YLYL thread

>>937903661 (OP)
that's not funny you edgelord retard

>>937903721
Name my band

>>937903721
>(You)

>>937903796
Band is called "Nah, I won't joke about this. This is just sad."
Also, you're worse than any nigger could ever be.

>>937903661 (OP)
>siblings
>teens
>youths

It's NIGGERS stupid

>>937903661 (OP)
Why didn't their parents name them when they were born?

>>937904600
niggers often forget they have dem keeeeds

>>937903661 (OP)

>>937904524

>>937904634
If their parents gave them names they could have been enrolled in swimming lessons so this tragedy could have been averted

>>937904730
Stop doxxing me, lol.

>>937903661 (OP)
i honestly forget that black people exist in other countries like Spain.

>>937903796
im honestly surprised "Tanesha" isnt in that band.

>>937903796
Why do they love Sonic so much?

kngw28

>>937903721
The funny part isnt them drowning, its calling them British. Faggot.

>>937903721
Then why did I loose?

>>937904688
Have you ever been debanked? It's not fun. This is a good thing.

>>937903796
Filename:
Crime statistics plummeted at the local neighborhood.

>>937904688
It sounds like they are preemptively stopping banks from dumping people who get famous for wrong think. Like if a bank wanted to cut off Elon Musk because he made a Nazi salute.

>>937904197
Honestly, kek. If that isn't a wake up call then I don't know what else is

>>937903796
TND

(Total nigger death)

And they would play classical music

>>937903796
Even in death niggers gotta make it trashy

>>937906549
It's definitely both. Double faggot.

>>937903796
The Racist Fagott Who Thinks Being Aggrevating Has Some Sort of Value And Will Die Alone and Angry Unless He Finds Some Modicum of Wisdoms Solo Jazz Ensamble

>>937909118
Jazz sucks.

>>937909227
Making it so much more fitting.

>>937909378
Is spelling "ensemble" like a fucking retard fitting as well?

>>937906527
first First Lady who was a prostitute

>>937904197
>black is more than just a color
Yeah, apparently it is also a density

>>937903796
You know, I think I'll be having a sex with a woman today.

You?

>>937903661 (OP)
LMAOOOOOO

>>937903661 (OP)
>>937903796
Honestly it's hard to feel sorry when these beasts die. All I can think of is that some innocent white people won't be beaten, robbed, or raped by these reprobates.

>>937912464

>>937912486
Wow, truly a tragedy. Never understood people who kill their own families.

>>937904812
thought this was real until the entire fucking building collapsed, lmao

>>937912567
OOOO OOOOO AHH AAAAHHH!!

>>937912510
Screwdriver nooo

>>937904812
finally good use of ai

>>937912510
The husband had manic depression and had a history of suicidal ideation. The wife, a special education teacher, had applied for more mental health treatment for him and was waiting for insurance approval.

A lot of times the perpetrator's logic is like this: he's the breadwinner of the family. He wants to kill himself or even just end his marriage. He feels his family members are too helpless to fend for themselves without him. So he murders them all before killing himself, so they won't end up homeless, or living with the indignity of having a husband and father who killed himself or who needed mental health treatment.

"shoot me nigga" lmao at dead pedo jews

look how jewish this faggot looks

>>937904524
>>937909118
You guys still named the band. You can't do that if you want to object. Like this anon, sort of>>937912426

>>937903661 (OP)
Everyone knows British siblings can't swim

>>937915221
Asians are the exception to this

>>937915209
I'll drink to that!

>>937912504
>>937912486
>>937912461
Funny how they have to cherry pick the white ones lmaoooo

>>937916496
Nigger "men" can't murder their families because they don't even stick around.

>>937916535
And yet they still manage to do it at nearly triple the rate of white fathers.

>>937903796
>Name my band
6 feet under

>>937903661 (OP)
>british

>>937916228
no they aren't

>>937915194
>>937915209
>>937915177
this shit isnt funny. fuck off

>>937913050
>>937904812
you retarded? you know its not real since the fatass would break that thin board before she can get to the end lol. also no fatass would make that jump.

>>937909452
I double dare you to get a retard to spell ensemble. For me it is spelled ensemble in my third languange and ensamble in my fifth language which I am reviewing right now, and have to write everything without spell check because for some reason it is stuck in Norwegian.
So those were my excuses. Now its your turn. Whats your excuse for dismissing argument if a letter follows the sound of the word rather than the "correct" spelling? FAS? Drugs? Brain CIDS?

>>937917541
You're right, it's not funny.

It's fucking hilarious.

>>937917861
something can not be hilarious if its not funny retard. words mean things.

>>937917902
It's called inference, faggot. In this case I clearly implied that it was not "just" funny, but hilarious, using an EXTREMELY common and colloquial turn of phrase. Quit trying to sound smarter than you are, you're embarrassing yourself.

