Thread 937611202

DRAW THREAD : Alternative Reality Can Opener Edition

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the SOUND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6GvSfjE8M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6GvSfjE8M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6GvSfjE8M

This is how you do it yanks!

Don't forget

>>937611416
scuse me.

>>937611416
juni!

>>937611416
Who gives the best head?

>>937611857
His existence makes me wonder if Neanderthals really ever went extinct

>>937611968
Alice
>>937611847
hoi

>>937611972
they didn't they're called niggers now

>>937612128
Ironically, black people who came out of Africa were the ones who outperformed Neanderthals and drove them to extinction.

>>937611972
>>937612128
Neanderthals were a european species

>>937612271
>oceanic capable boats invented during neandethal age

>>937612271
Is that why the descendants of those who bred with the Neanderthals have higher intellect than those who stayed in Africa?

Damn this place went downhill after lee left.

>>937613300
didnt even notice

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Sad there's like one drawfag here every few weeks I visit. Just Juni(name?) and that's about it. There used to be like at least a few decent and like a dozen shitscribblers. Now it's like just one drawfag at all and maybe one or two shitscribblers. Juni is pretty good though ngl.

>>937613609
juni hardly posts anymore just one orr 2 draws and leaves

>>937613677
So you're saying there's been basically zero drawfags for months.

>>937613751
yes

>>937613609
if you count Eggwater as a drawfag and not a shitscribbler, he posts regularly

>>937613775
Damn that's actually miserable. There's like zero requesters anymore too, huh? Who even makes these threads anymore then? Why not just let the threads die at this point?

>>937613751
uhh well we have eggwater, samgasm, and a couple tegaki shitscribblers that may or may not both be secret undercover squad members (luke and the one that draws cats)
oh yeah juice also comes here I guess but she doesn't draw she just posts feet pics now. and then we also got snacks and the dude that keeps drawing little boy penises.

>>937613866
oh and we also have people like shadow and oskarfag that only ever post old art
and then TCG but his shit is gross and makes me wanna leave threads. and I guess OP4's here. then we got princess who I'm like 80% sure is just dogboner LARPing as a shadow fanboy.
we got a ton of drawfags if you're willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel

>>937613841
>Why not just let the threads die at this point?
someone keeps making them. you cant kill drawthreads no matter how shit they get

>>937613812
I guess I never saw their stuff. I visit like every two months to see if there's any cool art happening. I don't recognize the name.
>>937613866
That's honestly more than I've seen so I guess I've been unlucky in the every couple of months I check.

>>937614084
check last thread, it's still up
>>937581723
you can judge the quality of current drawfags by that

>>937614128
>Gay stuff dominating actual draws
>goonerslop
>unironic feet pics
>doomposting
>shitscribbles
>repeat requesters
except for the feet picks nothing's changed for months and months, it seems

>>937614035
>if you're willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel
That's exactly what you're doing by naming a majority of them. What's left are the dregs of the dregs

>>937614128
>you can judge the quality of current drawfags by that
I would if he drew more than 2 drawings a month and didn't just same post screenshots of Oskar in every thread over and over

>>937614128
Can I get a few suggestions on where to go if I want to start exploring the world of furry media

>>937614523
NTA but pretty sure they meant the entire thread.

>>937614540
There are entire threads dedicated to that on /b/ and >>>/trash/ there is InkBunny and Furafinity

rip

>>937614558
>what it feels like returning to current drawthreads
pic related

List of drawfags as of July 2025:
>eggwater (schizophrenic attempted rapist shitscribbler in a perpetual one-sided war with the scetic squad and abusefag that he's somehow losing despite being the only participant)
>samgasm (narcissistic ancientfag cunt that bitches about everything and everyone)
>oskarfag (requestnigger masquerading as a drawfag)
>shadow (dogfucker that posts pictures of his dick on his cat. barely draws and usually just spams furry porn or avatar images he drew like 15 years ago)
>tcg (pedophile lunatic that everyone hates. his brother died lol)
>juni (cliquenigger avatarfag)
>kay (cliquenigger avatarfag)
>bunyan (autistic faggot retard that never draws and just spams futa BBC porn he got off gelbooru while talking to himself)
>op4 (schizophrenic weirdo avatarfag obsessed with pettan)
>luke (unfunny squad nigger who spams racist tegaki shitscribbles)
>tegcat (rando shitscribbler who draws cats in tegaki, I coined this name literally just now because he's boring and nobody acknowledges him)
>chemofag (severe OCD squad nigger that hasn't been here in a year. I'd mark him as gone but it's equally as likely he's still here but trying to draw the same line he was in july 2024)
>ren (squad-adjacent foid that leaves once a week "for good" and then comes back to draw more object show characters pissing themselves)
>snacks (lazy shitscribbler that usually posts months old art)
>abusefag (kike requestnigger that traces to trick drawfags into drawing for him, stalks female drawfags)
>juice (former avatarfag and tranny hall monitor, has now taken to posting feet pics and never drawing anything)
>??? (draws little boy dicks. I don't know their name or if they even have one)

>>937614944
Snacks Juni and Kay are the only real drawfags left in this list, aside from the MS Paint angel femboy guy. the rest relegated themselves to the service of thread shitter nation

The nuclique are all still here they just don't post drawings anymore.

>>937615108
I like Chemofag too but he literally isn't even here, he's only on that list as a meme

Requesting an OC of a human male based on the 2016 Warcraft movie. His name is Jorak, age 14-15, and he his Durotan's adoptive son. He has brown hair in an undercut top knot hair style, brown eyes, and has a muscular and slightly chubby body. He wears a brown orc style fur loincloth similar to that or Durotan and Orgrim, an orc style necklace with fangs, brown orc style fingerless armguards with horns, and brown orc style fur boots. and has silver ears piercings similar to Durotan's. I would like him standing in a full body, in an anime style artwork where I can see his face decently. Keep it SFW.

