/cel/ - feeding mmm posters edition

pig sex with Alice

mmm you say?

https://youtu.be/eTeg1txDv8w?si=EYut8LXwUdWl5JpY

Three terrible options.

MMM watcha say

>>937627051
Mmm Wacha saay
Blessed before the auto tune times

https://youtu.be/yMrYWaFG9y0

>>937628303
i thought about posting the weird al version 'cause i like it better :3
>alice glass
<3 <3
>mmmwachasaaaay

https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0?si=mRfHWnkQotlFds9c

Luv Alice
Luv Allison

>>937628625
Alice is a pedophile.

Allison is comfy kindo lovin' samoan qt

>>937628625
luv
luv will tear us apart
again

>>937628123
TRUNKED

>>937629043

how could you compete

>>937628562
Yeah weird al. Hardware stooooooreee, my favorite one. Genuinely epic, larger than life in a very comedic, ironic way.

Too bad that wasn't the Imogen version, which also made me think of this banger:

https://youtu.be/Vkfpi2H8tOE

Actually I wanna hear the weird al version now

i literally cant

>>937629170
she likes em big

bd you suck

>>937629917
I wanna suck

>>937629917
:< That's not very nice...

homo

i will be farming in 10-12 days. wheat got sprayed today

mmm weed

>>937630171
kys cunt

>>937630128
good good.

>>937630197
why

Every weed enjoyer agrees that is cures all diseases.
They can't all be wrong, can they?

>>937630126
Only for you and Allison.
More for Allison.

>>937630217
very excited to be back farming

gooby pls

>>937630128
Are you a machinist Cholstmeister? Like a heavy machinery operator? This stuff supposed to be extra professional. It's wheat, not veggies.

https://youtu.be/0NS53Ydzq6o

>>937630284

>>937629305
odd 80s stuff time? :3

https://youtu.be/-sFK0-lcjGU?si=dwx4MM0gWd-MqV0j

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TApN-cvA04

why are you gay?

>>937630381
does a tractor count as a heavy machine

>>937630477
<3

>>937630534
because i read that question to the melody of YMCA

>>937630579
howdy

I'm straight

>>937630540
It has to be manufactured by John Deere.

>>937630649
You don't have a sexuality you have a diseased mind that only a bullet can fix.

>>937630670
case ih or bust, bro.

>>937630616
made me laugh, good one

>>937630705
Depends on the dealership but Deere have better after sales support and are more fuel efficient.

>>937630724
Does anythin happen if you put a quarter in her bellybutton?

>>937630649
Straight as a bender.
>>937630616
Whatcha up to?

>>937630747
Can't comment on that as I've never been near a Deere. I refuse to ever step foot in one.

>>937630777
yeah you get arrested

>>937630823
Whatever works best for you and yours.

>>937630824
Oh damn, I better tell my friend.
I forgot to say I was asking for him.

bd was on tv once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LWxbgOwfsM

>>937630930
Ironically he was interviewed by local media once.

anybody get any of that terrible dirty pleasure instead

>>937630920
a quarter saved is a quarter earned, tell him he can have that advise for free

>>937630930
Ironically I was interviewed by local media once.

might spill my seed soon

>>937630993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8vMHh-rHPU

>>937631082
right there with you anon

>>937631088
When is it your turn?

the ol choli driving truck with 2 (two) fractures in his knee. I really do this forreal.

>>937631056
>ell him he can have that advise for free
You sure?! That's one hell of an advice to just give away.
Tell you what, I'm gonna leave a crisp fiver on the table and look the other way and if it disappears it disappears.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOLY ALICE JUST GOT EXPOSED
NO ONE KNEW HIS EVIL SECRET UNTIL NOW

>>937631122
you're a danger to other drivers

>>937628562
>albums still in the wrapper
PHONY! SHE'S A BIG FAT PHONY!

What is the charge? Eating a meal?

>>937631177
i'm a danger to myself too

unsubstantiated rumors

>>937630477
Dunno much about the 80s, I'm more of a 70s enjoyer. Me and my mum used to listen to 70s pop, abba and boney em and such. good times. And good spin you got there nevertheless.

>>937630540
Do you mean a combiner harvester locomotor apparatus? I'm not sure really. Something you harvest the crops with.

>>937631122
Why are you knees still fucked up?

