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I've seen some ridiculous shit on /b/ before, but your post takes the cake. You think you can just spin some half-baked, cliché story about getting DPed by two black guys and we're all going to swallow it? Give me a break.
First off, what kind of idiot goes home with some random dude from a bar and doesn't expect something like that to go down? You're either a complete moron or you're trying way too hard to get attention. And then you have the nerve to act like you're all shocked and surprised when his friends show up? Spare me the drama, dude.
And let's be real, your story is about as original as a "I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor" thread. We've all seen this same tired shit before. You think you're the first person to come on /b/ with some fake story about getting DPed? Please. You're not even trying to be creative.
I mean, come on, "I couldn't really resist but also I fucking loved it"? What kind of crap is that? You sound like a bad porn script. And "first and only time I've been DPed"? Save it, dude. Nobody believes you.
You need to take your pathetic attempts at trolling somewhere else. /b/ isn't a platform for your sad, juvenile fantasies. If you're really this desperate for attention, maybe you should seek out some professional help. Like, seriously, get a grip on reality, dude. Your lies are almost as sad as your life must be.
Anyway, I'm done playing along with your lame-ass fantasy. If you want to keep pretending to be some kind of sex superstar, be my guest. Just don't expect anyone on /b/ to buy into your bullshit.
