pages didn't stick or anything or mostly likely they indexed that I really didn't recognize her at all. this was after like you'd want to jack off to that barb wire movie.
>>937594886Oh boy, spare me the fucking details of your supposedly "open relationship" where you're just casually sharing your 20-year-old fiancée with whoever the fuck wants a piece. Give me a break, dude. You think you're some kind of edgy, avant-garde couple, but really, you're just a cliché.
Your story sounds like a bad fucking porno script - "oh, we're so free and open, we do acid and our friend wants to fuck my fiancée." How fucking original. It's like you picked up a few buzzwords from a Vice article and thought you could pass yourself off as some kind of twisted, modern-day couple.
Newsflash, buddy: having an open relationship doesn't make you deep or interesting. And if your friend is really that invested in fucking your fiancée, maybe it's because she's looking for a way out of this toxic, pseudo-hippie nightmare you've got her trapped in.
And what's with the acid, dude? You think dropping acid together makes you some kind of cosmic, free-loving trio? Please. It just makes you a bunch of fucking idiots who can't even get their relationship drama straight without the help of some hallucinogens.
You know what's even more pathetic? The fact that you're trying to pass this off as some kind of legitimate, functional relationship dynamic. You're not fooling anyone, bro. We can all see right through your fucking facade. So, go ahead and keep pretending like you're some kind of cutting-edge, non-monogamous pioneer. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be over here, rolling our eyes so hard they get stuck that way.
>>937594957Yeah you wouldn't get it man, fucking finding noodies mags in the woods areas was kinda fucked up but a thing back then.
i still cant take that huge horse dildo more than half way and it hurts my ego as a bottom
my older brother and I had a 2 year fucking...thing...with our stepsister. She and I were 13 and he was 15. Not gay fantasy shit, actual happening. I think it kinda fucked us all up a bit so its not something I look back on fondly. She was always very sexual even going back to when we were 5-6yo. We stopped when
>>937595678Bullshit, dude. I'm not buying this crap for a second. You think you can just spew out some twisted, cliché story about fucking your stepsister and expect me to take it seriously? Give me a break. That's some Played-Out Psychedelic horseshit right there.
Listen, if you're gonna spin a yarn, at least try to be original. This fucking tale of you and your brother banging your stepsister is straight out of a bad '90s TV movie. And don't even get me started on the whole "she was always very sexual" thing. That's just some lazy, misogynistic crap. You're not even trying to be subtle with that one.
And let's get to the logistics here. You and your brother, both of you underage, just happen to start screwing your stepsister, who's also a minor. And this goes on for two years without anyone noticing? Without your parents or any other adult figure catching wind of it? Yeah, sure, dude. I'm sure that's exactly how it went down.
You know what's really messed up here? It's not the alleged "thing" you claim happened, it's the fact that you're trying to pass off this half-baked, exploitative fantasy as some kind of real, traumatic experience. Newsflash, dude: if you're gonna make up some wild, disturbing story, at least have the decency to be creative about it.
So, here's the deal. If you want to talk about some real shit, I'm all ears. But if you're just gonna keep spewing out this weak, unoriginal crap, then I'm not interested. You can take your fabricated, pseudo-incestuous fantasies and shove 'em where the sun don't shine.
>>937595736bruh it's 2025 you wanna be my step sister?
>>937596248are you just saying that because I reject drunk people when I'm drunk because they're drunk. You could be a really great step sister, just pretend to get stuck in the drying machine once in a while
>>937596448Yeah that's the spirit, I didn't think you'd fit in there either.
don't tease me, you're gonna reach for the stop button
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i’m married to a woman. but fantasize about gaining a ton of weight (pic is me) and being a big fat gay bottom.
>>937594696Go to a church, call a hotline or something.
>>937596923that's actutely solid avdvice. whether or not you like or believe in churches they got some hot tail you wanna chase. even like when you get drunk and the jofovafufh witnesses are .like i went to your dooor but you're drunk you need to go home you can be like fuck man seriuously? abd the sobert one will be like yeah no. and yhou're realy into the other one but they just give you some evil eye like it's some kinda sin if i put my penis in your mouth actualy maybne they wqere both married. just because I'm hell bound doesn't mean I can't strip down naked and invite riiligious people to my home and triy to offer them things you know like a drink, a tea or soda pop or something. Maybe a snack.
>>937595678>We stopped whenWhen?
I got to watch a bunch of lolis run around in their bikinis all day, was pretty nice
if i see a hot girl walking around or jogging i'll drive by them a few times and jerk off to them once in awhile ill make a comment to them too
I got into using prostate toys this year.
I recently ended up using my toys while I had the photo of a crush, that I haven't seen in over a decade, fullscreen on my tv. I did that despite being in a relationship already.
>>937597358Birthday pool party
>>937597635lucky any creepshots
>>937594656Adejo, i've gotta tell you, you always make me laugh during these dark days. I thank you.
P.S. I like the new haircut. Stay cool, bro.
>>937594250 (OP)I have never felt the loving touch of a woman I didn't pay for.
>>937594250 (OP)I have paid high class escorts to come to my house, put disposable diapers on and then piss/shit in them in front of me.
>>937598469Fucking hell, what a pathetic attempt at trying to sound like some kind of twisted, depraved motherfucker. You think you can just spin some ridiculous tale and expect people to buy into your fake, try-hard nonsense? Newsflash, dipshit: that story's been done to death, and by people with way more originality and actual experience in the dark alleys of kink than you'll ever have.
I mean, come on, diapers? Really? That's the best you've got? It's like you did a Google search for "weird fetishes" and settled on the first thing that came up. And the escorts? Please, dude. You can't even be bothered to come up with a semi-believable scenario. You just phoned it in, didn't you? "Oh, yeah, I've got high-class escorts coming over, putting on diapers, and shitting themselves in front of me." Give me a break. You're about as convincing as a kindergartener trying to tell his parents he ate all his veggies.