>>937615158
What did he draw? I hear his name but never in the last 4 years have I seen him participate in a single thread

>>937615108
>Snacks
>drawfags left in this list

That's kinda sad

>>937615237
It is. I bet you remember being one of a thriving cast of active drawfags who you don't see here anymore.

>>937615226
He made absurdist comics about a nazi foxgirl. They were low quality but they were surprisingly funny, especially for squad nigger standards. He only made like 6 of them though.

>>937615378
Ah, sounds like he falls into the thread shitter category, then. And is a tiny drop in the bucket of that category at that.

>>937615447
>low quality drawfags = thread shitters
Requestnigger mindset but okay

>>937615475
Dude was making comics about Nazi's the fuck you want me to say?

>>937615530
Easily offended but okay

>>937615297
*Rolling credits*

https://youtu.be/zLrOS5oz6IQ?si=qYBzM20EjGWQ5DU4

>>937615530
die out tranny

>>937615226
>never in the last 4 years have I seen him participate in a single thread
according to the squad he unironically had OCD that was so severe he was only capable of drawing one MS paint tier comic like every 4 months. he also literally never interacted with anyone, not even in replies or anything. I think one time he thanked someone for fanart like 5 months after it was made because he "didn't want to post with a drawing".
dude was an enigma.

>>937615724
>"didn't want to post with a drawing"
without*

>>937613866
>>937614035
I am legitimately the only good drawfag here whether you like it or not lol

what a disgusting read those awful shitty scribblers and nobodies was

youre so fucking lucky im here or youd basically just have literally nothing but scribbles squiggles and revolting pedo scat furry garbage 24/7

>>937615852
You will never be a drawfag

>>937615549
Not my fault, I still have a sense of morality left in me?
>>937615703
I'm a guy and have no desire to become the opposite sex. And I don't care what people do with their own bodies. But eventually I will die, just like you will.
>>937615724
>>937615746
How on earth do you even consider him a drawfag? An amateur artist with poor taste in humor maybe but he's not a drawfag.

Sooooo cuuute ToT

>>937615947
cringe.

>>937615963
And it showed up

>>937615948
>morality
You really just don't understand, do you?

>>937615948
They let freakshows like TCG in. The bar is in a subterranean cavern bordering hell, it has never been lower

If they can't draw good porn they suck, simple as

>>937615996
No I do. I just don't find that kind of shit funny at all. My grandparents and your great-grandparents went to war to fight the Nazi's for a very good reason.

>>937615948
>artist
>drawfag
I think to be a drawfag, you must draw. he drew.
crazy logic I know.

>>937616036
hello unwelcome request nigger

>>937616075
>My grandparents and your great-grandparents
Uhhhh yeah sure anon. My grandparents totally didn't immigrate here from Germany in the mid 50s haha...

>>937616075
fuck off moralfag

>>937616101
To be a drawfag you have to actively participate in drawthreads and post current art for an extended period of time. By your logic twitter artists are drawfags>>937616147

>>937614944
shitters gotaa shitpost

the nazi party was a big deal in the USA before the japs ruined everything dragging us into the war

>>937616075
>for a good reason
they were drafted and didn't had the balls to say "FUCK OFF I'M NOT DYING OVER SOME STUPID SHIT HAPPENING AT EUROPE" to the government

>>937616169
okay he drew and posted his art in drawthreads therefore he is a drawfag. better?

>>937616202
abusefag the white people are talking go play with your shitty 3D models

>>937616202
it's have, you ESL fucktard

>>937616238
Abusefag would gladly die for eurocunt

>>937616250
don't give brownoids free english lessons let them out themselves

>>937616233
I think you missed a key ingredient
>Actively participate

>>937616238
that's not abusefag, abusefag is too ESL. he'd probably say something like
>They drafted and did not had the balls to "FUCK OFF AM NOT TO DIE FOR ISRAEL" to government because women is the nigger of the world

>>937615981
I made this thread good. Yw

>>937616305
Apparently by their logic he is

Friendly reminder that Eggwater is officially the town's rapist:
He wanted lure her female co-worker to a hotel and rape her(and maybe kill her), and he got a restraining order instead:

https://archived.moe/b/thread/897844680/#897847612

And he documented the whole thing for attention under the username 'Destiny' if you want to take a look here are some threads:

I (The First Attempt):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895253461/

I.i (No-Contact Policy):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895294957/

II (Nicer Hotel):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895308081/

III (Key Card Plan):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895347075/

III.i (Going Home):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895393029/

IV (Final Dollars):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895420167/

V (Fired):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895441586/

V.i (Recap):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895497870/

V.ii (Week Of Emptiness):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895877675/

VI (Long Walk):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895970058/

VII (The Police, pt. I)
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/897379388

If you are a woman please stay away from this creep and don't be fooled by his hipocrite "manners" when he reply with "good day miss ________", legit predator behaviour. Yet somehow Ren(self proclamed misandric feminist) is her best allied now so you should put distance with such mental ill individual too with such bipolar, cynical and hipocrital value system.

Milk's worst than the fellas at the FCC

>>937616287
I disagree with that point because saying an avatarfag is more of a drawfag than someone who drew for their passion is retarded.
if I started adding shitscribbles to all of my posts for attention cece style it wouldn't make me a better drawfag than chemo, it would make me a lazy faggot desperate for attention

>>937616368
B-But he draws!

>>937616368
You're still more of an unlikable creep in every way.

