Thread 937887583

>>937887583 (OP)
jenna owns my cock

So we're not using beadys thread?

>>937887623

>>937887700
this one was made first and actually posted in previous

>>937887759
This is the thread.

This is the real one because I post in it

>>937887930
based

>>937887930
suicide pact with beady

>>937887930
Sir do you know how CRINGE you were going?

yuh

I demand that mods write an addon that plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99RLzhE-CI in /cel/ threads as soon as I post

>>937888527
The same mods who range banned you and are still using code that moot wrote?

Bitch pls.

How did the whole range ban lore thing come about?

>>937888692
You gloated about it in a starlet thread.

Why was I in a starlet thread?
Is there some place I can read up on the entire fan fiction? You guys have been putting literal years into this. Kind of CWC levels of insanity.

>>937888807
Go back to sucking beadys cock you annoying maggot.

>>937888807
meds kiddo

>>937888563
ahaha
north Korean style cyber defense is best korean cyber defense

large load imminent

I wanna _______ Alice in his _________.

>punch
>mouf

Ant bit me on my neck.
Ask my how I know it was black.

>>937890110
it was huge and gave you a boner?

Racially motivated attack and this is how y'all acting.
Society is doomed.

close to cumming

Things are starting to get weird in here.

>>937890031
>>937890110
Blacked

>starting to get weird
>starting

>>937891166
You can say Beady, Anon. We know you mean Him.

>>937888111
Post the quotes pic

>>937891910
Ugly Russian gook with nigger lips.

>>937892129
Don't reply to me. Go eat a pizza, fat boy.

>>937891866
tainted
>>937891571
>>937891844
needs to be

sydney sweeney + cuck brother

>summer slam tomorrow
CODY FRICKIN' RHODES LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937893315
I'd be so jealous of her. Such an easy life!

>>937892907
You're supposed to swallow, you dumb bitch

CODY JUST MADE HIS ENTRANCE

Dejj as fuq.

>>937894418
Could be much worse. Also, tonight's the night isn't it

>>937894767
yes yes in 5 hours time i'll be goonin my shizz to maya + jinny/yunjin. for now it's wrestlin' time

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that the thread was dead. Please clap and give me accolades for this stunning and clever observation

>>937894981
For 90 minutes of course. Enjoy your wrestling

Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda

>>937895142
Will do!
My boy codester had a nice promo!!!

new minji. i sent it to brocky first so he got to see it before anyone

Picking up a couple 'zas and iced coffee.
2nite's gonna be a moobie.

>>937895562
Hope you choke on it all narcissist

We need another fappening.

>>937896135
the first one was a scare tactic to stop the panama papers. that journalist was car bombed, and most of the parties involved got nothing but blood on their hands
>we
i'd like to talk to not you.

minji is so pretty

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

shit thread

>>937893619
is the shadow behind her -supposed- to look like michael moore droppin' a massive dong?

>>937894418
cute feet

https://youtu.be/Hz5SFQsLzAg

dood-dah dooo, doody doo doody doooo

>>937896712
agreed!

>>937896893
they're so pale and soft <3

hey, i'm bein' nosy - what'd ya end up eatin' for dinner last night?

>>937896947
microwaved some chicken fried rice and added some soy sauce. it was pretty good.

>>937896571
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAMMA!!

I'm back home. :>

>>937897001
glad ya ended up gettin' somethin' <3

HE'S BACK AT THE HOUSE

>>937897059
yes yes <33

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY PENIS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>937897102
based sicily poster

>>937897288
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Anyways I gotta shower now and get those 'zas in the ove. :>

nigga bought a 2 dollar frozen pizza

>>937897288
OH DAMN. OH GOSH DAMN

when i win the lottery i'm gonna build a house with a brick pizza oven and y'all are invited over

>>937897518
It gonna be tuff to huff and puff and blow that house down!

>>937897769
the oven part of it, anyway

>>937897793
that looks fantastic

that otter eats better than we do!

KStew?

>>937897927
>that otter eats better than we do!
spoiled little rascals but we love em nonetheless

this pic always makes me laugh

kill yourself beady

>>937898048
mhm

cute fuzzy babies are s'posed to be spoiled - it's the law

>>937898119
whassamadder, never seen an otter settin' up a picnic before?

>>937898144
>whassamadder, never seen an otter settin' up a picnic before?
i always imagine ui eating all the food and then getting mad like in that pic and yelling "WHO ATE ALL MY FOOD? FESS UP"

>>937898245
lil fuzzball played himself

motherfker chad didn't even log on

>>937898384
kek yeah

>>937898426
speaking of, i bought my doggie some new treats

she loves them, but they smell absolutely godawful

>>937898396
fuck chad
objectively one of the worst anons
closte to bd

>>937898625
what are the treats made of?
>>937898764
whoa now chads my nigga

>>937898806
not mine, for sure

>>937898897
>>937898806
Ask him about me LMAO

>>937898914
do you and chad have beef or something?