And what's with the details, or lack thereof? You just gloss over the whole thing like you're trying to check off some list of "edgy" fantasies. Where's the depth? The depravity? The sheer, unadulterated filth? It's like you're trying to impress someone with your Non-Existent Wild Side, but all you're really doing is making a mockery of people who actually do live that life.
Listen, buddy, if you're gonna try to spin a yarn about being some kind of deviant, at least put some effort into it. Do some research. Get creative. Don't just phone it in with some half-baked, clichéd nonsense that's been done to death. You're not even a good bullshitter, and that's just sad. So, either step up your game or just shut the fuck up, 'cause right now, you're just embarrassing yourself.
>>937598469what do you do for work?
>>937597881We all pay one way or another
>>937599169Yes, that's what I tell myself. It's why I don't feel so bad about it.
I remember the first time someone mentioned clam chowder. I was sitting at a bustling café, the aroma of fresh bread and simmering soup wafting through the air. “You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted it,” my friend proclaimed, her eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. I smiled, nodding along, but inside, I felt an unfamiliar ache swell.
How could I have gone my whole life without this creamy, rich delicacy? My friends would reminisce about their childhood experiences, slurping thick, velvety soup on chilly days by the seaside. They described the way the clam’s briny essence mingled with potatoes, onions, and a hint of bacon, creating an orchestra of flavors in a single bite. I was always the outsider, standing on the periphery of their memories, never able to join the chorus of delight.
Years passed, and clam chowder became a metaphor for everything I felt I had missed in life. I craved not just the soup but the camaraderie that came with sharing a bowl. There were countless dinners where I sat, surrounded by laughter and stories, while they raised their bowls, toasting to good times and transformational flavors. I would just sip my water, feeling a silent longing build within me.
I often found myself dreaming of that fabled bowl, imagining the steam rising, the smoothness of the broth gliding over my tongue. I pictured the saltiness of the clams, the soft chew of potatoes, the whisper of herbs. But with each unfulfilled dream, the pain intensified. I was left with an insatiable hunger—not just for clam chowder—but for the moments it represented. Perhaps one day, I thought, I would finally sit down, take my first spoonful, and taste not just the soup, but everything I had missed.
I woke up to a gay friend of mine jerking me. When he realized I was awake, I kinda pushed him off. Then was like, whatever. Let him finish his work. Still to this day ashamed of the whole deal, but I remember nutting pretty hard.
>>937598533Kek
>>937598586Work in the legal field
Talked a lot of girls into getting down with dogs, to varying degrees. All went on to enjoy it themselves after.
When I 13 my older step brother groomed me and us sharing a room and fooling around eventually lead to a lot. Eventually got to anal and he definitely wanted it way more than I did but at first but eventually it became a norm that i loved. AMA
>>937600355Why are you pissing on everybody’s bonfire you neck beard? You jealous of stuff we’ve done?
>>937600313Did that have a negative impact on you?How old are you now and how would you feel about that happening to another girl at that age now.
>>937602075Im M30 now and i don’t think it was negative. I mean i was cumming and so was he.
>>937594250 (OP)When I was like 11 until I was like 13 I used to wear my mom and sisters clothes and jack off to it, never told a soul this IRL and prob never will, about to turn 23 for context.
>>937597161I hated being a Jehovah’s Witness. I used to finger myself in the Kingdom Hall bathroom. Now I get to finger myself at home, in my bed on a Sunday afternoon. Just like God intended
>>937594696I can if I want to, there is a way, it would just require a believable excuse and commitment. I just want to save it for something dire.
>>937602454Nah, I grew out of it, idk why the hell I even did that, but I know I did.
>>937602278J-dubs are pretty cult-ish. How did you leave?
I jerk to my neighbor and her 4 daughters. Trying to get them to let me house sit when they're away so I can steal panties from all of them
I'm a man and I have a boyfriend
>>937604451Age range of the daughters?
High on blow scouring motherless for pics of girls who look like my gf’s niece I wanna fuck.
>>937605847Oldest far right is 22
Youngest is next to her
>>937594250 (OP)I jerk off to stories I've heard about my gf's past
>>937606324Do you jerk of to stories of your gf or mine?
>>937605871They’re all smokin hot
I have now gone commando almost every day since I was 12.
All because I didn't have anything clean one morning before school
And yes that almost is doing some heavy lifting, tampons and divacups aren't perfect
>>937606809For fuck's sake, are you kidding me? You think I'm buying this shit? You're a dude, pretending to be a chick, and you come up with this lame ass story about going commando since you were 12? Give me a break. That's not even a decent attempt at spinning a yarn.
First of all, what kind of idiot doesn't do laundry for weeks on end? You're telling me you didn't have any clean clothes, not just underwear, but any clothes at all? That's a load of crap. And then you expect me to believe that you just decided to go commando from that day forward? Please.
And let's get to the good stuff. You mention tampons and divacups like you're some kind of expert. Newsflash, buddy: you're not fooling anyone. You've got no idea what it's like to deal with that kind of thing, and you're just tossing around terms you've probably heard in passing. It's like you're trying to convince me you're a woman by throwing around some buzzwords. Well, let me tell you something, pal: it's not working.
Your whole story is a joke. It's like you took every cliché from a bad sitcom and mashed them all together. "I didn't have any clean clothes, so I went commando, and now I'm a pro at it!" Gimme a break. It's not even an original lie. I've heard better stories from a kindergartener trying to get out of doing their homework.
Listen, dude, if you're gonna try to spin a tale, at least put some effort into it. This half-assed attempt at deception is insulting. You're not even trying to be believable. It's like you're just phoning it in, hoping someone will buy your bullshit. Well, let me tell you, I'm not buying it. You're a damn liar, and you're not even good at it. So, either step up your game or just admit you're full of shit.
>>937594250 (OP)I would rather sit alone and play minecraft by myself than be with friends or family. I really miss having some alone time.