>>937616463
Nah he is less creepy than cuckwater

>>937616299
I suppose it could be Hog or Horse, too. Mexicans all make the same grammar mistakes. Hard to tell them apart.

>>937616419
He does draw, he doesn't mald over something that happened offline, 10 years back instead of you know, drawing, in a draw thread.

>>937616392
>their passion
i havent seen any of that here for years

me on the otherhand made this entirely unprompted and for no reason other than to post it here which is the only place ive posted it

i am the only legitimate drawfag. you dont have to like it but these are the facts. there is no way to downtalk or disregard this drawfag piece i did this week

anything negative you say is pure cope.
this is the best thing thats been posted her ein years and for literally no reason without clout or scoial media or anything.

i am the greatest drawfag ever
and you cant deny it or youre salty

>>937616479
>#confidently_incorrect

>>937616543
>10 years ago
Eggwater attempting rape happened 1 year ago though

>>937616543
>pic
Damn you didn't understand the message of the movie

>>937616631
TCG doesn't understand anything he just repeats shit other people have said that made him mad

>>937616392
>I started adding shitscribbles to all of my posts for attention cece style it wouldn't make me a better drawfag than chemo
It would make you a drawfag eventually if you did it consecutively and regularly, not a good one or one worth remembering. But you're getting mad over a nothing subject. Your defending someone so strongly over a handful of extremely poorly drawn comics that were posted once or twice over a span of years, trying to slate them in with artists who spent years drawfagging daily
>avatarfag is more of a drawfag than someone who drew for their passion is retarded
You can have passion and be an artist and be a drawfag, but the key problem is he didn't actively drawfag he did draw, and I never said he wasn't an amateur artist.

>>937616594
Shut up Abusejeet, every time gets thrown into the trash is your opinion automatic.

Requesting Clover looking embarrassed as she takes a picture of herself cosplaying as Etna from Disgaea or something where she's caught reading Yuri on her phone in public

>>937616631
yeah. didnt the restaurant fail anyway? despite good food and reviews?

probably something to do with the rats in the kitchen idk lmao

>>937616678
pyw?

>>937616734
lol

You would think old people would be wise but they are the most fucking retarded posters

>>937616708
>drawfagging = avatarfagging with drawings
lol

>>937616238
Not me. I was not even here.

>>937616255
Yesn't.

Only if:
1. Europe expel both jews ands muslims(includes middle east and afrikan "refugees")
2. Ban cultural marxism and liberal agenda
3. They give me 3(brunette, blonde and ginger) virgin woman to marry(among 16 years old to 25 years old)

>>937616708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmQ67Kg11kQ
this is you
>>937616846
you are a muslim and a cultural marxist tho

>>937616792
always has been

Welp I wasted 45 minutes of my life here I can never get back. I'm out. Enjoy the rest of your days being retards

>>937616594
Town's rapist is trying to gaslighting you now

>>937616846
> Abusefag = every thing I own is covered in disgust crust and pubic hair

captcha knows what's up

new 'toss

>>937616863
First you guys say that im a indian jeet, then that im a mexican and now thst im a muslim. Can you finally decide please?

>>937617151
you can be all three

i drawd two things last thread and no one even cared or wondered

>>937616863
fauci fauci is my savior

>>937617036
>using ad hominem

Anyway, yes anon is normal that your stuff gets dirty when you go OUTSIDE to touch grass. You should try it.

cant be feet pic if it was only one

>>937617243
post your soles

>>937617243
post your penisussy

>>937617243
I gave you (You)s

>>937617151
There's a lot of toxic ingredients in your shit stew. You can be a muslim sandnigger beaner zoophile groomer faggot; none of those aspects are exclusive unto themselves.

>>937617320
only one
>>937617346
$2.50 (joke)
>>937617476
but u didnt tell me i drawd guud and now i will shrivel and die clap ur hands if u believe in drawfags

>>937616463
>Abusefag: gifted a plushie to a girl that needed a lot of love from these drawthreads and did it in a safe way so she wouldn't be doxxed

>Eggwater: bought 2 vibrators and 1 gallon of lube for a woman he barely knew

Gee i think you instead brains you have shit inside your head

>>937616960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5c_0cCZ7PE

yeah.

>>937617661
I WANT TO SEE YOUR PENISUSSY

>>937616631
>>937616543
>Damn you didn't understand the message of the movie

But i was able to draw!

>>937617661
it wasn't a good drawing but it was funny

>>937617655
>already moving the goalpost just to not accept he is wrong and an idiot

gimme drawing ideas for theoretical flash tattoos pls thnx

>>937617668
Abusejeet:
Used to be friends with vampedo, now vampedo goes out of his way not to interact with him
Chased Cece off. Now Cece only lurks in stealth mode because if AF gets a sniff of him, he stays spamming anti Semitic propaganda like he's got a special kind of autism. I'm not a fan of Cece, not a fan of kikes, not a fan of disgusting tumordick art, I don't want to be on cece's side in any fight, but here we are. AF will flood the board with jew hate if he thinks Cece is here.
Chased fig off by being a creepy stalker.
Chased pettan of by being a creepy stalker only getting worse when she said she'd rather Cece than him.
Chased that brother and sister off by trying to get them to wincest
Chased Eggs off by being a creepy stalker. Every time she does show up, he makes comments directed at her, constantly, then resumes stalking her, Thebes continues to reply to every post she makes, then deleted his posts so he can maintain that he doesn't even talk to her, despite it being completely obvious that he is.
Chased Lee off, got her temp banned because he was malding over Ren, it wasn't until he'd accused Ren of ban evading that he was informed that his shot landed on Lee. Which he then changed his story about Lee; previously he was a fan and berthed her for art. She doesn't come around anymore because he's a cunt to her whenever she reappears. It whence he THINKS she's here.
False reported TCG, then accused everyone of being him for the month following, threatening to report them for ban evading. Ren got to spend most of a month partially evicted from rent free status, until
Harasses Ren constantly stalks her, doesn't shut the fuck up about her to the point where it's obvious that he's desperately in love with her, she's been his sole resting for living until
Now he stalks eggwater. Eggwater who is aware of his own past, is ashamed of what he maybe almost could have done if things had been different and he had not come off as a desperate guy

>>937617773
you dont like my piece titled rose ft. 7/26 wordle? now ill really die

>>937617706
that's tracing. not drawing.