Retard.

>>937904524
This. You edge lords are the only niggers in this scenario

>>937918062
sure thing, samefag

>>937918098
That was my first post in this thread

>>937918013
wrong my smoothed brain'd fren. you can't retcon words either

>>937918438
lmao

>>937903821
This level of cringe is unmatched

>>937904688
This is incredibly good how is this funny? Thry also need to bring the hammer down on payment processors

>>937915209
I love that this is major news but when 100 of our soldiers die not a fucking word

>>937918345
lol k <3

>>937903721
Then why am I laughing nigger?

>>937912426
>>937904524
>>937909118
>>937912426

Samefag.

>>937908339
The bill was specifically to strong-arm banks so that they no longer function as private businesses, even if they are.
If you were a Republican, you'd lose your entire base telling them you want more government in their wallets, so you just make laws that the people THINK they want, using clever language to make sure it actually gives you the power to investigate banks at will.
This bill will not solve the Collective Action problem, but it will give people a weapon to use against anyone who doesn't keep their money in cash.

>>937912464
>I lack empathy
You don't need to be racist to lack empathy. It's probably an affectation of that fact, not the other way around.

>>937903721
It is funny, though? They're not British.

>>937917487
only one that made me laugh.

>>937917541
Oi vey!!! They goyim, they are laughing at unauthorized comedy!!!

>>937919472
tinfoil.jpg

>>937918781
I'm confused and a little aroused if I'm being honest

>>937913050
You didn't see how the flip was just her turning into a mass of flesh and arms?
That didn't tell you it was AI?

>>937917764
>I can "speak" 5 languages
>I can't do any of them well except my native mandarin
>I also can only say a few words in those languages
sounds retarded

>>937919941
T. has never seen a fat person do a backflip

what is a human but a mass of flesh with arms?

>>937904524

>>937912486
Sad. I hope they rest in peace.

>>937918013
I've heard the phrase too; it's wrong though.
Things have to be funny to be hilarious. They're not mutually exclusive, like the joke treats them, they're the opposite. Hilarious is a subset of Funny, any extra word that means another level of funny is just a subset of the word "funny"
Funny is the Hypernym of the word Hilarious, meaning Hilarious is a Hyponym of funny. For something to be hilarious, it has to be funny, then get more funny.
Just like a "Spoon" is "Silverware" and a "Fox" is "Animal," "Hilarious" IS "Funny."

>>937915209
Hahahahaahahaha

>>937919811
>Anything I don't agree with is a conspiracy.
Ok anon. I literally replied to a suggestion that the bill was a preemption to protect Nazis, but my guess was the conspiracy?

>>937920271
>red hats are nazis
>doubles down
weird concession

>>937920271
picrel is you

>>937906257
He could go fast enough to outrun the flames

>>937912510

>>937903661 (OP)
I thought turds floated

>>937914118
>insurance approval

Fuck, my sides

The majority of psychs don't give a rats ass about helping you out of whatever problems you're having. They just want to try and get you on as many drugs as they can to line their pockets. Fuck the health-care system.

>>937915194
They found out>>937915209

>>937920354
>Red hats are Nazis
What? When did I say that?
The reply I replied to said the words "Nazi Salute"
I don't know how else to interpret that. Why would you do a salute associated heavily with a specific group (many times) if you didn't intend to be associated with the same group?

>>937920442
>Ad hom.
Nuke Israel.

Pretend everything that you don't like is Jews.

>>937920231
No shit idiot. That's literally the point of the phrase. The play on that obvious contradiction by omitting the words "just" or "simply" before the word "funny" is the feature, not a bug. You're literally trying so hard to be right that you're circling all the way back around to being wrong again, holy shit. Ya autistic fuckin goober.

>>937918786
tells you who is boss of america xD

>>937919425
You might be surprised about the fact that there are quite a lot of people here that enjoy a good ol' racist or misanthropic joke but have enough empathy to not laugh about a particular case of suicide or the death of a child.

Also, what's the worst thing about being a jewish nigger? - You have to sit in the back of the oven.

>>937903661 (OP)

>>937919425
>>937921556
Also, try harder, samefag fag.

>>937920701
>triple downs
yikes

>>937919811
Are you being sarcastic? Politicians openly publishing bills is the part of the political process that's least conspiratorial lmao

>>937920733
Pretend everything that you don't like is Nazis.

>>937922532
>>937922519

>>937921274
This kinda glosses over the white persecutors lol

>>937922519
Using the word "yikes" unironically or not, tells us everything we need to know about your low-T, limp twisted, neutered personality. Both your opinion and your inevitable reply to this post are disregarded entirely. Good luck spending the rest of your life with your belly up and wringing your hands nervously at the slightest bit of conflict, faggot.