You know somethin wrong with SOYciety when a man can't even show up to a 13 y/o's house for a nice meal anymore.
Two words: NINE ELEVEN

beady pls

>>937631228
well ya see during wheat harvest i just drive truck. combine is very complicated, to say the least.
>>937631240
osteoporosis is going wild for me rn

>>937631123
yeah I'd take it.
fool coulda had free advice but now i've got 5 dollars

>>937631301
he doesn't make starlet threads now. New 4chan passes are too expensive for a man who lives on welfare.

I don't care what this sack of shit is doing, it's still breathing

true beauty, coming through!

>>937630724
:D

>>937630790
was foldin' some towels <3
now i'm gonna have a snack
(You)?

>>937631179
noooo

>>937631228
my mama was into 80s and 90s stuff, so my brain's wired for that

but abba is cool! the winner takes it aaaaaall

>>937631403
Unfortunately so are you.

oh he squirmin now

>>937631357
Somethin somethin a fool and his money are quickly parted heh.
Not me tho.
Anyways here $5 more.

;)

>>937631452
wowowow

>>937631466
Is this a Blair Witch.

As the eve approaches, he will do whatever he can to garner the attention of the KING in hopes of bein chosen to accompany him in his chambers. Sadly for him that ship has already sailed.

>>937631466
bet she can't even tell the difference between bloodgrind slushcore and dark thrashdeathdoom metal... kids these days

>>937631466
Still working
>>937631403
Agreed

>>937631549
yes
stand in the corner >:D

>>937631582
i only listen to fridgehum and dryerbrick

>>937631587
boooo! duck out early

babs, pls

did you guys even see M3gan 2.0?

>>937631640
Alice is here so we already have a pedophile being annoying. You can leave.

>>937631640
I did I did.

It wasn't too bad. I enjoyed it.

>>937631607

>>937631607
I thought you'd be more into... shoegaze

>>937631710
>would headpat in the darkest, deepest wood

>>937631684
I wish it had stayed horror comedy, but it was still cute and funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClJMQKTJ0JE

>>937631617
Pls what?
Tell me
>>937631607
Can't. I am the boss tonight.

>>937631735
more like "shoo, gays!"
>turns firehose on homosexual who slept over last night

>>937631758
that means you can make the call to close shop early

>>937631340
Soil to the earth, you're a working man, that's all that matters

Wheat operator
Knee dislocator

No need to ask

https://youtu.be/UNk6LTZYokk?si=zhLjn0Pv0siiMNx8 (I'm sorry lol)

>>937631710

>>937631744
I agree, I like the part where M3GAN tried to rebuild herself like in that pic I posted. It's spooky and unique.
Also M3GAN wanting to have the same face she had in the last movie even tho it's the only thing that would make everyone recognize her was kinda silly.

>"Change my face and I'll change yours."

Like she's trying to be stealthy and NOT be M3GAN but she chooses to have the same face.
But it does go with her personality of being snarky.

Is that the main girl of the movie you're posting?
DAMN she's cuter in the pics than in the movie. :3

>>937631860
>>937631738
Oops

>>937631853
<33
humble farmer choli

>>937631879
She's 14. How many measures of cheap ass whisky have you drunk today?

>>937631941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIGFxj0D8Pk

i farm wheat so minji can have her bread this is why i do this

>>937631835
Nope. I will tell you on disc later.

>>937631892
just means extra may-z
also, dat tummy

>>937632035
hey just launch the nukes and let's peel this human extinction band-aid already

>>937631835
you have a firehose in your bedroom?? not sure if that's extra safe or extra kinky...

also i really love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShgpiUNH_qw

>>937632001
I dont understand.

>>937632001
okay now this is right up my alley

>>937632101
>you have a firehose in your bedroom?
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

i'mma listen in a moment <3

>>937631466
I'm very much vibing right now, you took me on a trip. Gawd dang. That's so radical.

Gotta google that weird al remix now, since you chose to gatekeep it from me

>>937632096
Her next tour should have more tummy.

>>937632231
heh, sorry <3

it's based on that crash test dummies song, but there are tons of references to news stories from the early and late 90s so it may require homework :-/

https://youtu.be/dU95v23MQ4c

>>937632245
what is it like to be so absolutely correct?