>>937898983
he certainly does with me

>>937898806
>what are the treats made of?
salmon, so i expected 'em to smell fishy, but...yeah, it's poooootent

but she loves 'em <3

>>937899072
Moan my cock

>>937899072
oh boy lol. i'll ask him about it the next time he's on.
>>937899095
>salmon
uffda. yeah, that'll do it.
At least she likes em tho! Maybe your lil puppy is a small otter in training. Hana loves salmon.

>>937889499
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>>937897040
>>937897769

OnlyFans whores are not celebrities. At this point it looks like you're trying to advertise on here without permission.

>>937899201
>dat pic and caption
<3 heh, love it
kinda looks like judi dench

my pup could easily pass for one of those spoiled rotten otters :3

>>937899292
>my pup could easily pass for one of those spoiled rotten otters :3
<33 love that, love that!!!!

>>937899487
i mean, why are we even here if not to spoil cute, fuzzy animals?

>>937899487
alright, my friend

i'm gonna get ready for bed
you have a lovely night <3

>>937899580
I wish i had a good philosophical response to this but ya know what? i got nothin'
>>937899687
have a good sleep <33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvMcJZqYrY
yeats not washed yet

Dejj.

>>937899234
>>937899292
>>937899487
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>>937899777
>>937900227
>>937900838

very cool troy thank you

He reminds me too much of me.

>>937899201
>>937899292
>>937899487
>>937899580
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>>937900838
>>937901073
>>937901123

>>937901123
he doesn't look like a big meanie

>>937901179
You're right.
He looks even nicer and less dominant than me.
I am greater than even Godzilla.

>>937887899
>>937887583 (OP)
>>937890110
>>937891571
Pedophile
>>937891910
>>937892129
>>937895194
Not a celeb, fuck off pedo scum

>floods for a decade while bullying all the anons here
>goes homeless after ruining cel
>rots away talking to himself everyday

Hey look it's Choli!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i look nothing like that btw

gonna goon my shizz to yunjin and only yunjin tonight cheers

Seems all of /b/ is dead tonight.
Kinda weird. You can't convince me there are that many normies that /b/ would die on a Friday night.

he posts the same 20 low res pics of asians and otters every fucking thread

>>937901753
Betrayal most foul
>>937901870
What's your theory?

>>937901888
You cant dictate what he posts !!!!1!!!

I don't agree with his "am owed the sex" policy
but I do approve of his "All whites must die" policy

>>937901975
How's rez life treating you cuz?

>tries to force rules on everyone here
>we all either laugh and make fun of him or just leave
>cel dies
>starts talking to himself everyday

>>937901975
based

>>937901888
filter me
>>937901919
sometimes yunjin just calls to me. tonight is one of those nights

>>937901975
Actually based tho.

do we want to summon Hersh. Because this is definitely how you summon Hersh?

>>937902008
Pedophile

might pull my penis out but I might be too tired.
just letting you know

>>937902008
>>937902070
ty

>>937902177
Nothing worse than falling asleep with your dingus out.
Nothing says "defeated" quite like it.

>>937902229
i think of it as a power move

>>937902363
Are you the type of guy who goons his shiz with his door open then passes out and waits for his roommates to find him with his cock out?

ALPHA

I have just been informed by one of my little birdies that Choli has thrown in the towel and started posting Mama Maya in another thread.

>>937902429
gotta show them who's in charge

there are only two anons on here that would sound funnier coming from

>>937902507
And who are they gonna complain to?
Uh yes hello landlord, I'd like to complain about my roommate, so I was staring at his BIG FAT COCK BECAUSE I'M GAY please make him stop.

No one's gonna admit to looking at another's man dick.

Power move. Well played.

For me I like to goon in the living room.

>>937902585
theres actually no laws against it

>>937902707
I'm not even gonna fact check that because I can feel it in my bone that it's true.

Why you so tired 2nite?

>>937902802
idk just am. A real toss up if i'm gonna cum or fall asleep first

>>937902896
IKTF. Watching Kong x Godzilla The New Empire and chattin on here.
Was thinkin of gettin my shizz out but naturally there are no females bein posted.

It's all so tiresome. Sometimes you just need an easy win y'know?

>>937902981
true true
enjoy your movie

>>937903038
Thank ya thank ya, enjoying it so far.
You enjoy yourself as well. :>

But a "whites must die" policy means i can't post....well, ok, but not...hmm

0 females bein posted ITT cheers.

>>937903119
great jeans

>>937903461
Based

>>937903587
EXCUSE YOU

>>937903635
Maybe next time Cami and Syd get a little respect and you don't have to be Spidermanned by that anon

>>937903747
I mean fair enuff. I was on a bit of a warpath there for a minute.

>>937903800
If you wish to be honored, die. If you wish to be insulted, post in /cel/

>>937903874
Are those the only two options?!
Sheeesh, that's ruff.