>>937617791
this pasta sucks because it makes abusefag look good and gives him credit for a bunch of shit he didn't do

>>937617280
>not cleaning anything you own so it all has grease and shit stains and body hair clinging to it
>ad hominem
I wasn't making an argument Abusetard just stating that everything you have ever posted pictures of is crusty and grease covered and has pubic hair clinging to it.

>>937617780
Ryoko Hakubi as a devil on the shoulder. Gally from Battle Angel: Alita as the angel on the other shoulder.

>>937617838
>it makes abusefag look good
In what clown world universe do you live in where Abusefag being a vile piece of shit makes him look good? kek

>>937617838
yeah. I don't think abusefag was even here when fig was chased off. fig was chased off by nazifag LARPing as mortis
dew and pata were chased off by bunyan
cece was chased off by pettan
pettan was chased off by the squad's constant incel whining
eggs is still here
lee is probably the only one that's even semi-accurate
TCG, vampedo, and eggwater deserve whatever they get

>>937617957
>chasing off cece the pedophile kike
>chasing off TWO underage drawfags that shouldn't have been here in the first place
>harassing several other unlikable cunts like oskarfag, TCG, and eggwater
based behavior

>>937618044
>based behavior
If you say, so. Sounds more like you grasping at straws spinning shitty behavior of an insufferable cunt being creepy and shitty all around as a positive to me

>>937618234
not sure if bait or tranny

>>937618234
he didn't actually do any of those things tho that's the problem

>>937618271
If it was bait, you just a bit down hard.

>>937618273
A lot of it he did do or at least participate in making them happening by just being the creepy, unlikable retard he is.

>>937618489
now that's grasping at straws

you aint shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCHkNtlb6MY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCHkNtlb6MY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCHkNtlb6MY

>>937618542
Is it though? You know he definitely creeped on Pettan right after and during the Cece shit, you know he played a major role in Lee leaving, and that damn near every female drawfag he has ever interacted with has wholesale blocked him and told him to fuck off forever.

>>937618489
cece jew memes are literally something botfag created and the squad spammed. abusefag came late to the party a year and a half after they start to lose relevance.
fig had 2 different points of leaving. one was after nazifag and the squad spammed threads while LARPing as mortis, and the second was when fig's fans cancelled her for false claims the squad made in a pasta about her fucking dogs and grooming kids into cutting.
I don't remember when pettan left but iirc abusefag was on hiatus at the time so it wasn't because of him.
meanwhile everyone harasses people like oskar, TCG, and eggwater, that doesn't make abusefag special at all.
overall abusefag hasn't done shit and he's a gay pussy.

"Drawthread"

>>937618758
I don't remember when pettan left but iirc Abusefag was on hiatus at the time
he wasn't and fought with Color and Cece in thread over her and was trying to get into her pants himself.

Juice is a great satan.

>>937618884
proof?

I want to count juice's butthole hairs

>>937618884
>this
that nigger stalked her over all the chan boards to and on twitter

>>937613559
based

>>937618959
well if he did based then cause it got her to leave

The last thing she did was post a bunch of archived posts verifiably linked to abusefag's old steam account where he was shown fantasizing about having sex with donkeys and using the name "Jedi Sin Capucha" or Jedi Without a Robe to lament his circumcision

>>937619211
based she left because of him. he drove away an underage nigger.
wtf I love abusefag now

>>937619211
That was Ren

I bet Ren fucks like a tiger.

>>937619639
she's fat

>>937619837
Who hurt you?

>>937617904
idk those characters but u can draw them on these

>>937619878
lots of folks

>>937619894
That sucks

>>937619940
what you've never been hurt?

>>937611326
You're supposed to be dead you bitch.

>>937619751
And?

>>937619890
Your toes are the wrong size.

>>937620102
she's fat

Hey there, I’m a 21-year-old from the US, and I love getting flirty and naughty in my chats! I’m a bit on the adventurous side and enjoy pushing boundaries when it comes to spicy conversations. I find it exhilarating to make someone lose control while we’re having a blast together. I’m all about that digital connection since social settings can be a little overwhelming for me. If you’re into some cheeky back-and-forth and want to explore, feel free to reach out! Hit me up on my app: l u n ast i v-q (make sure to remove the spaces to find me)!

>>937620223
How does that change my statement though?

>>937620312
she's fat

>>937620335
She still fucks like a tiger, fam.

>>937620122
no

Requesting Ava Ire with her dress hiked up and getting her rosy bubble butt groped

>>937620560
oops

what draw

>>937620716
A happy sandwich drinking coffee!

>>937620579
Cute!

_

One request?

>>937620778
Sit down. Relax. Enjoy a coffee with me.
>Then we take over city hall

>>937620778
>>937619890
use a base n draw ur chara

>>937620926
missing the psoas muscle that holds the hip to the spine

>>937620927
You realize we're going to have to kill the mayor, right?

