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I used to live in a condo association that had these lakes and yearly like clockwork every spring tons of Canadian geese would show up to do their yearly nesting.
These fuckers were truly niggers of the bird world. They'd chase you and lunge at you but if you showed any aggression back they'd back down.
I eventually discovered you could legally destroy their nests and eggs with a permit from the USDA and the cunts were terrified of green laser pointers.
Armed with a laser pointer and steel toed boots I'd scare the niggers away with my laser pointer and crush their eggs.
I'd make sure to do it late in the season after the mother needed for a few weeks so she wanted all her time for nothing.
The best part was their honk of sadness and clear mourning of their lost clutch.
For a few years I was so effective no geese niglets hatched and the birds would attack each other. Then one year they stopped coming.
Why am I telling this story?
Because niggers and Canadian geese are the same.
