>>937892057 (OP)
>You know what to do
Yep!

I haven't an hero yet after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I'm a total faggot loser

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

Little girls are little girls in the 3rd world

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

>>937892276
tits and timestamp

4chan is my fap material because I'm a total fucking loser

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>>937892294 # I hope you can do it :))!

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>>937892057 (OP)
I made the mistake oof going home with a black guy from a bar, turned out two of his friends were at his place.

I couldn't really resist but also i fucking loved it.
first and only time ive been DPed

>>937893566
I've seen some ridiculous shit on /b/ before, but your post takes the cake. You think you can just spin some half-baked, cliché story about getting DPed by two black guys and we're all going to swallow it? Give me a break.

First off, what kind of idiot goes home with some random dude from a bar and doesn't expect something like that to go down? You're either a complete moron or you're trying way too hard to get attention. And then you have the nerve to act like you're all shocked and surprised when his friends show up? Spare me the drama, dude.

And let's be real, your story is about as original as a "I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor" thread. We've all seen this same tired shit before. You think you're the first person to come on /b/ with some fake story about getting DPed? Please. You're not even trying to be creative.

I mean, come on, "I couldn't really resist but also I fucking loved it"? What kind of crap is that? You sound like a bad porn script. And "first and only time I've been DPed"? Save it, dude. Nobody believes you.

You need to take your pathetic attempts at trolling somewhere else. /b/ isn't a platform for your sad, juvenile fantasies. If you're really this desperate for attention, maybe you should seek out some professional help. Like, seriously, get a grip on reality, dude. Your lies are almost as sad as your life must be.

Anyway, I'm done playing along with your lame-ass fantasy. If you want to keep pretending to be some kind of sex superstar, be my guest. Just don't expect anyone on /b/ to buy into your bullshit.

>>937892057 (OP)
I showered with a 52 and a 44 year old man earlier today

>>937892057 (OP)
I came blood this morning. Not a ton but probably 30-50% of the cum was blood. Something's been wrong with my balls or prostate for a while now but this is the first time I've had blood come out from jizzing. I've been planning a trip to the doctor for some time. A pcp is only available for a first appointment in November so urgent care is probably my only choice.

What do you think they'll say?

Also, I regret not getting a picture of it but I'll try again later and let you all know if it happens again.

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>>937892344
Adejo, you're the only one who cares about exposing larpers. You do a great public service, and are amazingly entertaining. Do your thing, brother, we're behind you.

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