>>937621036
it isn't though

>>937619087
>Grown ass 30-year-old man stalks and tries to get into the pants of an at the time 17-year-old girl
>based
pick one

I want to give him a hug

>>937617957
>In what clown world universe do you live in where Abusefag being a vile piece of shit makes him look good? kek

I gifted a plushie to a girl that needed a lot of love from drawthreads and i did it in a way she wouldn't be doxxed so i can't be that bad <:3

>>937621196
this one?;

>>937618234
>Sounds more like you grasping at straws spinning shitty behavior of an insufferable cunt being creepy and shitty all around as a positive to me

af vs gasm showdown when

What's the teto word of the day?

>>937621601
Hotdogwater.

>>937621498
yeah it's not perfect, I wasn't looking at any reference, but it's there

>>937619837
yo dawg r u takig requests?

>>937621678
like what

>>937621748
Could you please draw Roady and german fempedo hugging each other like in pic related? Draw both with a black eye, bruises and nose bleeding :)

I don't want see fear on their faces but horror.

>>937621655
ah i was interpreting those as these picrel ones idk the names of, my b. looks gross (compliment of the visceral variety)

Juice has a very strangely shaped duodenum.

>>937621887
yeah the erector spinae I think, that's what's behind. Thanks dawg

>>937621914
sorry i think i ate too many ants

>>937620579
keen!

>>937621136
uhh... ok?


>>937620932

>>937622107
Logical. Was there at least a burrito under all the ants?
>>937622206
And we're going to have to fight off the national guard. They aren't going to like what we're getting juiced up for.

Dissu be like

>>937621634
Weird word of the day

>>937614944
Owari da

>>937622324
Yeah. I'm thinking the guy who comes up with these things was high or something.

>>937622127
shanks you
>>937622206
cute

>>937617791
>>937617838
>>937617978
>>937618044
>>937618234
>>937618489
>>937618679
>>937618758
>>937618884
Abusefag here so im going to answer all this:


>Used to be friends with vampedo, now vampedo goes out of his way not to interact with him
We still talking in discord and he replies to me here with oskars pics


>Chased Cece off.
Cece with his own jewish behabiour turned me into an antisemitic


>Chased fig off by being a creepy stalker.
I never interacted with her


>Chased pettan of by being a creepy stalker only getting worse when she said she'd rather Cece than him.
cece the pedo jew was literally stalking her and he is the reason why that little freak leave


>Chased that brother and sister off by trying to get them to wincest
I never interacted with that people


>Chased Eggs off

since a year ago i literally plain ignore her. she has literally threw cece(her best friend) under the bus just to try to catch my attention(see pic related) but i keep ignoring her because she don't want talk with me. she only does all this shit because she only wants see if she has any power on me, you niggas are starved of pussy so im going to explain how women operates: when a woman actually wants to talk with you she will move land and sky to reach you out, norwegian smurfette knows my discord, she knows where reachs me out but she doesn't do it because as a i said she only is trying to get my attention only to see if she still having any kind of power/influence on me.


>Chased Lee off, got her
retarded posted stuff that violates the laws of U.S so


>False reported TCG
No idea who is him

>Harasses Ren
fat's chink worst enemy is herself. she is our local lolcow


>Now he stalks eggwater.
i literally warned the retard stop messing with me, retard didn't stop so I just start ot make a public service to the drawthreads community giving heads up about this metal ill nigger.

>>937622539
>i literally warned the retard stop messing with me, retard didn't stop
that seems to be a pattern with him lmao
squad went "hey we like you can you stop being an asshole", he kept spamming at them, they went "look we have some personal info on you here's proof, don't make us post this", he kept going, they went "look we're not going to dox you lol go ahead and attack us", he got on his hands and knees and begged to be doxxed. then when it happened he went "WOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE THIS IS A NEW LOW FOR YOU"

>>937622723
Now this. This is art.

>>937622239
Gee, I guess is time for booms...

>>937622472
Thanks!!!

>>937622723
O,shi- she's OK?

>>937622749
She napping

>>937622749
I'm glad you understand the position we're in.
>Salutes
Press the button, boss. We got this.

>>937622723
perfect fleshligth doesn't exis...

Did i infest the threads with shart however

>>937622539
Based

Lee is a samefag, Eggs is a whore, Cece is a fuckboi. Abusefag stays winning.

>>937622950
A fuckboi is cute, cece is just a creepy groomer

>>937622950
>This is winning
Your life. Is shallower than a puddle of piss in a parking garage.

>>937617774
>goalposts
You know when af can't translate a word.

>>937622636
jokes aside nigger is legit mental ill, i alredy talk about he showing in a non ironic way signs of schizophrenia(be a compusliver doddler like him is just a variation of hypergraphia(write a lot), an early sign of schizophrenia)

retard will end up in prision or death by police

>>937623189
Yeah it's like he already tried to rape his coworker or something

>>937623189
rare abusefag trvthnvke

>>937623270
retard reminds me to Richard Chase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvQOoboUmHc

>>937623275
bitch i already wrote pic related, i always speak the truth

>>937623554
>>937623189
>showing in a non ironic way signs of schizophrenia(be a compusliver doddler like him is just a variation of hypergraphia(write a lot),
the projection here is off the screen.

How many dead hookers do you have buried in the back yard?

>>937623554
that's not the truth cuz my girlfriend is a modern woman and she doesn't leave the house and doesn't talk unless she's spoken to and sleeps in a cage

Ah, the abusefag dick sucking hour... I'll just come back in the new thread. You kids keep playing with unc here.

>>937623601
suffah anglos
>>937623629
we ain't gonna suck his dick we tell him he's right when he's right and call him a gay nigger when he's wrong (which is most of the time)
broken clocks and whatever

Can't wait until zoomerfags get shit on for their overused gay lingo they think is culture and die inside when their rose tinted glasses turn brown from the fumes that was their shit upbringing. That would be radical dude.