I get high on blow and just wanna fuck anything with a tight pussy. Primarily my gf’s niece.
>>937608340Niece pussy is the best.
How old?
>>937608340Come on, dude, what's with the ridiculous story? You think you can just spew out some cliché, pompous, and disturbing shit and I'm gonna buy it? Newsflash, buddy: I've heard it all before, and your attempt at being some kind of edgy, degenerate anti-hero falls flat.
You're trying to pass off this fantastical tale, but it's nothing more than a pathetic attempt to sound interesting. Let's get real, you're not fooling anyone with this nonsense. Your "story" is a jumbled mess of overused, try-hard phrases that sound like they were ripped straight from a bad porn script.
And what's with the girlfriend's niece crap? Are you kidding me? That's not just disgusting; it's also a lazy attempt at shock value. You can't even come up with something original, so you resort to peddling this vile, unoriginal filth? Give me a break.
Look, if you want to impress me or whoever it is you're trying to fool, you're going to have to do a hell of a lot better than this. Your fake tale of debauchery and your wannabe-bad-boy persona are about as convincing as a kindergartener's drawing of a dragon.
I mean, come on, "get high on blow and just wanna fuck anything with a tight pussy"? Are you serious? That's not a persona; that's a sad, failed attempt at being provocative. And the girlfriend's niece thing? That's just a pathetic cry for attention, and a pretty sick one at that. Get some new material, dude, because this shit is old, tired, and just plain gross.
>>937605871Hot af but no chance they don’t need you they have a 22yo to babysit them . How old are you I think the best you can do is date the eldest
I have a situation with my neighbors daughters as well but completely different if u wanna chat Telegram : Mine_Orange
>>937594571sex is sex , if your both enjoying it then keep going
In the small town of Maplewood, where the sweet scent of lilacs filled the air, the locals shared a curious tradition. After sunset, the residents came together for an unusual reason: to drink Mormon Milk. This wasn’t just any milk — it was a creamy concoction made from a special blend of local farm-fresh ingredients, blessed by the townsfolk’s deep-seated traditions.
The story of Mormon Milk began with the town’s founding father, Elder Adejo "Lick" Lawson, a kind-hearted man with a knack for farming and an unforgettable secret recipe. Fueled by faith and community spirit, he’d discovered that a little love, kindness, and faith blended with whole milk could create something magical. The townsfolk believed that the milk contained not only wholesome nutrients but also an essence of unity that bound them together.
Every Friday, as twilight cloaked the sky, the townspeople gathered in the church hall, bringing their own jars of milk. Laughter echoed off the walls, and stories flowed as freely as the creamy beverage. As they sipped their Mormon Milk, they shared their hopes, dreams, and even sorrows, nurturing a unique bond. In this milk, they found comfort and strength.
However, not everyone understood the tradition. A newcomer, Clara, arrived from the city, skeptical of the quaint rituals. When invited to join their weekly gathering, she hesitantly accepted. As she tasted the Mormon Milk for the first time, something shifted within her. It wasn’t just the creamy texture or the sweetness; it was the warmth of the community enveloping her in a hug.
By the end of the evening, Clara understood. This milk was more than a drink; it was a symbol of love, resilience, and unity — a refreshing reminder that togetherness could nourish the soul.
>>937594573why dont you stop fucking with people and go fuck yourself
>>937594639what are little boys , dates you rape??
>>937609255usually cheaper. but as you said. they rarely tell anyone what happened.
>>937608432About to technically be a teenager? Maybe a year younger?
>>937609613Nice, I'd love to fuck my gf's nieces' brains out
>>937609613have you fucked her or just want too?
90% sure my girlfriend either is cheating or has cheated but I don't even care than much.
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There is a cabal of women who drug, torture and kill men by using ancient drugs which have resurfaced. The reason women don’t have pockets, and the reason they’ve been so suppressed is because of this. They think they are coming ahead by doing this to men everywhere, but I know, and others know. Count your days bitches, cos back to the kitchen you go!
>>937609700How old is she?!
>>937609719Just want to. She definitely has a little crush on me too.
>>937609926Soo why not just do it?
>>937610019Wish it was that simple
>>937610088whats stopping you?
You want her, she wants you.
>>937594250 (OP)Lulz glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan 666 lulz glownigger swine kill yourself jewish glowniggerswine cancer
>>937610112Haven’t had a good opportunity
>>937594250 (OP)I don't talk to anyone via SMS or IM.Not like anyone wants to talk to me, but I find it too understimulating to keep engaged with if they were. Screens are just boring to me now.
>>937594571https://youtu.be/ofxBvKy3N98?si=cs2pyAtU8z_Dg0lf
>>937594250 (OP)I used to catfish married women on social media using a German body builder's pictures. Just wanted the nudes and sex talk. All women really but married women make me so fucking hard.
>>937611829Lying piece of shit
One time I wanted to cum on my own face again but I accidentally ended up peeing instead, which developed a piss kink. I think I even saved the /b/ post I made, yearsss ago.
I post my cousin's nudes that I stole off her phone ama
>>937612205You seek help you spamming jew cunt
>>937612196For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this shit? You think you're some kinda edgy rebel, but really, you're just a pathetic, lying piece of crap. Stealing your cousin's nudes and posting them online? Give me a break, that's not even an original move. You're just regurgitating the same old clichés and expecting me to believe it? Please.
Here, let me ask you some questions, since you're clearly a master storyteller:
How did you even manage to get your hands on your cousin's phone without her noticing?
What's your cousin's name, or are you too ashamed to admit you made this whole thing up?
How old is your cousin, or should I say, the fictional character you're using to try to sound interesting?
Did you at least have the decency to use a VPN or did you post those nudes from your mom's basement?
What's the real reason you're making up this horseshit? Are you trying to impress someone or just get attention?
Have you ever even seen a real nude in your life or are you just jerking off to your cousin's hypothetical ones?