There's no secret third option where we can snuggle up with a bikini babe for a night?

I figure there's no harm in asking at least heh...

He literally sounds like me.

>>937903947
The quote was apparently originally in German. I strongly suspect there being only two options was intentional. I could also hope for a third option where you abandon your manic-perpetuated false crusade that even turned Alice against you recently. But here we are

IDGAF about Alice.
He made me cum super hard 229 days ago (I looked it up) and that's about it.

It's not my fault you people are so hell bent on destroying these threads, you being one of the main perpetrators.

Believe it or not people have to post celebs in the celeb thread for it to be good.
If you don't want to do that then fuck off.

Maybe I wouldn't complain and spam so much if people posted celebs I liked once in awhile.
Maybe people would post celebs once in awhile if they weren't treated better for not posting celebs.

Kill yourself.

It's been a decade since the celebrities we like were relevant. Even Camila is over 30. Time moves on, and that's fine. We embrace obscurity. We post our favorites in nostalgia. We cheer on the anons into the next batch. And /cel/ perseveres

that'll take the starch out of you in a hurry

>>937904244
thankfully we don't all like the same celebs. and the Camila I like is still only 28.

Dumb shits too lazy to post celebs in the celeb thread then having the nerve to complain.
Fucking beggars complaining about their handouts.

>>937904803
make me cum

>>937904803
mmmm

>>937904764
Based Cabello ass fan

ALICE PLEASE

>>937904244
you're doing it wrong. start liking better celebs like Sydney Sweeney and you won't have this problem.

You pieces of shit have obliterated a thread that has been going non-stop for 13 years with your cancerous shit. Fucking injection site opened in these threads and now we have a bunch of lazy cock suckers hanging around ruining the place complaining how the free shit that they get isn't good enough. Madness. Fuck you.

Not Pix AKA Pix one of the main fucking beggars is rich.
Drug addict that doesn't contribute thinks people who don't contribute aren't the problem
More news at 11.

Fuck you.

The people who post celebs are gone.
The people who don't are still here.

Doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out why.

These threads have turned to slums where the people who don't contribute are treated better than everyone else.

Fuck you.

Kai counts as a celeb?

Well then.
>>937905436
Two things can be true. I can like those heavy tits and still remember when Kate Upton was new on the scene

beady got into the dollar bin whiskey again

>>937905665
i still buy Kate Upton posters and put them up on my walls. i have 4 up right now.

>>937905646
What are you talking about you fucking retard? A schizophrenic narcissist has been flooding this place for 10 years. It used to have a few good anons amongst all the Spam, but even they are gone now and now it's just him spamming and talking to himself because he destroyed it after 10 years.

No one is getting rewarded. What kind of retarded ass faggot way to look at things is that
There aren't any quality people here anymore because baldy McNarcisssit refused and still refuses to stop spamming.

He has never one time truly admitted in any way that he is wrong for doing what he does.

This is 4chan. You post what you post you try to follow the rules and get along and be interesting and you get the replies you get and that's it. And if you don't like it, then you fuck off.

Betty has been flooding and bullying other people here for a decade and that's why it's destroyed

Person who doesn't contribute thinks people who don't contribute aren't the problem.

More at 11.

>>937905796
Any of the classics?

Drug addict thinks drugs addicts aren't responsible for ruining the neighborhood.

More at 11.

Lazy cunts.

Every hard narcissist like Parker will use every excuse in the world before they ever admit they are wrong after they abuse a bunch of people because they're only genuine core is complete rotten selfishness and that's why Chad said that BD was rotten to the core back in 2017

Anyone who has dealt with a narcissist knows this. Rules for thee, but not for me. They never change.

It's the same reason he can't maintain friends. It's the same reason he's never had a girlfriend or been on a date. It's the same reason he can't get a good job or get a good education or make any money

He's just a rotten gross stupid childish abusive selfish person
No one will ever truly love this motherfucker. His core fucking stinks.

LOL

The person who spams the same non-celeb ever single day for fucking years is complaining about the guy who posts a new celeb every day.

You don't contribute here.
Shut the fuck up and stop complaining.

Define contribute.

They will ignore their own faults and not care at all about committing 10 times the sins they judge others for committing one time because of how selfish and insecure they are

Because it sure as fuck ain't whatever it is you're doing.

choli just woke up

Fat nigger troy

>>937906128
Get a wig nigger

>>937901218
idiot

>>937906070
>The person
who?
>the same non-celeb
who?
>the guy
who?
>a new celeb
who?

FUCK CHOLI

>>937906168
yeah you'd like to wouldn't you

You have to have such an empty fucked up shamelessness to be posting selfies on purpose when you look like Parker
Dudes retarded worthless brain is fucking cooked
Thank God a bully fucking asshole like him will never contribute or amount to anything in life.

You will be alone forever.

>>937906126
>>937906126

>>937905647
who?

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