>>937623715
suffah isn't zoomer lingo but it should be
suffah millennial

>>937623744
I meant unc
BRO

>>937623587
gee do you really miss your mom? just joking.

nigga im not a doctor or something i literally just read a wikipedia article and i joined the dots with cuckwater's behaviour, That evidence was there, anon. It was there for anyone to see.

>>937623997
suffah millennial

>>937623601
do we have any australian in drawthreads?

>>937624043
And this doesn't apply to you how?

>>937624048
It'll happen to you too

>>937624064
klim

>>937622723
Requesting Zim as Cobra Commander

>>937624121
it won't because I'm going to hang with the kids and stay up to date on all the gen alpha and gen beta slang
klim is like 90 but we all think he's cool cuz he acts like one of us. I'm going to be like that.

>>937624277
Jesus Christ, time is terrifying
Given 4chan doesn't die, 20 years from now we're going to have squad niggers as old as Samgasm. The drawfags are gonna be as old as Klim. We're gonna have generations posting in drawthreads that aren't even born yet. There are going to be people in threads that were born after covid.
Thinking about this is the closest I've ever come to just up and leaving. The most terrifying reality I can imagine is one where all of these things are true and for some reason I'm still here.

>>937624095
nigger i literally gifted a plushie to a girl that needed a lot of love from drawthreads and i did it in a way she wouldn't be doxxed so i can't be that bad <:3

I'm famous for requesting a lot shit, I never spent a single cent in any drawing commision, so me spending money on a gift for a person that lives in the other side of the world (and that i never meet in person) just to make her feel better well that tells a lot about me and my ability for feel empathy for another human being. when i gifted to her the plushie i didn't came to drawthreads to do sound a trumpet before me, i literally only start to talk about the plushie when norwegian smurfette start to play "le victim" so i had to expose the plushie thing in order she stop with her bullshit

I am an over empathetic human being so your gasligth doesn't work with me

>>937624277
How special ed. of you lil nigga

>>937624467
That's a lot of writing for someone that isn't a schizo.

Threads clogged

drew this and sent to some tranny becuz it tried to befriend my bf and then started crying once i told their mom abt them being trans lol lmk if u guys fw

>>937622723

Requesting Marcy eating expensive sushi.

>>937624822
>>937624822
Imagen here

>>937624760
>im le woman
post your tits with time stamp or fuck off btich

>>937624760
keyed
post it on the sharty
>>937624862
kys

>>937624580
>explaning with apples so the retard can understand why he is wrong= lol you are a schizo

>>937624760
Sounds fake and gay. Are you underaged?

>>937624936
>resorting to ad hominem
cool story, bro.

>>937624923
which stupid walking fleshlight(artists woMAN) are you?

>>937624999
>abusetranny getting mad at a woman for being transphobic
geg, should've known

New stonetoss

>>937622539
>she is our local lolcow
No, that would be you. look at this massive sperg out you took the bait hook line and sinker

>>937625059
nah i just need to know in order to add her to the pie chart

>>937625154
>see random woman
>add her to pie chart based despite knowing nothing about her
yeah no wonder your chart is inaccurate slop

>>937624760
Based and TTD pilled

>>937625062
It's obvious Trump is on Epstein's list.

Trump did have Epstein on the island.

And Musk and Russia will soon release the list, and the US would be screwed.

>>937625209
that's why i need to know how is she in order to create a profile of her and based on that judged where she belongs

>>937625292
>Create a profile on her
Totally not stalker behavior.

>>937625292
>all I need is a name to judge someone
no wonder your chart is inaccurate bullshit

How close do you all think Abusefag is to completing his skinsuit?

>>937624467
>i literally gifted a plushie to a girl
>I did this perceived kind gesture just once and then keep referring back to it, almost like that was the only reason I did it in the first place.to say i did this thing when everyone points out how creepy and unlikable I am.
And then the girl almost immediately proceeded to block you everywhere off thread, and then told you never to talk to her again when you turned into a hyper creep.

>Abusefag here, i have a tbp that i jerk off to sailor moon 'p and bbc blacked porn o algo, i have t50 eyes and vantablack skin, also im trans btw
Slopjak detected however

>>937618646
hehe, good one!

>>937619837
sweet

>>937624965
No i just have a porn addiction and like kaomojis ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

>>937625311
you need create a psychological profile in order to put these bitches in the correct place, like example one could be a virgin but if she is mental ill her mental illness has more weigth than her virginity(see Lee case) so based on that she would go to the black zone: the zone of ghost women aka dont stick dick in crazy. Isn't like i have a txt of each of these bitches, everything is in my genious' memory.

>>937625485
read >>937622539
and go be a retard somewhere else

>>937625717
i read your lolcow sperg session already

>>937625686
Cool story, bro.
Which slice is mostly likely to become a part of your skin suit?

>>937624862
lol keep being a bitch nigga and i’ll draw you getting raped by 10 niggers next

>>937625792
Why does the cock have a pussy?

>>937625792
what's your artist name? how we adress you?

>>937625242
we need to draw More women killing trannies….. TTD

>>937625847
uhhhhh benny is fine

>>937625686
Ironically, only a crazy drug addled whore would touch you and only to steal your money for more drugs while you slept off your very first Forrest Gump tier towel orgasm from just touching her tiddy.