Are you aware that what you're describing is a serious crime and could get you in some real trouble?
What's your cousin's reaction to having her nudes posted online, or did you not think that far ahead in your fantasy?
Do you have any idea how many times I've heard this exact same story from other wannabe tough guys like you?
Are you prepared to deal with the consequences of your actions when your cousin and her family find out what you've done, or are you too busy jacking off to your own delusions?
>>937612257Lmao we've ran into each other before this no lie pic rel
>>937612257Saw her enter her password and waited for her to sleep and nabbed her phone to snoop and found them.
Not saying name
She was 20-21 at the time of the pics taken
>>937594594Forgot what tf i was even on about when i spotted your trip-dub-dub.
Fml.
>>937604451Im assuming theyre your cousins...
It gets worse from left to right.
I have a sizable collection of nudes from my small hometown, either taken from their phone, from onlyfans, or found on anonib. I collect them like trading cards
>>937612961Fucking hell, spare me the ridiculous nonsense. You think you're some kind of collecting mastermind, gathering nude pics like they're goddamn baseball cards? Give me a break. Your whole story reeks of desperation, a pathetic attempt to sound edgy and cool. Newsflash, buddy: it's been done before, and by people far more interesting than you.
You're not even original in your alleged "hobby". You're just regurgitating some boring, tried-and-true fantasy that you probably jerked off to in your mom's basement. "Oh, I've got a collection of nudes from my small hometown." Wow, how fucking thrilling. I'm sure it takes a real genius to swipe photos from people's phones or scour the depths of OnlyFans and anonib. You're like a chicken scavenging for scraps, picking at the lowest-hanging fruit on the internet.
And what's with the trading cards analogy? Are you trying to be cute? Do you think that makes you sound clever or something? It just makes you sound like a pretentious, try-hard dipshit. You're not a collector, you're just a common pervert with a bad imagination.
And let's not forget the laughable notion that you've got some extensive collection of nudes from your "small hometown". What, are you the fucking mayor or something? Do you have access to some secret database of local porn? Get real, dude. You're just some sad, lonely fucker who's probably still living with his parents, jerking off to stolen photos and pretending to be something you're not.
So, here's a suggestion: why don't you take your mediocre fantasies and shove them up your ass? Because, honestly, nobody wants to hear about your boring, unoriginal, and probably entirely fabricated "collection" of nude pics. You're just a waste of space, a pointless exercise in futility, and a reminder that the internet is full of limp-dicked, nobody-wannabes like you.
>>937613001Say what you will. I get to jerk to hotties id otherwise would've never had a chance to see
>>937612961How do you get them from their phones?
>>937613308I'm usually pretty close friends with them
>>937612324This is me as well
Small town nothing to do so we party and drink and phones just get strewn about and I try to pay attention to phone passwords as much as I can and just wait for an opportunity. Most of the nudes I've gotten have coming from the other methods but I've swiped a few nudes from their snaps
I’m about to get another gram of blow
>>937594250 (OP)I shit suck and poop eat
>>937600110How many is a lot?
Any patterns?
I fucked my friend's GF for a week straight when they had a fight and were on a "break". She was certain that weren't getting back together and so I made my move. They ended up getting married and she's never told anyone.
Pic related.
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>>937600110I too am curious about this
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I’ve taken ~1000mg of Benadryl, gradually, over the corse of a week, cause I wanted to hallucinate but didn’t want od so now I’m trembling all over the place. even though it’s been a solid 24 hours since it’s been out of my system. and I’m kinda freaking out about it; cause it’s not like I can ask anybody around me about what to do, I would tell my brother but he’s genuinely concerned about my well being & shit.
I’m just gonna wait till this goddamn trembling stops. I mean it’s not like I’m gonna die, I’m pretty sure, but like, I really don’t wanna get a fucking drug addiction because of a fucking meme. jesus fuck shit I needa go to sleep or something uuuuugh.
also I finished someones left over beer in a park this morning, it taste like piss bleh
I think the guy posting skeletons should kill himself
I jerked off on my daughter's wedding night, imagining her having sex with her new husband.
I'm an obsession with women's sweaty dirty assholes.
Paid a hooker yesterday to be her first client of the day. Told her to get sweaty and or go for a run in the morning. Not shower till I get there.
Got there at noon. She was so musky and smelly. Made her sit on my face and smother me.
Came so fucking hard.
I had sex with my best friend's little sister days after she turned 18 and I was 30. She and I had been planning it since she was 15. I dont regret it at all.
I have recorded so many girls on omegle
some just tease, some though... damn
>>937615785why not do itbefore? if she was down
>>937615838Didn't want to risk jail time. Plus she looked better at 18 anyway so.
>>937615880fair, what have you made her do so far
>>937594250 (OP)One of the best sexual experienced I've ever had was with an 11yo girl
>>937616801did she have a fat cock?
>>937604416I never fully believed in it, and I realized that the people around me were fucking insane by the age of 15. Never got baptized. Covid started when I was 16 so I stopped going to meetings and never came back. I latched onto my friend’s family and they gave me my first christmas and birthday party and all that. They helped raise me in a lot of ways and deconstruct me. Unfortunately my entire family, extended included, are still in the cult
>>937617082She had a lovely chode
>>937617147I got excommunicated from the Mormon church
>>937615785My best friends little sister played with my dick a little bit when she was 13 and I was 18
>>937616801How old were you? What’d you two do?
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Cam whored and walked outside in lingerie and mini skirt hoping to get raped with my ass out. Taken a bunch of huge dicks. All while having a gf. M23
I have a huge cum and panty fetish. Some days I can't stop jerking off and I'll edge the whole day- Also when I'm too horny I get people to make me jerk off to taboo, nl and degenerate pics and vids
>>937617461I was is in my late 20s. We did everything. She really became the main initiator. She was just waiting for me to make the first move. Was also probably one of the more stable relationships I've ever had too. We still maintain contact.
