/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/lMuUScD9swI?si=8uYPeB6guK2on2rg

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

You propose your waifu. How does she react?

>>937637522
you're an avatarfaggot

>>937637630

Patient, beautiful Gaia.
>>937637522
Most probably with a cute laugh, hiding her beautiful mouth, and then a life lesson.

kill yourself

>>937637522
A union between man and wife under God? As a demon she likely wouldn't be very happy.
Civil union, thats where it's at. All the paperwork, none of the almighty.

>kneesocks claimed

>>937637739
>A union between man and wife under God? As a demon she likely wouldn't be very happy.
Civil union, thats where it's at. All the paperwork, none of the almighty.

>>937637667
Why a life lesson? That implies that you did something wrong and you need someone older then you telling where you fucked up.
>>937637739
So she would say yes?

>>937637882
If something depressing is all you think of when you think of life lessons, then you haven't met planet Earth.

>>937637882
One would hope.

kill yourselves trannys

more shit for you

>>937638160
kill yourself

>>937637522
she would cry

>>937638239
she's not real

>>937637522
disgust.

>>937638239
Cry of what exactly.
>>937637990
Of course I havent, Im not an Earthfag.
>>937637992
No, YOU would hope, which is different.
How do you think marriage even works for demons?

>>937638309
spic

>>937638309
contracts according to all occult sources in fantasy and religion text sources just like any marriage now.

Yawn

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Good night Erde. Thank you for everything.
>>937638309
>of course I haven't met Earth
I expected you replying the opposite.

>>937638605
don't come back

>larger yawn than sops yawn, by like, a lot.

>>937638309
The royal One. Yes, I would.
Likely non exsistant as its an invention of religion.
A civil union is the way. Its basically marriage without the god parts. Far more likely for it to be the way to go.

>>937638605
Good night Erde!

>>937638309
what

>>937638594
if you take a shit you won't be so sleepy

>>937638308
Bruh.
>>937638605
I havent met Earth as YOU know it, like this metaphyisical concept that made you feel love and shit, otherwise yes, of course I know Earth.
Good night.
>>937638662
God that drawing is pissing me off.
>The royal One. Yes, I would.
What does this mean.
Listen, I understand marriage and civil union as the same thing, with that said, do you think CiVIl UnIOn is a thing in BDSMland?
>>937638704
What do you mean what, there are many reasons as to why a woman would cry during a proposal.
And you still havent answered, why do you think is suspect that I want you to tell me who your waifu is so I can draw her.

>>937638662
>yawn but bigger than that by an inch

>>937638817
>draw

oh no your avatar is around images if shit

>>937638817
I still like it! Its still my lock screen, my coworkers liked it too, many compliments.
One as in I. The queen of England said it a bit. And I like saying it.
Why not? The devil makes deals all the time, contracts are just deals written down. Plus all those lawyers have to do SOMETHING down there.

>>937638855
>stronger, higher quality yawn.

>>937639090
you know whenever you yawn you're asshole opens and closes just like when you cough