>>937625605
thanks dawg

>>937625927
Alright Benny asnwer these questions:

1. Are you a virgin woman? if not post your body count and at what age you were pumped and dumped for the first time(when you threw away into the trash bin your value of woman, aka when you were deflowered lierally for nothing)

2. Do you have any mental illiness that appears on the DSM-5(The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition)

3. Are you a feminist/communist/marxist?

4. Did you grew up with your father present in your life? if so how was the realtionship with your father?

5. Thougths about jews?

6. How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

7. Do you think that is big a can of monster energy?

>>937625140
lolcow? what's that? Is that a furry thing?

>>937625963
stop projecting on me

>>937626379
uhmmmm i only have 1 body and that’s with my fiancé but i guess i was 17 & he was 16 when we first did it :3
2. not that i know of? i never been diagnosed or medicated. i only went to therapy as a child for trying to stab my mothers boyfriend
3. none political ideologies r a waste of time i rather Enhance better at my skills but i will say i do hate niggers i hate troons and i hate white women and i hate self hating white people and i also hate jews
4. yes i do have a father present in my life he’s been my supporter thru my art and other skills i had picked up in the past and i do appreciate him in my life and respect very much.
5. bomb israel and send pajeets to rape their women
6. i wake up rlly late anyways around lunch time but I do like making myself sunny side up egg sandwiches when i make it to breakfast time :33
7. i don’t rlly care for other weiner sizes my fiancés BWC is perfect and i don’t need to ever compare

Why is the creature that I drew so rapable?

>>937614944
Fuck you

>>937626929
forgot to include me

>>937625898
I might draw Rita the fox with a tranny hanging in the background soon/later

>>937626677
Why are you wasting your talents by being some weird vore/scat fetish enthusiast? You could ironically be based, but you're actively choosing not to

>>937627134
YESSS!!!!!! i wanna make a twitter so u can send me that plsss

>>937627134
Based, Rita is the best character

>>937627134
I was actually planning on making a request of rita in an SS uniform for nazifag

>>937624467
>I'm famous
youre nobody i havent a clue what any of what your talking about is about and im here everyday

youre completely deluded if you think you are relevant to anything here or anyone knows you or your history of schizo posts

>>937626657
.uhmmmm i only have 1 body and that’s with my fiancé but i guess i was 17 & he was 16 when we first did it :3

so you lost your virginity outside marriage?

>i only went to therapy as a child for trying to stab my mothers boyfriend

you did that becasue he tried to touch you in a sexual way?


>yes i do have a father present

but you just said thaat your mom had a bf. how old were you when your parents divorced and how that made you feelt?

> hate white women and i hate self hating white people

so you are a white woman? what acountry are you from?


you didn't answer the question #6 so im goign to ask again:

6. How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?


new questions:

8. Favorite sailor scout?

9. Is big 6"/15cm girth for a penis/dildo?

10. Do you feel that you are totally ruled by your emtions and feelings?

aloha snackbar

This the time when i met oskar. I gave him a hug..

>>937626536
I don't need to project anything, you put it on full display

What's the difference between drawthreads and a retirement home?
The retirement home still has some life left in it

>>937626379
>>937627430
how come you haven't given this interview to any of the other foids

>>937624760
please post a pic of your hand with time stamp. do it like pic related

>>937627262
My fetish has extremely specific prefrences and when you can't find food on the menu you have to make it yourself.

>>937627677
maybe because she is literally new? the other gals are oldfags enoughs so just with watching their behaviour i can create their respective psychological profiles

>>937627803
it'd be best to go back and ask those questions I think, you might be shocked at some of the answers

>>937615475
Ngl chemo definitely treads the line between irony and shitter.
They've got about the same autism trait as bunyan but if they hyperfixated instead on their Averi lookalike

>>937627430
1. no i haven’t i only lost my virginity with my current fiancé and we knew what we wanted and found it within each other we’re still together after 5 years so i dont rlly care what u niggas think u wish u can marry and spend the rest of ur life with the same girl u first had sex with
2. no he never touched me but he did manipulate my mom into charging me rent once he moved in which pushed me to do that
3. they split up when i was 8 years old and i had been having one week with each parent but once i turned 18 i moved to to fathers house and life was just way better becuz my moms a bitter bitch who started to get jealous of me for no reason she tried to make me pay my check up for finding out that i had Influenza B and that just pushed me farther from her becuz i didn’t even ask her to take me to the doctors in the first place!!!
4. i’m not white im american but my family came from argentina when my mom was 10
5. uhhhhhhhhh not give a fuck
6. princess usagi… have u watched any other magical girl anime’s? i have watched glitter force and read toyoko mew mew
7. isn’t that above average? idk idc
8. i keep to myself and talk inside my head a lot so i will say i do have a problem with overthinking and creating scenarios that will never happen but i don’t act like batshit crazy over small shit

>>937627875
I am unironically more secually attracted to your bird drawing then women

>>937627843
Anon, I am a social scientist, I have literally wrote a book about modern woman's nature. I know what I am doing.

>>937627875
>They've got about the same autism trait as bunyan
If you're talking about the art style I think it's right above Poopcat tier which is right above Chrishop tier which is right above Bunyan tier
If you're talking about personality then that makes no sense, he literally didn't say a word when he was here whereas Bunyan literally gives us hourly updates on his life and posts schizo rants about his character lore that he pretends is literally real

>>937627875
DOGFUCKER JOOOOOOOONES!

>>937627909
Congrats on the new stalker

>>937627729
sorry my hands r rlly sweaty and i promise i am not fat

>>937628064
I am trans btw :):):)):)

>>937628064
>timezone
Rookie mistake, west coast trash

>>937627934
I'm literally just a pile of feathers

>>937628064
You're willingly giving a known stalker information to use to stalk you.

>>937628064
No fucking way that's a woman's hand. That looks like my hand but more brown.

>>937628064
are you indian?