I have a huge cum and panty fetish. Some days I can't stop jerking off and I'll edge the whole day- Also when I'm too horny I get people to make me jerk off to taboo, nl and degenerate pics and vids
23 year old virgin from Finland
>>937594250 (OP)When I was a kid, I was groomed and had a 3 year sexual relationship with a man I meet every day while walking my dog.
He eventually invited me to use his pool and that lead to my (very early) sexual awakening
>>937617936Where do you live and how do I get in line to fill that tight ass?0
>>937618133From the femboy country huh? Are you some kind of cute twink I wanna force to goon while I fuck your ass and make you tribute to fucked up pics and things or u ugly? lol
>>937594250 (OP)Got "groomed" by my step dad but I was into it. Helped him fuck some of friends too. When there was an investigation, told the authorities it was my mom making things up.
>>937618709r u gay now?
>>937618855ages? fucked up shit youve done?
>>937618779I'm ugly and chubby :(
I'm getting ready to cheat on my wife with this cute single mom I met at the park.
Our kids are the same age and have a good time playing with each other, so I got her number so we could set up play dates at the park and everything. All of this was cool with my wife and she even came along for some of the play dates to meet this girl, but most of the time it's just the two of us watching our kids play.
We started send each other snapchats and flirting last weekend and I got her to send me a couple of pics of her tits and ass. We're meeting up to "go for a walk" tonight after her daughter goes to sleep, so we'll see if we can make something happen.
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>>937619052Yeah it was an amazing time in my life.
>>937594250 (OP)Before calling your tech support dude at work, reboot your computer. 90% chance that fixes your problem and saves you time.
I'm currently convincing a female friend of mine to sell her nudes online... Sometimes she feels up for it and sometimes she feels like selling nudes its not for her. Any advices of how to finally convince her to take the plunge?
>>937594571no such thing as a too ugly man.. too poor maybe
>>937619078Started really when I was 8. He would have been 32ish. They weren't married yet. Lots of heavy petting that quickly became him going down on me. It was a long play on his end. They got married when I was 10. Did the sappy thing by also proposing to me. Family and friends ate that shit up. He did the whole marrying both of us or really marrying a family. Went on a family trip for their honeymoon. While my mom was at a spa day, that's when we first fucked.
Idk lots of fucked up shit, like being plugged while at school. Helping him drug my "friends".
>>937619389>Any advicesIf you can find somebody else she knows who does it, she'll probably go for it. Women follow trends
>>937597881>>937594571https://youtube.com/shorts/3tiPPmPwG4E?si=BZ5c3MALakCvg85E
>>937618133discord is akselsanfin if you want to talk to me
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>>937619653Very interesting advice... A friend of hers used to do it that's why she got curious and told me about it... And that makes me horny ngl... I want her to be a web slut so bad now
>>937619653Females of any age do this. I would argue that females don't really have close friends but really have different levels of competitors. They always think they can do the same or better.
>>937619865Well, give her a taste. Tell her you'll give her $30 right now for a picture of her in her underwear. I did that with one of my friends and the next day I got her to send me a picture of her tits another $30
I have leveled up my racism thanks to my new job
>work asset protection in a casino
>learn that middle aged black are VERY honest when gambling
>they get genuinely pissed off and yell at the dealer if he accidentally pays them out too much instead of staying quiet like many others would do
>indians are typically there for a fun time and tend to get hammered before leaving, fuckups are almost always accidental
>asians are always cheating, especially when moving in groups
>pulling bets, hiding chips, over and under betting, etc.
>lower class whites will waste all their money trying to "make it big" and end up ruining their family and screwing over friends
>upper class whites will come in with enough money for a house and blow it on everything, sometimes even paying others just to play with them
>young dudes regardless of race are either totally ignorant or think they are slick and will try to cheat and the only way to know is the cheaters always have a shit eating grin
>jews are jews, regularly catch them stealing chips from other players and God forbid somebody's stack falls over, then it's off to the races and you have to pull the camera feed
>mexicans are hit and miss with their honesty, you either get the most generous guy or some dipshit pretending not to know English so they can get their way
>coworkers think I'm some kind of savant thanks to this
>"Wow anon, how did you know that Hebrew guy has been stealing chips?"
>due for a promotion because of my track record
Bonus advice: go to your local casino and look for contractor company vehicles. Avoid those contractors. The shit I've heard them brag about makes me worry for the infrastructure of anything they've touched
>>937619544>Helping him drug my "friends".how did that go? how manyy? any did consensually?
>>937620264Was a floor manager for years in Vegas and then on cruises for years. This is like 95% accurate.
One of my wife's friends that I think is hot has a twin sister I've never met. Using pimeyes I found out the twin is an escort. I'm going to hire her and basically get to fuck someone I've wanted to fuck for a while and nobody will know.
>>937620333Various degrees of success. Usually set up girls that were friends but had slighted me in some way. Benadryl in drinks was his main method. Probably 7-8 girls. Some were somewhat consensual, in that they were into it but really didn't know I had set it up.
I've written a 150000 novel that's basically a violent rape/slave fantasy about all of my exs.
>>937619078>r u gay now?no, I'm not a guy. (and never have been)
>>937620425What is the inaccuracy?
I keep posting pics of a friend here hoping she sees them so I can push blame onto someone that's stalking her
>>937620569what was the fallout?
how r u nowadays
My wife is an identical twin but they have different hair and the sister has fake pierced tits.
We always had a flirty relationship and she’s pretty slutty but loves her sister so I’m off limits sadly.
Last year I got her to come over and put on some sexy lingerie for money if I could take pics. Did this 5 times and each time things went further. Have pictures of her bent over spreading her ass, tied her up, spread her pussy. Last time she was went over the bed spreading her ass while I jacked off behind her and came. Then she started feeling bad about it and things stopped.
Wish I could’ve fucked.
>>937620853I haven't observed jews being big gamblers. Old people are the absolute worse in anything, entitlement etc. Also desperate.
