Thread 937611620

How do I get a fuller beard? I haven't shaved for almost 3 weeks and this is all I got

>>937611620 (OP)
Exercise, eat more meat, less sugar, more complex carbs

>>937611620 (OP)
just accept that you are not a beard person, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things

there are solutions, but same as with hair, it will cost you at least 5k and is a major surgery with wound aftercare that will take months to heal, and likely involve pills/lotion for the rest of your life.

don't fall into the same trap women do, own who you are

>>937611620 (OP)
apply cow turds to desired growth, saar

>>937611620 (OP)
NYPA

>>937611620 (OP)
Idk man, but being a neckbearded retard isn't cool. At least shave or trim your mustache so you don't look like a complete weirdo.

>>937611971
human better

>>937611620 (OP)
Minoxidil once or twice every day.
Microneedling once or twice every week.
On the days you're microneedling you should wait 10 minutes before applying the minoxidil.

Microneedle stamps are better than derma-rollers. You can get them on Amazon for like 10 bucks and you can use them for a month or two as long as you disinfect them before and after use.


Also this >>937611851

>>937612550
Ok thanks I am trying minoxidil at the moment and it may be helping a bit

>>937611620 (OP)
If that's all you've got after 3 weeks you are literally female
I mean seriously what the fuck? You must have a vagina

>>937612755
I am still trying

>>937612945
Okay I feel bad now
I dunno bro maybe stop worrying about it you're not missing anything, once it gets a certain length it's a pain in the ass anyway and itches, food gets caught in it, etc.
Literally the only upside is repeat pussy stank after eating and hiding a weak chin
Just go clean shaven and work on something else about yourself

>>937613028
No probs I found it funny anyway
cool I'll do that maybe it is not so important but still wanna get a beard one day because I am almost 30 now

>>937613066
Glue your pubes to your face then

>>937612589
Anything that reduces inflammation would help your skin and hair. So reduce your intake of fried foods and simple carbs.

Eat more carrots and green leaf vegetables. Also consider a vitamin B complex and a general multivitamin. You can't get too much vitamin B because you'll just piss out what your body doesn't use, so don't worry if there's some overlap.

I've never tried essential oils myself, but there are studies that show rosemary can work just as well as minoxidil so maybe do some googling and read up on that. Just remember to never apply undiluted essential oils, and don't combine essential oils with microneedling.