>>937903661 (OP)
Pregnant women and poop are the same thing. Killing pregnant women is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>937904524
i agree with anon. not funny to joke about innocent lives being taken

>>937903661 (OP)
Niggers and poop are the same thing. Killing niggers is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>937922222
Quints lost to my asshole

>>937922722
>>937922761
Shit and poop are the same thing. Killing shit is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>937904600
>>937904688
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>>937905633
>>937915177
>>937916411
>>937918577
>>937919811
>>937920733
>>937922722
If you have been offended by a YLYL thread, please click here and scroll slowly to the bottom of the page.

https://www.edramatica.com/Offended

>>937903661 (OP)
https://youtu.be/N8V66zQdVa0?feature=shared

>>937918786
Training exercise accidents involving troops killed in helicopters are headline news for days/weeks retard.

>>937923037
By any chance, are you referring to the helicopter accident in Saxony that happened recently?

>>937922708
>>937922559

>>937915194
Found the faggot that started the other shitty ylyl.
Seriously does anyone on here not repost shit?

>>937903796
Every casket was perfectly sized to each child, yet each casket was only 3/5 full.

>>937904812
reminds me of that one scene in super duper sumos where the blonde sumo jumps into the pool and destroys it

>>937903796
Jesus-tap dancing-Christ, you edge lords are more cringe than the SJW's we used to fuck with back when this place was fun.

>>937923037
No they dont
Same shit when someone chimps out at McDonald's, barely a word

>>937924247
Here is my favorite nedroid comic.

>>937912486
I get hard seeing dead white bodies

>>937904812
lost

>>937925500

>>937904251
Exsqueeze me

Meanwhile Trump's still a a pedophile.

>>937918438
You are like little babby

>>937926001
Don't care tranny

Cope
Seethe
Dilate

>>937917764
>when I am not discussing the finer points of the latest episode of Rick and Morty (in five languages, of course) with my fellow MENSA colleagues on r/atheism, I sometimes also find the time up to navigate to this website and jack off to pictures of Disney characters sucking up debris with their giant vacuum cleaner penises, the ideal choice for an elevated IQ such as mine

>>937922926
Why are they all dubs?
>>937923037
A marine just died during a physical fitness test in Florida, it barely made the news.

>>937926091

>>937903796

Crime Prevention

>>937922752

But there were no innocent lives taken, in this instance.

>>937924405

>>937926091

>>937928346
Oh shit, that's the girl from rescue rangers, isn't she? I totally forgot that cartoon, didn't even think about it since decades, when I last saw it

>>937928586

>>937904251
Id just squeeze myself trough behind the woman

>>937929297
this thread is too good

>>937928987

>>937908339
Would debanking involve taking that person's money? Or just that they can't keep it in their bank?

>>937922926
wtf dramatica is still a thing? lol why?

>>937913050
bro she turns into the Samus morph ball mid air

>>937916228
>Asians are the exception to this
Not true, at all. Even though some Asian nations have started to both respect and enact patent laws, the ones in China are a complete joke. If you are not Chinese, you have about a 0% chance of obtaining a patent under Chinese law (unless you bribe a ridiculous amount of money), while Chinese nationals can get an overreaching patent on fire or the wheel by just filing the application.

The fact is that almost all the world's modern inventions, and almost everything that is technology based today, was invented by white men and in the United States almost exclusively.

Blacks account for literally 0.037% of all patents worldwide, yet make up 14% of the world's population (and 88% of all violent crimes in the U.S.). White people make up 16% of the world's population, yet account for 96% of the world's inventions.

>>937934201

>>937919740
Only incels laugh at things like that

>>937934493
NTA but I'm married and I found it kind of funny. FAFO.

>>937903796
Sly and the Family Gravestones

>>937903661 (OP)
That's what any Brit looks like after getting that much sun in Spain

>>937904285
context?

>>937916153
The ruler of /b/ has spoken!

>>937935230
White people are weak, soft, and easily domitable.

>>937926428
Except for Rick and Morty youre describing me to a T. The hardest part of writing this usimg my third language is my dick in my hand.

>>937927596

>>937935230
The usual behavior from the usual suspects

>>937903661 (OP)
I'm living but I ain't learn nothin

>>937936040
You mean white people who let their mouths write checks their asses can't cash?

>>937935999

>>937936344
I mean niggers acting like violent criminals the way they always do.

>>937936728
You mean winning fights when they go toe to toe with inferior whites? Whites wish they could be as violent, but they fail miserably.

>>937936883
Look up the current undisputed heavyweight boxing champ Saar.

>>937904197
i never read the shirt until now

"Black is more than a Color"

no. it is actually less than a color...

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>>937904251
>start going between them
>stop halfway
>maintain strong eye contact with woman as grinding gently on man
>who breaks first?

>>937938736

Fuck off, cocksleeve.

>>937906527
Justin Trudeau is Barron's dad tho