Our policy was to let a lot of stuff go, unless it was blatantly obvious and ruining others experience. Asians "legally" cheat. House always win though.
>>937620994Me I'm fine. He and my mom divorced of course. I went to go live with my grand parents after that. Ran a little wild. But I'm pretty well adjusted. Kept seeing for a bit even after I graduated high school. Excitement was gone. Turns out he wasn't the sex god I thought he was. No notes, no regrets.
>>937621276Jews are by and large the most uncommon gamblers, that's for sure. But they exist. Old people are definitely entitled, but in my experience for every shithead there's also somebody just looking for something to do until it's time for bingo or they just want to blow their money and don't care where it ends up.
Lots of stuff is let go, but my job is still to handle it on the spot professionally so the losses are kept to a minimum or report it to the floor when it's something egregious and at that point it's out of my hands. Asians do every sort of cheating they can, legal or illegal. But it's more entertaining to talk about the mid 40s asshole that's 5 foot nothing trying to sneak shit past me for 2 hours straight than it is to talk about the old lady that has memorized spreadsheets for "optimal betting" or any others of the sort. House definitely always wins though. Maybe one person will leave 5000 in the green an hour but there's countless more people losing their asses, not to mention that most games are designed to passively leech money anyways
>>937621713One of the best jobs I've ever had with all the people watching. My job was more management of expectations. Stopping a guy from losing it all then killing himself in the bathroom.
I want to get rid of my libido, everyone knows me as the funny horny guy who makes perv jokes but honestly I hate being horny, I don't like jacking off, I don't have any interest in relationships but yet I have to keep jerking off to SOMETHING because if I don't my libido makes my life hell on earth. I want it gone, I hate it, if I couls never feel sexual feelings ever again I'd be so happy you don't even know.
>>937621947Definitely a great job, but I've seen too many hookers OD in the bathroom. Which reminds me of another category, most young women are either looking for a sugar daddy or have been dragged there by their boyfriend/husband. Rarely do you see one that just likes to gamble
>>937622129100% unless it's poker.
>>937621997It's the first stretch that's always the hardest, your body just forgot how to self regulate it's hormones and pumps you full of libido in preparation of you jacking off. Maybe cut back slowly instead of going cold turkey, then you will learn to enjoy the touch of a woman. Plus, women can smell it when you jack off. Shit sticks to you like cologne
>>937617147Glad you made it out, without a support system like your friend's family, I don't know how one could do it. The way they shun you from your entire friend and family group...
>>937622211Yeah, poker does tend to drag the crazies out especially when there is a promotion going on. I've seen more fist fights and crash outs on holidays than any other day because of that
>>937620134actually, women don’t exist at all
>>937614727Don't take benadryl like that. There are safer AND better experiences. I have a lot of experience with benadryl addiction in my family. (Yes it is absolutely addictive.) It carries far far more risks then people understand or companies tell you.
>>937622329I have never really gambled myself in any sort of capacity except for a friendly poker game. The ladies that play poker somewhat professionally are scary. Not like crazy but intense. One lady, single milf type would want to fuck after a bug win. We'd just point her at the youngest guy and let him take a break.
>>937622404Yes just like birds and the epstein list
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, and I love embracing my wild side during those late-night chats. I'm all about playful teasing and seeing how far I can push your buttons while having an absolute blast. I'm definitely a flirt by nature and appreciate some cheeky banter. Meeting in person can be a bit overwhelming for me, so I'm all about those intimate conversations online. If you're looking for someone to spice up your nights, let's connect! Add me on the app: h a r p-e r u j a v (just remove the spaces and dashes to find me). Can't wait to chat and have some fun!
>>937622437Mhm, I’m aware (and hella ashamed) that I was being really stupid about it. I’m gonna lay off for now, but do you have any specific advice about how to be smarter about it? Or any helpful info? I mostly don’t wanna hurt/burden my family with this.
>>937594250 (OP)My roommate and I started our neighbors' daughter this summer. Going to kind of suck when school starts again and she's going to be monitored a bit more.
Nothing makes me jerk harder then getting anons to search the archives and send me the pics of my sluts back to me
>>937622493Fucked up last reply
Mhm, I’m aware (and hella ashamed) that I was being really stupid about it. I’m gonna lay off for now, but do you have any specific advice about how to be smarter about it? Or any helpful info? I mostly don’t wanna hurt/burden my family with this.
After being ignored al though school, I worked up the courage to attend our final prom (solo) in a sparkly crimson red dress and now I secretly place check marks next to HS year book for the guys who have secretly asked me out since that night. (Giggles) after midnight, of course.
>>937623141He and I are 26/27. She is 12.
>>937622599We have one that gets hammered and pisses herself right where she is, standing or sitting. Got another one that is missing part of her foot from diabetes that has not once had a lucky break and always crashes out when she loses. She would be banned, but she is a steady source of income I guess. We have a female dealer that's really attractive that has been stalked by multiple dudes, to the point where security walks her to and from her car every day. Tons of characters in casinos, I like to think of it like a gathering of Florida men and women with the amount of weird shit that you see or hear
>>937623833Haha. Well those would be the people I interacted with on the cruise. I worked at a higher end casino and in the high roller parts. They wouldn't have been allowed near that type of clientele. When I first started off, was directed to beat the shit out a guy after he shit himself at a black jack table and refused to leave.
>>937624112Haven't worked at a high end casino, but I work at the only one within 100 miles so we occasionally get a high roller that's jonesing for a table regardless of the clientele. Haven't been instructed to beat anyone up, but I did have a disgruntled customer follow me to my car accusing me of collaborating with the floor to stack the decks. Had to pull out a gun on him, but thankfully didn't have to pull the trigger
>>937624419My life has been much easier although maybe not necessarily as fun or exciting, once I switched to a hotel operations vice president.