>>937628096
ok..? so what r u like the prince of /b/ more like the jester of /b/ becuz no one takes u srsly

>>937628146
how do u know im telling the truth? what if i am actually a black woken under this… you’ll neverrrr know mannneee whachu talming abt

>>937628145
That's gooning material

>>937627994
yeah, people here pretend bad at drawing = retarded for some reason. there really are no judgments you can make about chemo one way or the other outside of what the squad said about him, which could easily be bullshit, and painted him in a pretty neutral light anyway (has a job and a girlfriend irl, has OCD)
he's kind of an interesting figure for that reason. not to mention the sense of humor expressed in his comics was always surreal as fuck and felt almost like an alien wrote it

>>937627909
>1. no i haven’t i only lost my virginity with my current fiancé and we knew what we wanted and found it within each other we’re still together after 5 years so i dont rlly care what u niggas think u wish u can marry and spend the rest of ur life with the same girl u first had sex with

so 5 years together and he still without give you the wedding ring? do you really know the meaning of 'fiance'?

>3. they split up when i was 8 years old and i had been having one week with each parent but once i turned 18 i moved to to fathers house and life was just way better becuz my moms a bitter bitch who started to get jealous of me for no reason she tried to make me pay my check up for finding out that i had Influenza B and that just pushed me farther from her becuz i didn’t even ask her to take me to the doctors in the first place!!!

so you have mommy issues?

>4. i’m not white im american but my family came from argentina when my mom was 10

post a pic of your hand with time stamp

>5. uhhhhhhhhh not give a fuck

don't worry you already answered my question


>6. princess usagi… have u watched any other magical girl anime’s? i have watched glitter force and read toyoko mew mew

if the anime has teenage girls wearing slutty outfits im in. sailor moon is my favorite one, mako-chan is the best girl

>7. isn’t that above average? idk idc

yes. what's the legnth, girth and wide of the penis of you bf?

>8. i keep to myself and talk inside my head a lot so i will say i do have a problem with overthinking and creating scenarios that will never happen but i don’t act like batshit crazy over small shit

do you often talk alone(using your voice)?

>>937628425
ok nigga shut up your pissing me off bye

>>937628183
yes saar my IP is frm india saar can u pls click the link i sent to your email saar

>>937628507
Congrat retard, you did this to yourself. lol

>>937628160
check the index finger. index finger on women is equal on lenght with the ring finger

>>937628160
yes i do a lot of hands on work at my job so i can’t have cute nails or cute female hands and have to have rough big meaty hands

>>937628507
with this emotional reaction yours you actually answered all my questions.

>>937628425
Bruh actually read Tokoyo mew mew it is def up ur alley with underage girls in slutty outfits there’s also an anime as well if i don’t wanna read it

>>937628580
nail bitting?

his first interaction with a new female in months and he immediately asks about her fiance's penis

>>937628686
alexa play anxiety by dochii

>>937628145
Here is your OC in a blender :3

>>937628580
does your job also cause you to have a cock and no tits?

>>937628660
meh anything after sailor moon is just a bootleg of sailor moon

>>937628737
>no timestamp

>>937628805
shitttttt nigga u got me … i work.. at an oils rig… and they throw tomatoes at me when i don’t do my job right and twist my micropenis till it’s red ;-;

>>937628507
Why were you answering the questions of a stalker/serial killer in the first place?

>>937628749
blender ON

>>937628900
i fed him literal lies i dont know how /b/ of all places is thinking that im telling the complete truth

>>937628970
I figured you weren't full retard.
But at the same time you've just added to his list of things to go off about.

>>937628160
>No fucking way that's a woman's hand. That looks like my hand but more brown.

who is going to tell him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hClbBfmMikQ

Where's Snacks? I need to know if I should make coffee or not.

new thread?

>>937628014
not a dogfucker. Just food

>>937629027
damn u guys rlly think women r unicorns

>>937629062
>he wants more of this
But why?

>>937629111
Shadow's OC is hotter than women

>>937629111
Women aren't real. At least not on the internet.
Everyone knows that.

>>937629062
>>937629171 new thread

>>937629113
Not anon but i want to post more oskars.

>>937618646
Cute, girl looks like she can handle another guy using her mouth

>>937629233
Have you considered making an Oskar thread?

>>937629249
I'm not saying no.

>>937628851
What if I don't have a micropenis like all of you? How often should I wash my dick?

Epic RP threaderino, can't wait for the next one to pasta the entire conversation back again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA

>>937629307
every day

>>937629423
hello vooooooid! you're grey now

>>937629464
Just a little for now, color is a bit nicer when the background is neutral. See you at the end of the next thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sGmSEehi4

>>937628064
Okay guys I have the solution for this (to tell if it's a man). First is the index/ring finger, USUALLY males will have index fingers that are shorter than their ring finger, though this isn't always it can be a good indicator. The second is the skin pores, if an image is taken close enough to the skin (back of the palm is a good place) you can see a diamond type pattern connecting the skin pores if they're a male, whereas females will have no pattern and only smooth circle pores. It is very easy to spot with the naked eye but the image has to be good enough quality to see. We can't see the skin pores in this image so they would have to take an image of the back of their hand for us to confirm this.

>>937629932
?

>>937628580
mb didn't see this image until after posting, but it still is kind of hard to see the skin pores cause it's kind of blurry. It's hard to tell if those are the patterns or just wrinkles especially around the knuckle area

>>937630004
How far you think you could jam this in my pooper?

>>937630004
what's a lady doing with fists like george foreman

>>937630241
god fucking forbid i go to the gym and my hands prove that i go to the gym

>>937630287
send bobs

>>937629424
What about my enormous balls?