>choli farming wheat so his waifu (minji) can have the best bread
>beady is still unemployed

and homeless

>>937632331
where do you think your wheat plants got their carbon dioxide from??? show some respect

And smelly.
No wait...

------
I'm kinda tired boys.

Mite lie down for an hour or two.

i provide for my queen can you say the same beady
>>937632375
fair lol

>>937632410
Do us all a favor and make sure you lie down on a highway.

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit of a wild spirit and totally confident in my curves. I love teasing and pushing boundaries during those flirty chats. There's something so thrilling about making someone lose control while I enjoy myself too. I'm always in the mood to play around, but I tend to stay in because of my social anxiety. That's why I'm super into private chats – it just feels way more comfortable! If you're down for some fun and want to chat, hit me up at my username: lu-n a-s-t-iv-q (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Looking forward to some spicy convos!

>>937632303
how many days has it been since you shot cum out of your samoan cock?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>937632131
It's great, I promise! Normally that stuff is too harsh and chaotic for me. I'm listening to Tool's Fear Inoculum album right now

>>937632245
speaking of extreme, when's Maisie's collab with Marduk gonna happen? Panzer Division Maisie.

>>937632509
447 days (^///^)'

>>937632547
>chaotic
i have a friend i've known since elementary school and only recently found out she's kind of obsessed with tool, but she just never talks about them - i only found out because her husband mentioned it

>>937632623
>447 days
Interesting.
'k carry on.

So you're going by "beady" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

J-jokes on y-you I didn't read that haha.

>>937632662
>carry on
for as long as i'm able
had a close call yesterday

>>937632303
>>937632547

>>937632035
More gatekeeping. Gawd dang!!

>>937632303
Oh I see what you mean, you have to work for your meal here, and those references feel like overtime. I was never good at those. Don't know nothing about anything.

>>937632784
I meant as in carry on posting but also that too.

>>937632623
>average Tool fan experience
yup, checks out!
>>937632840
<3

>>937632840
so huggable
>>937632859
knowin' stuff is overrated
at least, that's why i told my therapist, and i think i've almost got her convinced
>>937632911
ooooh (^///^)
>>937632938
that song you linked was nice, like metalic shoegaze

>>937632994
>ooooh (^///^)
Don't get too excited.

>>937633034
THAT'S NOT HELPING!

>>937633087
O-RLY.JPG

>>937632994
Dunno much about history
Dunno much biology

Vibin'

But also feeling like very much ironically uneducated

>>937633132
putteth out mine eeeeeeyes

>>937633162
i'm not aware of too many things
i know what i know
if you know what i mean

choke me in the shallow water
before i get too deep

>>937633269
You need to find someone who will take your penis into their mouth and caress the oh so sensitive and needy head as you look at pics of her.

Someone who will delight in savoring your gentle sighs of ecstasy as you start to leak precum into their mouth. Who will grip your thighs to keep you in place as you squirm from the pleasure building up through the entire length of you.

Maybe someone blessed to not have a gag reflex?

See ya around space cowboy.

>>937632994
I wish more stuff was like it

I remember searching for Via Dolorosa forever (the album by Opthalamia) and when I finally found it, it wasn't impressive (this was in the Limewire days)

>>937633304
well now it's at full mast >:(
i hope you're pleased with yourself
>but seriously, if you're leaving, have a comfy day and take care

>>937633338
if i hear of anything i think you'd like that's similar, i'll let ya know <3

>>937633349
ha!

>>937633304
also, i did NOT need to know how puffy, pale/pink, and yummy looking her pussy is

i did not need this beautiful but cursed knowledge ;_;

>>937633482
>>937633434
>well now it's at full mast >:(

Try not to imagine this is your POV. That would be a truly awful thing to imagine.

>A comfy day to you too as yep this is the last thread for me today.

>>937633511
not a celeb

>>937633511
this is killing me >_<

>>937633599
Lucky for you the thread is over.

>>937633589
you seem constipated

>>937633640
lucky for me there's no sound

>>937633711
You can also thank the powers that be there's a 2MB limit and I'm too lazy to resize.

>>937634083
#blessings

>>937634244
>>937634244
>>937634244

>>937634125
how blessed we are that the thread has ended and the one who yearns to be the centre of attention at all times has made a new thread.

See ya.

whores