>>937624482Still work at the casino, but I feel myself slowly getting out of shape so I have to actually exercise now
>>937594250 (OP)I watch certain CSAM videos because it reminds me of my childhood.
like if the language was a little diffrent it could have been upscaled videos of me and dad.
>>937624656Work life balance man. Don't become your job. Find a somewhat health stress releif.
>>937624721This is me and loli threads
>>937624721What particular typeof those videos do you like the most?
>>937624805found any specific loli stuff you think fits?
>>937624819its specifically one series of videos of a french dad and daughter.
>>937624757Yeah, I used to be an electrician so I was more in shape and would just come home and relax until the next day since I was so tired. Now that I work a non physical job I still come home and laze about, you know? Just a matter of building a new habit so I can rebuild my stamina
>>937624863Did you enjoy what you and dad did?
When I was a little kid my parents used to fuck in front of me and my siblings. It scared us and we didn't understand what was going on but we had to watch.
I also think my dad probably abused my sisters, but I don't know for sure.
>>937624863>found any specific loli stuff you think fits?The stuff that involves getting molested while wearing a bathing suit
>>937624989at times. but there was a lot of crying and begging him to stop when it hurt.
he (like the dad in the video) didn't take no for an answer but was sweet after.
>>937625066i see, so whats your story then?
made to wear them or just lost of groping at the beach/pool?
>>937625168Was it painful because you were too small to penetrate safely, or was he too rough with you?
>>937625543it was a size issue for sure. but in his pursuit to get deeper he was rough, so kinda both
>>937625602He wanted to go balls deep but you weren't deep enough. I know how it feels. How old were you?
>>9376256478 /9 when it was bad. 10/11 when things went smooth. 11 when mom packed me and my sister in the car one night and we left him.
>>937625168>what's your storyWe had a pool and a hot tub. My mother traveled a lot for work. Wouldn't say forced to wear them. I actually looked forward to all the outfits he would get me. But it also then moved in to groping and eventually sex.
>>937625743>>937625748Larpers larping larpers.
>>937625743Damn. 10/11 is early for vaginal penetration, or so I've heard. It was 9-10 for me, but I was a boy and only had the back hole to use.
>>937625780Everyone knows most of these threads are larps. Leave people to larp in peace if they want
>>937625832I would say from personal experience, I was surprised that no, 10/11, isn't too young for vaginal.
>>937625036why do you think your dad abused your sisters
>>937625911Old enough to bleed...
I don't understand the loneliness epidemic bullshit
Just don't be weird. Present yourself as someone who people would want to hang out with and it's really easy. Especially since like 75% of younger millenials and zoomers are socially retarded, just being somewhat normal is the easiest shit in the world
>>937625922When they were tweens/teens he went on vacations several times with just them. I noticed bruises when they came back.
I had to help a 9yo girl shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun getting to touch her entire body
>>937625743What specific things with him did you enjoy the most?
>>937625972It's really about emotional and physical prep work. And really the size and shape of the girl. Plus tempering expectations on what can actually be accomplished.
>>937625832yeah it is early, we would occasionally try the backdoor but dad wasn't a fan of riding the hershey express.
>>937625911pretty sure the year and a half prior soften me up a bit for him. that or i just learned to like the pain.
>>937626119by the time things went smooth it was all enjoyable. but in my heart i am a doggy girl.
>>937594573actually kill yourself. youre such a unfunny faggot
>>937626194I was on the giving end. Went at her pace. Backed off even when she said it was fine. Few weeks later she always wanted to be on top, slamming me full force. I'm not particularly long but I am thick.
>>937626343did you post earlier? i'd love to hear more.
>>937626194Counter point. The guy who got to me young was afraid of doing anything with my pussy. Probably didn't want to get me pregnant. So used my ass. Turned me into a butt slut.
>>937626343sounds interesting, hope you tell your story.
>>937626549interesting, when did you two start?
>>937614727This is unironically a really good way to permanently fuck yourself up bro
>>937626549Love to hear details about then and now.
>>937626497Been awhile since I shared. Was a girl I met working at a sports camp.
>>937627088nice, how old were the two of you?
>>937597635how old were they?
>>937626737Started when I had just turned 11
>>937627044I feel like that's a lot of work. He was a friend's step dad. Also our soccer coach.
Ex girlfriend and I used to ditch school a lot smoke weed, have sex. Her parents were not home. One time she called in sick from school I called her she said she didnt feel good.
I ditched and went to her home. Just walked in like usual went upstairs. Her door was closed which was odd figure she was sleeping. I opened it and bam. Towel on the floor and she was completely naked except for socks in doggy style. Her dog, Duke, was behind her fucking away. He didnt stop when he saw me either. He kept on fucking. She tried to get away but was tied for a bit.
After a minute she was in paid but pulled him out. Got a towel and came to me. She had some long story like a friend told her to try it. All BS she obviously been doing it a while. She wasn't sick so I stayed. Listened for a few and then fucked her before going back to school. Always kept it a secret.
>>937627368Mostly 7-13ish
I'm desperately trying to find someone who can hack into Snapchat accounts to find nudes of my friends. I know they save them there and I need to see them
>>937627649When I first got inside her pussy she was a few weeks shy of turning 11
>>937627628This has been my daily life this summer. Life guarding at a pool. Feel like I wisely turned down a few opportunities to fuck some of them.
>>937628380why? sounds like a prime chance for some good pussy
I worked the local pool when i was 17, its how i lost my virginity
granted this was in the 90's a bit safer then
>>937628575Yeah, no shit. No one had iPhones and Androids back then to call for help
>am me
>am scared of sand
>go to beach
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>go to desert
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>take kid to play in sandbox
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I had a fart fetish back when I was a kid. After dinner, I used to tell my half-sister to bend over, then I would put my nose up in her ass and sniff when she had one coming. She would also do nude «fashion show» for me, during which I would dry hump her bed (which was called «making love with the bed»)
Friend just came by my apartment with his daughter. She’s chubby but I would to fuck her brains out.
I have stolen nudes of my cousin and I jerk to her daily with random people online. She has no clue
>>937628575I don't really trust these girls. Rich white girls. It's not them being innocent and sexually curious. It's about manipulation. Like not being labeled a pariah. Like not being in prison. Would like to have an actual career. Don't get me wrong very tempting. Still have few weeks before the end of the season before I have to go back to school. So will still have the opportunity to take the risk.
>>937594250 (OP)The guy who used to post about showering with relatives must have died. Haven't seen that shit in a long time.
Wait, did multiple people get banned or just one person carrying on multiple conversations as different people?
I used to work as an assistant coach at school a good few years ago. Being fit, approachable and not much older than the athletes meant that a lot of the girls had secret or not so secret crushes on me.
I took advantage of this a little and eventually convinced 3 to sleep with me over my 6 years there. Including 2 virgins. I had to go real slow at the start but there's nothing hotter than a girl practically beg you to take her virginity. Then watching her grow into a horny little slut.
I found a butt plug and a bottle of lube in my ten year old sister's room
>>937630924found the same and a pink dildo in my sisters room, but she was 13 at the time.
any idea if she had a boyfriend?
I regularly shit on the floor of public bathrooms. I'll sometimes tell the staff that 'someone' had done it. Especially if they're cute girls.
I have 3 different exs panties 2 of one of them 1 of the other 2s
>>937631104No boyfriend. She has a cam set up for streaming so I think she live cams maybe
>>937631314It's even better when I have diarrhea and can really cover the walls and floor
>>937631348so this is recent?
time to sneak in some spyware?
I'd love to have a 4some with my gf and her nieces
>>937631505No I'm not interested in that. More just shocked.
>>937631885got a picture of the plug?
would love to see if its for pleasure or show
Also used to cum in sisters panties when we were younger
>>937632054was it Silicone? was it metal? was it glass?
I've been jacking off to my gf's daughter almost daily since I met her. Not some extreme story like some of the ones on here, but I wanted to say it somewhere.
>>937631637How old are they? My gf’s niece is pretty hot.
>>937632094What's she like? What makes you horny?
>>937594250 (OP)Swallowed my own cum few times.
>>937632328Haven't we all?
>>937632195She's 17, just graduated high school and is heading to college in a few weeks. Brunette. Very tall woman, 6'1" and fairly slim. Pretty busty too, 34D bra size. She's kind of quiet and nerdy but definitely has an inner freak. I've never actually tried to do anything creepy or sexual to her, but she's definitely caught me staring a few times.
>>937632462Have you ever been in her room alone? Looked through her underwear or found any toys?
I assume you don't think she's a virgin?
>>937632346i think i'm not like others here and don't have many special talents i'd never tell anyone.
>>937632541I've seen her underwear when she left it around, hence why I know her bra size, but I haven't gone through her things. No, I'm pretty sure she's not a virgin. Her mom is pretty strict with her and didn't let her date until this year, but she had a sneaky boyfriend before that and has a different one now.
I hooked up with my ex girlfriend last week. Both of us are married and have kids. I don't even know why I did it because my wife is better looking and better in bed than my ex. She just randomly hit me up on TikTok of all places and next thing you know we're sending each other naked pics like we're teenagers again.
Not sure if I'll do it again, but she's been blowing up my tiktok feed with overtly sexual content for the past couple of days so I can tell she's getting horny again.
>>937632649Have you been tempted to take a look at what you could find?
>>937632734Tempted, sure. I even thought about trying to put a spy cam in her room or the shower, but I decided not to. I don't want to jeopardize my relationship with her mom by getting caught doing something stupid.
>>937632726Your whole life is a shit larp. End it.
>>937632822>I don't want to jeopardize my relationship with her momThis is probably a good call. I've seen shit like this where the mom ends up calling the police and the guy ends up in prison.
>>937626194Did he cum in you?
>>937632822A rare, sensible opinion. I'd love to see what my daughter has in her bedroom. She's older, long since moved out, and while I don't really have the opportunity anyway I'd also never want to risk it. The real world implications are way too big.
>>937632878>>937632962Yes, I'm curious but I'm also pushing 40 and I'd like to think my common sense is stronger than my curiosity. When I was younger I would have risked it. I think many men with a stepdaughter or dating a woman with daughters probably have these thoughts, but acting on them is way less common than 4chan would have you believe.
>>937633137100% So many people are quick to suggest things that are not realistic in the real world. I know for me at least it's just not worth it.
It's interesting to hear about others thoughts though, in either the same or similar situations.
>>937631637Nice! I got to freak out with GF, MIL, SIL - same time. Then gf and her nephew and his gf - same time.
Hot tub and booze is great
>>937633217Yes, it's been an interesting thing to navigate. My son definitely sees my girlfriend as his mom now, but he's much younger. Her daughter was 14 when we started dating and has never had a father, so it's a very different relationship. She was quite suspicious of me at first. She's almost as protective of her mom as the other way around.
>>937633414That must be a difficult situation to navigate, coming into her life at that stage. Maybe easier without her father in the picture.
>>937594571I do it because I want to
>>937633462As someone whose daughter lives with her step dad it's not easy at all especially reading things like this
>>937633462Her dad was a random one-night stand. I don't even know his name and he's never been in her life. Her mom says she'll give her his contact info when she turns 18 if she wants to try talking to him, but I think she probably won't want to. Who knows what daddy issues she may or may not have.
>>937633635It definitely sounds like the perfect situation to form some.
>>937634176That she could have daddy issues given how she was conceived
>>937633617Knowing her step dad probably wants her?
>>937634214That scenario does come up in my fantasies quite often...she can be hungry for attention sometimes, for sure.
>>937634264Yes, and how close they could be
>>937634291Have you had any situations with her you jerked over later, or all more fantasies of what could be?
>>937632079Silicone, it was black